Guest Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 Hendayko- I will win this fight. And you won't want Silva to stand and bang with me, KO's come easy for me and your boi gotta glass chin. I dont think any 6 and 2 fighter is likely to have a glass chin. And yes both my losses are by tko, but only because no one could ever hope to submit me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 Yo Anaconda Got your sis lyin one side, your ex the other, am livin the dream fat f*ck! Gonna bring them to New York for my debut, ask Kimmi if you can be on my undercard. Be in the apple in November to kick some soft ass dog, fries donut eatin no talent pussies. See you soon fat boy, oooh your sis is hot!!!! You stil got a mamma? Rafa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decimier Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 Yo Anaconda Got your sis lyin one side, your ex the other, am livin the dream fat f*ck! Gonna bring them to New York for my debut, ask Kimmi if you can be on my undercard. Be in the apple in November to kick some soft ass dog, fries donut eatin no talent pussies. See you soon fat boy, oooh your sis is hot!!!! You stil got a mamma? Rafa Puta! Rafa, joo speak big for viado with no caralho! Joo wanna meet me inna cage filho da puta? Gonna mess joo up babaca and make joo scream for your momma. Bring it on tolo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 At the announcement conference for V.F.C: 11. Kimmy McRiddle calls the attended reporters to silence. Kimmy: Ahem. It is with great pleasure that I announce the first of our undercard, bouts. For Rookie Rage. *Kimmy looking to the left* Kimmy: Flying in from Rio, we have Rafael Santa Cruz. *Santa Cruz glares at his opponent* Kimmy: And based in New York, but also native to Brazil, we have "Anaconda" Tari Cunha. *Tari glares directly back, at Cruz* Kimmy: Both fighters have extensive experience on the amateur circuit, and both are hungry for their debut. Though this bout will be scheduled for a Rookie Rage card. Make no mistake, these guys aren't Rookies, and they intend to show the public that. *Kimmy steps down off the podium, both fighters continuing to glare at each other* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decimier Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 At the announcement conference for V.F.C: 11. Kimmy McRiddle calls the attended reporters to silence. Kimmy: Ahem. It is with great pleasure that I announce the first of our undercard, bouts. For Rookie Rage. *Kimmy looking to the left* Kimmy: Flying in from Rio, we have Rafael Santa Cruz. *Santa Cruz glares at his opponent* Kimmy: And based in New York, but also native to Brazil, we have "Anaconda" Tari Cunha. *Tari glares directly back, at Cruz* Kimmy: Both fighters have extensive experience on the amateur circuit, and both are hungry for their debut. Though this bout will be scheduled for a Rookie Rage card. Make no mistake, these guys aren't Rookies, and they intend to show the public that. *Kimmy steps down off the podium, both fighters continuing to glare at each other* *holds the gaze of Rafa, then drags one thumb across his neck, before spitting* "Punheteiro!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 *The spittle, narrowly missing the leg of Kimmy, lands square on the forehead of an attending reporter, who identifies himself as Arthur Job, from MMA-Night* Arthur: *wiping the spittle from his forehead* Kimmy, this seems an overly dangerous fight, these guys are pretty hostile towards each other, is this the wisest idea? Kimmy: We have liability insurance, Arthur. Rest assured, if anything happens, we're covered. Arthur: *stunned into silence* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 ladies and gentleman, in real life i am in ROTC, and i apoligize if i dont respond or come on for a while, I have a lot of stuff coming up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 Not sure what ROTC is, but take care, hope it goes well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 *The spittle, narrowly missing the leg of Kimmy, lands square on the forehead of an attending reporter, who identifies himself as Arthur Job, from MMA-Night* Arthur: *wiping the spittle from his forehead* Kimmy, this seems an overly dangerous fight, these guys are pretty hostile towards each other, is this the wisest idea? Kimmy: We have liability insurance, Arthur. Rest assured, if anything happens, we're covered. Arthur: *stunned into silence* Statement on Behalf of the Peel Steel Fighter Management Inc: Mr Santa Cruz was telephoned today and he was offered the Cunha fight. Mr Santa Cruz made a number of remarks/threats which given the volatile nature of the individual concerned we feel it only professional to warn the VFC of the dangers to fighter safety, and the integrity of the VFC. We manage a number of Brazilian fighters who have substantiated our position and have specifically asked that they do not have train at the same time as Mr Santa Cruz. We therefore advise that there