PSUMike Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 what would your stats look like? I know some people here have to train so lets see your stats. Me 6'1" 225lbs 21 years old Boxing - Feeble Muay Thai - Woeful Wrestling - Proficient (I wrestled for 10 years and had the opportunity to wrestle in college. I chose not to.) BJJ - White Belt (probably woeful) Punches - Competent Kicks - Mediocre Elbows - Abysmal Knees - Woeful Clinchwork - Respectable Striking Defense - Useless (I have a bad habit of blocking punches with my face in sparring) Ground and Pound - Competent Takedown Offense - Respectable Takedown Defense - Superb (I very seldom got taken down) Submissions - Mediocre Defensive Grappling - Abysmal (I pull off subs on shitty grapplers but the better ones sub me with ease) Agility - Competent (For as big as I am, I am reasonable agile) Flexibility - Respectable (I can put my leg over my head at 225) Speed - Feeble Strength - Abysmal (Finesse wrestler not power wrestler) Conditioning - Beyond useless Balance - Respectable 3 Hiddens: Natural KO Power Fast Learner Never gets injured (not one injury in 10 years of wrestling and almost 200 matches) My style would be primarily to fight from the clinch and be a top position grappler. We have a kid I train with who has a wrestling background and had several ammy MT fights and I beat him up in the clinch. He destroys me standing otherwise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Me 5'7" 155lbs 16 years old Boxing - Feeble Muay Thai - Strong (closest to Karate, which i have been training in for 12 years, kyokushin.top fighter in my age in the States) Wrestling - abysmal BJJ - White Belt (Black belt in Karate though) Punches - Wonderful Kicks - Strong Elbows - Mediocore Knees - Proficient Clinchwork - Useless ( Would have no clue what to do if Anderson Silva put me in a clinch) Striking Defense - Competent Ground and Pound - Competent Takedown Offense - Strong (play football and can tackle well,, assume that is takedowns ) Takedown Defense - Woeful Submissions - Useless Defensive Grappling - Useless (Never grappled before) Agility - Woeful Flexibility - Mediocore Speed - Mediocore Strength - Strong ( bench 250 for my age is decent) Conditioning - Feeble Balance - Useless 3 Hiddens: Natural KO Power Fast Learner Big Heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 5'9" 165lbs 23 years old Boxing - Mediocre ( some boxing experience) Muay Thai - Woeful Wrestling - Abysmal (I don't think many in Ireland or GB have wrestling experience) BJJ - White Belt (never been in dojol) Punches - Competent ( known how to throw a punch Kicks - Mediocre ( football helps right ?) Elbows - Abysmal Knees - Abysmal Clinchwork - Abysmal Striking Defense - Competent Ground and Pound - Abysmal Takedown Offense - Abysmal Takedown Defense - Abysmal Submissions - Abysmal Defensive Grappling - Abysmal Agility - Respectable (have always been pretty quick ) Flexibility - Feeble Speed - Respectable Strength - Woeful Conditioning - Abysmal today was training for about 5 team in different sports in my prime at 17 lol Balance - Mediocre 3 Hiddens: Good in bed Fast Learner; take to sport and combat quickly Cuts easily ; was always a bleeder over the eye and nose I would basically be a mediocre at best striker with no wrestling or bjj or Ko power , so i'm be a great opponent for that guy who had the org in new York were he created usless fighters for his fighter to fight that was ranked the number shw for a while till he got banned . I'd even cut me lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 6'1" 187 lbs 21 years old Boxing - Proficient Muay Thai - Proficient Wrestling - Useless BJJ - Useless I never really wrestled or did BJJ. I say Boxing and Muay Thai proficient but that's obviously for an amateur. I boxed for 2 years and I'm doing Muay Thai for 6 years now, training 2 or 3 times a week. We have some guys that fought for K-1, including some impressive losses over Le Banner and Drago, hehe, but no superstars. I hope to have my first amateur fight somewhere next year. - Never gets injured: don't know how, I get beatings all the time and even in the 10 years I played basketball I can't remember an injury. - Doesn't cut easily: nope, I'm not a bleeder. - He is a popular fighter: well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nemesis84 Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 6'0" 220lbs 24 years old Boxing - Woeful Muay Thai - Feeble Wrestling - Feeble BJJ - White Belt Punches - Feeble Kicks - Mediocre Elbows - Woeful Knees - Stong Clinchwork - Feeble Striking Defense - Woeful Ground and Pound - Mediocre Takedown Offense - Medicore Takedown Defense - Abysmal (got bad knees lol) Submissions - Mediocre Defensive Grappling - Abysmal Agility - Mediocre Flexibility - Abysmal Speed - Woeful Strength - Woeful Conditioning - Useless Balance - Competant 3 Hiddens: Big Heart Granite Chin Fast Learner I would so fail at this game if I was in it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyBlayze Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 http://www.mmatycoon.