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here are the last 2 pets i had (they both died like 5 or 6 years ago) a crested gecko (the grey one) and a gargoyle gecko http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c42/themisterx/197a0c2e.jpg http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c42/themisterx/12e031d1.jpg

i have a trouser snake, but i'd prob get banned if i posted pics. i love dogs, but i don't have a yard so i haven't had one since i was a kid. i'd feel bad leaving it locked up in the house all alone when i'm at work during the week.

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Roddenberry. i don't care about star trek, but at least he didn't start a cult. cake or pie?

The Accountant : 9/10 i was just expecting a popcorn action movie, but this was actually really good.

pub. FUCK clubbing. tattoos OR piercings.

oh, and i'm still playing titanfall 2 once in a while. i'm surprised more people don't play that game, because the multiplayer is awesome, and it's a very nice departure from how stale other online shooters have been. i think the first one just turned a lot of people off because it didn't have a singleplayer story mode. this one does though, and it's really well done. i'd for sure give the game a 9/10.

i started playing Ghost Recon: Wildlands about a week ago. it' pretty awesome so far. it's basically like crossing GTA5 with regular ghost recon games, and the open world is pretty massive. i'm only maybe 12 hours into it, but so far i'd comfortably give it an 8 or 9/10.

if you had fun with teh GWENT mini-game, there's a free beta (pc/xbox/ps4) right now for a full version of it that's kinda fun. https://www.playgwent.com/en/

yeah i see no reason to pay money for this. the only good thing that's going to happen is, whoever wins, there's going to be some hilarious memes afterward lol the only chance connor has is if he can goad mayweather into a slugfest, by just standing in the middle of the ring and talking enough shit, which is pretty much what i anticipate he'll do. i'll be happy when either one loses, but i won't be happy for either one if they win. ...if that makes sense.

iced tea (unsweetened) breakfast or dinner?

nice, dirt track racing would be pretty awesome. i've always wanted to drive rallycross, or something like the baja 500

i drove a stock car on the auto club speedway in fontana, CA, and then drove a formula ford van dieman on the infield track. that was pretty badass. outside of that, i did a few laps on an autocross course in a gallardo (i think it was a 2010, but i don't remember for sure). i'd love to drive a new nismo GTR, just to feel the launch speed of those things. one of the benefits of living in southern california is that i see a SHITload of $100K+ cars. there's probably at least 10 exotic car dealerships within like 15 miles of where i live.

Screw: Colby Smothers Marry: Cristin Milioti Kill: Alyson Hannigan Asa Akira, Sunny Leone, Aletta Ocean

have fun!

depends where the hairs are, and how many of them there are, but i'd prob go w/ teh fungus since it should be easy to hide and easy to cure. be a pirate in 1717, OR be a pirate in 2017

i can listen to this 10 times in a row, and whenever it comes up on my playlists i usually do.

i don't see anyone beating golden state, unless there's an injury. warriors over cavs in 5 games. if tony parker didn't get injured, and aldridge played up to his contract, then the spurs might have a chance, but they might not even get past houston. i don't see the rockets taking more than one game against the warriors, and they'll have to make like 25 3's in order to do it. in the east it'll come down to cavs/celtics, but the cavs take it in 6. side note- i'm really starting to dislike james harden. on roughly half of their possessions all he does is try to draw fouls, like a bitch. he flops on offense more than ginobili flops on defense. a ton of players do it, but not to the extent that harden does it.

i don't really have a favorite, but i'd never miss a fight with joe lauzon, diego sanchez, donald cerrone, or nate diaz. those guys just don't know how to have boring fights.

get some motherfuckin pierogies, preferably filled with potato and cheese. pan fried with garlic and onions, and it's sooooo good. they're also good deep fried, so they get nice and flaky/crispy on the outside. http://www.jennycancook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/PierogiBrownedFull_600.jpg /thread.

shaq's dick is an EXACT replica of kevin hart's entire body.

warcraft - 5/10 good cast, but a shit movie other than some decent special effects.

yeah, i hate autotune too, but the flow is pretty good. i didn't focus on the lyrics that much.

or a dog with a gun.