is heightened security at all times. On the assumption that this fight reaches the cage, VFC fans will appreciate that while Mr Santa Cruz is unstable, he is (so our scouts have told us) a predigous talent. Mr Santa Cruz will take Cunha seriously depsite any comments to the contrary. We can also confirm that it has become apparent that Mr Santa Cruz has a number of female admirers one of which is Claudetta Cunha the adult movie actress and sister of Mr Cunha. We will endeavour to ensure Miss Cunha does not travel to New York with Santa Cruz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 Not sure what ROTC is, but take care, hope it goes well! It means ima be in the US Army Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 Don King Jr. here, to talk about Ron Sparks. Sparks has been training and workig, waiting for his fight offer. He is predicting a quick knockout victory, and eventually a seed in the HW tournament. Lets go boys lets go, only in America can a big boy like Ron Sparks not have a fight. That will of course change shortly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 23, 2011 Report Share Posted September 23, 2011 I'm sure you're aware, but Sparks is set to fight the winner of Vincent / Kopera, at V.F.C 9. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 I'm sure you're aware, but Sparks is set to fight the winner of Vincent / Kopera, at V.F.C 9. thts why i said itll change shortly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fbwellman Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Hendayko- Hmmmm, glass chin. Cant stand and bang, typical BJJ pussy. TKO KImmy you heard it here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Hendayko- Hmmmm, glass chin. Cant stand and bang, typical BJJ pussy. TKO KImmy you heard it here Idk Werdum did beat Fedor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 You know you pair are getting the Kimmy challenge put on your heads, for this bout. Right? Only, i'll probably double it, to $6000/$4000/$2000/$0000. Just because I want to see somebody get KTFO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fbwellman Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Hendayko- Fedor was washed up and overhyped, Silva is overhyped as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Marco Reyes was asked in an interview about how training was going. "Going good as always, keepin' myself occupied with learning tons of new things, working on developing a game plan to use against Junior to beat him and show that I'm a legit contender in VFC." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fbwellman Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 mmajunkie.com reporter Bob Jones here with interviews with Razhiki Hendayko and the long lost Shane Wellman Junior. Jones- Its good to finally get an interview with both of you at the same time, your schedules seem very rough. Why is that? Hendayko: a lot of training, Bosko Brutes sparring is very good but from what scouting reports say- his secondaries suck and he is unproven on the ground and has not had his chin tested yet. Junior- Same here, I want in the LW tournament and a win against Reyes gives me a 90% chance at getting in. A dominating finish would be excellent and thats what I am looking for. I have put in unbelievable hours at the gym. My cardio is incredible and my skills have all significantly improved. Jones: Thanks for the indepth responses guys. Razhiki whats up with you and Silva's beef? Hendayko: All I can say is I dont start beef I finish it. He is a hype machine who submitted nobodies and has a glass chin. My stone fist will crush that. Jones: And one for you Wellman. Whats up for your future? Junior:Im focused on Reyes right now. I at least respected Vlady, I have no respect for this man. 2nd loss in a row at VFC coming for you Marco. Jones:Wow thats quite the prediction. One last question for both, how is the VFC shaping your career? Hendayko: Greatly, the belt will come with time. The wins and cred come first though. Junior: They have given me an excellent chance, thanks to Kimmy and Mike. Gotta prove I still got it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 What makes the upcoming bout between Reyes and Wellman even more exciting, is the fact that whoever loses, is out of the championship running, until they work their way back up again. They're both just teetering on the edge of the 8 fighter bracket. A loss would definately drop one out. I predict the following: Corey Hawkins Curtis Dodson Ahmad Firnanda Claudomir Dos Santos The rest is absolutely up in the air. I can't predict that. Excitement! (P.S, Mike has nothing to do with the Org, bar handling the recruitment of rookie fighters and running the gym. The Org is my baby, through and through - not that he hasn't done a lot for the Org, don't get me wrong!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/12/12w7.jpg Ok Norbert, looks like you made weight! Now you've got twenty four hours of peace before you meet me in the cage... And then, at Cowboys from Hell! May the best man beat you into a living death! