Remora

Need to launder 450+k to free up fighter slots so I can get back in this game. PM me in game.

Hi, I run Guaratiba Proving Grounds in Rio, and I'm suffering from org burnout. Here's the crucial numbers: Average profit over last 10 events: 99,299.7 Current ranking/hype: 5 City/59 Global/166.812 Hype Current number of fighters: 52 spread over 7 divisions The most important thing for someone taking this org over would be to aggressively recruit. 135 and 205 in particular are in dire need of new blood. There are a ton of great managers in GPG and I have nothing but good things to say about them. To sweeten the deal, GPG has been partnered with Anabolic for quite some time, and Felipe Pontes is a good guy to work with. Anyone interested, please PM me here.

Yeah, I'm out too.

Sign me up for Without Training.

Oh thank god, shitty muay thai to the rescue, I'm not gonna get shut out in the second round.

Sure, why not? I can't do any worse. oh god tell me I can't do any worse

I don't want to hear it.

Team North/South supremacy.

I'm looking to buy fighter slots with Tycoon$, PM me in game (34925) to discuss payment.

Well, shit. There goes that win streak. Good show, Sith Amnesia.

If this is true, be specific and name names.

The popularity ranking is great. Really gives a different perspective on your fighters.

I don't think the site looks dated at all, but I agree that some ease-of-navigation improvements are needed. Moving stuff out of the icons would help, since they kind of conceal information rather than making it easier to access. Maybe it's the color that really looks dated, as opposed to the layout and functionality? White/Red/Black isn't really as bold and striking as it used to be.

Guaratiba Proving Grounds in Rio is now restricted to 120k and up.

That can't be true. It's too perfect.

Guaratiba Proving Grounds in Rio is looking for a 50/50 merchandise partner. PM in-game (34925) if interested.

Guaratiba Proving Grounds is still looking for a writer. We're looking for previews once a week, willing to be flexible on salary, writing samples appreciated but not necessary.

I'll throw $100k in the pot too, this game needs more exposure.

Guaratiba Proving Grounds in Rio is looking for a writer for previews and possibly reviews. We run one event per week, every week, and would like a writer who can keep to that schedule. Contact me in-game to discuss salary, writing samples appreciated.

Magnus Poulsen is in, assuming his hiddens aren't awful.

Wow. He messaged my org, GPG in Rio, asking if I wanted a "talent scout". Good thing I passed, I guess.

So in. Sounds like a fun time.

I don't want to get into arguments about contracts, just poking my head in to say that at least in the "dealing with fighters" area this org has been pretty good in my eyes, making sure I get a fair shake and kicking the real screwups out of the org. I'm pretty excited to see what the org is going to do in the future.

Calvin Reyes http://i689.photobucket.com/albums/vv258/GrifterX9/CalvinReyes.jpg What the fucking- Well, I suppose if a woman burbling some nihilistic shit after fiddling with a can opener for six months and before rubbing spaghettios into her snatch is "art", these works almost reach that bar of head trauma and poor judgement. http://i946.photobucket.com/albums/ad310/Gimpyjoe/Billythekidslapper.jpg Entrant Number One, depicting Billy "The Kid" Slapper: The drunken pencil scribble method always lends that nostalgic "I drew this instead of paying attention to my art teacher" touch to art, just as the photoshop job on the right tells the viewer "I skipped art class to pirate image-editing software to make crappy art." The paradoxical nature of the piece could, if you were incredibly smashed, inspire commentary on the nature of academia and art and the interrelations between them. On the other hand, it's probably just some shit somebody did in Paint to save imaginary money in a game about sweaty men rolling around on a mat with each other. I give it two wasted afternoons out of five. http://oi55.tinypic.com/33bgto6.jpg Entrant Number Two, depicting Jack "The Ripper" Ryan: The peerless skill required to put some shit on top of other shit and write shit on it is clearly apparent. The constipated face lends a sense of anxiety, as we wonder whether the resulting explosion of shit will be colored, like the text, to draw the eye away from the other shit on the image. Furthermore, the apparent roid-rage serves to illustrate the connection between the figure's likely testicular condition and the artist's own testicles -- shrunken, abused, and empty -- just as it does the obvious inverse relationship between the muscular development of the subject and that of artist. The canvas's debt to the Internet Tough Guys that have gone before shines through every distended, gushing pore of the work. I give it three charges of domestic violence out of five.