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=3973 Yes...and I will echo my sentiments from that thread: It was done so perfectly originally, that there is no need for more. With that said, it looks like everyone who posted in this thread actually attempted to be serious which isn't nearly as funny as the original thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crzy1051 Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Me 5'9'" 205lbs 21 years old Boxing - Respectable Muay Thai - Mediocre Wrestling - Compentent BJJ - White Belt (probably woeful) Punches - Proficient Kicks - Competent Elbows - Woeful Knees - Woeful Clinchwork - Useless Striking Defense - Competent Ground and Pound - Competent Takedown Offense - Competent Takedown Defense - Medicre Submissions - Mediocre Defensive Grappling - Mediocre Agility - Mediocre Flexibility - Abysmal Speed - Respectable (I'm quick for how big i am) Strength - Competent Conditioning - Respectable Balance - Mediocre 3 Hiddens: Fast Learner Big Heart Granite Chin I've Boxed for 2 Years had an record of 4-1-0 (3 KO's) (decision was my only loss) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Yes...and I will echo my sentiments from that thread: It was done so perfectly originally, that there is no need for more. With that said, it looks like everyone who posted in this thread actually attempted to be serious which isn't nearly as funny as the original thread. Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 It was done so perfectly originally, that there is no need for more. With that said, it looks like everyone who posted in this thread actually attempted to be serious which isn't nearly as funny as the original thread. Is this a serious thread? I never saw the original. To me it looked more like a fun attempt for people to get to know eachother a little better and share their background . I find this very interesting. There was no need for your weak attempt to kill this thread either, but here it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyBlayze Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Haha...I get one person Agreeing, and one person attempting to be funny and bash me. Get the sand out of your VJJ, mang. Its not a bad thing that the thread that this was originally done in was funny and your's was not an attempt at being funny. Were you trying to be funny? I don't understand the defensive taken by saying your thread wasn't as funny as the first thread. And its not like I jumped on it immediately when I read this thread...only after i noticed someone else use the Search function for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 I'm surprised there aren't more BJJ guys in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Haha...I get one person Agreeing, and one person attempting to be funny and bash me. Get the sand out of your VJJ, mang. Its not a bad thing that the thread that this was originally done in was funny and your's was not an attempt at being funny. Were you trying to be funny? I don't understand the defensive taken by saying your thread wasn't as funny as the first thread. And its not like I jumped on it immediately when I read this thread...only after i noticed someone else use the Search function for you. Who cares that this thread isn't funny? I find it very interesting what the others do and shared what I do. I didn't know that there was another thread and I also didn't know about the objective to beat it in funniness. You also seem to find some hidden value in somebody agreeing with you. I wasn't bashing anybody btw, I just said your comment wasn't needed. Now it seems that you are childishly sensitive too but I think that the actual truth is that you are just trying to be a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Yes...and I will echo my sentiments from that thread: It was done so perfectly originally, that there is no need for more. With that said, it looks like everyone who posted in this thread actually attempted to be serious which isn't nearly as funny as the original thread. What I was agreeing with. I can care less what people post on here or if they should stop posting to be honest. Have fun with it but I personally wasn't interested in reading it anymore, I like comedy I guess and I don't want to "judge" myself as I would have a very biased opinion with that said, I can give two fucks people keep posting away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 What I was agreeing with. I can care less what people post on here or if they should stop posting to be honest. Have fun with it but I personally wasn't interested in reading it anymore, I like comedy I guess and I don't want to "judge" myself as I would have a very biased opinion with that said, I can give two fucks people keep posting away Yeah I think that posts like yours add more quality to the forum than threads like these. We just need more