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Convicted vs BHP

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Convicted > BHP  

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  1. 1. Will BHP accept the challenge & how would it play out?

    • Yes
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    • No
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    • Half their alliance will rage quit after this thread
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    • BHP boycotts ALL fights vs Convicted and list several dozen excuses
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  2. 2. If they do accept the challenge, how will it play out?

    • Convicted sweeps em
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    • Convicted pisses excellence on em
      5
    • BHP pulls the Soyster and NC the fights
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Rambo Red Belt

Rambo

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A rivalry more one-sided than Chuck Liddell vs Tito Ortiz, Lakers vs Clippers, Tito Ortiz vs Ken Shamrock, Notre Dame vs Navy, Canadians vs Bruins, Yankees vs Red Sox... you get the point. A rivalry so one-sided that it's hardly even considered a rivalry anymore, with the focus on far more challenging opponents such as the Cocksmen, GTI, and even the pitiful likes of DILLIGAF.

 

 

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Estefan Chiscano. The founding man-mother of BHP, the disgraceful figure-head known for being a cherry-picking, record padding, self-proclaimed training whore. A man-child that goes by the name of Chico who's whiter than Colonel Sanders and has a manjina the size of Texas.

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Soyster-Eighty-Nine. You sir, deserve the Robert Ford treatment. Converting to BHP from Convicted... equivalent to going from the major leagues back to the minor leagues. Like leaving the Steelers for the Browns, or the Packers for the Vikings. Like Brutus stabbing Julius in the back. You really don't deserve to be affiliated with these cowards.

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Bowser Big Dog

 

People like minark and this keppelrun douche are the reason many people dont use the forums. Add me to the list of ppl that will turn down any fight ever offered with either of their fighters.

You're more like a poodle in Princess toadstool's dress. The list of people that will turn down any fight offers to my fighters have strictly been BHP associated.



It's becoming a known fact that the P in BHP stands for Pussy. Chica, Brandon, and Bowser (who, as you can see from above, acts more like Princess Toadstool) have all pulled the Jonathan Martin stunt, and boycotted fighting my fighters. Brandon grew a pair and has since taken fights against me. You've never heard a Convicted member claim "I'm not fighting your fighters because (insert excuse here)" that's the difference between the most dominant alliance in the game, and whatever division 2 or 3 category BHP falls under.

There are a couple of honorable BHP members. Petro, Barnabas, Convicted offers you asylum. If you don't act now, you will be found guilty by association, and suffer similar fates. If you decline, we respect your loyalty, and your fighters bodies will be given proper burial.



I propose Convicted vs BHP. Since the founder of BHP won't accept any challenge I propose, come up with a format that pits your fighters vs our fighters and once we're done pissing on the competition, shitting you out, and flushing you down the gutter, you can go back to irrelevance in peace... but in the meantime, this means war! Expect to hear the frequent news of BHP pussies getting plowed by Convicted fighters. We'll kill the men, ravage your women, slaughter your children, and piss on your corpses - starting with LeRoy LeBlanc vs WMK! :medieval:

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thegroovemonkey

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I really hope this happens but couldn't vote since "BHP exposes pissing excellence to actually be Herpes" wasn't an option. Seriously though, this is the alliance battle the tycoon world wants to see. I respect the hell out of you and LT and would root for you guys against almost anybody, but when you call out my tycoon brother Petro Farantini and his boys then I gotta root BHP all the way.

 

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Rambo Red Belt

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I really hope this happens but couldn't vote since "BHP exposes pissing excellence to actually be Herpes" wasn't an option. Seriously though, this is the alliance battle the tycoon world wants to see. I respect the hell out of you and LT and would root for you guys against almost anybody, but when you call out my tycoon brother Petro Farantini and his boys then I gotta root BHP all the way.

 

http://s13.postimg.org/65ox7hb93/bhp.jpg

 

There should be a big hairy vagina in the middle of that logo.

 

 

Mark Potter = Convicted

Larry Watts = BHP

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsB2AknJc0o

 

That's about how it would go. Two minutes of hype and anticipation. 48 seconds of ass whooping, and like 4-5 minutes reliving in the aftermath.

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Rambo

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Correct me if I am wrong, but didn't you have a rule you would never fight someone with an idiotic fighter name? :shades:

 

You're absolutely right, and I think that was a damn good rule at the time. Never used it to duck anybody, and retarded fighter name or not, if you got the hype, then we got the fight. but if my fighter received an offer vs "Crackhead pushed mom in front of a bus" (yes, there was really a fighter name like this at some point) I would decline that shit.

 

 

 

Convicted vs BHP - even if we don't organize anything officially, which I don't really give a crap either way. Let's make sure we come back to this thread (or create a new one) to remind the other alliance of the beating they just handed to their enemy. To the victor goes the spoils. :boxing:

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I beat you with your own fighter.

 

Just sayin'.

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=623920

 

Actually, you beat Mannetosen's fighter with my fighter. Just sayin'. ;)

 

And while we're on the subject of one beating the other, how is Waru's vagina healing after the pounding he took from Dawkins?

 

http://www.mmatycoon.com/fightcommentary.php?FTID=613370

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