BlakePhoenix

Me too - White Jesus has retard level learning speed.

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14433773003155.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15029060252382.gif "Uncle" Tom Obama White Jesus to determine who will represent Team Phoenix, a.k.a Team REAL GOAT Sent PM for test fight.

It's on. July 12. http://www.mmatycoon.com/orgupcomingeventpublic.php?EvID=939971

I, Mick Murphy, the most accomplished P4P fighter in the history of MMA Tycoon, challenge you to a 5 x 5 minute superfight to determine the best 170lb fighter of right now. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14449718857288.gif vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15043554795857.png Mick "Money Weight" Murphy vs Herb Krison "The Bison" Weight: 2 / P4P: 10 vs Weight:1 / P4P: 8 Are you up for the challenge? Do you have the testicular fortitude?

This shouldn't be "shocking": http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/15049171747508.jpg vs http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/23/23b2.jpg The self-proclaimed "KO King" kept going for takedowns and submissions like a little bitch, but trying to exploit any perceived "weakness" of Golovkin was futile. Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28 Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 29:28 The legally blind Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 28:29 In favor of your winner, by split decision... Vadim Golovkin! Vadim Golovkin looked relieved post fight as he said the following; 'My Slider Fu is strong. Just lay there a little longer and enjoy this golden shower.' In the ongoing battle of Blake Phoenix vs the KO'd King, Blake pulls ahead 4-3.

Karter? Pussy. Alex K? Pussy. Blake "The Cat Smasher" Phoenix is in!

I haven't had a chance to put a beat on Karter's rap yet, but I'm still planning on doing it. Here is Camara's rap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re72di5phM0 I don't know about you guys, but I vote Karter is the winner of the rap battle. I haven't had a chance to record my own rap yet, but I have written the lyrics. Do you guys want me to post me lyrics here ASAP, or wait until I record it and post audio and lyrics at the same time?

Golovkin vs Ekaku at 145 looks reasonable.

Here are some options: Sergei "St Petersburg Strangler" Petrov - 135lbs unrestricted ID Vadim "Future #1 P4P" Golovkin - 145lbs unrestricted ID Roli Poli - 170lbs unrestricted ID

Slowly backs out of thread. . . Field your own fucking team, Camara. . . Honestly I'm going to have to think about that one. Atunes is a legit badass. Moore is a dumbass slow learner. Based off of primaries it looks like there is a big skill difference. I'll think about it for a day.

Lester Karnage (360210)

Sorry bro, I'll make a beat for you just like I will for Karter, but you're on your own as far as lyrics and rapping because i'm gonna punk both your sorry asses!

IMO, the rap battle determines whether Karter owes Camara $5mil (per community vote & per Camara's reluctant agreement). Any bet on the 5 vs 5 outcome is entirely separate. I could be wrong, but it looks to me like what I just said was essentially agreed upon by Karter and Camara in this thread?

Nobody asked for it, because nobody knew they wanted it . . . Nobody asked for it, because nobody knew they NEEDED it . . . After Camara submits his rap . . . I will drop the greatest battle rap MMA Tycoon has ever seen. Blake Phoenix on the beat and Blake Phoenix on the mic.

Keep in mind, i did say that his, as you call it "horrible ginger music", is probably good enough to win. Now, as you are commenting on my roster, since Angelo Moore is signed to your org FARTMMA, that might qualify as "Camp Camara" if you want to put him forward vs a Convicted 340k 185er. If, of course Karter is open to that.

hmm. . .Over the weekend I'm going to quantize and autotune those vocals and throw a beat on it. If I spend all that time on it though, this thread better blow up to epic proportions.

Rap skill: 1/10 Lyrics: 10/10 That's probably gonna be good enough to win this. . .

I mostly agree with Barney, but I see Django's point. Changing fighter name from Corona Virus to Emaciated "Concentration Camp" Victim.

I emailed Mike to verify, his response was " they will teleport like normal fights. "

Mike's email says "Make sure your fighter is in the right location for the first round." Is this for realz? Do I really need to put my guys on planes to send them to whateverthafuck city they are signed up in?

If Sucker Punch is willing to host and other managers want additional test fights, I have 2 guys, 1 superheavyweight and 1 middleweight which could use test fights. http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=360205 http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=360210

and the troll just removed any and all doubt about him trolling.

Yours to keep and use on that particular fighter only. Not to use on any other fighters. And be aware that the other guy CAN use it on other fighters if he wants to.

Karter put my name in this thread, so here I am.

You're not giving anybody time to catch up. How can Valentina's Ass catch up when your guy is on weight loss? You're not fooling anybody. You're the one making excuses because your mouth wrote a check your ass can't cash: - Won't fight in FARTMMA - Won't gain a few pounds. etc.