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So if I understood correctly, I will now pick someone from hell's kitchen to fight? If that's the case I'll beat the pot head. So that means A lot. And if I'm wrong, please ridicule me for my lack of comprehension on the matter.

 

E:Can someone explain why a lot can't be written correctly :D

 

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Sir Smoke a lot

 

 

"I would classify myself as more of a Pot Entrepreneur, if i may correct you Big Pimpin. But i do smoke one hell of a lot."

 

"Jim Duggan you straight whooped my ass, and i will give you that. I still plan to get my Mommas Dignity back though at some point."

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HELL'S KITCHEN HELLIONS vs TEAM CRUSH



1. Konstantinov W 0:40


2. Poole W 2:31


3. Cedric W 2:32


4. Hennig W 2:59


5. Man W 3:52


6. Brophy L 15:00


7. Salonga L 15:00


8. Testa L 10:17


9. Garfield 07:17


10. A Lot L 01:08



Jeeeeus... bowser its your bloody pick. ha


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Oh my turn. Aapo Kurko picks Jack Vercetti then.

 

And I take it Aaro Kurko is not needed as a replacement?

 

 

 

I am waiting to hear back from mike about something.

 

 

Sooo what's gonna happen? I see Isis Agent has a fight offer pending. We're not allowed to actually fight when I have a perfectly good guy to replace him but just take an auto loss for the team when Mike forces the fight to happen? Great.

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Sooo what's gonna happen? I see Isis Agent has a fight offer pending. We're not allowed to actually fight when I have a perfectly good guy to replace him but just take an auto loss for the team when Mike forces the fight to happen? Great.

 

I have been exchanging mails with mike and he has agreed to make ISIS agent force accept the next fight (dunno why he hasnt done that yet I'll remind him now) but after his next fight he must be replaced. So ye you can replace him with your spare guy next round, please could you book a QFC for roughly the same time as everyone elses fights to avoid any arguments?

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I have been exchanging mails with mike and he has agreed to make ISIS agent force accept the next fight (dunno why he hasnt done that yet I'll remind him now) but after his next fight he must be replaced. So ye you can replace him with your spare guy next round, please could you book a QFC for roughly the same time as everyone elses fights to avoid any arguments?

 

Hmmm. Why can't we replace him now, why is it needed to force a fight?

 

I offered the replacement but for that to happen our team would have to take a hit first in form of auto loss and also I'd have to put my guy to QFC2 level fight (he just got to that level) against most likely a veteran fighter which is a certain auto loss too. My replacement guy ain't a really fast learner either (and probably a crap fighter) so there's no extra advantage, if he was he would have been chosen to represent in the first place instead of the other twin. Only trying to help out here since by chance I had the suitable candidate but it seems like there is a will to penalize for such action so better just forget about it.

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"Cut Throat" Cearul Ysengrin




Cearul drops his silence to speak on his upcoming GONY fight against Tony McGee.




"Some scrag end knocked the beejeebus outta me, yea. But i'm not going to let it happen again, i'll fucking shank this wanna be gangster scrotum. So what if he can box a little, this slaphead picked me to fight, HE picked ME. The balls on him are big, aye, but his bark is bigger than his bite and i'll squash his nose right back into his stupid little face and rain all over his parade."


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Salvatore "Salvie" Testa



Fucking hell, I'm facing a fucking Kraut tomorrow. I'll teach that German fuck a lesson like my grandparents teached them 100 years ago!


I might very well be one of the weakest soldiers of my platoon, as I get papercuts all the time and get bruises from flies hitting my head when I'm walking, but I'm still good enough to kick you back to your ugly fucking country Bob! Go eat some Bradwurst and sufficate in it!


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Fucking hell, I'm facing a fucking Kraut tomorrow. I'll teach that German fuck a lesson like my grandparents teached them 100 years ago!

I might very well be one of the weakest soldiers of my platoon, as I get papercuts all the time and get bruises from flies hitting my head when I'm walking, but I'm still good enough to kick you back to your ugly fucking country Bob! Go eat some Bradwurst and sufficate in it!

 

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"The Berlin Bruiser" Bob Brophy

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I might be German, but I can still speak better English than this wannabe gangster. Firstly, it isn't teached, it is taught, and also it is suffocate, not sufficate. Don't worry, I will remind you of the other words you can't say after I knock you out

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I might be German, but I can still speak better English than this wannabe gangster. Firstly, it isn't teached, it is taught, and also it is suffocate, not sufficate. Don't worry, I will remind you of the other words you can't say after I knock you out

 

 

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Salvatore "Salvie" Testa

I'm coming out of Italy, and haven't been that long in the US yet, so obviously my english isn't perfect, but at least I don't smell like Sauerkraut. I wrote 'Sauerkraut' with a capital S because in Germany, that's what they do. But you being a grammar Nazi, I'm sure you were already aware of that weren't you Bob?

