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TROID’S NEXT TOP FIGHTER!

ROUND 2

Arena: The Underground (1,000)

Date: 2nd September 2014

Merch Partner: Bad Man Clothing (Rio)

 

Hey everyone, and welcome to our second round of matchups in the Troid’s Next Top Fighter! competition. Our first round saw 10 fighters take a forward step in their quest to become the next breakout star in the 145lbs division, and now we will see which fighters can maintain their momentum, and which fighters can gain their first win of the season. With plenty of reason to look forward to this event, let’s get started with the preview!

 

FIGHT #1

Jack Cain (0-2-0) vs Alvy Singer (0-1-0)

Both of these fighters suffered losses in their first round matches, but they will both have the opportunity to make up for those losses. Whoever loses will be rooted to the bottom of the table, while the winner may progress and be competing for the higher positions. Cain was submitted in his first round fight, but now he is able to show his standup game against another striker. Singer fought against heated rival Geralt of Rivia in his first round fight and came off second best. He will be looking to use his Muay Thai to secure his first three points of the season. We know Singer has KO power, but he was unable to display it last time around. Likewise, Cain is heavy handed, and if he lands some good strikes, it may be good night for Singer.

PREDICTION: Cain to win via (T)KO in Round 2

 

FIGHT #2

Mr Evil (0-1-0) vs Sebastian Scrooge (0-1-0)

In this bout, we have another pair of fighters who both did not make the best of starts to their campaigns. Evil has a solid wrestling game, but when faced with another wrestler in Boshtok, he focusses on working his opponent with kicks. We have yet to see Evils true game plan, which leaves a certain unpredictability that may work to his advantage. Scrooge’s loss to Joe The was the shock upset of the first round, and the only fight I wrongly predicted. Scrooge has a solid wrestling game also, but backs it up with a BJJ Purple Belt. With Evil having a good wrestling game, but an unpredictable game plan, this could go anyway depending on what Evil focusses on doing

PREDICTION: Scrooge to win via Submission in Round 2

FIGHT #3

Timothy Christopher (0-2-0) vs Junior Singh (1-0-0)

We now have a fighter who won in his first round match up, as Singh takes on Christopher. Both of these fighters specialise in Muay Thai, and a little bit of skill in boxing. Expect these two to be throwing punches, elbows, knees and kicks at each other for as long as they can both stand. Singh looks the more confident coming into this match up, but you can never rule a fighter out of potentially winning in this tournament. The one major factor that indicates a Singh victory, is that Christopher hasn’t rested enough lately, and will have a major energy disadvantage. Christopher’s inexperience couple with his energy won’t help him at all in this fight, and I have to go with Singh here

PREDICTION: Singh to win via (T)KO in Round 1

FIGHT #4

Little Yoshi (1-0-0) vs Jimmy Doyle (0-1-0)

A contrast of styles here, and Boxer and Wrestler Little Yoshi takes on Muay Thai and BJJ fighter Jimmy Doyle. Despite having only a blue belt in BJJ, Yoshi is an intelligent fighter who managed to secure an Arm Triangle submission victory over Charles Carlyle. Doyle was unfortunate to lose against Commander Shepard, but he has seemed in confident mood in the smack talk thread, and he will be looking to make a statement against Yoshi by defeating him. Yoshi has shown he is a force to be reckoned with due to his intelligence, but Doyle will look to last the fight with his granite chin.

PREDICTION: Yoshi to win via (T)KO in Round 3

FIGHT #5

Sammy DeStefano (0-1-0) vs Gregor MCconnor (1-0-0)

MCconnor was impressive in his first fight, winning via Unanimous Decision, but showed he is determined to finish his fights. DeStefano didn’t show much in his first fight, so it will be interesting to see how he reacts when he comes into the cage for this fight. His opponent seems to cut easily, so he may look to exploit that. DeStefano has a big heart, so MCconnor will have to make sure he finishes the job if he has DeStefano on the run.

PREDICTION: DeStefano to win via (T)KO in Round 2

FIGHT #6

Keyni Rossi (0-1-0) vs Conor McCracken (1-0-0)

Rossi suffered a bad start when he lost to Oliver Heath, but he had a big heart and he will come back from it stronger than before. McCracken secured a lovely Arm Triangle submission victory and we can be sure to see him secure many more submissions in the future. McCracken has the ability to back up his smack talk, and I feel like we will see another victory for “The Cork Convict”

PREDICTION: McCracken to win via Submission in Round 1

FIGHT #7

Joe The (1-0-0) vs Commander Shepard (1-0-0)

We finally come to a fight between two of the winners from the first round. Joe The had the shock win of the first round as he managed to get a submission win against Sebastian Scrooge. He comes up against one of the preseason favourites for the tournament Commander Shepard. Shepard demonstrated why people believe him to be one of the forerunners in the league when he dominated his first round fight. His clinch game is devastating, and Joe The will find it hard to escape once Shepard has him in his clutches.

