Mystery Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/32/32w8.jpg Raging Bull: If Goodbarrel is anything like Haas from what I hear, then Goodbarrel does not have a wife because he swings the other way, I think LeBaron should watch out as he may be getting lured into a trap, as I doubt he lives alone as he said. Not sure if LeBaron would like that kind of thing or not but just giving the guy a heads up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 haha nice cover up with the Dublin and Scotland thing, or did you actually intend for him to be that way? Also, I just realised how grubby I made Lebarons chat... I am ashamed of myself... you made me do it by not accepting that Goodbarrel had a girl... you gave me little to work with other than to make it that LeBaron ate a kebab out of Goobarrels' neighbours snatch haha fuckin hell... Well... Scot has told you his story! That's LeBaron's style of talking so iyou don't have to feel ashamed. I was really curious how you would react after receiving that information. Bragi~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/32/32w8.jpg Raging Bull: If Goodbarrel is anything like Haas from what I hear, then Goodbarrel does not have a wife because he swings the other way, I think LeBaron should watch out as he may be getting lured into a trap, as I doubt he lives alone as he said. Not sure if LeBaron would like that kind of thing or not but just giving the guy a heads up. http://oi42.tinypic.com/maxbbm.jpg Scot Goodbarrel "Oh? If there is a time for corrida? Because I am not sure who invited that little Bull to our conversation. Sit in your ass and shut the fuck up it would be better for you. I am 20 years old, why I should have a wife? Where is your cow Mr. Bull? You and your little buddy Krugerman like to do some nasty shit so I don't know what you cowboys are doing in that closed gyms called "Pros ya knows" and "Academy 209". Swings? What do you mean by saying that? "Lured into a trap" damn, dude, do you have any ghosts from the past? Or no, forget about that question, no one wants to know. I guess you really likes to give a head to someone. That's the way of a arm training in those training facilities?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/32/32w8.jpg Raging Bull: Go find your buddy Haas and head over to your favorite weekend getaway place, the Brokeback Mountain that he can't stop talking about, a little early, as it looks like you have a lot of tension to relieve, as you seem to be a little too cranky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/32/32w8.jpg Raging Bull: Go find your buddy Haas and head over to your favorite weekend getaway place, the Brokeback Mountain that he can't stop talking about, a little early, as it looks like you have a lot of tension to relieve, as you seem to be a little too cranky. http://oi42.tinypic.com/maxbbm.jpg Scot Goodbarrel "You seems to know a lot about Dahl. Are you stalking him or what? I wonder if you have crush on him, or something like that? I don't have any satisfaction from talking with you, really. Who gave you that name? Old MacDonald? Seriously, you're talking about swingers, traps and other shit and you're calling me cranky? By the way, I will tell Dahl to send a big poster of him with his autograph for you. But don't make any stains on it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/32/32w8.jpg Raging Bull: Well Dahl made an fool of himself in public so it is not hard to know a bit about him. No I don't have a crush on him, so you don't have to feel threatened by me, I won't steal him on you. I don't need a picture of your bf, I know you are proud of him and all, and are defending him like a good bf, so i'll head off to my evening training session, and let you and your bf head off to your weekend retreat a little early. Have fun, but please leave all the private details to yourselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/32/32w8.jpg Raging Bull: Well Dahl made an fool of himself in public so it is not hard to know a bit about him. No I don't have a crush on him, so you don't have to feel threatened by me, I won't steal him on you. I don't need a picture of your bf, I know you are proud of him and all, and are defending him like a good bf, so i'll head off to my evening training session, and let you and your bf head off to your weekend retreat a little early. Have fun, but please leave all the private details to yourselves. http://oi42.tinypic.com/maxbbm.jpg Scot Goodbarrel "I think that you're too stupid to deduce that you started offending me first and I am defending myself. Really man, I am thinking that you might be retarded or a little bit delayed. Do I have to repeat all my previous sentences? And once again you're suggesting a sexual relationship between two mens. Enjoy your training session. That means I don't have to have a longer conversation with you, because your stupidity is causing damages to my brain cells. And say hello from me to old MacDonald!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warwynd Posted June 5, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 And Bragi jumps right into the thick of things... welcome aboard, mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 http://i732.photobucket.com/albums/ww329/irishsamuraix/LiamAb_zps58b8c0b3.jpg "Oi'm Liam McCullough an' oi'm 'ere ter keck de 'ell oyt av everyone in de 205lb division. Oi 'ear thar's a fella raun 'ere named "The Craze". Sounds loike yer man might be willin' ter be me first victim in AFP." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/5739/hazezps8ca3b53b.png Freddie Haze: Speak to me when you climb that ladder more, in a language that I actually understand bro! You've pitched up here in AFP callin out 'The Craze', one day you will regret that... When that day comes I will knock you the fuck out, but hey at least you got the spuds to call The Craze out, I see your brave and dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 Peter South "I doubt there to be much more left after I'm through with you to be knocking people out, Mr. Haze. You got your wish though...a fight with me and an early retirement check to be cashed next week for you. Be careful what you wish for..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2013 Report Share Posted June 10, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/23/23b3.jpg Christian LeBaron: So I was in the sex shop yesterday just stockin up on some Magnum condoms, furry handcuffs and a gag for my next opponents ho, then I look over to my left and I see Scot GoodBarrell comparing two monstrous dildo's in the gay section! Then I remembered him saying he does not have une girlfriend and is not interested in that, now it is clear why! Zis was too funny for ze LeBaron, I simply could not stop laughing after I left ze shop, then I was thinking wait that guy wants to fight me, well I will have to think twice about fighting him now... I don't know what zis man has planned if the fight went to the floor, ze LeBaron would be too afraid to mount him as that would probably, how you say... give him une erection... I never thought it would come to this but if we do fight one day, I think I will have to tape my asshole... