Barbarian Fight Club - Official Smack Talk Thread

[JuveLeo]

And Tony Rossi, every time you predict my fighters to lose, they end up winning. So please continue to do that, haha.

[UniConor]

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Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944)

Marcelo, I see your English has improved but your intelligence hasn't. If you haven't checked already Lepew is already in a fight with Nkone in a title eliminator matchup, if he wins he will be fighting for the title which leaves very little time for a insignificant slug like you. Put up or shut up, you will lose against Granger again anyway lets not waste time, I wanna retire you.

I make the challenge I made a while back and this time I mean it, Lepew didn't accept but I'm sure you have a little bit more courage than a french man. Me vs you. Loser leaves the division. I repeat. Loser leaves the division. We've both had quick wins and we're both fresh as a daisy, the sooner the better. I'm calling you out sucka.

[UniConor]

The return of Zap Zap everybody

[Guest]

This is a really hard event to decide which was the fight of the night.

 

Congratulations for all fighters and managers involved in this event, was a really nice one.

[JuveLeo]

 

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Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944)

Marcelo, I see your English has improved but your intelligence hasn't. If you haven't checked already Lepew is already in a fight with Nkone in a title eliminator matchup, if he wins he will be fighting for the title which leaves very little time for a insignificant slug like you. Put up or shut up, you will lose against Granger again anyway lets not waste time, I wanna retire you.

I make the challenge I made a while back and this time I mean it, Lepew didn't accept but I'm sure you have a little bit more courage than a french man. Me vs you. Loser leaves the division. I repeat. Loser leaves the division. We've both had quick wins and we're both fresh as a daisy, the sooner the better. I'm calling you out sucka.

 

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Marcelo "O Tigre" Silva (242888)

I accept your challenge. I know you had some beef with my brother Adrien a while back and I'd be more than happy to crush you for him. Loser leaves division match? I guess you already have plans to leave then, but I accept. Face it Zap crap, you're old news buddy. I'll actually be putting you one closer step into retirement after I smash your face in. And for the record, we Silva's got a lot more courage than the likes of you and Granger. Cheers Zach.

[UniConor]

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Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944)

I like your new haircut, did your mum style it for you? Less talking, more training, you're gonna need all the time in the gym you can get to even dream of to put my back on the canvas. If I was you, I would also start thinking about a diet, dropping from 155 to 135 can be tough. Unless you want to be a fat fighter like your brother and just put on the pounds.

[JuveLeo]

 

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Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944)

I like your new haircut, did your mum style it for you? Less talking, more training, you're gonna need all the time in the gym you can get to even dream of to put my back on the canvas. If I was you, I would also start thinking about a diet, dropping from 155 to 135 can be tough. Unless you want to be a fat fighter like your brother and just put on the pounds.

 

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Marcelo "O Tigre" Silva (242888)

Keep thinking that boy... I'll have a surprise for you. Seems your intelligence hasn't improved either because last time I checked Adrien fights at 194 in a 205 division. Far from fat, bud. Quit trying to hype yourself up again, Zach... You're nothing now... a peon in the 155 division. 100 years from now people will look back and say, "Zachary White, he'll forever be known as the gatekeeper of the BFC Lightweight division." You're nothing but a stepping stone for everyone now.

[UniConor]

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Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944)

All this time you are talking could be put to good use, I have no time for petty arguments with sweaty sub spammers. Turn up on fight time, get knocked out and then move down to bantamweight, boy.

[JuveLeo]

 

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Zachary "Zap Zap" White (236944)

All this time you are talking could be put to good use, I have no time for petty arguments with sweaty sub spammers. Turn up on fight time, get knocked out and then move down to bantamweight, boy.

 

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Marcelo "O Tigre" Silva (242888)

Because I make you look foolish? Blah blah, yeah yeah knockout whatever.

[Guest]

Lets make this fight happen!

[Sassano]

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Vincent Tremblay (248060)

"I'm extremely excited to be here at Barbarian Fight Club. Just wanna give a big shout out to all of my Canadian fans back in Quebec. I hope you people are ready for what's about to come. There's a reason i'm called the Prince of Perfection, and on May 10th when I face off against Joaquin every single one of you will be a believer."