PREDICTION: Shepard to win via (T)KO in Round 1

FIGHT #8

Ethan Kent (0-1-0) vs Yuri Boshtok (1-0-0)

Ethan Kent suffered a loss to both his record and his dignity as he was beaten and teabagged by Billy Balls Jr in his first round match. He goes up against Yuri Boshtok who demonstrated how tough training in Chernobyl early in his career made him. He stopped Mr Evil late in the second round and although the he hasn’t trained there in a while, the mutations are still visible. I expect Boshtok to win again, but Kent will provide him with a good challenge, so he will need to be on top of his game.

PREDICTION: Boshtok to win via (T)KO in Round 2

CO-MAIN EVENT!

FIGHT #9

Charles Carlyle (0-1-0) vs Geralt of Rivia (1-0-0)

A solid fight, as much loved Charles Carlyle takes on Geralt of Rivia in Round 2. Carlyle has been quiet during this tournament, but everyone knows of the threat he poses for his opponents. Of Rivia managed to slay his first “monster” in Alvy Singer, and he will be looking to add Carlyle to that list. Whether “The White Wolf” can manage to do that remains to be seen, but it makes for one hell of a co-main event!

PREDICTION: of Rivia to win via (T)KO in Round 3

MAIN EVENT!

FIGHT #10

Oliver Heath (1-0-0) vs Billy Balls Jr (1-0-0)

Heath blasted through Keyni Rossi in his first round match up, and has started off brilliantly, securing a KO win to earn three points. His opponent also claimed a KO win to earn three points, so it is a battle for supremacy already in the league. Billy Balls Jr has stated his aim is to leave everybody flat out cold while he rubs his scrotum over their face. Heath will be looking to avoid such a grim fate, but he will have to be wary of Balls Jr’s boxing ability. A fantastic battle for our second main event in the tournament!

PREDICTION: Balls Jr. to win via (T)KO in Round 2

 

Well, that is the preview for the second round of fights, and it will be interesting to see who breaks away from the pack, and who can climb off the foot of the table. 20k is being given away in OTN prizes, with more prizes being given away at the end of the 5th round, these fighters must ensure they keep the smacktalk flowing while backing it up with action!

 

- Grant Brophy (GBK16)

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Fighter Spotlight!

Hey everyone, welcome to a new segment dedicated to looking at the fighters competing in the Troid’s Next Top Fighter! Competition. We will be looking at a different fighter every week, asking them all the same questions in order to find out a bit more about each fighter’s background, and what drives them.

This week the spotlight is on….. Billy Balls Jr! http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14054648167001.jpg

 

What first got you interested into MMA?

I first got interested in MMA when I was in the school showers after a game of football, somebody said "Hey Look at Billy's Big Balls!" and they all tried to touch my junk and look at it, anyway long story short all 10 other players got knocked the fuck out and I my big balls we're undamaged.

How would you describe yourself as a fighter?

As a fighter I would describe myself as a ballsy boxer, I attack, I have no respect for my opponent, I want to make them feel like a punching bag, there is a lot of people with no striking defence in this tournament and they are my personal punching bags.

Where do you train and what alliance do you represent, also, can you give us a bit of a background about your team?

I train at unicorn powered fighting in Helsinki, you get invited there if you have big genitals, there is some amazing sparring sessions there, some great fighters, all the managers and fighters there are friendly and it's a nice atmosphere to train at. I represent Vendetta because of my blood lust, I like hurting people and making them my bitch. Vendetta is the place for me.

Who do you consider your #1 rival in the competition?

My number one rival? Damn, tough question Ethan Kent has bitched a lot after I knocked him out but all of these guys are suckers, I'm the best, I have the biggest balls and they're all jealous

What is it about TNTF that piqued your interest?

Money.

Who is your idol (preferably an MMA Tycoon fighter rather than real life)?

My idol is Zachary White http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=236944 many people will not know him unless they are familiar with the BFC, he is the ultimate trashtalker and won trash talker of the month three times in a row in the organisation with the best smacktalk ever in tycoon history. He beat people quickly and in devasting fashion, he never got to become champion but he did a lot. He was a very effective anti wrestler and beat a lot of wrestlers quickly, it's a pleasure spendign time in the gym with zap zap.

Do you have a message for the other competitors in this tournament?

I mean most unoriginal people would issue a warning of a knockout or a submission, but because I'm a mean original mother fucker, I'm going to tell them a little story. After I knock you out, wake you up with the musty aroma of my balls, I'm going to fuck every female member of your family of the legal age and they will be hospitalized by my balls banging against them so hard.

Lastly, if you were not involved in the competition, who would be your favourite to win?

If I was not in this competition I would not care, but Charles Carlyle looks good.

