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USFC 107


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Slade "Skank Hunter" Traylor (13-2) looks to defend the USFC heavyweight championship against Alistair "Demon" Spong (8-3)



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Patrick "Buckshot" Brody (14-6) fights Gracie Allen (10-5) for the vacant USFC welterweight title in Sunday night's co-main event


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Patrick Brody 170lbs

Just 2 days to go til we find out who is the best welterweight in the org. Gracie Allen may be a great fighter with good stamina able to go the distance with some of the best but he's never been up against the Brody freight train before and nothing is going to stop me walking away with the belt.

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"Warmaster" Michael Van Roost:

 

"Dayum, been a long time since I lost to Alex Graves. Not going to mention that loss because I am focusing on Angelos Sta'Mantits' only. This motherfucker is Sta'Mantits' for fuck sake. I am gonna tear his man tits off his chest and eat them after I knock his ass out. With my man Razor Wright gone, I will work hard for that shiny thing until I die. "

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Patrick Brody 170lbs

Congrats to my opponent Gracie Allen, he controlled the fight well and I just couldn't get any momentum tonight. A split decision is never a nice way to lose but that's the price you pay for letting it get to the judges. Now it's back to the gym and I'll come back looking to set up a decent win streak and meet him in the cage again at some point on the future.

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USFC 107


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Hall of Famer Slade Traylor (14-2) defeats Alistair Spong (8-4) by TKO (Strikes) in R2 to retain the USFC heavyweight title http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinybelt.gif http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinyaward.jpg view



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Gracie Allen (11-5) defeats Patrick Brody (14-7) by Decision (Split) to become the USFC welterweight champion http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinybelt.gif http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinyaward.jpg view


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Boshtok



"Been aching to get back in the cage again. My radioactivity levels are off the scale. Honoured to be crossing fists with the big gun Neymar Junior, but having said that ...



Anyone stepping to me you'll get burned.


If you come to battle bring your shotgun.


But if you do you're a fool, cause I duel to the death.


Get used to one style and you know I might switch


It up up and around, then buk buk get down.


I'm coming to get ya, I'm coming to get ya..."



etc




I cannae wait to see it.

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Neymar Junior (19-3) defeats Yuri Boshtok (14-3) by Decision (Unanimous) to retain the USFC featherweight title http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinybelt.gif http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinyaward.jpg view



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Saul "The Frackin Cyclon" Tigh (12-3) defeats "Ruthless" Myron Klewis (13-10) by KO (Punch) R1 01:26 http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/tinyaward.jpg view


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"Warmaster" Michael Van Roost:

 

"Damn, I am fighting in the bottom of the card. I want to get more attentions but indeed being in undercard can't help. That's why I need an impressive KO win over this Mantits guy. Can't wait to climb up again. "

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USFC 109


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West Virginia's Duane "Brainsmasher" Perry (10-2) battles Ireland's Gerry The Justice Minister" Kelly (11-1-1) for the light heavyweight title



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Lightweight champion Vladimir Emelienko (10-1) looks to avenge his only loss against former champ "Old Iron Tits" Mathew Ridgeway (15-4)



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Angelos "Perses" Stamatis (5-11) vs fan favorite "Warmaster" Michael Van Roost (13-8) highlights Saturday night's prelims


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LHW Champion Duane Perry

 

After his dominating performance over lame opponent and shitty fighter Gary Kelly,

Duane Perry took some questions from an adoring crowd of media:

 

Q: Mr. Smasher, this was your last contracted fight in NYFC, when will you defend your belt again?

A: For the sake of the rest of the fighters in the lhw division I am going to leave the USFC. I have put more people to sleep than Van Roost and Spong's smack talk combined. The lhw division needs some time to heal and really think about if they are doing the right thing in pursuing a fight career. My former opponent, Javier Martinez cuts my yard now and is a lot healthier and happier for it. When Gerry gets out of the hospital, I will offer him a job as a dog walker or maybe he can wash my car.

 

Q: Rumor has it that you are going to fight in the ITFL. As America's biggest sporting celebrity how will you adapt to a whole new audience?

A: LOL. I really dont care. The way Duane Perry looks at it, Europe needs me now more than America does. Those limp wristed commies are getting overrun by illegals and maybe I am just the role model they need to get back in touch with their macho side. Every time I turn on the TV i see effeminate men in too tight pants running away slowly from a horde of immigrants. Or toothless cretins getting drunk on shitty beer while wearing dresses or mexican shirts.

 

Q: Will you be Donald Trump's vice president?

A. That's a good question. I was talking to the Donald the other day and the subject came up. We both decided to wait a few more months and see if either Jesus H. Christ or Ron Reagan is resurrected. If that doesnt happen then I will happily accept the position. Those are two great Americans. I can't complain about taking a back seat to either of those patriots.

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"Warmaster" Michael Van Roost:

 

"Thirty-three second, boom! It's all she wrote. I mean, it's all I wrote. I told ya I am hungry for a KO and guess what? I knocked him out with teh jab. I don't know if I got magical power all of a sudden or he has a chin of a 3 year old girl but hey, I am back on track now. Be scared all the Middleweight guys! I just scored a jab KO! You will never know what I would have done to you if I landed an overhand right to the jaw becuz it means death. "

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