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decimier Posted September 24, 2011 Report Share Posted September 24, 2011 Statement on Behalf of the Peel Steel Fighter Management Inc: Mr Santa Cruz was telephoned today and he was offered the Cunha fight. Mr Santa Cruz made a number of remarks/threats which given the volatile nature of the individual concerned we feel it only professional to warn the VFC of the dangers to fighter safety, and the integrity of the VFC. We manage a number of Brazilian fighters who have substantiated our position and have specifically asked that they do not have train at the same time as Mr Santa Cruz. We therefore advise that there is heightened security at all times. On the assumption that this fight reaches the cage, VFC fans will appreciate that while Mr Santa Cruz is unstable, he is (so our scouts have told us) a predigous talent. Mr Santa Cruz will take Cunha seriously depsite any comments to the contrary. We can also confirm that it has become apparent that Mr Santa Cruz has a number of female admirers one of which is Claudetta Cunha the adult movie actress and sister of Mr Cunha. We will endeavour to ensure Miss Cunha does not travel to New York with Santa Cruz. An official letter arrives at the desk of Kimmy Dear Sir, Reference - Mr Santa Cruz (Rafa) I represent the interests of the Amazon XXXtreme Movie Company, who have requested I contact you with regard to some potentially important information, to whit: During a recent standard medical screening, in accordance with Brazilian legilsation regarding the health and wellbeing of persons employed within the legitimate business of the adult entertainment industry, of a Ms Claudetta Cunha, currently domiciled in Rio De janeiro, an unfortunate medical condition was identified. The nature of this condition is not serious, however it is highly communicative through the exchange of bodily fluids, most commonly passed on during intimate sexual relations. It is therefore my bound duty to notify you that a fighter currently contracted to your organization has been identified, by said Ms Cunha, as one of the 37 individuals she has had intimate relations with since her last screening seven weeks ago, and is therefore at risk of having contracted the condition. Whilst this would usually be a personal matter, to which I would be bound to communicate only directly with Mr Rafa, the circumstances of the occupation, as a registered mixed martial arts fighter, of said party raise the possibiity of further communication of the condition. The intense nature and close proximity during grappling, sparring and training coupled with the strenuous physical activity, causing profuse hipohydrosis, indicates that there is a possibility of this condition being spread into other users of your establishments. Our physicians recommend Mr Santa Cruz visit an approved venerial disease clinic at the first opportunity, upon his entry to the United States, and that contact with him be resticted until medical clearance has been granted. We of course understand the delicacy of this situation, and request this matter be dealt with in an expeditious and discrete manner. Yours Sincerely, Winston D. Schultz Esq, ABA Latin America Liaison Schultz, Hammer & Sommer Legal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 Kimmy slowly reads the letter, attempting to comprehend what is written therein, a look of dismay, slowly but surely becomes evident Kimmy: 37 people? Fucking bitch said I was the only one. She said she was fucking clean, too. Fuck. Just then, two people burst through the office doors. Karimi: Yo, boss. Sup? We got here a few days early, thought we'd take a couple of days off before the fight, y'know? Kazmins: Ay very nice, days off take. Yes! Karimi: *Whispering* Man, did you have to send me with Kazmins? He's been like this since he set foot on the plane. Kazmins: Boss ay, nice fight! Guzman fight now! Kimmy: Kazmins, we've been through this. You fight tonight, in the ring. Not in the damn car park. I've got enough fucking trouble with Teagus, and his arrest warrant, without you adding to that. To top it all off, I just found it I've caught the clap off that fucking Cunha. Karimi: Claudette Cunha? The porn star, right? Kimmy: Yes.... Karimi: Erm. I need to go get something checked out. Kimmy: Fuck sake Karimi, not you as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 25, 2011 Report Share Posted September 25, 2011 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/12/12w7.jpg Ok Norbert, looks like you made weight! Now you've got twenty four hours of peace before you meet me in the cage... And then, at Cowboys from Hell! May the best man beat you into a living death! Norbert Kopera-"theres no peace in my world! vinnie better say goodbye to his kids before i make them orphans"::spits on the ground and turns his back:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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