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I'd give it to Neymar, just ahead of Seinfeld. Better opponents and finished them quicker. Fingers crossed Zatoichi can join the argument in the future.

I agree with Neymar but I would put Origi as a strong second. He was so polarizing and beat the odds with considerable ease it seemed like.

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USFC 32


1.77 Ferenz Balas v The Legend Zatoichi 1.71


1.80 Victor Stoic v Bryan Mills 1.68


1.75 Devin Logan v Jacare Romero 1.72


1.77 Cornelius Carr v Mathew Ridgeway 1.71


1.68 Magnus Tomonaka v Kelvin Parker 1.80


1.74 Turd Ferguson v Chris Griffin 1.74


1.71 Jesse Gonzalez v Thomas Campion 1.77


1.71 Simon Vale v Fred Frederiksen 1.77


1.90 Duke Pudwill v Jasper Irving 1.60


1.90 Stevie McGordon v Casey Swift 1.60


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OFFICIAL USFC POLL

 

Who is/was the most dominant champion in USFC history?

 

A.) Divock Origi

B.) Soa Palelei

C.) Jerome Seinfeld

D.) Neymar Junior

 

Why?

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Neymar Junior (8-2 MMA, 6-0 USFC)

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W Subotai Hyrkanian KO (Strikes)http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinybelt.gifhttp://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinyaward.jpg USFC 35 view

W Cilian Lynch TKO (Strikes)http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinybelt.gif USFC 27 view

W Subotai Hyrkanian TKO (Strikes)http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinybelt.gif USFC 21 view

W Curtis Mayfield KO (Punch)http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinybelt.gifhttp://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinyaward.jpg USFC 11 view

W Mugsy Keller KO (Punches)http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinybelt.gif USFC 6 view

W Randy Dragon KO (Punches)http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinyaward.jpg USFC 2 view

Most Wins in USFC (6), Most KO's in USFC (6)

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Cornelius Carr (3-3-0)

Only a few hours til possibly the toughest fight of my career and time to see if I can finally shut the doubter's up. I've been training hard for this fight as it's definitely no walk in the park. It will be Mathew Ridgeway's first professional MMA fight but I'm not going to under estimate his skills or his manager. 9 fights and only 1 loss is a great achievement.

 

As always, I'm the under-dog yet again but that doesn't bother me, I was the under-dog for my last 3 fights too and they didn't work out too bad.

 

Time to see what I've got and if I'm good enough to challenge the top guys in USFC. I'll be paying close attention to the Zatoichi vs Balas fight while Zatoichi looks after my belt in his first title defense.

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USFC 32


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The Legend Zatoichi (6-0) defeats Ferenz Balas (7-1-1) by Submission (Triangle Armbar)http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinyaward.jpg R3 2:23 170lbs Title


Bryan Mills (9-1) defeats Victor Stoic (5-5) TKO (Strikes) R2 0:52 155 lbs Title

Cornelius Carr (4-3) defeats Mathew Ridgeway (8-2) by Decision (Unanimous)

Jacare Romero (4-0) defeats Devin Logan (2-1) by Submission (Triangle Choke)http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinyaward.jpg R1 0:36

Kelvin Parker (6-1) defeats Magnus Tomonaka (2-4) by KO (Punch)http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinyaward.jpg R1 4:08

Turd Ferguson (4-2) defeats Chris Griffin (6-3) by KO (Punch) R1 0:49

Jesse Gonzalez (4-0) defeats Thomas Campion (5-2) by Decision (Unanimous)

Simon Vale (1-1) defeats Fred Frederiksen (6-9) by KO (Punches) R2 0:19

Jasper Irving (2-1) defeats Duke Pudwill (1-2) by TKO (Strikes) R1 1:57

Casey Swift (2-1) defeats Stevie McGordon (2-9) by TKO (Punches) R1 2:27

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Great battle tonight Ferenz. This statement appeared in the build-up so I was inspired to try and win this way:

 

"Legend best bet to win will be taking Balas to the ground which NONE have ever succeeded in doing."

Thanks for the fight. I'll certainly be needing a week out the gym to rest from that war.

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The unavailing of Simon Vale

 

USFC 32 has come and gone but it looks like one man is going to stick around. That Man… Simon Vale.

 

In his USFC debut, Simon easily defeated his first opponent , nicknamed “The Demon” Vale dominated

 

 

the entire fight and finished it off with a devastating KO. After the fight we talked to Simon and here is a little of what he had to say

 

Q Congratulations on your win what are your thoughts on the fight?

 

A I have nothing but good thoughts on this fight. It was a fight that viewers got to see what MMA is all about. One man kicking the crap out of another.

 

Q What was your game plan for the fight?

 

A. What a dumb question…win of course, and you just saw a flawless execution of that plan.

 

Q You looked relaxed in that fight, what was going through your mind?

 

A Truthfully time just gets to slow down for me in there. I love fighting, I love to compete. I love to win. I focus on what stands before me and then I destroy it.

 

Q what made you want to make the move to USFC

 

A I think they have the best fighters…now you know they do. This is a great company so I came here that’s it ..you want to be the best you have to beat the best and that’s what I intend to do. Next question.

 

Q How did you get the nickname “The Demon”

 

A. Did you just see that fight, what else are they going to call me.

 

Q Any last comments?

 

A “The last name is Vale, the man that can’t fail. I look like James Dean, I am every woman’s dream, the reflection of perfection just look at my complexion. to sweet to be sour, man of the hour, the dude with power. I am the man to remember an iron bar bender soon to be the number one contender.” Simon Vale out.

