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360k guys are getting old and ID-orgs are full of elite/sens guys. Would be waste to start 360k org at this late.

Sources within NYPD have confirmed that Kuol 'Twister' Riak was the man found in the wilderness several days ago. It appears he is back training within New York under new management. His new manager is rumoured to be Empire FC regular Edsel T, however they could not be reached for comment. It remains to be seen if new management can steer him back on track and challenging again or if that crippling 160Q Horse Pill addiction proves too much.

Evan Duvernay 22-4-0 35 p4p All set. Good luck man, may the best man win. Nothing but respect for you, but I obviously want that belt.

370K RANKINGS TOP 5 135 LBS CHAMPION Johnny "Vampire Hunter" Albatross (371279) 12-3 1. Bryce Helix (374063) 7-1 2. Boris Yeltsin Jr (370085) 8-2 3. Laertes "The Lady Slayer" Royster (370407) 7-3 4. "The Meat Factory" Red Yabattoir (374443) 7-2-1 5. Mickey "Kid Buzzsaw" Cowan (370184) 11-4 (TOP NOT RANKED- Koa Bouddi (371028) 13-3) 145 LBS CHAMPION "The Nigerian Dream" Chukwu Adeoluwa (370361) 9-2 1. Jim "The Grim" Reefer (370276) 9-4 2. Marcus "Money" Shakes (370254) 11-5 3. Petcharon Sitsongrit (371628) 9-3 4. DaMatti Matikainen (370155) 7-1 5. Ishmael Egyptian (374324) 5-3 155 LBS CHAMPION Harris "The Grandmaster" Reed (370608) 11-0-2 1."Jolly" Johnny Billabong (370301) 12-4-2 2. Ivan "The Decker" Draganov (370009) 8-3 3. BIshop Bonesteel (371707) 15-5 4. Kwame "Killa Kwam" Redcliffe (371516) 10-6-3 5. "Main Card" Junk Yard Dog (371757) 7-4 170 LBS CHAMPION Yaden "Pride of Tibet" Dhargey (370012) 12-1 1. Shahzad "Black Panther" Abdelrahman (370867) 13-5 2. "The Ghurka Berserker" Agansing Rai (370078) 11-3 3. Michal "Meat Truck" Materlak (370585) 8-4 4. Moshe Weiss (370440) 5-4 5. Agent Smith (370168) 8-5 (TOP NOT RANKED- Nicandro "Oziel" Aloisio (370477) 7-1 ) 185 LBS CHAMPION DeShaun Holton Jr (370436) 15-1 1. Jamil Hurst (370759) 11-3 2. "Loose" Bruce Kiwi (370277) 10-2 3. "Cpt." Jack Phillips (370861) 9-3 4. Abdo Farah (370396) 8-3 5. Junior Barbosa (370626) 8-4 205 LBS CHAMPION "The Bestial Baron" Zekariays Solomon (373105) 10-0 1. Vladimir "Бомбить" Skurwysynowski (370159) 10-3-1 2. "Clutch" AJ Brown (370520) 10-3 3. Ethan Mayer (370545) 10-2 4. Hrvoje "The Golden Boy" Palmotic (371936) 8-3 5. Rufus Rutger (370515) 6-4 265 LBS CHAMPION Jimmy "Gimmie" Granite (370921) 11-4 1. Yannick "Menton de Granit" Sakala (370900) 10-3 2. Lasha Abashidze (370290) 10-1 3. Death "Knight" Knell (370313) 11-2 4. Maximilian "The Lion" Bonaparte (372280) 9-3 5. Frank "The Tank" Kurschmann (372057) 9-6 265+ LBS 360K CHAMPION Hans "Sgt" Schultz (367433) 13-1 1. "Mad" Anthony Wayne (360096) 14-6 2. Paul "Gazza" Gascoigne (362037) 11-6 3. Haw Thorn (369947) 9-3 4. Chidi Chika "Magnet" (366277) 3-1 5. Sammy Kodjia (366490) 3-1

