TWW News, Edition 6

[Viking]

[ArtieBanks]

Oh also on some other news, to rival Tosens corner we felt the need to lock up another lunatic by the name of K-rad and put him in a corner, so expect crazy shit coming from both corners now.

 

On the real both guys are fantastic creative writers so it should be really fun to read what shenanigans they can come up with.

[theking04]

Oh also on some other news, to rival Tosens corner we felt the need to lock up another lunatic by the name of K-rad and put him in a corner, so expect crazy shit coming from both corners now.

 

On the real both guys are fantastic creative writers so it should be really fun to read what shenanigans they can come up with.

This is great news! I might actually read these things now......

[SteelPenn]

Ok for one asshole I never admitted to having two multi accounts the whole fucking thing was over me having 3 members play from one IP address with Mike tycoons permission.

 

Mike Tycoon new the whole time that we where doing this and allowed it until people like yourself made a huge deal of it. Until then it was accepted by Mike. Mike new I had two others playing from my IP address and took our money with no problems. The whole fucking thing was not I had Multi account it was over us working together while knowing each other in real life that was the problem and why I was labeled a fucking cheater asshole know what your talking about before talking.

 

Then once Mike admitted he let us but did not know we work together he took both of the other companies from the IP address which I then had alliance members get right back for me. Never said I create two new accounts or that I told Mike I did it, as you state here,

 

" I highly doubt you could ever steal his crown for being a dipshit, Steel Penn nearly took his crown when he told Mike he created multi's to replace the ones he deleted (that shit made me laugh a little more than it should have"). Your words correct asshole?

 

Where again did I tell Mike I create new multis? Your a back tracking liar who feeds on drama, keep my name out of your keyboard warrior mouth jerkoff.

 

After I had alliance mates get my companies back I said this ,

 

Im not sure to be honest but feel you should try with all you have. Please do. And when Im still here doing my thing what will you do then? You say you just won a case where I lost two multi accounts but yet I have them back less then 24 hours later so what harm did your little tantrum do? What did it stop? Tell me Gable, why am I able to put the two companies right back into place and act like nothing happend if your so good what you do? What was it that I paid for the which hunt you put on? Nothing?

 

 

So once again you fucking liar where did I tell Mike I had two new multi account?

[Viking]

[Lockdown]

steel penn does what he wants and he's already had to start over (account deleted, not sure how much it affected him though .. ) after coming clean about his multi accounts.

 

money talks, and steel penn pours cash into Mike's wallet

[Viking]

Stop stealing my Spin & Win credits you fermented tangerines

[JLP]

Stop stealing my Spin & Win credits you fermented tangerines

What kind of viking cries about getting downvoted?

[Viking]

What kind of viking cries about getting downvoted?

 

 

 

Whos crying?

[ArtieBanks]

Ok for one asshole I never admitted to having two multi accounts the whole fucking thing was over me having 3 members play from one IP address with Mike tycoons permission.

 

Mike Tycoon new the whole time that we where doing this and allowed it until people like yourself made a huge deal of it. Until then it was accepted by Mike. Mike new I had two others playing from my IP address and took our money with no problems. The whole fucking thing was not I had Multi account it was over us working together while knowing each other in real life that was the problem and why I was labeled a fucking cheater asshole know what your talking about before talking.

 

Then once Mike admitted he let us but did not know we work together he took both of the other companies from the IP address which I then had alliance members get right back for me. Never said I create two new accounts or that I told Mike I did it, as you state here,

 

" I highly doubt you could ever steal his crown for being a dipshit, Steel Penn nearly took his crown when he told Mike he created multi's to replace the ones he deleted (that shit made me laugh a little more than it should have"). Your words correct asshole?

 

Where again did I tell Mike I create new multis? Your a back tracking liar who feeds on drama, keep my name out of your keyboard warrior mouth jerkoff.

 

After I had alliance mates get my companies back I said this ,

 

Im not sure to be honest but feel you should try with all you have. Please do. And when Im still here doing my thing what will you do then? You say you just won a case where I lost two multi accounts but yet I have them back less then 24 hours later so what harm did your little tantrum do? What did it stop? Tell me Gable, why am I able to put the two companies right back into place and act like nothing happend if your so good what you do? What was it that I paid for the which hunt you put on? Nothing?

 

 

So once again you fucking liar where did I tell Mike I had two new multi account?