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Great interview and preview, I don't know how you find the time to write with your RL events too but good effort.

 

You might need to edit fight #4, as my fighter Jimmy "Popeye" Doyle informed me Yoshi will be out cold before the end of round 2 :yes:

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Great interview and preview, I don't know how you find the time to write with your RL events too but good effort.

 

You might need to edit fight #4, as my fighter Jimmy "Popeye" Doyle informed me Yoshi will be out cold before the end of round 2 :yes:

I had screenshots of each fighter so I did the preview today since I didn't have much to do.

 

nterview was a matter of Copy and Pasting and I posted it when I ffound an unprotected WiFi that has weak signal in my apartment block.

 

Ordered WiFi today so hopefully it will be here so I can do the OTN awardsbefore Saturday

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Thats your excuse for getting knocked out?

nope .... the only problem was u had no balls ( I don't knw why u speak of big balls, when u have no balls at all ) ... so real fighters don't like hitting no balled girls :P so that's why little girl ... but if u really want a beating, then come we will have a rematch and then see whether u really have got some small balls hidden somewhere, or u just have a mangina .... btw u don't accept this fight, or u bitch about it saying about u saving ebergy for the tournament ... then everyone in mma world will know about Billy .. " who has no balls for a fight " ....

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So.. let me get your garbage straight. You lost to me because I have "no balls" and that I am a "little girl" and "real fighters" dont like hitting "no balled girls"... but then you ask me for a rematch so you can give me a beating, so what has changed? Have I grown balls? Are you not a real fighter or are you just admitting youre speaking utter rubbish?

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So.. let me get your garbage straight. You lost to me because I have "no balls" and that I am a "little girl" and "real fighters" dont like hitting "no balled girls"... but then you ask me for a rematch so you can give me a beating, so what has changed? Have I grown balls? Are you not a real fighter or are you just admitting youre speaking utter rubbish?

Once again NOPE .... I am a real fighter - U r not .... and still u got no balls .... things have changed, nut yet u r still a little girl with no balls ... u afraid of a remtach tell me ? eh ? afraid ? come on girly ...

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Geralt of Rivia "The White Wolf"



"Please stop. You lost to a guy you say has no balls and you didn't want to hit a girl. So what the hell has changed. You got KTFO boy now focus on your next fight and prove why you shouldn't be the tournament bitch"


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You're right I'm a fucking girl with no balls, I'm absolutely shit. I'm a fucking useless cbomb, I have a glass chin and my balls aren't even that big, I'm getting sacked now since I'm such a useless fuck and then maybe I'll commit suicide and make my manager fucking happy!


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Geralt of Rivia "The White Wolf"



*after his first pro loss via submission Geralt goes on a rampage*



*immediately after loss*



Ringside Reporter: And Geralt is tapping, that looked painful! Wait whats this! Geralt has run out of the cage beating down two attendants trying to stop him. Troid manager Grant Brophy is running after him.



*Reporter now also running to catch the action*



*Gerlat's manager is trying to cool him down*



Ringside Reporter: Gerlat has just punched Michael Brakeley in the face and grabbed his sword from his dressing room. Oh no, Grant Brophy is in the way he has a bottle of whiskey in his hand but Geralt has smashed Grant to the wall and ran outside. Grant has the Irish rage in him and is shouting at his fighter to come back.



*Geralt looks back at Grant, from the middle of the road where he is standing, with those pale eyes of his. And then runs off into the distance, leaving Grant to drink his favorite whiskey and is now on his knees begging his most popular fighter to come back to him*




Ringside Reporter: It's now been 3 days since his loss, and still no word from Geralt and we dont know his current whereabouts. Oh wait, Grant Brophy is now ringing me.



Grant: (slurring his words due to intake of alcohol) Hey, we have just found Geralt, he's fine. He was in a whorehouse so drunk he didnt know what was happening when my men took him to hospital. The whores begged for him back and gave him the money back for being so good. Anyway, his manager slept right through the sharade and is only missing 1 tooth. He went to bed at 11pm and has only just woken up in hospital when he heard the distant screaming voice of Geralt.



Ringside Reporter: That's good news, any chance of speaking to Geralt?



Grant: Yes, give me a second (down a shot of Irish whiskey)



*hands over the phone to Geralt*



Ringside Reporter: Geralt, you ran past me on your rampage, you touched my hand. Tough loss, whats happening now?



Geralt: Grant has ordered me to rehab, i just want to apologise to the families i slaughters with my faithful swo *his lawyer cuts him off and whispers to him*



Good win, i will be back.