360 is pretty much open ID too late for more orgs, 380 is where the damage has been done and another org needed. Tons of fighters no fights

Sucker Punch Pro Series 153 Hello Sucker Punch fans! Risa here doing the WHOLE ENTIRE PREVIEW for Sucker Punch Pro Series 153 because Hare and Donkey are… “chilling out” for the evening. Take that as you will. That means you get what you get for this preview, and you don’t get upset! If you do get upset, go feel bad about yourself, because I’m doing my best. Tonight, we have a fun line up of fights, though no heavy man fights (I believe Hare said none over middleweight, to use the proper terminology for any of you managers that might have sticks up your asses), for our live and PPV fans to enjoy. Not only do we have a championship battle to the death (not to the death? Lame!), but we also have a match to determine one of the next title contenders! What a night we have coming up! Phase One: The Pregame Just a few warmup shots and fights to really get your MMA bones buzzing. Fight 1: Ceedee Queen v Benny Figg Ceedee Queen? More like Ceedee’s nuts. Sorry, that was only funny to me. Anyway this first fight of the night will be a three round pow wow between these two hunks. On the Risa Scale of Win-Lose ratios, both of these guys have a medium-sucky rating, with Queen’s being veryyyyy mildly less sucky. Very mild. Both of these guys lost their last fight, so I’m sure a win would feel nice to either of them. I don’t know much else about these two, and I don’t really want to know much else about them. Call me when you guys are headliners, besties. Fight 2: Oswaldo Fadda Jr v Nick Barkley The second fight will be between Fadda Jr and Barkley. Now Fadda has a 5-0 win record right now. He also has a big ass forehead so that adds an L by default. I don’t know if Fadda has been beating shitty fighters or decent dudes, but hey, go out front stay out front my guy. His last couple fights have been submission and KO wins, so this guy might wrap up the fight pretty quickly. Barkley has a 12-8 record right now, more fights, but more Ls. Now hopefully he was fighting better guys than Fadda was. His last two fights he lost to submissions, so if Fadda can stick with his recent trend, he might shut this one down before a decision. Fight 3: Moganesh Jain v Godefroy Courtial Both of these guys have first names that are a mouthful. Jain looks like he got smacked on the top of his head a few too many times. He’s coming in with a 23-11-1 record. That’s a lot of fights bestie. That means a lot of experience. He was on a four-fight win run until he lost his last one. So sad. Maybe he can get back at the winning tonight. Courtial has a 17-7-1 record. Not as many fights as Jain, but still plenty to tell me that he definitely knows his way around Sucker Punch. Courtial has pretty high morale going into this fight. That would be promising for him, except so does Jain so get fucked I guess bro. Hopefully they make this fight worth watching. Phase Two: The Uber Ride There We’re on our way to the big fights, better keep the bottles and fists popping. (If anyone is curious, Hare is currently shouting at the TV show he’s watching because they talked about Fight Club, and we all know what the first rule is. I don’t think his “chilling out” is working the way it was supposed to.) Fight 4: Tomohiro Tanahashi v Manco Capac Tanahashi is coming into today with a 10-5 record. He’s got a pretty neat profile picture too, respect my guy. High morale and high energy going into tonight will serve him well. Hopefully Tanahashi is ready to break the three fight losing streak he’s on and get back to his blazing win streak he had before. Capac is coming into tonight with a 14-12 streak. He’s been pretty back and forth with wins and losses, but he’s also got pretty high morale and energy today, so hopefully he’s aiming to get another win under his belt and put a bit more of a gap between his win and loss stats. Risa’s Pick: Tomohiro Tanahashi via KO I love KOs. Tanahashi has won KO of the night before. Capac hasn’t. Knock him out Tanahashi! Make him taste metal! Fight 5: Repus Revorg v Montesh Dominguez I know Revorg. He’s one of Hare’s guys. I’ve made fun of him before. Well Hare isn’t here for you today pal, just Risa. So don’t expect nice words. Revorg has a 10-8 record, fairly high morale, and high energy going into tonight. He also has by far the lowest bank balance I’ve seen out of any of the fighters so far (broke bitch). Revorg lost his last fight, so he better shake that out of his head if he wants to win this one and move up in the world. Dominguez has a 10-11 record, slightly higher morale than Revorg, and lots of energy going into tonight. He also has a lot more money than Revorg. He won his last fight with a KO (that’s what I like to see). Honestly, from what I know of all this MMA stuff (which is very little), I’d say these two guys are a pretty even match, this fight could honestly go either way. Risa’s Pick: Montesh Dominguez via Unanimous Decision Listen I’m not a fan of Hare (strictly because we’re related, I’m sure he’s a nice enough guy). I’m hoping the judges aren’t either and use their bias powers in order to pick Dominguez. It makes Hare grumpy and more fun to pick on when his guys lose fights. Maybe he’ll pay them more to fight better. Fight 6: James Kirk v Darwin Zambrano Zambrano is also one of Hare’s guys. Two for two out here. Captain Kirk up here is taking a break from intergalactic travels with Spock to beat up