Oh fuck, did I just mention the war again?

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I'm coming out of Italy, and haven't been that long in the US yet, so obviously my english isn't perfect, but at least I don't smell like Sauerkraut. I wrote 'Sauerkraut' with a capital S because in Germany, that's what they do. But you being a grammar Nazi, I'm sure you were already aware of that weren't you Bob?

Oh fuck, did I just mention the war again?

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"The Berlin Bruiser" Bob Brophy

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So you come from Italy? You might want to check your history book, because Italy and Germany were on the same side, and Italy got fucked up long before Germany did. Italy without Germany is nothing, but look at the world today, Germany is the biggest economy and power in all of Europe.

 

You might want to worry though Salvatore, because my manager sucks, heck I only signed with him because my family asked me to. He is a bad manager who is more likely to make me lose than win, but then again, that just means if you lose then you suck as a fighter. I have nothing to lose, but sadly the confused Italian wants to talk a big game and make fun of Germany when Italy was crushed during the war. Say Hello to Mussolini for me

 

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"Cut Throat" Cearul Ysengrin



"You panzies both lost the war. Italians got thoroughly raped, at least the Krauts gave a better fight. You two should team up and try again only to see yourselves get royally fucked.



How about the Italians boy playing at being gangster makes my pizza whilst the Nazi massages my sausage."


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"Cut Throat" Cearul Ysengrin

"You panzies both lost the war. Italians got thoroughly raped, at least the Krauts gave a better fight. You two should team up and try again only to see yourselves get royally fucked.

How about the Italians boy playing at being gangster makes my pizza whilst the Nazi massages my sausage."

 

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"The Berlin Bruiser" Bob Brophy

Hush neutral Ireland, you begged for Germany's help in order to fight the British with your puny IRA. We gave you the guns and you all fucked up by getting caught. Real genius from you.

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Salvatore "Salvie" Testa



Just to be clear, I'm in the american army and my grandfather was as well. At the end of the war , he was stationed in Milano and spent the night with the hottest women. One of them was my mother. THat's why I was born in Italy, but I moved back to the US a month or so ago.


And I'm not a good fighter, but I've got iron balls and a big d*ck and I'll certainly try to fuck you up as bad as the Russian winter fucked up the german troops!


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"Cut Throat" Cearul Ysengrin



"You are a weakling. Nazi Germany has fallen, the Italian dictator was strung up on his lamp-post, that old country has fallen. The IRA remain. I have nothing to do with those God worshiping knob gobblers, but they have the spirit of the fighting IRish. None of the dick sucking Italians or the Nazi's could do shit."


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Just to be clear, I'm in the american army and my grandfather was as well. At the end of the war , he was stationed in Milano and spent the night with the hottest women. One of them was my mother. THat's why I was born in Italy, but I moved back to the US a month or so ago.

And I'm not a good fighter, but I've got iron balls and a big d*ck and I'll certainly try to fuck you up as bad as the Russian winter fucked up the german troops!

 

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"The Berlin Bruiser" Bob Brophy

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> Born in Italy

> Makes you Italian

 

The fact you consider your own mother's attraction makes me question was sort of a family you are. You can't move back to somewhere you never lived, just accept the fact you fucked up with your history lesson and moved on. I get along fine with people from the Allied countries, in fact my own manager is from England, and he asked me to say that Italy can't be commenting on WWII when they got fucked up by Charles Montgomery in North Africa. Yeah, it took 3 countries to beat Germany, but it took just one to beat Italy, who needed German military support for the war!

 

And we all know the US was only in the war to make money, they sold guns to both sides of the war, so they cannot claim to be squeaky clean regardless of which heritage you choose to follow

 

 

 

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"Cut Throat" Cearul Ysengrin

"You are a weakling. Nazi Germany has fallen, the Italian dictator was strung up on his lamp-post, that old country has fallen. The IRA remain. I have nothing to do with those God worshiping knob gobblers, but they have the spirit of the fighting IRish. None of the dick sucking Italians or the Nazi's could do shit."

 

HA the IRA? They are nothing more than cowards who keep to the shadows and only come out to attempt to harm civilians. That is not the Irish spirit, that is a criminal spirit.

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