Guest Posted May 29, 2013 Report Share Posted May 29, 2013 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/42/42w39.jpg Terrell Bentley (video message for Fred Baggins) "Just wanted to let you know that I'm looking forward to our upcoming fight for the belt. I'm not into talking shit. I respect almost everyone who steps into the cage for a living and I even have more respect for those who hold the belt. I have watched your fights and you are a great, well-rounded champion. I'm going to have to be more prepared than I ever have been. Let us keep the injuries to a minimum, put on a great show for the fans and may the best man that night win!" http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/41/41w2.jpg Fred Baggins: Hey Terrell, I am also looking forward to the fight against you..Its my first title defence..and I will do all I can to keep the belt on me..That said, I believe you are a good fighter and I expect it to be a great fight..Lets see who comes out on top.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanglepants Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/39/39b16.jpg Elijah man yall 2 should jus get a room and take turns blowin each other rather than fight, cause right now yall sound like some bitches rather than fighters. man up! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/39/39b16.jpg Elijah man yall 2 should jus get a room and take turns blowin each other rather than fight, cause right now yall sound like some bitches rather than fighters. man up! http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/5739/hazezps8ca3b53b.png Freddie Haze: Better love story than twilight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/23/23b3.jpg Christian LeBaron: Bonjour cocksuckers! C'est moi! LeBaron! You may have wondered where is LeBaron? Well, I have been, how you say uhh, balls deep in most of the 185ers girlfriends. Apart from Drew Schillings', that ho's vagina looks like his beard. Anyway, to ze point! I am fighting Drake Roberts, a weak excuse for a fighter. I guarantee a knockout against zis poor petite garcon. After I beat zis one, i go and beat Drew Schilling, he has beat up a bunch of CANs and all of a sudden thinks he is Hercules, well fuck zat! I will punch his beard off! Au revoir! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 Hector Ramirez talked to a local MMA website about his frustrations with AFP management "Brunno don't know what he doin'. He keeps ducking my calls and texts about my title! Just lemme know when it's gonna happen. He's knows dat I know that I'mma getting the shot. Just give it up big guy! Give me a date and some bum opponent to train for. I'm tired of waiting on his laziness." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warwynd Posted May 31, 2013 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2013 Brunno Falcone's official reply to Hector Ramirez's rant on the local MMA website: Brunno Falcone: What's alla dis junk dis punk mother fucker is talkin' about? I'll bust his fuckin' chops for him. I still gots me a helluva overhand right and can show him how a real man ends fights. For da record. I ain't duckin' nobody, I ain't ignorin' nobody, and I definitely ain't bein' lazy. I'm workin' my ass off and dis is da result I get. Someone needs a teach dis guy some manners. Anyway, fact is dat da title fight he keeps cryin' about is going ta be on an upcoming card he just needs to untwist his panties while I get it all squared away. I got most of the next two cards all sorted out, but someone, who shall remain nameless, has declined the offer I sent sos now I needs a send a new opponent out for da guy what accepted da fight. Ramirez. You gets dat shot, but you talk at me like dat again and bad tings is gonna happen to yous. Capish? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2013 Report Share Posted May 31, 2013 Andy Wright has issued a statement to AFP owner Brunno Falcone "Brunno, I would like to apologize for my client's recent outburst. Mr. Ramirez has been going through a rough time with training and personal issues. Mr. Ramirez had no reason to personally attack you and I will have a sitdown with him to discuss his poor behavior. I look forward to gaining a better working relationship with all my clients and the AFP. Have a great day. Andy Wright" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Posted May 31, 2013 Report Share Posted May 31, 2013 Stathan: "Andy Wright, Ramirez spoke sense, he talked like a man and Falcone scares you off. Falcone runs a string of hairdressing salons, mafia my fucking arse! Falcone has been so busy because two of his boys ran off and got married leaving his Falconeness, who does as great cut and blow, to work a salon himself. Falcone even does the 'back,sack and crack himself, so Team Wright, man the fuck up. All that has happened over the past few weeks is young fighters managed by new, poor managers have been screwed because they aint earnin if they aint fightin. I'm one of the lucky ones, sure I am hung like John Holmes, but my camp are super rich so being inactive means fuck all to me. So there you have it ladies, the best 205lb killer has spoken." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 Hector Ramirez appeared again on the local MMA website "Nothing like stirring the pot while I ain't got nothin' better to do! Brunno's all bark and no bite, he needs me in AFP to sell tickets! As far as Andy having a sitdown with me? What's the point?! He can't control what I say, Hell I can't even control that half the time! HAHAHA! Now I respect Andy as my manager and all but he needs to just lemme do my thing! He ain't gotta monitor my ev'ry move! I'mma drop my next victim and pick up my belt real soon! I got one of the best training facilities in NY and that's legit. My camp ain't loaded but we get what we need ev'ry week to continue. I'mma make a statement in this org. And you can belie'e dat!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanglepants Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/39/39b16.jpg elijah OOOOOHHHHH SNAP!!! ramirez, you bet watch out, stathan fittin to be all huggin up on you like a dog tryin to hum yo leg or some shit. hahahaha. naw in all seriousness, you ain't got nothin to be scared of, we all know he punch like a girl and fight like a lil bitch. i'm sure a lil shit stain 155 lber like you could even get all up in homie's ass. hear that stathan, YOUZ A BITCH! that's right i said it, B-I-T-C-H BITCH! you wanna come talk bout it, come on den, see how a real man with some balls be fightin, punk i kick yo head off. i got big balls, like 8-balls! new jack swing on em bitch. yo ho be doin it, all up in this shit, i hit dem skins like 4 5 times a day while you be at the gym practicin huggin up on men or whatever shit you be doin up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aconors Posted June 1, 2013 Report Share Posted June 1, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/34/34w21.jpg -Rocky Masterson- Adrian Kacerghg or whatever the hell you call yourself, I don't know wether your from Zimbabwe or The Artic Circle and I really don't give a shit. In the respect of myself I will say I have been handed back to back brutal beat downs all by the same man and now with a chance to fight someone who beat down a former training partner of mine I am happy to be back and I plan on winning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warwynd Posted June 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 Brunno Falcone: Stathan, yous best be staying up on the porch like all da rest of da pups. Let the big boys do all da talkin' Den again, yous just like dem Jack Russel Terriers what always be barkin' and what ain't got no bite. How many times did you hit dat last opponent of yous and he still didn't go down... ? Da fights is coming and yous best be on yous guard cause one of deez guys is gonna run troo you like the L.A. Raiders ran troo yous motha. An yous keep runnin' yous mout like you knows what yous talkin' about and someone is gonna have ta shut you up, but good. Capish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Hector Ramirez was posting(ranting) on facebook "finally gotz mah title shot! bitchez beware! imma have dat gold around mah waist real soon and you can believe that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Stathan "Well done Ramirez, pleased for you. Seems like I upset Bruno, figure I gotta look for a new place to get my balls waxed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Ramirez "Thanks Stathan, appreciate it much homie! Bruno should get his fat ass in the cage and actually do something, don't you think?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The1rstSaint Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/38/38w23.jpg "Doomsday" Sonny Moretti "Ok "Butter" Ball I have never been so ready to bust some balls before in my life. Buona Fortuna, means good luck cause youse a gonna need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanglepants Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/39/39b16.jpg Elijah Dark Deeds, boy you bout to get knocked out son. imma be all up in dat ass. i'm bout to kick you upside yo head and walk on off like a boss. all yall bitches betta e takin notes cause you bout to see how i do. none of yall can handle this. yall bout to see a real man go to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 http://oi42.tinypic.com/maxbbm.jpg Scot Goodbarrel "Hey, Scot Goodbarrel here. I signed contract with AFP yesterday and I want to introduce myself to the AFP's community. Also I want to use that oppurtunity to call out my first opponent. I want to fight against that turkish french* Christian LeBaron. You should make kebabs instead of fighting you bloody french coward!" Note *that wasn't meant to be racist (okay only a litte). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/23/23b3.jpg Christian LeBaron: Haw haw haw! Monsieur Goodbarell i welcome you to AFP, but you say somting zat made me laugh about kebabs...haw... The only Kebab I have eaten is your wifes... I told her I was hungry so she showed me her snatch and told me 'Bon appetite', there is no vay the LeBaron is going to say no to that! No freaking way! haw haw! Anyway enough about that, I have a tendancy to seduce my opponents women but this is about you challenging me to fight so lets talk biznizz... I have a fight against some little asshole, his name slips my memory right now, pardon... but then I will fight you. LeBaron does not back down, never! Oh one more thing, where in Scotland are you from? My manager too is Scottish... he is just curious.