Zambrano. Now Kirk is coming into tonight with a 13-8-1 record, fairly high morale, and high energy. He lost his last two fights, so hopefully he’s itching for a good ol’ 1-2-beat-the-shit-out-of-him kind of evening to get back on the right track here. Zambrano looks straight out of fucking Game of Thrones. Kinda forgot what this bull looks like until now. Wack. He’s rocking with a 9-8 record, high morale, and high energy for tonight. He won his last fight, so I’m sure he’s still walking on that high (he looks the type to be like that). Zambrano is also broke as fuck. What the fuck, Hare? Your guys got a gambling addiction or something? Something fishy is going on here. What a shady manager. Risa’s Pick: Darwin Zambrano via TKO Dawg is carrying a sword. He tried to hide it in the picture, but I see it. Captain Kirk, it’s been a pleasure, but your fists are no match for a sword. Phase 3: The Party We’re getting into the bigger fights. I still have no clue what I’m talking about. I need a drink. Fight 7: Juan Christiano v Shock Linewood Juan, if you’re gonna dress like Jesus and act like Jesus, why don’t you just go by Jesus(hey-zeus)? Christiano is coming into tonight with a 17-7-1 record, high morale, and high energy. Good, as you should. He won his last fight (against Benny Figg, who is also fighting tonight, may I add). He probably felt like he could walk on water after that win. Linewood is coming into tonight with a 21-23-1 record, high morale, and high energy. That’s a lot of fights bro. You lost a lot of them too bro. Nonetheless, he won his last two fights. Perhaps he can win tonight and start a semblance of a winning streak. That would be pretty neat my guy. Risa’s Pick: Shock Linewood via KO Jesus was a lover, not a fighter. And he literally got beat in a fight way back when #CrucifictionVibes (This just in: Hare just informed me that bestie Juan was the prior champ. That’s awko taco. I stand by my pick) Fight 8: Craig Watkins v Landon McGuire Who names their kid Craig? Why? Landon is also a dumb name though. Very douchebag/frat boy-esque. Craig “The Outlaw” Watkins, what the FUCK kind of nickname is that? You look like you sit in your basement playing Dungeons and Dragons every day that you’re not fighting people. “The Outlaw,” give me a break. I’m so mad. Who the fuck thinks that they have the right to call themselves “The Outlaw” when their name is CRAIG?? Risa’s Pick: Landon McGuire via however he’s best at beating people. Fuck you Craig. (“We have to say fuck you in the most loving way possible. We don’t want the other managers to hate us.” – Hare) Fight 9: Chip Nickel v Silent Bob This is a contender match-up to determine the next title contender! Isn’t this so exciting?? I have goose bumps! Hare is so excited that he just burned his hand on melted cheese while making his third snack of the hour! Things are wild with excitement in the Rumpler household! Chip Nickle is coming into tonight’s match with a 22-9 record, pretty high morale, and high energy. Now, this isn’t the first match up between Nickel and Bob, and Nickel lost the last one. OUCH! Time for a revenge tour buddy. Make him regret beating you last time. I believe in you. Silent Bob won the last match up between these two MMA studs. Silent but deadly I guess. Bob is coming into tonight with a 18-9 record, high morale, and high energy. He’s ready to rumble clearly. He’s won his last two fights, and lost the one right after he beat Nickel. Both of these guys are tough fighters. Bob’s got a track record with the decisions. Nickel might want to shut down the fight with a TKO before Bobby gets the chance to outperform him. Risa’s Pick: Silent Bob via Unanimous decision Listen, both of y’all have pretty cool names. But Bobby took Nickel down before, and my money would be on him doing it again. Phase Four: The After Party After parties are the best part of any good party. Hopefully this time, the after party is a good one, but also remembered, unlike the usual best after parties. Fight 10: Konrad Wagner v Nova Lankinen for the CHAMPIONSHIP! This is it folks. The five round championship fight. We made it. This match-up between Wagner and Lankinen will determine who will walk out of tonight the welterweight champion! SO exciting! Konrad Wagner is our reigning champ coming into tonight. This is his fifth championship run. You know what they say, if you’ve won the championship five times, that means you lost it four times (Hare tells me he only lost it three times and it was stripped once for leaving CaliMMA with the belt, I told him I don’t care). Of course, I would never manifest such energy on the night of Wagner’s big championship defense (just don’t screw up bro). Wagner is coming into his defense with 21-4 record, high morale, and high energy. Nova Lankinen is coming for Wagner’s knees and his championship. This is Lankinen’s first trip to the belt, ooooohh exciting! Lankinen is coming into tonight on a five fight winning streak. He’s got a 7-2 record, high morale, and high energy. Both of these guys are ready to leave it all in the ring. Risa’s Pick: Kurt Wagner via Unanimous decision You don’t mess with the best. And you don’t fix what ain’t broke. I love a good underdog story, but I’m not sure Lankinen has the Sucker Punch experience he needs quite yet. Finale That’s all for today folks. Be sure to tune in (or show up to LA if you’re seeing it live) for the big event tonight. Let’s see some busted up fighters tonight! Peace out Sucker Punch squad. Risa out.

