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As -fighter- makes his way out to the -cage/ring- we just saw a fan pass out due to -fighters- B.O (body odor),must have been those few extra pounds he had to lose in the sauna before the weigh in`s, i don't think he has showered this morning.I hope that dont make his opponent tap out due to the smell. Tap Out Via B.O

 

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As -fighter- Makes his way out from behind the curtains, he seems to being to have an altercation with a fan.It seems to be....yes,yes it is,it`s the same guy that called him tubby at weigh ins,but lucky his crew is there with him and ushers him up the ramp to the -cage/ring- i dont think -fighter- needs much physicing up after that,hes ready to go.

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"___________" seems to be trying to decide whether he's a fighter or a pimp judging by the number of bikini clad girls escorting him to the cage.

 

"___________" looks a proud man as he walks to the cage with the title belt draped over his shoulder.

 

"___________" seems to be keen to hang on to his title, look at how tightly he's clutching it on his way to the cage.

 

As "___________" makes his way into the arena the camerman has other ideas and decides to focus his attention to a group of drunken women in the crowd.

 

"___________" sprints down the ramp, high fiving fans as he goes, he sure is pumped for this one.

 

"___________" seems to be suffering from some pre fight nerves, perhaps white wasn't the best choice for his shorts today.

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There can be if you want.

 

That would be pretty bad ass...

 

"___________" seems to be trying to decide whether he's a fighter or a pimp judging by the number of bikini clad girls escorting him to the cage.

 

"___________" looks a proud man as he walks to the cage with the title belt draped over his shoulder.

 

"___________" seems to be keen to hang on to his title, look at how tightly he's clutching it on his way to the cage.

 

As "___________" makes his way into the arena the camerman has other ideas and decides to focus his attention to a group of drunken women in the crowd.

 

"___________" sprints down the ramp, high fiving fans as he goes, he sure is pumped for this one.

 

"___________" seems to be suffering from some pre fight nerves, perhaps white wasn't the best choice for his shorts today.

 

Is it possible to make ones like this for the high hyped (or perhaps just highly paid) fighters?

 

Oh... I like the lot of these ones, Dirk.

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Oooh, this takes me back to my street-brawling days, the crowd are baying for blood here as <fighter> heads out here.

 

<fighter> has just put his head down and charged out here, like a bull-rush, he is ready to go tonight!

 

Oh dear, I hope <fighter> can laugh this off tomorrow, but he's just slipped on some trash in the gangway. Let's hope he hasn't hurt his back, he fell heavily there.

 

Has <fighter> left enough in the tank for the fight? That was a very energetic entrance, sprinting all the way in and then performing a couple of backflips when he got into the <cage/ring> - what a showman!

 

Oh no, has <fighter> had a row back in the locker room with someone in his corner? Things are looking decidedly frosty between them - let's hope they put that to one side and focus on the fight for now.

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Conditional ones are fine - just put in whatever the condition is. The more complicated ones will probably just go on the back burner but easier ones might make the next fight engine update.

 

Very cool... I will note that and maybe come up with something. Right after I get Mike that write-up for the venues... Sorry it isn't done yet. I am writing it up as we speak

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Fighters having their first pro fight.

 

* is making his way down to the cage for his first professional fight. Could we see the next Jigoro Kane tonight?

 

* looks confident as he heads down towards the cage for his first professional fight. Will his MMA career get off to the perfect start?

 

We have a fighter making his MMA debut tonight * is heading down to the cage right now and he looks determined to get his first win.

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For fighters that have high Strength (I'm talking high Sensational or Elite Strength maybe):

 

* is making his way to the cage now. This guy is a monster! Look at this guy!

 

For a fighter that is on a good win streak (say 4+ fights):

 

* is looking to extend his win streak today with a win over (opponent).

 

For fighters on a losing streak:

 

* really needs a win tonight to start turning things around.

 

Silly entrance:

 

* is dancing and singing to his entry song. He is really hamming it up. He better win after that display or he will look a fool.

 

Those are just some more I came up with off the top of my head.

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-Fighter- Walks up to the cageside assistant for last minute checks, Oh no! it looks like hes forgot his cup and the ref has just slapped his junk! thats gotta sting!

 

-Fighter- Is really milking this walk in, either he really likes his walk in music or is looking for fire exits to sprint out!

 

WOW -Fighter- looks pumped for this hes bouncing all over the place! Oh wait hes just fell over.. Awkward

 

Now the man we've all been waiting for here comes the champion -fighter-! some powerful high fives being delieverd as he walks down, he better be careful not to hurt someone!

 

(Main Event) Here we go fight fans, the big one! the one weve all been waiting for! Time to see two brain damaged men knock a few IQ points out of each other which is always entertaining!

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Title Fight (challenger): This is it folks, -fighter- has been on a roll lately and has earned this title shot. Will he be able to step up to the plate and capture the championship belt?

 

Title Fight (challenger): Time for the main event and -figher- sure looks ready to get in there and win himself a championship!

 

Title Fight (challenger): We got ourselves a title fight and the challenger, -fighter-, comes out looking better then ever. He trained hard for this fight and will be wanting to have that hard work pay off.

 

Title Fight (challenger): -fighter- has earned himself a title shot, but it seems the pressure got to him. He looks nervous and that may be a decisive factor in this fight.

 

Title Fight (Champ): -fighter- comes out from the back with the championship belt strapped around his waist. He looks focused and ready to go in there and show everyone why he is the champion.

 

Title Fight (Champ): People have been doubting -fighter- lately and aren't sure if he still has what it takes to be a champion. He's sick of people doubting him and looking to end those doubts once and for all.

 

Title Fight (Champ): -fighter- is as dominant as you'd want a champion to be! He's looked his best at the weigh-ins and we're expecting great things from him in this fight!

 

Title Fight (Champ): When -fighter- comes out from the back with his championship belt over his shoulder, he seems to be distracted. Will these distractions be too much of a factor in this fight or will he still be able to defend his championship here tonight?

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Someone who's more clever than me should write one inspired by this:

 

http://img.mixedmartialarts.com/method=get&s=diego-sanchez-gif.gif

 

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition at a professional fight night!

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"Fighter A" walks down to the cage, the redneck crowd cheering him on while stuffing down twinkies, Wait whats that... Shit get down, some ignorant gun nut has just pulled an automatic assault rifle out and shot the crap out of the ceiling, debris are flying everywhere.. I hope no-one in the crowd has been hurt.

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**** should be paying less attention to the ring girls and more attention to the man across the cage. oh who am i kidding, have you seen those booty shorts?!

 

**** appears to be thinking twice about having tacos for a pre-fight meal. if this fight hits the mat i think his opponent will be regretting it too!

 

ok now i've seen everything. **** is crowd surfing his way to the cage. the only thing that would make this better is if he had chosen a beach boys song for his entrance.

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*** appears to be smuggling a small domesticated pet down the front of his pants as he makes his way past the card girls.

 

*** enters the cage, finally providing physical proof of the missing link between man and ape.

 

*** has the eye of the tiger tonight, apparently Eastern Asians consider this to be an aphrodisiac.

 

*** has been eating so much junk food that the referee isn't bothering to grease his face.

 

Wow, have a look at ***, are those shorts painted on?

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"Fighter A" walks down to the cage, the redneck crowd cheering him on while stuffing down twinkies, Wait whats that... Shit get down, some ignorant gun nut has just pulled an automatic assault rifle out and shot the crap out of the ceiling, debris are flying everywhere.. I hope no-one in the crowd has been hurt.

 

Best one so far. LOL

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