 

 

"You say you just won a case where I lost two multi accounts but yet I have them back less then 24 hours later so what harm did your little tantrum do? What did it stop?"

 

 

I have put it in bold and underlined it this time for you just so you can see the part where you admitted to making new multis less than 24 hours when the first ones were deleted.

 

You seem to have some very choice words about me being a jerk off and seem to want to get into a verbal war of words. So be it, lets start off with how you present yourself.

 

With the way you reacted to me recalling that part of a thread and instantly feeling the need to wade in to defend your honor when its already an accepted fact you had multis and the quotes speak for themselves. I would say you have a high confidence level to which borders on psychopathic. Your traits though lead me more towards being a sociopath. Your need to be regarded as the greatest tycoon, or the constant need to have the limelight on you for good things such as giving away some cash, vip or food to the homeless. Now with the fact you once said your wife cut you off over a video game i'll call that #2 quote of the year.

 

"I have already had conversation of buying the game with Mike. To the point of I made offers and my wife cut me off at a point. "

 

I'll leave that really to say what it says to be honest about your social activities outside of this game. Also found another interesting one.

 

"If my wife had no say in this I would buy this game and really shake shit up for you 40-50 forum fucks."

 

This also shows signs of sociopathic behaviour. The fact you wanted to buy a game to "shake shit up" for paying members of the game to get your own way so to speak shows you as a failure to this game. So much of a fail in fact you would buy the game just to get some social acceptance (which btw wouldn't happen). I would be willing to put money on you buying this game and still failing to get world domination. Even if it was you and 100 multis and that is it. You would still find a way to fuck it up. You want to know why that is? Because you have the logical thinking of a 12 year old. You are like the Brain from that cartoon. "World Domination" yet every plan fails.

 

As far as me being a jerk off, i have a fiancee so no need for me jerking off. Your wife tho cut you off, guessing that makes you a jerk off then...

 

 

Love and Kisses on this the week of valentines

 

Your not so secret admirer.

 

 

PS. If you cannot detect the sarcasm in that last part i deeply feel sorry for the 12 year olds i insulted by comparing them to you.

 

 

Quick edit, you said you got them back, meaning the multis in question belonged to you, this is what they term admitting an offence without actually meaning to. AKA being a dipshit.

[SteelPenn]

I say I have the companies back you moron not the multi account and I do not tell it to Mike. So you lie. Your a Liar trying to back out of your words again. Where did I tell Mike again? Answer the question?

[ArtieBanks]

I say I have the companies back you moron not the multi account and I do not tell it to Mike. So you lie. Your a Liar trying to back out of your words again. Where did I tell Mike again? Answer the question?

 

No you said you got the multi's back. Jesus to steal a quote from Mannetosen "English must be like your 7th language". What you say read in english is you had multi accounts which you got back 24 hours later. read the fucking thing PLEASE!

 

As far as telling Mike about it, you posted it in the thread, Mike seen it. Therefore my not so intelligent fellow human, its telling Mike about it, its telling everyone about it.

 

If this is not what you meant and your English is lacking the skills, why did Mike see fit to then ban you from the game when Gable made him aware of the situation? Just for shits and gigs i assume.

[Rambo]

SteelPenn - for somebody who seems to have as much money as you do, your typing and grammar is terrible. Did you inherit money or did you actually do something productive to earn your income? I can't imagine you having a college education. You're shitting a brick on an internet forum over something so petty, go on a vacation.

[Viking]

This thread just keep getting better lmao

[Guest]

Stealing my thunder

[Guest]

Oh also on some other news, to rival Tosens corner we felt the need to lock up another lunatic by the name of K-rad and put him in a corner, so expect crazy shit coming from both corners now.

 

On the real both guys are fantastic creative writers so it should be really fun to read what shenanigans they can come up with.

 

Tosen in one corner, KRad in the other!? We all know where this is goin...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adfV9Dbrtrw

 

Edit: how come some links don't show up on here?

[Viking]

 

Tosen in one corner, KRad in the other!? We all know where this is goin...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adfV9Dbrtrw

 

Edit: how come some links don't show up on here?

 

 

 

Delete this it got messed up

[Guest]

Tosen's Corner

 

In the cutthroat, Mad Max-esque Tycoonverse, alliances stand out as lush oasises for its players. Every alliance has its own niche: The Pit is the home of middle-aged racists, Convicted is made up of 20-somethings with massive egos and varying degrees of substance problems, and BHP fills the game's obligatory «bleeding mangina» quota.

