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Kazuma Kiryu: Life is like a trampoline, the lower you fall, the higher you go. I'm back tonight to take what's rightfully mine Machado, two will enter that cage, but only I will leave it. MR. TAKAHASHI: Kazuma is on fire! Tonight without a doubt my champion will again become a middle-weight champion, with two victories over Machado that'd make him a Champ-Champ right? That's how it's done? Hare should get on that, it's prime marketing material. But as I was saying, we've been in the gym and if you all thought Kazuma was a one shot clock stopper he still is but ever since he started taking those supplements from Paddy's I just hear him all night punching the walls, kicking the walls, I went to get milk and came back, he had finished building a deck on a building we didn't even own that's just how committed he is to making himself the unstoppable Golden Dragon of Suckerpunch, I don't think I've seen anything this exciting since Kaoru won the 10-9 SP Interim Invitational belt

"Never doubt the way of the Donkey, when you're thirsty you should follow a donkey, they'll lead you to water, or they'll walk a different way, Donkeys tips have brought prosperous wealth to my family that will last generations while also giving me the necessary funding to train with the Master Tiger Schullman in attempt to harness the true power of Donkey Dan's fabled Donkey Kick"

Hey at the very least this was a fight where 100% of all attempts were landed for both sides. On paper Ponor had all the advantages and was definitely a competitor going in, but here we are again with where the real fight is MACHADO VS KAZUMA III The Dragon Returns Tokyo TBD (Also get well soon Hare! Covid sucks)

Nagashima drops an elbow to the side of Courtial's head.Courtial is trying to maintain the position but Nagashima is very close to passing his half guard.The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Nagashima connects with a nice short shot to Courtial's temple.The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Nagashima lands a nice short elbow.http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/rocked2.gifCourtial is rocked!Nagashima drops an elbow to the side of Courtial's head.Oh Courtial is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!Nagashima is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Courtial is hurt! He's hurt bad - Nagashima fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Courtial from any more punishment! Congratulations to Nagashima! Great finish! Kaoru "Crazy Eyes" Nagashima 10-9 Kaoru: I've been asked over and over again what it was I was saying to Courtial in the ring, well let me tell you, the words that I uttered him came from high atop the mountain where I conversed with my ever sage Akirono, only to run overnight from the mountain top to the Tokyo Bowl where exactly 46803.5 people attended in homage you may be wondering how there was a half, but that was merely their heart was not aligned entirely but after tonight I expect 52,887.955 people aligned at the next event! Anyway back to what I said, my shattering words were. "I'm going to elbow your head and punch your face a lot" to which he replied "Oh no you're not!" and then I elbowed his head, and won the 10-9 Suckerpunch Donkey Dan Invitational Interim Belt

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Bjorn Akerfeldt- It was an impressive first round, cuts, knockdowns, massive uppercuts but let's face it you couldn't seal the deal and were a diminishing asset in rounds 2 and 3 getting tied up on the ground and missing shots. If you were gonna go for the decision in the end probably should have paid attention to points the whole time, so maybe instead of calling for Parker or Fury or others out of your league you can run it back with me, the real future King of 205.

What'd I say, the real goat is here to stay, my moves are impeccable, my defense is impenetrable, my lovemaking respectable, my name unpronounceable, and my will is insurmountable. Just sayin, Saiyans get stronger with all there losses so maybe we should just keep that in mind. Oh and one last thing DONKEY DAN WHERE YOU AT!?

Just for you, SUPER WOLF FUN TIMES will be televising this match to the fullest extent possible

Just don't finish each other too quickly, this is going to be a PPV.

GG, really thought I was going to go 0-4 against Psiris especially after seeing Psiris show 10-5 on my fight prediction. Well Hare who's next? Or should we let Kiryu enjoy the after party so he can pack on a few lbs and go up a division so he can become Suckerpunch's first champ-champ?

The resolution was so close to my last fight I thought it was a glitch in the matrix til that one jab snuck through, congrats on lasting 15 seconds longer than Machado though but the only thing impregnated here is my bank account with my assured KO of the Night bonus. "The Dragon Of Dojima" Kiryu Kazuma (357607) 10-5-0 Suckerpunch Undisuted Middleweight Champion Kazuma lands a big uppercut and Fuhren crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Fuhren looks OK. Kazuma waves Fuhren back to his feet! Fuhren is rocked! Fuhren has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Kazuma throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Fuhren is still on wobbly legs! Can Kazuma finish him? Fuhren connects with a good right hand that stumbles Kazuma. Kazuma circles away out of range and recomposes himself. Fuhren bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Kazuma comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Fuhren falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Fuhren was out before he hit the floor!

