Guest Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Make sure you include his delicious buttery tears of defeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 4, 2014 Report Share Posted August 4, 2014 Make sure you include his delicious buttery tears of defeat. He is an emotional person. He cries, so i will collect them and use them as lube later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2014 Report Share Posted August 7, 2014 Hank dolomite: how about you all lick some butter off this butter ball's balls? Not long now till I beat you all anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 New brackets are up, Cartman got rage sacked so i'm not sure what's going on in this regard, if he's making a new fighter for the loser bracket or what. Also there was a fight where the winner was DQ'd due to being overweight, please don't let this happen to yourself! Be careful! http://challonge.com/ButterballMMATYCOON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duratan Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 New brackets are up, Cartman got rage sacked so i'm not sure what's going on in this regard, if he's making a new fighter for the loser bracket or what. Also there was a fight where the winner was DQ'd due to being overweight, please don't let this happen to yourself! Be careful! http://challonge.com/ButterballMMATYCOON why is henry in the losers barcket? http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=255411 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 why is henry in the losers barcket? http://www.mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilepublic.php?FID=255411 He got DQed for being overweight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb613 Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Didn't realise that you couldn't put on weight, oh well I'll just fuck shit up in the losers bracket and kill some more people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Hey guys, I've finally gotten around to getting the funding a need to make this possible. I haven't worked out all of the details yet but i'll see what the community wants, Heres the idea! Rules: Age: 25 Height: 150cm Weight: 300lbs No weight supplements Double Elimination Didn't realise that you couldn't put on weight, oh well I'll just fuck shit up in the losers bracket and kill some more people its in the first post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 14, 2014 Report Share Posted August 14, 2014 Didn't realise that you couldn't put on weight, oh well I'll just fuck shit up in the losers bracket and kill some more people Shit happens, i'm glad you aren't complaining about it like some people. Or bitching out, like some other people *Ahem* Castor* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb613 Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 Shit happens, i'm glad you aren't complaining about it like some people. Or bitching out, like some other people *Ahem* Castor* Nah just an oversight on my part, I'll buy weight loss and try get him down to 300 but if he doesn't am I allowed catch weight for his next bout and none after please, like a 1lb leniency? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 15, 2014 Report Share Posted August 15, 2014 Nah just an oversight on my part, I'll buy weight loss and try get him down to 300 but if he doesn't am I allowed catch weight for his next bout and none after please, like a 1lb leniency? Yea i'll give you a 1lb. leniency. Since you destroyed the first opponent anyway. I asked him if he'd give you a pass since he had no chance anyway. But he didn't wanna give up the victory =p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duratan Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Nah just an oversight on my part, I'll buy weight loss and try get him down to 300 but if he doesn't am I allowed catch weight for his next bout and none after please, like a 1lb leniency? just a warning, but i think your fighter is still on weight gain pills, he is at 306lbs now, he was at 303lbs in his last fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbsh209 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Is there going to be a preview for the next round? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Is there going to be a preview for the next round? Im busy irl atm. Will have it up tonight or tomorrow morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb613 Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 For some reason had an issue where I changed supplement to weight loss and it didn't save so ended up piling on more weight before I got back onto the game 5 days later, as soon as I saw it I put him on weight loss, think I calculated him at around 300.6 or 301.2 is that okay for everyone? Apologies it wasn't intentional Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Butterball round 2 Welcome back to the smallest baddest tournament going. Butterball. Hosted by Hostility and BEAST, round 2 is afoot. Who will advance and who will be sent to the shameful loser bracket? "THE ASSASSINATOR" Manchester Red vs. Bombur "The Swollen One" Both guys are coming off impressive head kick victories, which is surprising