Every single alliance I just mentioned do have one thing in common, though, namely their high contigent of elite level managers. On the other end of the spectrum you have your so-called «homeless shelter» alliances like Legion of Doom and the Steel Penn personality cult. I'm not here to bash on these piles of nobodies: On the contrary, I think they fill very important niches for neophyte managers and org owners looking to form connections in a game that's ultimately all about human interaction.

 

Some alliances stumble spastically into the gap between these two, parading as one while being the other, and thus end up being neither. Evolution Fight Clan is one of these alliances.

The self-proclaimed «amazing slidermen» are the token guild of autists and obese teenagers that every MMO server has who desperately wants to be one of the big boys, and compensates for their lack of skill and coordination with an absurd sense of entitlement and sickening doses of arrogance. The punters of the EFC alliance gather around their unofficial leader Roger Kint, a sneaky and classless Kraut bastard, like a pack of hobos around a flaming trash can, and spend their time in game protecting their brand name and the gigantic stick up their collective asses by being sanctimonious pricks with an inflated sense of self-worth. I've seriously known Holocaust survivors who take themselves less seriously than these guys.

 

I'm not gonna spend a lot of time on the individual members of the EFC, mainly because I have no idea who the fuck half of them are. Some of them do stand out like goat rapists at a farmer's market, though.

 

Roger Kint is a two-faced dickhead whose main claim to fame is talking shit about Dinooo behind his back, sparking internal mandrama in EFC (special thanks to Chris Garcia for airing the alliance's dirty laundry in public) and snitching on my boy Humors. Roger was last seen being plummeting out of the top 10 because being lethargically pounded on by senior citizens is too much for his entire roster to handle. Incidentally, Kint's top fighter is named «Anna Nicole Smith».

 

I'm not even going to waste time or oxygen writing about Chris Garcia, when that air could be better used by him slowly and loudly breathing it in and out through his gaping mouth.

 

Community darling Scottie Power is still clinging on to the #1 spot he somehow bumbled his way into despite losing two fights in a row, which would be impossible if his fights (in the words of my good friend Lance Templeton) didn't have less hype than a Vanilla Ice concert. To be honest I really enjoy his continued presence in the top 10 because it seems to make people really mad for some reason, so you go girl I suppose.

When I originally sat down to write this I had big plans, but you're all terminally boring and mostly an anonymous mass of self-indulgent wankers. Which is fine, some of my best friends are self-indulgent wankers.

Nah. Fuck you all.

Tosen out.

[JLP]

HA! Well done Tosen.

[Guest]

[Lockdown]

SteelPenn - for somebody who seems to have as much money as you do, your typing and grammar is terrible. Did you inherit money or did you actually do something productive to earn your income? I can't imagine you having a college education. You're shitting a brick on an internet forum over something so petty, go on a vacation.

 

Yeah I'm not the only one who is curious what he does for a living.

 

Probably works on a construction site

[Stu_Pidasol]

I would say it's a Billy Madison kinda thing - rich parents who are now bitterly disappointed.

[potter09]

Ha ha nice write up

[soyster89]

Tosen just made this thread whole with one swoop of his mighty e-pen. (not to be confused with his e-peen)

 

Bravo, Tosen - you sweet Norwegian.

[verbalkint]

Hah Manne, how cute. I know you/the forum enjoys a little hostility here and there for entertainment reasons, but gotta say i won't play along, when it comes to shittalking, you're like teflon anyways lol. Still, the whole thing is quite funny and it probably tells much more about you than about EFC.

As you said, you don't even know ¼ of the guys here, many of the vets are no forum/tycoon chat guys. So, us bragging with our super slidermen power is the most obvious bogus in this, but i guess you have your reasons/intentions why you want to understand such a harmless joke like the „Amazing Slidermen“ spiderman banner wrong, right? Also, in any forum discussion about rankings (in relation to top managers), you will always find me or another EFC guy with a very sober view on the topic.

 

The thing with me and Dinooo is true btw, not my finest tycoon day, BUT in the subject itself i was the reasonable part and have nothing to blame myself for.

Crisse recruited Team KAISER for season 2, i wanted to take part in it myself with a fighter, so i did not want to have any captain duties. Then Crisse's PC crashed, he did not log in for weeks and suddenly i was in charge. I asked Dinooo cause he had the perfect generation of fighters for it, with you and Ethan already in the team i thought it could not fit better... plus i really liked the thought to get things straight when it comes to season 1 where Dinooo bailed out in the middle of the season and guys like Stu and Fuse were quite mad.