[Guest]

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[Guest]

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Paul George- I am 3-0 in the BFC and am looking forward to my next fight versus Luka Mrtic. The guy is a beast, and will be hungry making his debut in the BFC. Lucky for me I possess the slickest submissions in the weight class. The ladies want me and the fellas want to be me. Dont think I forgot about Lepew, White, Silva, and especially you Granger. Brace yoursleves boys, youll get yours. However the only one getting it to tonight will be the lady of my choice at the Fosfobox. Eat your hearts out. Signing out, the most beautiful man in Rio. Whoooooo

[Guest]

 

Signing out, the most beautiful man in Rio. Whoooooo

 

I laughed a lot!

[Guest]

Chiamaka Congo comeback is happening today!

 

You cant clinch against the clinch king!

[nandorossi]

Alright guys this will be short and sweet. I started working as a line cook at an Irish restaurant and they worked me to death in the last few days. I need to get a lot of write ups done so they will be short. Sorry guys for the inconvenience.

 

Preliminary Bout Number 1- Welterweight Fight (170lbs)

 

Cheech "Tokemaster" Marin (3-2) {2-2} versus Joe "The Dancer" Joe (1-0) {0-0}

 

Marin has run into some trouble as of late and he has dropped his last two fights. He will be looking to spring board himself back to the win column by using his superior ground game. Joe will be making his BFC debut and he is a bit of a jack of all trades. He is not great standing or on the ground but then again he is not bad at any of it either. If the fight stays standing Joe should be able to do some serious damage.

 

Prediction: Cheech Marin wins by TKO via ground and pound in the first round

 

Preliminary Bout Number 2- Middleweight Fight (185lbs)

 

Roberto "KilleR" Nascimento (2-0) {2-0) versus Rodrigo Dos Santos (1-1) {0-1}

 

Roberto is a young stud who is so far undefeated in his two fights. This eighteen year old would love to keep climbing the ranks of the middleweight division and he will look to do that threw the ground game. He is a decent wrestler and a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. Do Santos is also a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and he is slightly a better wrestler. Not only that but Dos Santos also has the age factor going for him as he is seven years the elder to Roberto. Dos Santos has to be favored in this fight.

 

Prediction: Roberto Nascimento wins by submission in the second round

 

Preliminary Bout Number 3- Light Heavyweight Fight (205lbs)

 

Chryst Halo (4-1) {2-1} versus Ruarc "The Meat Hook" Lacy (1-0) {0-0}

 

Halo has already had three fights in BFC going two and one in two months. If this nineteen year old wants to make that three and o he will need to do anything and everything to keep this fight standing. Halo can wrestle but not in this one. Lacy will be making his BFC debut and this guy is jacked. He is one and o in his young career and he is a wrestling stand out. Look out for Lacy as this guy could just be the future of the light heavyweight division.

 

Prediction: Ruarc Lacy wins by submission in the first round

 

Preliminary Bout Number 4- Light Heavyweight Fight (205lbs)

 

Nasty Murdock (4-1) {2-1} versus Rodrigo "Hell Hand" Medeiros (2-2) {1-1}

 

Murdock is two and one in the BFC and his debut fight here was the only fight he has lost in his career. It would seem that he has adjusted well to the step up in competition as he is the winner of two strait so far. Another win or two and he could become a main card fighter. Medeiros has a great nickname and it fits him well. He is two and two and both fights he has won came by TKO do to those Hell Hands. The two fights he lost came by submission though so we know he does not have much of a ground game.

 

Prediction: Nasty Murdock wins by TKO in the second round

 

Preliminary Bout Number 5- Heavyweight Fight (265lbs)

 

Renan Gracie (5-5) {0-2} versus Duo "Somoa Chicken Salad" Goubo (3-2) {0-1}

 

Well this certainly is not the fight people are paying to see. These two have a combined record of eight wins and seven losses and their combined BFC record is o and three. At least we know someone will get their first Barbarian win though. Gracie is a great offensive ground fighter but he certainly lacks the defense to be a top tier guy, Goubo is a striker who has a great wrestling base. He has yet to be submitted so that is a big deal coming into this fight.

