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Jack Daniels

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MMA RECORD 15-8-1

TRINITY RECORD 2-0-0

Former Troid Welterweight Champion

I want you next. Im throwing it down to you, now your little hype train has stopped get in the cage with me and get mauled. I want the title and you are my next stepping stone were both free to fight lets do it soon as possible.

JD OUT!!!!

 

 

Remember that you asked for this beatdown.

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How dare you compare me to that parent-eating ginger you rapscallion!

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You asked for it by being in my way. Im going to destroy you pussy.Who taps out to strikes???

 

 

He wasn't tapping, he was calling for a time out because he was poked in the eye. Pussies like you would hold on to something like that.

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I didn't think you were the type of guy to make excuses Chris.

 

Irish don't tap to strikes. The eye poke was as clear as day. Not sure how the commentary missed it. We've petitioned for the bout to be ruled a NC but dean's blowing the org's committee... or most likely being blown by the org owner and the hype man in exchange for slider advice.

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Irish don't tap to strikes. The eye poke was as clear as day. Not sure how the commentary missed it. We've petitioned for the bout to be ruled a NC but dean's blowing the org's committee... or most likely being blown by the org owner and the hype man in exchange for slider advice.

 

Like his manager, Ozzy has a bit of pussy French blood in him.

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McKane circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Jintao to the canvas!
Jintao doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - McKane keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ozzy McKane!

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"I want the winner of Bjorn Helgi and Taisto Perala. In the mean time I'm ready to fight Kantaro Hoshino tomorrow, this week, next week. In his back yard or my back yard it doesn't matter. I'll beat that commie to a pulp at 'is own game. I'm going to take over me division."

 

 

 

Jintao makes him his bitch again in a rematch. Nice win today though, only one that wasn't bullshit.

 

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"I want the winner of Bjorn Helgi and Taisto Perala. In the mean time I'm ready to fight Kantaro Hoshino tomorrow, this week, next week. In his back yard or my back yard it doesn't matter. I'll beat that commie to a pulp at 'is own game. I'm going to take over me division."

 

 

 

 

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This is how much fucks I give.

 

I wonder how much taking you'll be doing after tomorrow.

 

2-2-1 doesn't sound very dominant.

 

I think I am in your head Karter.

 

Do you see my face when you go to bed at night?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No wait, that's just your mom. Good thing I'm usually just looking at the back of her head cause her face so shredded it makes me think your grandma's pussy was a wood chipper.

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You cared enough to post. 3-1-1 and another finish on my resume after Tolonen's done with you.

 

A win would be a blessing, a unanimous a miracle, a finish... hah don't be a fool.

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Wouldn't be the first time your dude tapped out. CTD ftw.

 

We're talking about hidden/confidence test fights on a 16 year old project with a previous manager now? Autism or desperation ftw, I'll let you pick.

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You lose. Nothing to see here folks. 3-1-1 for the KO King. Only fighter you could beat was my guy with zero confidence.

 

It took this matchup:

 

Elite - Sensational - Elite - Brown

 

vs

 

Wonderful - Exceptional - Sensational - Brown (zero confidence)

 

for you to get a win. Dominance was established. Go back to your noob alliance.

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Well Tolonen has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 49:46
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 49:47
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 49:47

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Amisviiksi Tolonen!

 

 

 

A win would be a blessing, a unanimous a miracle, a finish... hah don't be a fool.

 

 

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  • 2 months later...

After Ozzy McKane's submission of the night performance, capturing the LW title at Trinity from Brynden Epicity,


Ozzy took the mic and looked at Brynden's manager, who was literally crying a river and throwing an e-tantrum.



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"Who's yer daddy Ryan? Who's yer Daddy?"


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