people to start telling how unfunny they find each thread. Actually, everybody should do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyBlayze Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Who cares that this thread isn't funny? I find it very interesting what the others do and shared what I do. I didn't know that there was another thread and I also didn't know about the objective to beat it in funniness. You also seem to find some hidden value in somebody agreeing with you. I wasn't bashing anybody btw, I just said your comment wasn't needed. Now it seems that you are childishly sensitive too but I think that the actual truth is that you are just trying to be a dick. Talk in circles much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Talk in circles much? You got me there! You are too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Yeah I think that posts like yours add more quality to the forum than threads like these. We just need more people to start telling how unfunny they find each thread. Actually, everybody should do it. I typed agreed but didn't specify what I was agreeing with. I didn't agree with the "no need for posting anymore". Personally, I don't care. I was agreeing that I thought the other one was funny, and that this took a much more serious approach which I didn't find as funny. Didn't expect to go into detail about any of this, so I'll just stop here and let you girls enjoy your thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlinkyNE Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Me 5'9'" 205lbs 26 years old Boxing - Woeful Muay Thai - Mediocre Wrestling - Feeble BJJ - Blue Belt Punches - Woeful Kicks - Woeful Elbows - Competent Knees - Mediocre Clinchwork - Feeble Striking Defense - Mediocre Ground and Pound - Feeble Takedown Offense - Competent Takedown Defense - Mediocre Submissions - Competent Defensive Grappling - Competent Agility - Mediocre Flexibility - Abysmal Speed - Woeful Strength - Mediocre Conditioning - Useless Balance - Mediocre 3 Hiddens: Fast Learner Big Heart I can adapt pretty well I did some training in BJJ and MT, but I had some back issues that forced me to stop. I'd kill someone that didn't know jack about it and I know that i'd be able to hold my own against a purple belt (I spared against my fair share and did pretty good). Conditioning would be my killer though, since my injury, I haven't done a damn thing. For those of you that are interested..here's a video of me entering the ring: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcbu_kGsFOQ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Me 5'9'" 205lbs 26 years old For those of you that are interested..here's a video of me entering the ring: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcbu_kGsFOQ 205 lbs are you sure? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duxwig Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Invictus 5'2'" 289lbs 14 years old Boxing - Sensational(FUCK BOXING LOLZ) Muay Thai - Elite Wrestling - Elite BJJ - Elite++ 3 Hiddens: -Destroy opponents with eye lasers -True Internet Warrior -Always right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Daanish 5'7'" 154 lbs 16 years old Boxing - Feeble (its all right lol) Muay Thai - Feeble (i reckon it might hurt a little bit to get kneed or elbowed by me) Wrestling - Woeful (can do a single) BJJ - White (subbed a few guys at mma but always lose the the guys who know what there doing) 3 Hiddens: big heart pillow fists no groin guard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 5'8" 160 26 Boxing: Strong Muay Thai: Mediocre Wrestling: Mediocre Jiu Jitsu: Blue Belt Punches: Respectable Kicks: Mediocre Elbows: Woeful Knees:Competent Clinchwork: Mediocre Striking Defense: Respectable Ground and Pound: Feeble Takedown Offense: Feeble Takedown Defense: Respectable Submissions: Woeful Submission Defense: Competent Agility: Respectable Flex: Woeful Speed: Respectable Strength: Competent Conditioning:Mediocre Balance: Respectable Good Chin Heavy Hands Experienced Been doing MMA for a couple years. Just had my first fight 3 weeks ago and won by KO in the first round. Before that I did boxing and Karate for years. Was a golden gloves champion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlinkyNE Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 205 lbs are you sure? The camera adds a couple......hundred.... pounds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PSUMike Posted August 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2009 Knees - Stong Takedown Defense - Abysmal (got bad knees lol) Very ironic BTW, fun thread, serious thread, I don't really care. I was just sharing my background, as shallow as it may be. I train a little but have 0 aspirations toward trying to do it for a living. Maybe an ammy fight down the road but not anytime soon. Have fun with it or take it seriously...whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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