 

Prediction: Goubo wins by TKO in the second round

 

Main Card Bout Number 1- Heavyweight Fight (265lbs)

 

Arturo "Thunder" Gatti (3-4) {3-3} versus "Jovem Nerd" Alexandre Ottoni (4-0) {2-0}

 

I thought very highly of Gatti until this recent two fight losing streak. I am not sure what he needs to do to get it together but he needs to have already started working on it. I know a win here would certainly help him get back on track. Ottoni is two and o in BFC and four and o overall. Ottoni has had great training and he could become one of the top heavyweights in the world. He has great stand up and wrestling with plenty of time to grow and get better.

 

Prediction Alexandre Ottoni wins by TKO in the first round

 

Main Card Bout Number 2- Heavyweight Fight (265lbs)

 

Diego Nunes (5-3) {2-3} versus Ricson "White Tiger" Gracie (5-1) {1-1}

 

Nunes lost then won, lost then won, and finally lost. It would appear it is time for him to win again. Almost all of his fights have ended in the first round because Nunes will just go for it all which is dangerous to himself but to his opponent as well. Gracie entered BFC with a four and o record but then lost his debut. It would seem as if he has adjusted to the tougher competition since he was able to pick up the win in his last fight. Gracie would love a ground battle in this one as he would have a huge advantage.

 

Prediction Gracie wins by submission in the first round

 

Main Card Number 3- Light Heavyweight Fight (205lbs)

 

Andrews "The Striker" Silver (3-1) {2-1} versus Tommy Duncan (6-1) {1-1}

 

Silver is a brown belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu but he would rather ground and pound you instead of submit you. Silver has no problems getting fights to the ground though so we really have no idea how his stand up is. It would appear that his only weakness is better submission fighters though. Duncan is six and one and he got those six wins mainly through submissions. Duncan is the better wrestler and I think he will be able to take the favorable positions on the ground.

 

Prediction: Tommy Duncan wins by submission in the first round

 

Co Main Event Main Card Bout Number 4- Light Heavyweight Fight (205lbs)

 

Abraham Kurse (5-3) {5-2} versus Thomas "Netherdie" Dijkman (6-0) {2-0}

 

I was so disappointed to see Kurse loose. I thought he would never be beat by a striker but boy I was proven wrong. Kurse is a black belt and usually he knows how to use it, but he might have forgotten in the last few fights. Dijkman would appear to be the real deal with his six and o record. He can do it all but I am sure we won’t see him trying to take this fight to the ground at any point. If the fight does slip to the mat though he does know how to protect himself.

 

Prediction Thomas Dijkman wins by TKO in the second round

 

Main Event Main Card Bout Number 5- Welterweight Fight (170lbs)

 

Chiamaka "Vuvuzela" Congo (10-2) {4-2} versus Andokuhle "Pumba" Congo (5-1) {4-1}

 

This is a very interesting fight. We all know it is going to take place mainly in not entirely in the clinch. Both of these fighters are stand out dirty boxer who will be looking to knock the other out. The funny thing about these two is not that they have the same name, but they have only lost two Christopher Newton. The Congo’s have a combined record of fifteen and three with a BFC record of eight and three and a combined record against The Wolf of o and three. I would guess that if Andokuhle Congo wins it could set him up for a rematch against Christopher Newton but we will have to wait and see.

 

Prediction: Andokuhle Congo wins by knockout in the first round

 

Sorry this had to be done so quickly guys.

[DeadDisney]

Lol. Even your short and sweet write ups aren't short. Still sweet, though.

[JuveLeo]

Lol. Even your short and sweet write ups aren't short. Still sweet, though.

Lol, I agree. Still good enough for me Tony. Always an awesome job

[dbsh209]

Chiamaka to win.

[ludovik]

Kurse: I heard Djikman gained his nickname from being shot 6 times and never dying... Not a fantastic nickname and still I didn't have to shoot him or shoot a takedown to kill him. He gave me what I wanted and I gladly did what I told I'd do. I'll win a title at Middleweight next. Beware. I'm coming.

 

Dovik: Kurse decided to keep fighting despite his last 2 losses. They were disappointing, sure. And obviously unexpected, but we discussed all options and he opted to do this final fight at 205 and then drop to 185. He'll fight for the belt soon. We expect him to be even better at that weight class and not lose like he did in those 2 fights.

[JuveLeo]

Huge win by Kurse. Thomas Dijkman is human after all

[JuveLeo]

Anybody ever get funny messages sent from your fighters when their clothes reaches below 100? I got this message today and I found it hilarious, lol.