I then asked a neutral guy without a fighter in the team if he could make the final picking decisions IN CASE WE COULD NOT AGREE ON A STRATEGY AS TEAM. So, after some discussion the person set Dinooo's guy (by far the most skilled guy at that point, i think triple sens nearly at that point, sens wrestling for sure) versus a blackbelt in round 1, quote neutral guy „i saw his skills, no prob“. Dinooo's guy lost and over night on fight day sunday, the neutral guy suddenly made a pick for round 2 all by himself, Dinooo's guy versus the weakest link on the op team. As a gift for the loss, to make things right again... if Dinooo had something to do with it, i don't know and i never asked, my guess he had not... anyways, i felt this obviously was the total bogus and just not the teamwork i wanted and which we had in season 1.

So, i took over again and had quite an argument with the neutral guy lol, who in fact always has been a great friend of mine and i wish he would still be. Anyways, i thought now how to get things straight again and proposed to get Dinooo himself in chat to discuss the next round together. The answer i then got was „he does not want to have anything to do with this anymore“ - and that was the point where i got mad at both guys and called them „childish“ and „pussies“. That's the whole story.

I was pretty down later cause of this, always having had a great relation to Dinooo and i said sorry for the words i used – and i think after the discussion we had then he knows that my apology meant honestly. In the subject itself though i have nothing to blame myself for.

 

I know many would congratulate and give me a clap on my back, but i never snitched humors... you got that the writeup in the ITFL thread was written by JLP giving a humors impression, right? I always tried to get him out of trouble, so that he just can play the game again without all the forum bogus. So stop lying there! Just ask the the humors hunter mods.

 

When it comes to our new member Scottie, he said it all best in his interview here.

There are just no facts you can discredit him with. Many tried without making their homework properly. He is an outspoken guy and, unlike me, enjoys to fire back... but let me tell you this, he is really humble internally and has a very sober view on the whole ranking discussion, also after beating several top managers lately. Such professional and ambitious guys are pure gold for the game, you don't have to like him to agree.

 

To close the cycle and to come back to my first sentences... while we had no clue in the begining where your motivation lies (just for fun i thought), i mean you never had any dealings or trouble with EFC guys... and everyone knows the thing with us bragging with slider knowledge is the total bs, i now have a little clue.

 

May it be that it's the little philistine, the little-minded George Costanza deep inside of the teflon-like shittalking son of a gun Mannetosen speaking?

We're both vets... you know how to sell yourself and i see no shame in admiting that you are on another level when it comes to sliders. I've always been a can manager but i had much fun with tycoon... i have a really well-trained generation of new fighters where i finally am able to fight some top fighters with... or, in future will be. This and the fact that i am one of the guys who understood early what the benefits of the new engine (changes) are, gave me a big push ranking-wise (never thinking of me even as a top 25 mamager to this day). And look who is in a very very similar situation, Mr Mannetosen, also with a good new generation of fighters, finally after being the Convicted underarchiever for a long time (no shame in that). And the little norwegian son of a gun, while not giving a shit all day every day of course, still would like to be the #1 manager, just once.

 

 

Finally make it to #1 manager

 

 

But bad Scottie won't let him and even cheating Kint cancrushes himself in front of him.

Maybe there lies the difference between us. I was ranked #2 for weeks on 3 occasions, and several times just one more win away from dethroning bad bad Scottie. For me it's fun to have such a carrot in front of the nose, hell the whole process was quite hilarious in our chatbox and we had good laughs. Check the SP meme thread for example. I take it with sportsmanship and i am the type of guy who is able to honestly congratulate Scottie, also after beating Chris Karter lately where i helped him preparing (not that there is anything he really can learn nowadays from me) fighting such a top manager... where a loss would have made me #1 manager.

 

If you think some made-up forum slurs are a more adequate way to deal with such stuff... well, that's like... your opinion. You're smart and a character, always liked you, but this made-up attack on the whole alliance with whole different intentions is really bad style.

Pisses me off a bit that i now had to bring the story with Dinooo up again, sorry for that bud, anyways, as it is on the table now, i can appologize publicly again for the choice of words, i got mad because of the situation, but it never was something personal, just a harmless rant.