UFC Fight Night: Cannonier vs. Imavov
Jared Cannonier vs. Nassourdine Imavov (Camp ArtieBanks)
Dominick Reyes vs. Dustin Jacoby
(Camp Fallen.Angel) Raul Rosas Jr. vs. Ricky Turcios
Brunno Ferreira vs. Dustin Stoltzfus
Julian Marquez vs. Zach Reese
Punahele Soriano vs. Miguel Baeza
Thiago Moisés vs. Ľudovít Klein
Charles Radtke vs. Carlos Prates
Brad Katona vs. Jesse Butler
Andrea Lee vs. Montana De La Rosa
(Camp Runt) Daniel Marcos vs. John Castañeda
Eduarda Moura vs. Denise Gomes
Cody Stamann vs. Taylor Lapilus
Puja Tomar vs. Rayanne Amanda
Camp ArtieBanks:
- Nassourdine Imavov [#7] - 5k
Camp Fallen.Angel:
- Raul Rosas Jr. - 2k
Camp Runt:
- Daniel Marcos - 2k
Nassourdine Imavov
Dustin Jacoby
Raul Rosas Jr.
Brunno Ferreira
Julian Marquez
Miguel Baeza
Ľudovít Klein
Carlos Prates
Brad Katona
Andrea Lee
Daniel Marcos
Eduarda Moura
Taylor Lapilus
Rayanne Amanda
The Bitcoin billionaires funding Bukele are growing increasingly concerned at their fighters lack of ability to follow simple instructions. While from the outside it would seem they're delighted, with Bukele picking up his 3rd straight win, this couldnt be further from the truth; Internally they are fuming:
"Pre-mature ejaculation plan, no more than 2 minutes!" One was heard saying during the fight.
"Why is he still laying there? He's been pounding for 4 minutes"
"You're too stiff!"
"Finish already!" Erupted another.
The group has been particularly jittery of late with the price of Bitcoin fluctuating to the downside, Bukele's performances havn't helped. Their angst reached a climax when Bukele, with his opponent laid on his back taking a hammering, decided to spice things about and change positions and stand erect up-right on his feet - a shock to all considering he's a ground specialist.
The prevailing consensus among the group is that he must either get a perverse enjoyment toying with his subjects, or he's simply just not very smart!