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  1. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 10-0-0 146 p4p I beat you in MMA. MMA. If you only want to cuddle, join a grappling org, you little attention-seeking fly.
  2. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 10-0-0 146 p4p Boy sit your ass down. You claim so much, but have proved nothing yet at all. PS: I smoked you 🤣
  3. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 10-0-0 146 p4p For being a former challenger who lasted 24seconds against me, you sure yap a lot. The bell rings for round one and we are underway!Howlett is looking to take this fight into the clinch.Howlett has his takedown stuffedand Boonliang counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.Howlett doesn't succeed with the takedownand Boonliang counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! Howlett has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Rak Boonliang!
  4. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 10-0-0 146 p4p Well, time for another title defense, again against a bjj wizard. On the other side, he doesn't seem to talk out of his ass like the last top contender, so he might actually be a real danger. Granite chin, great BJJ skills and down to earth from what I can see. Good. Bring on the challenge!
  5. Harris "The Grandmaster" Reed 12-0-2 130 p4p Nobody expected it to be possible, but the management switch didn't weaken me, but made me even more scary instead. I managed to settle my 0-0-2 record against Kwame by handing him his first ever (t)KO loss and followed that up by doing the same to top contender Billabong, who I brutally took out last weekend, as can be seen in the replay below: https://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=1086886 For anyone too lazy to read 5minutes, here you go... Reed fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Billabong square on the jaw! Damn, Billabong is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Harris Reed!Harris Reed retains his lightweight title!A very excited looking Harris Reed made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
  6. The Tytter/Tywitter /Tyitter -idea has been implemented a long time ago now (Buzz), so where is the callout-function please? Or am I just overlooking it?
  7. The manager is on holiday but.... your valuable feedback has been noted and forwarded to his private mail. Do not expect a reply from him however, because his private inbox is somewhat sketchy.
  8. Your valuable feedback has been noted and forwarded to our internal complaints department. Do not expect a reply from them however, they are a bit sketchy sometimes.
  9. Beau Abner BOOOOM! Sparxx walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Abner! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Beau Abner!Beau Abner decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.In defeat, Gary Sparxx stepped up to the mic, saying 'Give me a couple hours, and I will meet you all at the dance floor!'.
  10. Magnificent Chulalongkorn 23-7-0 13 p4p 145lbs Olympic Gold winner 2022 Facing Eduardo 'Raw Power' Corassa was never going to be easy given how good the guy is, as well as him being an alliance mate. I decided to leave a big impression early by dropping him with just my second strike of the fight already. I then backed off, let him tire out a bit and finished the fight in my well known brutal fashion shortly after. Pleased to have defended my Combate belt in style and now back to SPPS to settle the outstanding score with Petsuwan Sitsongrit and recapture my SPPS belt in the process. I need two belts to keep my pants up!
  11. Arax Lightspeed 7-2-0 405 p4p I fooked mi man up, easy work. https://mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=1086062
  12. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 10-0-0 145 p4p 😂🤐😂 The bell rings for round one and we are underway!Howlett is looking to take this fight into the clinch.Howlett has his takedown stuffedand Boonliang counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.Howlett doesn't succeed with the takedownand Boonliang counters with a left and a right... and another left... and another!! That last one turned off the lights! Howlett has no idea who he is and is as he gazes up at the spotlights. Brutal knockout!Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Rak Boonliang!Rak Boonliang retains his lightweight title!Our winner, Rak Boonliang, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
  13. Evan Duvernay 22-4-0 35 p4p Damn you Dick, dick! But yeah, congrats Dick!
  14. Keywon Reeves8-1-0235 p4p Easy day at the office again.
  15. Keywon Reeves 7-1-0 330 p4p Almost time to find out if I can make it 8 in a row. #BellicoseForPresident!
  16. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 9-0-0 206 p4p If I can avoid the tickling, I'll make light work of you.
  17. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 9-0-0 206 p4p If you don't tickle me to a finish, you are in biiiiiiiig trouble.
  18. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 9-0-0 206 p4p I like it when they are confident. Makes it more fun. Thank you for making it more fun.
  19. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 9-0-0 206 p4p Since when do your premature ejaculations after a hug count as finishing a fight? It might be true that you are passionate, but not for fighting.
  20. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 9-0-0 206 p4p It is a shame that besides your blabbermouth and cuddles, you don't actually fight.
  21. Hiro Manowaru 38-13-0 68 p4p Altough I appreciate the support, I let myself down and feel nothing but disappointment.
  22. Rudy Beckwith 8-1-0 496 p4p You weren't wrong. Cheese has a momentary lapse of concentration, allowing Beckwith to throw up a leg and lock on what appears to be a pretty tight triangle! Cheese is fighting it off but it's all too little too late - Beckwith pulls down on the head and he's put Cheese to sleep! This one is all over!Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Rudy Beckwith!After the fight, Rudy Beckwith was humble in paying tribute to his opponent but made it clear he wants to go on to bigger and better things. It seemed to go down well with the crowd who cheered him loudly.
  23. Keywon Reeves 7-1-0 330 p4p I'm not the one to applaud another man quickly, but your performance was impressive, congrats! However, I have some bad news for you as well. My team mate Arax is climbing the ranks at 170lbs and is gunning for your head. You still have some time left to enjoy that belt, until Arax his day comes (and it will!).
  24. Thanks man, nice surprise! I honestly love the way you guys run your org!
  25. Hiro Manowaru 38-13-0 68 p4p Old but gold (again)? Who knows. All that I know is that I'm on a five fight winning streak and have my title shot booked in for this weekend, against beast Karim 'Carnage' Johnson, who is 2-0 against me. He beat me on points and by knockout already, what more can this f*cker to me..?!? I honestly respect the guy so much and honestly don't know yet how I'll set myself up for this fight, but I'm pretty sure this is my last opportunity to reclaim my Gamma-belt and I'll give it my best shot. If I come up short, I'm still pretty sure that I'll be considered a legend anyway. May the best big boy win and the fans have a bonkers evening!
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