Guest Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 AchillesHeel http://www.herloyalsons.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/venkman.jpg Height 177 cm | Hometown Boston Weight 180 lbs | Country United States Can Cut To 179 lbs | Location Boston Age 38 | Base Boston Entrance Song "100 Yard Dash" by Raphael Saadiq AchillesHeel has Abysmal boxing, Useless Muay Thai, Woeful wrestling, and holds a white belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Punches Abysmal Kicks Useless Elbows Useless Knees Useless Clinchwork Woeful Striking Defense Abysmal Ground n Pound Woeful Takedown off Abysmal Takedown def Woeful Submissions Useless Defensive Grap Abysmal Agility Abysmal Flexibility Useless Speed Useless Strength Feeble Conditioning Useless Balance Feeble Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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backelie Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 I thought about doing this, but it just felt like a roundabout way of saying that I've trained a little bit of kickboxing, a little bit of JJ, and am not very good at either It would be useless to abysmal/woeful across the board with possibly feeble/mediocre cardio and kicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyBlayze Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 I won't bother adding because the joke is complete, but very funny. Kudos to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeepis Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 I thought about doing this, but it just felt like a roundabout way of saying that I've trained a little bit of kickboxing, a little bit of JJ, and am not very good at either It would be useless to abysmal/woeful across the board with possibly feeble/mediocre cardio and kicks. I would be totally elite at everything and my picture would be a GOATSE. Gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeleeG Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Garrett Sandeen http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/ben-affleck-1003.jpg Height 194 cm | Hometown BLos Angeles Weight 185 lbs | Country United States Can Cut To 180 lbs | Location Los Angeles Age 21 | Base Los Angeles Entrance Song "Primavera" by Ludovico Einaudi Garrett Sandeen has Feeble boxing, Mediocre Muay Thai, Useless wrestling, and holds a blue belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Punches Feeble Kicks Respectable Elbows Mediocre Knees Mediocre Clinchwork Competent Striking Defense Abysmal Ground n Pound Respectable Takedown off Useless Takedown def Useless Submissions Respectable Defensive Grap Respectable Agility Abysmal Flexibility Mediocre Speed Useless Strength Woeful Conditioning Abysmal Balance Feeble This was kind of fun! 2 years of Tae Kwon Do 2 years of muay thai under Hector Pena 2 years of BJJ under Mike Ortiz (Black Belt under Rickson Gracie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 5, 2009 Report Share Posted August 5, 2009 I won't bother adding because the joke is complete, but very funny. Kudos to you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easedel Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 Krimedog Slim king kong bundy Height 6'2" | Hometown Philadelphia Weight 255 lbs | Country United States Can Cut To 240lbs | Location Philadelphia Age 31 | Base Philadelphia Entrance Song "Bring the Pain" by Method Man I would rank my MT and Wrestling above my Boxing and BJJ...lol Punches Feeble Kicks Mediocre Elbows Feeble Knees Mediocre Clinchwork Woeful Striking Defense Woeful Ground n Pound Mediocre Takedown off Abysmal Takedown def Mediocre Submissions Abysmal Defensive Grap Woeful Agility Feeble Flexibility Woeful Speed Feeble Strength Feeble Conditioning Feeble Balance Mediocre Training: None ( athletic growing up, multiple sports ) If i was 10 years younger...yep i would be in a gym doing this. I almost did it with pro wrestling until a neck injury stopped that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankyFin Posted August 7, 2009 Report Share Posted August 7, 2009 http://fightticker.com/files/images/joerogan-training.jpg Name: Franky Fin Height: ~194 cm | Hometown - Weight: ~210 lbs | Country Austria Can Cut To: 205 lbs | Location Steyr Age: prime | Base Steyr Song: something epic Attire: some robe Franky has Feeble boxing, Respectable Muay Thai, Feeble wrestling, and holds a blue belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Punches Proficient Kicks Respectable Elbows Wonderfull Knees Mediocre Clinchwork Mediocre Striking Defense Woeful Ground n Pound Berserker Takedown off Medicore Takedown def Feeble Submissions Competent Defensive Grap Mediocre Agility Woeful Flexibility Abysmal Speed Strong Strength Competent Conditioning Abysmal Balance Feeble KO Power Weak Chin Agressive Nervous Before Fight sum up: Franky is able to knock any non-moving target out within a split of a second, can submit Pit Bullls and would probably die of exhaustion before someone could exploit his weak chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Name: Pavel Height: 175 cm | Hometown: Moscow Weight: 150 lbs | Country: Russia Can Cut To: 145 lbs Song: Last Mohican Theme Pavel has Feeble boxing, Woeful Muay Thai, Woeful wrestling, and holds a blue belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Punches: Feeble Kicks: Feeble Elbows: Woeful Knees: Competent Clinchwork: Feeble Striking Defense: Respectable Ground n Pound: Mediocre Takedown off: Feeble Takedown def: Mediocre Submissions: Mediocre Defensive Grap: Mediocre Agility: Mediocre Flexibility: Woeful Speed: Competent Strength: Feeble Conditioning: Mediocre Balance: Mediocre Intelligent Fast Learner Big Heart sum up: two years of self-defence classes and some sambo. Somewhat well-rounded, and i won't die from exhaustion after couple of minutes of fighting at a decent pace. I don't have formal bjj training, but i had submitted much biger guys and rolled with professional fighters a few times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/showbiz/images/attachement/jpg/site1/20090407/0023ae606f170b45077912.jpg Name: Chris Height: 176 cm | Hometown: Fort Myers Weight: 169 lbs | Country: USA Can Cut To: 145 lbs Song: 16 FEVER - GUCCI MAN http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t287/sfmwp13/pulpfictionwherethefuckmymoney.jpg this would be my shirt. win lose or draw you got to pay me bitches Chris has Wonderful boxing, Competent Muay Thai, Exceptional wrestling, and holds a Red belt in Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Punches: Elite Kicks: Competent Elbows: Mediocre Knees: Respectable Clinchwork: Competent Striking Defense: Exceptional Ground n Pound: Mediocre Takedown off: Proficent Takedown def: Remarkable Submissions: Proficent Defensive Grap: Mediocre Agility: Elite Flexibility: Competent Speed: Elite Strength: Wonderful Conditioning: Mediocre Balance: Remarkable Smokes Weed Great in bed Inglorious Bastard Good at everything, former (fantasy) football player, and I love killin nazi's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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