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"The Usurper" Robert Baratheon


7-0-0



Ah! Training has been going well for me since I signed with Havoc!



I finally managed to get my stalkers to badger off back to their hell hole that they call "The North", and I went back to my comfort of a comfortable bed and a lovely set of twins from Littlefinger's own personal collection! I got in a lot of Grappling training if you know what I mean bwahaha!



Got myself a new training schedule sorted, and it won't be long before I am at a level I am happy with!



Let this be a warning to every man, woman, child and Lannister in Havoc! The Usurper is here, and he is here to take the crown!


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Rodolfo "The Black Belt Hunter" Vieira

I want to be on the main card, write about me Hoarse...!!

 

 

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Royben "Red Viper" Martell

"I concur, he should be on the main card, do as he says... And it has nothing to do with the fact that it means, that I'll be on the main card and in the writeup too..."

"Anyway, good luck with your submissions Rod."

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Rodolfo "The Black Belt Hunter" Vieira



What about the 'walking gi' talks now? Another fight , another (t)KO win! I'm 4-0 now with 2 subs and 2 (t)KO wins and I'm not looking to see the judges anytime soon. I'm improving my striking and looking to become a complete martial artist. THanks for the fight Royben. I wish you good luck in your career. I'm hoping to be on the main card the next time as I think the press could write a great preview with me in it. I'm open for an interview as well.



A replay of the fight can be seen here.




As I'm constantly looking to improve, I'm looking for a private striking coach for hire. If anyone can help me with this, send my manager a message please.

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Rodolfo "The Black Belt Hunter" Vieira



4-0-0 with 2(t)KO's and 2 submission finishes



I see that another brown belt is high on the rankings of Havoc in my division. I also noticed that he has no fight booked.


Chris Lancier, let's do this . I'm an undefeated top prospect and love finishing fights, just like you. Lets book a date for the fight and put on the best show the Havoc fans have ever seen.


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Rodolfo "The Black Belt Hunter" Vieira

4-0-0 with 2(t)KO's and 2 submission finishes

I see that another brown belt is high on the rankings of Havoc in my division. I also noticed that he has no fight booked.

Chris Lancier, let's do this . I'm an undefeated top prospect and love finishing fights, just like you. Lets book a date for the fight and put on the best show the Havoc fans have ever seen.

 

I would let Chris Lancier answer you, but since I know the score I can speed up the process and tell you he's resting for a while. He fought a lot in Tokyo and he's resting before making his Havoc debut.

 

But feel free to call somebody else out

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Rodolfo "The Black Belt Hunter" Vieira

I've sent him a PM and hopefully he accepts the challenge. If he wants training time, we can scedule the fight for when he wants it. I think we could put on a great show for the fans.

 

He's set to resting for us, so our matchmakers, who run the org and work at the org. Will make the next match up for you

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Rodolfo "The Black Belt Hunter" Vieira

I've sent him a PM and hopefully he accepts the challenge. If he wants training time, we can scedule the fight for when he wants it. I think we could put on a great show for the fans.

 

 

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Chris "The Lion Tamer" Lancier

Chris Lancier got word someone issued out a challenge to him. He had the following to say.

“Challenge.. Challenge.. The whole point of a challenge is it to be.. tough.. for it to be a .. challenge. Now I get little shits challenging me? Goddamn, even when I am on a break, I got ogre ass looking motherfuckers going after me. Delusional little shit.. Wanting to fight me. Ha. Do you not know who the fuck I am? I am Chris Lancier.. the baddest motherfucker on this planet. And if the baddest motherfucker on the planet, wants to sit back, enjoy a drink, and wear goddamn flip flops, he fucking WILL sit back, enjoy a drink and wear some goddamn flip flops! You get the message? I am on a break - I am not fighting - I am not going to agree to any bouts. Go hunt some black belts, so then when you find them, you can run away like a pussy and get some cardio in. Maybe in the mean time you can actually get on my level, get up to a meaninful rank and then, then.. who am I kidding. You're never going to get there. Go fight that Drogo guy, battle of the uglies, should be a good laugh to see you take on a half decent fighter for once. “

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Rodolfo "The Black Belt Hunter" Vieira



Since Lancier is hiding in the gym, lets do this Drogo. You are a tougher test anyway than Lancier. He is just a one trick pony and isn't even really good at it since he got beaten at his own game. We are both real martial artist and win or lose, we'll put on a great show for the fans. Best of luck man and lets make this one hell of a fight! :)

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Chris "The Lion Tamer" Lancier



"A One Trick Pony, Beaten at my own game - yet still ranked, and held higher by the MMA Community than Viera.


That's the difference between good and bad management."



-sips on his whiskey-



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"Ogre!"


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Chris "The Lion Tamer" Lancier

"A One Trick Pony, Beaten at my own game - yet still ranked, and held higher by the MMA Community than Viera.

That's the difference between good and bad management."

-sips on his whiskey-

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"Ogre!"