Hell, 365 is a stone's throw from open id.

What a knockout! Well done, mate! I think you deserve the shot and I'll be waiting on the fight offer! Let's get it

Actual footage of Maurice standing behind Convicted's locked Golden Showers' entrance doors.

Slo Moegan: Ladies and gentlemen I give you your winner by TKO Kaimana Makani! Kaimana Makani: Hey Slo. Slo Moegan: So talk us through a bit of the highlights of the fight. Kaimana Makani: Sure thing Slo. So I was able to easily get a takedown in the first and I know I had an advantage in BJJ. I figured I would soften him up with some ground and pound but couldn't land a submission. Then the second round I took it back to where I had the advantage and took the fight to the ground. Tried the same thing but the ground and pound was definitely more successful even hurt him pretty bad at the end of the round. Third round took it to the ground again and missed another submission but then got full mount and then he gave up his back to get away from the ground and pound and kept at it and finally the ref stepped in to stop the fight. Slo Moegan: Well you certainly got the stoppage and looked good while you were at it. Impressive win. So what is next for you? Kaimana Makani: I guess I'm training and waiting for right now. Everyone around me in the division and almost everyone in general in the division has a fight scheduled except for the 25 year olds and I'm just not ready to be fighting guys as skilled as them who have been fighting for years. Slo Moegan: Well when you step back into the cage I look forward to seeing you work.