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 Hector Ramirez's recent post on facebook "ain't gonna stop till Im on top! gotta get the belt then take out any "challengas" in afp. pffft like anyones gonna beat me @155, rite? no worries though, ill stay there so Brunno's fat ass can make some cash so he don't gotta live on the streets! that would be just straight up cruel! bahahaha" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aconors Posted June 11, 2013 Report Share Posted June 11, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/2/2w13.jpg The Return of Dynamite Donovan- Vaughn- A month ago I go my block rocked by the hype machine better known as Benny Drakes " Life Partner" Denver Washington, Now as I prepare for my next fight I get another young guy and another hyped up guy in Calvin Tate. Getting my ass handed to me by Denver Dingleberry has taught me a little respect.. I don't respect Denver Dumbass but I do know that I cannot over look a young guy like Tate. I have been in Amsterdam working hard to better myself and my brothers careers... I hope your ready people..no more hype all fight I cannot afford another loss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 14, 2013 Report Share Posted June 14, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/17/17w23.jpg Carlos Murray: Emilio Izuturis, I want a remach. if you won a title I could be first chalenger, since I'm no.1 ranked in MW division in AFP. If you don't we could fight for no.1 contender. Please, accept my challenge, and Bruno please book this fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 http://i732.photobucket.com/albums/ww329/irishsamuraix/bf238247-6021-48eb-bcd4-96576b6794b4_zpsc70f314a.jpg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 Peter South "I doubt there to be much more left after I'm through with you to be knocking people out, Mr. Haze. You got your wish though...a fight with me and an early retirement check to be cashed next week for you. Be careful what you wish for..." http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/5739/hazezps8ca3b53b.png Freddie 'the craze' Haze: I just fedex'd your arm back to you, you should have it back in a couple days.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 Peter South "How's your face, OK? I hope I didn't muss your golden locks too much. Anyways, yeah...I was too focused on the face pounding that I forgot we were even having a competitive MMA match. Don't let it get to your head bro...I wouldn't expect you to get as lucky next time around." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/5739/hazezps8ca3b53b.png Haze: I was testing my untested chin.. congrats you landed a couple punches - I passed guard in one attempt and submitted you in one attempt.. you are shit bra.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 15, 2013 Report Share Posted June 15, 2013 Peter South "Blocking my fists with your face...great idea. Don't worry, I'll remember to give you a few extra shots to the face next time. Enjoy victory while it lasts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 http://oi42.tinypic.com/maxbbm.jpg Scot Goodbarrel "It's really interesting story Mr. LeBernon, please tell me it once again. The problem is that we live in two different cities. I am living in London and you're in NY. But if you're seeing me in a places where I never had been that means you may have a delusions or you're thinking about me too much. You're buying Magnum condoms? After hearing my neighboor's story about you I conclude that you can wear Magnum condoms as a slacks, two legs and that thing that you call your penis and there is still some unused space in a condom." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/23/23b3.jpg LeBaron: Mon ami! You know that was you in the shop, don't try and cover that shit up...That ugly face is recognizable anywhere haw haw! Also, my friend that ho you are talking about did not see or touch LeBarons sausage.. I only noshed a kebab out her vag.. just ze LeBarons usual foreplay.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 16, 2013 Report Share Posted June 16, 2013 http://oi42.tinypic.com/maxbbm.jpg Scot Goodbarrel "Well... I know what I had heard. Foreplay? It's your foreplay and whole "game plan" for such situations, because of that little radish that you call "LeBarons sausage". But let's leave that topic, no one is interested in your problems. You're calling me ugly? Did you ever saw your turkish face? You must be really good and taking your opponents down because your head looks like a bullet and it's streamline, right? Mr. Crayon I am sure that it you made a mistake. That wasn't me for sure! But if you're keep seeing me that might be a problem. Feel free to make my fan club with that dude who said some shit about me a few weeks ago. I think that both of you have crush on me. But you have more lucky than him, because we'll meet in a fight!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanglepants Posted June 17, 2013 Report Share Posted June 17, 2013 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/39/39b16.jpg Elijah What up all you sorry sacks of shit? lately a lotta people been all up on my nuts talkin bout "did you see freddi and peter south man, what you think bout that?". being that i am the dominant force in the 205 division, imma break it down fo dat ass. first of all, this dirty hippie haze be huggin up on south like a lil bitch, but them homeboy actually takes south down. now if that had been me, dat shit wouldn't of happened. freddie be pickin his ugly ass grill up off the side of the cage cause i'd kick him right in his head van damme style. lionheart, thats my shit yo. be all like "leone, you got too much heart, leone i bet on the dude with the mutton chops." then he be all like "wrong bet bitch!" BOOYA! imma do dat shit to freddi haze when i whop his ass. anyway, south be all poundin up on haze like POW POW POW what? what? POW. then haze pull some slick ass brazil move out his ass and somehow that counts as winning the fight. mmmmaaaaaaaaannnnnnn dat was some bullshit. ever notice how these suckas who can't fight always gotta pull dat brazil shit? both these losers can eat a barrel full of dicks, i'd kick em both in the dome and be home for dinner with my bitches. then i'd take a big ol dump a king sized dump while they suck my shit, i roll blumpkin style bitches! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 21, 2013 Report Share Posted June 21, 2013 Hector Ramirez on a local MMA website: "One week till my title shot boyyyy. I'mma drop this punk real quick and go home a champion! He ain't have enough to beat me and you can belie'e that." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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