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 http://oi42.tinypic.com/maxbbm.jpg Scot Goodbarrel "Ay! I am glad that you accepted my challange like a man! Too bad for you that I don't have a wife and I am leaving alone in my aparment. But I will tell you a story that I heard by a mistake. I was waiting for a elevator and I heard burst of laugh from my neighbour's apartment. I heard that a woman tells her friend about her "adventure" with some young Frenchman. For a moment I regretted having such a great hearing when she told her that she hadn't felt anything while... Ummm... You know what you was doing with here. But I will end the story in that moment because no wants to hear about short problems and my story lasted too long. And please behave yourself and stop barking. Your owner have to consider buying you a muzzle because you may bite someone my little felow. And aye I am from Scotland. Even my last name suggests that!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/23/23b3.jpg Christian LeBaron: That bitch wasn't your wife? Wow, the things zese bitches do to hook up with ze LeBaron, haw haw. Anyway, the reason you may have heard her saying she didnt feel much (pleasure) is cos I literally ate a kebab out of her snatch nothing more, nothing less... Ye I am into some seriously weird shit! Haw haw haw! She made tasty kebabs though how can you blame me eh! Anyway, ze reason I ask you where IN Scotland you are from is because you also claim your home town is Dublin, which by ze way is in Ireland you silly cock sucker! Are you one of those illegal immigrants who snuck his way into ze country curled up in a crate full of cheetos or something. People like you make LeBaron sick! I must inform Monsieur Falcone so he can do ze background check on you Monsieur 'Scot Goodbarrel' if that is your real name! Anyway, get the fuck out of LeBaron's face until we fight, I have no time for people like you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 http://oi42.tinypic.com/maxbbm.jpg Scot Goodbarrel "Well... Lion with the shortest dick is the loudest one when it comes to talking about sex and other things associated with it. I will send you that muzzle, and I don't want to know what was in your mouth. Man... You're immigrant too... Turkish muslim who came to France. You're the last man who could talk about problems with immigrants. One man even lost his head because of immigrants like you. I always knew that you're a snitch. I will "get the fuck out of LeBaron's face" as you said with a pleasure. I don't know what was in your mouth before our little conversation. But your stinky breath smells even worse that anion and garlic mixed together. I have even a special shirt for you. They forgot to write "Shoot at sight" but the shirt still looks good." http://kupsekoszulke.cupsell.pl/upload/generator/124/45180/product/print-1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/23/23b3.jpg Christian LeBaron: Zere is ze difference between illegal immigrant and immigrant, Je suis from avignon I just have a deep Mediterranean tan, you jelly? Anyway I accused you of being an illegal one to Scotland because you thought Dublin was in Scotland, which leads me to sinking that you have little knowledge of the place 'where you are from', making LeBaron suspicious of you native where abouts... Anyway I am not Sherlock Holmes, wait you know who that is right or is he unheard of where you are really from!? Also, how you know what my breath smells like? I have never met you... although it does smell of kebab and fish right now... good guess Monsieur 'Goodbarrel', good guess. Oh and Merci for ze shirt, I tend to pull off most clothing because of my seductive, sexual appearance.. Au revoir garcon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 http://oi42.tinypic.com/maxbbm.jpg Scot Goodbarrel "If you're really curious about my orgin I'll tell you. You're shitty fighter so after putting your gloves on a pin you could write my biography. I want to reach the top so such book would allows you to earn more that you would ever earn from fighting. My mother is Irish my dad's Scot and I was born in Dublin in Ireland but I feel being Scot more than Irish, take a note to your book, please. Your diet sounds interesting. Fish and kebab, because I doubt if any normal woman would let you to smell something more than her perfume. I hope that we'll have a possibility to meet in a fight, in which the best, me of course, will win!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 haha nice cover up with the Dublin and Scotland thing, or did you actually intend for him to be that way? Also, I just realised how grubby I made Lebarons chat... I am ashamed of myself... you made me do it by not accepting that Goodbarrel had a girl... you gave me little to work with other than to make it that LeBaron ate a kebab out of Goobarrels' neighbours snatch haha fuckin hell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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