 

 

 

 

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Rodolfo "The Black Belt Hunter" Vieira

You might be better known by the MMA community so far, but what none of us , not even your biggest fans knew, is that you are twins. I found the picture of your twin brother on your twitter account.

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Chris "The Lion Tamer" Lancier



"Oh look, another old trick from your management - copying other people their ideas. Sad, so sad.


If I hand you a ladder and some rope, can you figure out what to do with it? I am sure you can, other people did it before you so it's not like you have to do the impossible of thinking of something original for once.So please, next time I hear from you.. let it be... good noose."



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Rodolfo "The Black Belt Hunter" Vieira

Great idea from you to combine the ladder and rope! Now I can finally clean my roof by binding together two ladders with rope. THanks! My wife will be happy that I can finally do it. She has been asking me to clean the roof for months now.

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Oh and since I'm a gentleman, here's a tissue to wipe your tears. Don't cry Chrissie, all is going to be fine. I hope that my smack talk hasn't hurt your feelings too much.

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Rodolfo "The Black Belt Hunter" Vieira

Great idea from you to combine the ladder and rope! Now I can finally clean my roof by binding together two ladders with rope. THanks! My wife will be happy that I can finally do it. She has been asking me to clean the roof for months now.

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You're looking a bit out of shape, you gonna make weight Viera? :P

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You're looking a bit out of shape, you gonna make weight Viera? :P

 

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Rodolfo "The Black Belt Hunter" Vieira

Hell yeah I will. I'm a professional. That was my dad helping me out. He might be out of shape compared to me, but he would still beat the ass of every guy over the age of 50. My dad is a beast; triple BJJ world champion and Abu Dhabi world champion. He once fought Royce Gracie in the streets and won by verbal submission after 10seconds by an amazing flying Omaplata!

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Chris "The Lion Tamer" Lancier



"Talking about cleaning a roof.. is.. smacktalk? You my not-friend, you are an idiot. It's a shame you are from Brasil so I cannot go on a rant on how stupid Belgium people are. Ah fuck it, I wouldn't be Chris Lancier if I didn't throw in something random, Your manager is sooo stupid, I told him to do the robot.. and now R2D2 has AIDS."



"How's the wife anyways? Last time I saw her she looked a bit green of envy for not being with me. Maybe because I am not a lazy bum who doesn't do anything around the house.Too bad she looks like you though."



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"Yep still going on about you being an ogre, and having an ogre wife, and I could say ogre babies but we all know you only get it up for the boys in your BJJ classes."




"And seeing as you were kind enough to give me a present, I will give you one in return"



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"You will need it when Drogo rapes you in the cage."


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Rodolfo "The Black Belt Hunter" Vieira

When my wife first saw you, she liked your hairy chin , but then she found out you are human and not a goat... or are you?

Oh, by the way, when your parents take pictures of themselves going at it, make sure it doesn't end up on the internet.

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Thank you for the present. In my last fight, my corner forgot to bring the vaseline, but then again, I didn't need it...

I look forward to the Drogo fight as I know for sure that he comes to fight as well. It will be a good test. Either one of us can kick your ass and you know it.

I've got another present for you, a wooden board.

Hit it every day for a few hours and perhaps you'll be able to hurt someone with your fists when you come back into the cage, because right now...

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Chris "The Lion Tamer" Lancier



"A wood board?! Wow! I wanted this like.. never when I was a kid! But I know in your country, this is the most prestige gift one could give to another. It is an honour, trust me. It really is. I will take it, and make sure it gets sorted and put in the right garbage pile. Thank you so much. I love how primitive you are. Maybe one day you'll get to experience a proper civilisation with modern equipment for fights.



But pillow fists? That would be a very clever joke, if only I had ever thrown a single punch in any of my fights. My punches are untested, never before seen. Look at it like BigFoot. Some believe they are there, but they never seen them in action. Remember you called me a one trick pony? That was more accurate. But hey, you win some, you lose some. And if you keep going with me here, you are going to lose a lot more. So lets see..."



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"That is more accurate. So you are welcome. Oh, and the planet, well you know I am on top of the world and such, while you are barely making a scratch on the surface. But keep up the mediocre work and I am sure that one day, one day people might actually give a crap about your fights.



And an FYI, the goat is humping a man. I know my mother is ugly as fuck, but you got to do better than that. I know it's hard to understand for you on how it works when you were brought up with two dads, but google that shit man. It's as easy as one two three.



Now let me get back to my break. Thus my last gift to you is having the last word, and I am sure you will use that very wisely. That was sarcasm by the way, I know you will say something dumb, but that's okay. Enjoy the last word, and the pounding Drogo will give you. I'll talk to you again once you are on my level.



This is Chris Lancier signing out, getting back to his whiskey and women.


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Rodolfo "The Black Belt Hunter" Vieira

Giving up so early already?

I know about your pillow fists because a training partner of you told me that you once broke your hand hitting a pillow before you went to bed. He mentioned as well that his 4 year old niece hits harder in sparring than you. Hopefully for you, that says more about his niece than about you.

I suppose it's a good thing that I'll fight Drogo then, because I wanted a fight and a good test.

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