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for those who cba to find the next round

 

ROUND 3

Jack Cain vs Charles Carlyle

Timothy Christopher vs Joe The

Geralt of Rivia vs Conor McCracken

Billy Balls Jr vs Sebastian Scrooge

Mr Evil vs Ethan Kent

Sammy DeStefano vs Oliver Heath

Commander Shepard vs Yuri Boshtok

Jimmy Doyle vs Junior Singh

Deviant Waters vs Gregor MCconnor

Little Yoshi vs Keyni Rossi

Where you at McCracken? One man on the path back to redemption, will it be "The White Wolf" the most popular fighter in the tournament, or will it be the Irish scoundrel who looks strangely like Diego Brandao who is Brazilian

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Little Update:

 

Billy Balls Jr has been replaced with Renan Melo. As it is his first switch in fighter, Conor Brazier has been deducted 1 point.

 

Deviants Waters name was changed to Alvy Singer.

 

A press conference will be posted when I can regarding the event, Geralt of Rivia's rampage, and Billy Balls Jr's balls being busted.

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Renan "Othello" Melo


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Welcome me everybody, my name is Renan and I have replaced that useless fuck named Billy Balls Jr. Unlike him I am battle tested and battle ready and I am already multi dimensional, I have started behind you all but believe me, I am better than you all already. My manager says I'm a 7.2 learner, I have no idea what that means but I know I can take punches until my opponent submits because their hand hurts too much. Be afraidd. Be very afraid.



I have just been informed that my next opponent is Sebastian Scrooge, I am very happy about that matchup. He is a loser and I am winner.


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Jimmy Doyle

Well my manager is a useless twat, I told him the strategy he was planning was wrong but he insisted and now I've paid the price in a fight I should have and needed to win. Next time I won't be listening to him....

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Jimmy Doyle

Well my manager is a useless twat, I told him the strategy he was planning was wrong but he insisted and now I've paid the price in a fight I should have and needed to win. Next time I won't be listening to him....

 

Gregor "Royal Blood" MCconnor (25428)

I know that feeling

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Junior Singh



Sounds like ya got no plan at all Jimmy Doyle! Going for broke is only gonna get you laid out and broke in a hospital bed seen?! I haven't even fought for 5 minutes yet and I'm onto round 3. You fought for about 7 minutes and haven't made it out of round 2. Your luck won't change when you step up to the table with Black Jack son - yer done!


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Junior Singh

Sounds like ya got no plan at all Jimmy Doyle! Going for broke is only gonna get you laid out and broke in a hospital bed seen?! I haven't even fought for 5 minutes yet and I'm onto round 3. You fought for about 7 minutes and haven't made it out of round 2. Your luck won't change when you step up to the table with Black Jack son - yer done!

 

 

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Jimmy Doyle

Yeah, we'll see Junior. I may be down but I'm certainly not out. I've managed to find an old DVD on mma fighting, I'm going to watch that everyday as I'm sure it will be more use than listening to my manager.

Oh and by the way, don't think that think that clinch dance you do which you try and pass off as fighting will work with me - I don't intend on doing the 'Okey Kokey' with you. If you want to play childrens games we can do 'Ring a Ring of Roses' but you'll be the only one falling down.

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Jimmy Doyle

Yeah, we'll see Junior. I may be down but I'm certainly not out. I've managed to find an old DVD on mma fighting, I'm going to watch that everyday as I'm sure it will be more use than listening to my manager.

Oh and by the way, don't think that think that clinch dance you do which you try and pass off as fighting will work with me - I don't intend on doing the 'Okey Kokey' with you. If you want to play childrens games we can do 'Ring a Ring of Roses' but you'll be the only one falling down.

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Seems to me you were both down AND out in your two "fights". Glad to see you finally woke up - rise and shine kiddo. I've heard of Stu Mack, he's well respected...never heard of you though ya nappy headed bum. Like Method Man says, I'ma sew your asshole shut and keep feedin you and feedin you and feedin you. What in fuck is the Okey Kokey anyway? Don't try and confuse me star it only makes me angry.

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Little Yoshi

 

"Jimmy Doyle, instead of pointing fingers and blaming others for your failures, perhaps you should accept defeat and use your losses as motivation to better yourself. If you should have won, you would have. I hope I did not injure you too severely. I will send you a get well soon card. I know you will need to recover quickly so you can train hard for your next fight. Junior Singh will be a tough opponent."

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Little Yoshi

 

"Jimmy Doyle, instead of pointing fingers and blaming others for your failures, perhaps you should accept defeat and use your losses as motivation to better yourself. If you should have won, you would have. I hope I did not injure you too severely. I will send you a get well soon card. I know you will need to recover quickly so you can train hard for your next fight. Junior Singh will be a tough opponent."

Jimmy Doyle - " I thought it was pretty clear the only person I was blaming was my manager. It was my mistake and you took full advantage and dominated the fight to take the win. There was nothing I could do so congrats on a nice win and good luck in your next fight.

If I wasn't motivated right now I might even be looking to throw the towel but there is absolutely no chance of that. I looking forward to the future and my next opponent"

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