for being so small that they have the flexibility to pull of such moves. Both are evenly matched on the feet, Bombur showed a good clinch game as well so he may look to use that or I have been told he is working on his expert ground game to get a victory. We shall have to wait and see. I have to go with my boy Bombur for the victory though. Prediction: Bombur via TKO Chris "White Ninja" Farley vs. Mister Creosote With Farley being a ninja, he is expected to have the best MMA skills in the tournament and he may well do after the beating he delivered in the first round, so bad he made the fighter and manager fight and split up leaving a spot open. Anyway, his ground game appears to be his speciality so he will need to use that to win. Creosote showed good power in his debut and will look to keep it standing to win and use his wrestling defensively to keep off the attack of Farley. I think Creosote will manage to avoid the ground and KO his opponent. Prediction: Creosote via KO "Obese" Nikita Khrushchev vs. Yoko Zuna Khrushchev showed some ground skills, but he appears to specialise in the stand-up aspect of MMA. Zuna may look to use his better wrestling to control the clinch and soften up his opponent. That’s my prediction. Prediction: Zuna via TKO Hank "The Geordie Luchador" Dolomite vs. Gimli Dachubbyone Dolomite lost his first fight, but his opponent used PED’s so the win was overturned and Dolomite moves on. He has a good ground game, a good wrestling game, and a good boxing game. An all rounder type of fighter. Gimli had the better boxing and wrestling skills and I think he will be able to pull out the W. Prediction: Gimli via KO Onto the losers round "Big" Henry Paulson vs. Eye "Beat" Anorexia Paulson won his fight, but as said earlier he was DQed after putting a beating on his opponent. He has good MT skills and wrestling, but showed some great punches in his fight. Anorexia had a mismatch in the first round and he was KOed but I think he stands a chance and I think he might win with his better MT skills and wrestling. Prediction: Anorexia via TKO Phat Boy vs. Slim "Butter Ballin" Jim Jim had the BJJ advantage over his opponent who was submitted and also a boxing advantage. But Phat Boy has the better MT and wrestling, so if he can get the clinch and keep it there, he can control the pace of the fight and win and that’s what I think will happen. Prediction: Boy via UD "The Squeeze" Dan Lemon vs. Fat "Yum Yum" Man Lemon was brutally KOed in his first fight, but he has good boxing and a blue belt in BJJ so he may want to take advantage of his superior ground game. Man had good boxing and wrestling, fitting the definition of sprawl and brawl fighter. These two will slug it out on the feet and I don’t know which one will win, eenie meenie minee moe. Lemon for the win. Prediction: Lemon via TKO That’s all from me, make sure to check out the full card here Michael “The Wolf” Brakeley 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Yo Phat Boy, I am going to own you so hard they'll make you legally take on my name. They'll be calling you Phat Boy Slim. Jim. Shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 If you don't like electronic music you could have just said. Going 100% aggression and 100% accuracy was hardly called for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madbob Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Wow yeah what happend in that Fight? I just looked it up and the % landed is almost 100%. wtf happend there? Looks like someone knowing the engine well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Is there a bracket for this? I thought I remembered seeing one but I cant find it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 Is there a bracket for this? I thought I remembered seeing one but I cant find it now. http://challonge.com/ButterballMMATYCOON there it is mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Hey guys, new brackets are up. So far these 4 have been knocked out of the tournament: That piece of shit Castor Fat Man Eye Anorexia Slim Jim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.J Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Hey guys, new brackets are up. So far these 4 have been knocked out of the tournament: That piece of shit Castor Fat Man Eye Anorexia Slim Jim who the fuck is Bunton Askins?here facing MAN RED http://challonge.com/ButterballMMATYCOON can't find him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb613 Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Would like to apoligize for the issues with my fighters weight, he's finally back to 300lbs and it was my fault due to buying the sups and forgetting to actually switch him onto the weight loss before I went away to Ireland for a week, which meant that he actually put on weight instead f taking it off until I got back online and changed it. If anyone has an issue with my fighter progressing despite his now 2-0 record and him being in the losers bracket then I will forfeit my spot but hopefully we can move past this little mishap and continue what's been a very entertaining tourney so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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