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The unavailing of Simon Vale

USFC 32 has come and gone but it looks like one man is going to stick around. That Man… Simon Vale.

 

In his USFC debut, Simon easily defeated his first opponent , nicknamed “The Demon” Vale dominated

 

I have nothing but good thoughts on this fight. It was a fight that viewers got to see what MMA is all about. One man kicking the crap out of another.

 

 

Q What was your game plan for the fight?

 

A. What a dumb question…win of course, and you just saw a flawless execution of that plan.

 

Simon Vale out.

 

Alistair "Demon" Spong is going to crush you in our upcoming fight. Simon vale out is right! out cold on the canvas face down.

 

You weren't flawless in victory, you beat up a guy with a 6-9 record and got knocked the F out by a 0-1 fighter.

 

 

Spong will show you who the true Demon is Vale. I heard you talking crap behind my back, and now you made it worse on yourself. Get ready for a trip to hell Vale.

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Here is a snip-it from next weeks Tycoon Times, get someone to read it to you sponge cake when it comes out

 

"Alistair Spong Well right of the bat he’s fat out of shape his face looks like it got hit with a shovel , his claim to fame is he beat a Newt whatever that is and he was in some Butterball Tournament I’m sure that was an eating contest" .

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This morning, Alistair Spong heard the comments from vale and was asked..

 

"What are your thoughts on him talking back?"

 

Spong smiled and replied "I cut to make 265lbs usually and I'm now down to 250, we will see who's fat and out of shape when it comes down to business time. I won't need cardio or to be in shape that night anyways, because it will end first round, KO with my hand raised.

 

You will be a broke and broken man Vale, have your fun while you can, because on fight night, your Nickname is gone, the nickname that is rightfully mine, and you will be so damaged you will have to retire from the sport.

 

No joke, you are a sad victim like the rest who would have been.

I respect Vale for accepting the fight because no one else would but I don't really expect him to show up on fight night. No one else will fight me, I think 10 guys already in the division have declined fights with me, even ask the org owner. I'm a Demon, and you're going to the Brooklyn Streets of hell with me when we're done.. If you show up, and If you can still walk, I'll buy you a shot and we can be friends, i'll help you find a new nickname son."

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Listen those 10 guys you claim that declined to fight you were most likely afraid you were going to eat them and the only thing raised in your hand is a glazed doughnut. Look this guy is afraid of me already, talking about he respects me and wants to buy me a drink and in the same breathe the guy says he is going to take my nick name that is suppose to be a threat. Here is how you threaten somebody pus-gut. I going to follow you to your local donut shop I am going to go into said donut shop take a picture take said picture post it on Dorks eating Donuts.. password … not required. Username…not required . Here the deal I got for you it’s simple you beat me you can have the Demon Name. I beat you. You lose the name and erect a statute of me place it in your home so you can bow to it. Now that’s how you threaten somebody.

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The Justin Ass Pod cast show

 

 

 

 

 

 

It’s time for the greatest MMA pod cast show ever ,that’s right it’s time for Justin Ass Pod cast with your host Justin Ass…. That’s right Ladies and gentlemen if you want to know what is going on, if you want the inside story all you have to do is ask Justin Ass. On today’s show Justin sits down to have a heart to heart talk with none other than Simon Vale, so lets get it on here is Justin Ass.

 

Thank you Thank you , and welcome to the Pod cast I am Justin Ass and today we will sit down a talk to a man that has exploded on to the scene here in the USFC almost overnight , it seems they cant get enough of this guy. He is Simon Vale. Thanks for coming on the Show Simon.

 

SV. Your Welcome Justin and you can thank me later for raising your ratings ,

 

 

 

JA , Ok first thing, There have been some people that have compared you to a certain guy I’m sure everybody knows very well and I don’t need to mention his name but his first name rhymes with your last name . What do you say to those people?

 

SV. Never heard of him but he must be a hell of a guy if people are saying that . What do I say to those people … HI.

 

JA. Have you been watching the Stanley Cup?

 

SV. No, Hockey Sucks. Anybody that watches Hockey sucks, You can put 5 hockey fans together you know what you get… A wind tunnel .

 

JA . You know your next opponent is a hockey fan.

 

SV. Thank you , you just proved me right He Sucks Hockey Sucks.

 

JA. Ok let’s talk about your upcoming fight, It’s only a under card bout but it is the most talked about fight, some are billing it Demon vs. demon. Should it be the main event and are you upset that it is not?

 

SV. It sounds like it is the main event even if I have to fight a hockey fan. Look it does not matter when or where on the card I fight or even who, I do the fighting so my opponents don’t have to. That’s what makes it a main event..

 

JA. Give us your thoughts on Alistair Sopng?

 

SV. I draw a blank next question

 

JA His training is in Canada will that be a problem?

 

SV. No he will have problems anywhere he trains. The guy is from New York he trains in Montreal Hey I want to be the first to apologize to the great people of Canada and let them know not all Americans look like him.

 

JA Well that’s all the time we have Simon Any last words?

 

SV Always… May 16th 2015 5 PG INC in conjunction with Factory Enterprise and Simon Vale Promotions. And only on TV…Chanel USFC. The man with the biggest Guns the dude that never runs and the people all hail .. Simon Vale vs. The man who’s head looks like a pail and is slow as a snail the dude I will send to heaven at USFC 37 and is dumb as a Gong Alistair Spong will get it on.

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Alistair Spong loves it. "More motivation, keep talking Vale, you're making it hard to tell the difference between CHAEL and VALE. You gonna take me down and lay on me? You know you don't stand a chance, so enjoy it while it lasts, have fun now while your heads stiil on straight. Nowheres to run now Vale, it's over for you"

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