While that's a lovely retelling of how your father and mother met, you do know this is a fight right?

Kiryu- "Psiris, let us be realistic here, If you were meant to have it you would have taken it from Wanderson like I did, but you couldn't do in 4 rounds before being out-struck, what I did in under a minute and a half, or you would have taken it from those children in the division below us against Christiano but again out-struck, what is it 3 strikes and you're out? You beat Zhao I'll give you that but now your record is inflated, not padded I will make that distinction since they were fair fights, but let's face it you're a 7-5 fighter, your back to back wins put you into a league you weren't ready for and Wanderson did as he does, then you tucked tail to the children's division, couldn't close the deal, and now you're back and AGAIN stepping on Zhao to get to a position you're not ready for. You may be the Zhaodiac killer, but I'm the Dragon of Dojima"

AKARA "KING KONG" KONGSANGCHAI THE GOAT 2-12-0 Can't believe I have to wait a whole month to fight again, Montesh I'm coming for you with an UNPARALLELED record, my abilities are immense, my skills dynamic and fierce, everyone at 155's going to know King Kong is the real Goat!

Just to let everyone know, we signed the deal with Panic today for the one fight at SUPER WOLF FUN TIMES. I caught Covid at the tail end of July and bounced for a bit but I'm recovered and we're going to look to book this event for September 25th. Much thanks to Alfred for letting us run the event at KoF in NY because last thing Paddy's irish ass needs is a sunburn before the fight.

Rumor has it that in prep for the SUPER WOLF FUN TIMES Cross Promotional event that Fleece Johnson has signed on to be Paddy's new trainer for defensive skills. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2-nYHfPBRc

Well then it looks like we have one of the biggest fights on our hands in the works, while I would prefer this be a SUPER WOLF FUN TIME event I'd rather have the fight happen so it looks like after Paddy's dedense he may be going going back back to cali cali for this one

Honestly I kind of agree, I'm going to discuss with the GM, Super Wolf Fun Times has such a nice ring to it, maybe the name change will be enough to put a giant mustache on the org and trick Panic into the fated fight against Paddy.

MONTHS OF PREP WORK and this guy just spoils the name change from King of Fighters: Iron Wolf to SUPER WOLF FUN TIMES, can't get no respect.

http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/knockdown2.gif Kazuma drops Machado with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Machado looks back up at him and smiles so Kazuma waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed. Oh Machado is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/fight/cut2.gif Wanderson Machado's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Machado leaves his chin hanging out and Kazuma seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Machado crumbles to the floor in a heap, and the referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout! Mr. Takahashi: The Dragon of Dojima comes through with his KO Power in the first, this was the most agonizing matchup in the career history of Team Lundgren and we could not refuse a title offer. Going into this we knew it was a Rocky 1 situation a good fighter with a mixed record vs one of the all time best, the best we hoped for was to go the distance, but we refused to let Kazuma watch that and only let him watch Rocky II in a Rocky I VHS cassette box and clearly that paid off, using Donkey's strategy for Machado against Machado was all we needed to clinch this one and attain our rightful spot as a Champion team and Kazuma's spot as a true warrior and competitor! Kazuma: Hey Donkey! We did it!

Thought I saw a picnic basket, it was not.

Bjorn Akerfeldt: And no fighter wants to be punched in the face 1 time after any amount of minutes, kids these days! Well after being punched in the face a whole lot by Jacob Parker, we needed to rethink our strategy. Don't worry there's plenty still in the tank we haven't put out there yet and once we finish the Chocktaw trilogy we'll be finding our way back to you champ.

Bjorn Akerfeldt: Nati, why must you treat me like bad moose meat, first you call my last round 1 submission against Choctawk Bloode boring, now you spread this fake news and say I didn't even win the last fight, what did I do to get on your bad side!? Why do you hate grapplers!?

Sometimes fighters are just better like Ortiz and Shamrock, Jones and Cormier, etc, and Psiris definitely knows how to clip Longsun and going into this the tot showed Longsuns disadvantages, but we also knew early on Longsun wouldn't be more than a top 10 competitor and we hardly ever turn down a fight, so at least the sweet part of this defeat is knowing his losses come quick and early and he'll never have to taste another mans sweat especially while watching the belt slip away twice. So enjoy this victory, it's like a non-alcoholic beer, looks and tastes like something good but really just hollow empty calories. (Also trash talk aside, you sonofabitch lol, I did not expect that coming because I supremely worked on Longsun's defensive abilities leading up to this, congrats.)