 

Message from Joe Buck

" I put my arm round a fan today whilst taking a picture. He nearly gagged on the smell of B.O. coming from my t-shirt. I think it’s time for some new clothes boss!"

[Viking]

I got a call from a close friend of mine down at Sky Sports, telling me that hes been able to get an interview with Sir Castor Rollins.
At first I thought it was a joke, its widely known that Sir Castor very rarely agrees to do an interview, thats one of the reasons that he is the biggest name in the game, because of the low access. Anyway, I went straight to the Airport and headed for Schiphol, Amsterdam. The city where the Bad Boy Castor has his headquarters these days. I would lie if I said that I wasnt excited.



When I went threw the customs I saw a very nice looking woman holding a sign with my name, I got quite surprised, didnt expect this at all,
however she explained to me that Sir Castor had one of his assistants arrange all this, I did not complain.


We went outside and the Limo rolled up, wow, this man really rolls in style. I jumped in and got welcomed by 4 of Sir Castors Prostitutes.
Spliffs were already rolled up and cocaine were lined up on a silver tray. The women were naked, of course. It didnt take more than 2 seconds until I had my hands full.

 

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I actually forgot that I was going to do an interview later that afternoon, but, I did not care about that right then.

After 40 minutes, that felt like 4 minutes, we rolled in to the Red Light District.
Driver pulled up right next to Sir Castors exclusive Townhouse. I walked out and rang the bell.

Sir Castor opened the door, wearing nothing but a black silk robe and a samurai sword.

 

 

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Sir Castor: Who are you? And how dare you ring my bell without ringing my phone in advance?


Reporter: *started to sweat* Im sorry, Im the reporter, we are supposed to do an interview today. II thought you knew that I was coming.


Sir Castor: Oh shit, I forgot all about that, the memory is not quite what it used to be. Come in, and remove your shoes.


Reporter: Thank you.


Sir Castor told me to sit down and wait, that he had some unfinished business to take care of before the interview started.

30 minutes passed. 60 minutes passed. 2 hours passed. 4 hours passed.

All of a sudden Castor appeared, and he said:

Sir Castor: Crap, I forgot that you were here. We are shooting a porn movie in the Top Floor, but we are done for the day now. Lets do that interview.

We went in to the office and sat down, Sir Castor lit up a gigantic spliff and passed it to me.


Reporter: Well, Im here to talk about the Castor vs Barbarian event in Rio next week. Whats your thoughts about it?

Sir Castor: I cant wait to get to Rio, I love that place, my boys are in the gym right now preparing for the fights, its gonna be a blast, we are going to win all fights pretty easy I think

Reporter: You seem quite confident, what makes you think that?

Sir Castor: Im always confident, I know that if we follow our plan we will win these fights, those fighters are not real men and the managers? They suck, they cant put a gameplan together, they probably cant even tie their own shoes.

Reporter: Maybe youre right, those guys are known for going after easy targets. It feels like they are not as cocky now.

Sir Castor: I know, they are cowards, bullies. They have nothing to be cocky about. Pass me the spliff youve had it long enough.

Reporter: Which fights are you most worried about?
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Sir Castor: Im not worried about any of these fights, I do think that the fight against Dr Awesome PHD will be the toughest tho. Groove Monkey has got a very big mouth, he will do his best to back it up.

Reporter: What about the Fors vs Bates fight?

Sir Castor: Oh, ha ha ha, my former Co-worker, Rory Daly manages that fighter. Hes a scrub, he used to ask me to give him advice for his fights, I always refused. If he wants to be a big boy he better do his own work and not rely on others. Anyway its going to be fun to smash Bates.

Reporter: I was on the phone with Butch Harris yesterday, that guy does not like you. He really really doesnt like you.

Sir Castor: I dont like him either, hes a fat womanbeater. Hes been in the game a long time but he still hasnt figured it out. He sucks.

Reporter: Yes, I agree, he does suck. So, what about the other fights?

Sir Castor: To be honest, I dont even know who those other fights are against, some shitty cans that Im just gonna run over like a bulldoozer.

Reporter: Well, thank you for your time, I appreciate that you took the time.

Sir Castor: Yeah, no problem, now get out of my house and make sure that I end up headlining the news.

[Guest]

Hahaha I loved that.

 

Barbarian Magazine will be amazing!

[UniConor]

When is the magazine out?