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When do i get a fight? i need money for my neck tattoo...

 

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Cliff Burton (1-1)

The fight offer is on the table, just waiting for you to be a big boy, step up, and accept it.

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"The Misfit" Nathan Young


3-1-0



Hell yeah I am back bitches! Still shocked I lost to the stick insect, and I know you hear all time time "Oh, I underestimated him" but fuck that, I overestimated the guy and it cost me. Don't worry Meh, I will get a rematch with you soon enough



Anyway, got a new fight and we are just 3 days away now. Frankie Vercini, you better get ready, cos I am gonna leave you out cold on Friday night!



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Simon "Barry" Bellamy


3-1-0



I have a fight as well on Friday night, and I am going to bounce back from my loss with a win. Nich DiMag, you better be ready, because you won't see it coming when I lock you down and force you to tap


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Santeri "Great Strides" Laukkanen

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Tamati Ngata : I consulted the bones today ( I pulled them from a sparring partners belly-button)

there was a vague mentioning of you , the *snapping *popping* and *crunching* sounds signify a

a need for physical rehabilitation is in your future.

Oh, I do hate being the bearer of such ominous news.

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Tamati Ngata



"Oh Santeri, I found out your secret. You haven't once mentioned sparring with an actual person, so I did a little digging and found out you have been sparring with sheep. Not sure what sparring with a sheep will do to help you and I'm not sure why you are playing with their belly buttons, just weird. That snapping, popping and crunching was just you eating a bowl of rice krispies."



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^^^See.......Snap, Crackle and Pop^^^


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Santeri "Great Strides" Laukkanen

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Tamati Ngata : I visited a petting zoo to gain enlightenment about your cattle mentality.

I was also trying to desensitize myself to the noise that you will be emanating, "Laukkanen throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena" or "Thud! ouch! good body kick from Laukkanen - that will leave a mark!"

as for breakfast,..I am a Cap'n crunch man.

You will understand the sheep thing when I see you in the Cage, where you will be treated like a mutton roast

Please keep the bleating to a minimum.

Ironically I did find what you have been eating for breakfast, and NOW I understand why you got so excited.

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Santeri "Great Strides" Laukkanen

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Tamati Ngata : Good fight, you are the man in this division. I still cant believe that you got back up,.you big badd bastard.

My manager has offered to buy out my contract, because he has found a nice job for me down at the Dairy Queen. *......, and I am looking forward to it*

I really hope everybody will like my sundaes, because there is NO way that I could handle ANY criticism

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I start next Monday,...come on in, and I will get you an extra large fries :yes:

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Darren Brown


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Is that the best challenger i have? It feels like i didnt even fight.


If you can find a challenger i will take a fight next week at Causing Havoc 3.


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Tamati Ngata



"Santeri I tried to tell you that you would have the much tougher road ahead. I guess working at Dairy Queen is a good start in the rehabilitation process. I will make you a deal. Once I have dispatched of Jonah Varce for the title, because we all know that fight is what's next for me, I will send you his battered and broken body. Feel free to do whatever you like with it. One day soon, I believe we will meet inside a cage again with a championship on the line.



Now onto Jonah Varce. Has anyone seen him since his fight ended? I heard he won, but I have continued to call him out with no response. He claimed he was the guy to beat in the division and has kept his mouth shut ever since. He knows he can't beat me which is why he's running scared. C'mon Mr. Raging Rhino, set up to the plate so I can knock you the f*** out!"


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Tamati Ngata

"Santeri I tried to tell you that you would have the much tougher road ahead. I guess working at Dairy Queen is a good start in the rehabilitation process. I will make you a deal. Once I have dispatched of Jonah Varce for the title, because we all know that fight is what's next for me, I will send you his battered and broken body. Feel free to do whatever you like with it. One day soon, I believe we will meet inside a cage again with a championship on the line.

Now onto Jonah Varce. Has anyone seen him since his fight ended? I heard he won, but I have continued to call him out with no response. He claimed he was the guy to beat in the division and has kept his mouth shut ever since. He knows he can't beat me which is why he's running scared. C'mon Mr. Raging Rhino, set up to the plate so I can knock you the f*** out!"

 

Santeri will be fired, soon, how-ever, I enjoyed the banter good form Deuce7

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"The Misfit" Nathan Young


4-1-0



Back on form now with another win. Frankie Vercini, you were one hell of an opponent, and I thought we put on a grappling masterclass of how to defend yourself. I would love to have another fight with you someday where we can get a definitive winner!



Now onto the future, and I wanna take on this Dupraz Herve fella. I heard he has some good Muay Thai and Wrestling, and I feel it could be a good change of pace for myself to train for something different in the cage!



I saw my friend Barry win as well, so it will be a double celebration after Community Service!



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Simon "Barry" Bellamy


4-1-0



That was a good fight Nich DiMag, although I did expect you to cause me more problems than just a few body shots before I sunk the takedown. That is my 3rd choke victory, and I look forward to more in the future.



For my next potential opponent, I would love to take on anyone else on the division. The opponent matters not to me. Whether it is competing with the striking of Manuel La Bor, or facing another grappler like Fernando Diaz, I feel like I can win any fight.


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Frankie "The Bull" Vercini (260322)

 

Well my career hasn't exactly gone the way i wanted it to. First the BRUTAL cut to 135 for an ill-fated tournament, then i come here and can't seem to get my career on track.

 

Congrats to Young, you really pushed me to my limit. But if i can't fight to the top, maybe i can finish my career as a chef at Sully's. My pasta bolognaise is to DIE FOR!

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Cliff Burton (1-1)

The fight offer is on the table, just waiting for you to be a big boy, step up, and accept it.

 

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offer was accepted as soon as i saw it. Might be an interesting fight, we both have seen some losses, so we dont need to fear to loose our unbeaten record. So a complete slugfest it will be!!

 

I must say, the look in your eyes combined with your haircut does frighten me. it reminds me of a psychotic musician, i'm scared of musicians. So expect me to go in full madness mode as soon as the bell rings.

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"The Misfit" Nathan Young

4-1-0

OH YEAH! I am back, and I woke up the other day to an email giving me a rematch against the stick insect himself!

Just a warning to you Meh, I ain't gonna be playing tiddlywinks with you this time, I am just gonna break you within a minute this time!

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Simon "Barry" Bellamy

4-1-0

I have also received a fight offer against the man who beat me Rocco Falcone. It will be a tough fight, but one I am sure I can win this time!

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Michael "Bad Day" Vaugh



"Derek Nelson was too afraid to step into the cage with me. But I'm eager to fight. Do I need to call someone out? If so, then here it comes: Steve Pitstulka, George Dank, Mike Dub, I know you're all booked guys, but there's a serious lack of free high tier fighters in this division. There's Kalimov and Nelson but one won't accept the fight offer and the other one had a bad day recently and wouldn't want to get another one so soon."


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"Hey Michael Vaugh, you have a big mouth, and I'd love to shove my fist down it. After I get done trashing Mike Dub, hopefully I can fight you on the 27th of March before dropping down to 205 and competating for the title. I still have about 20 pounds of wiggle room so you can be my last win at heavyweight before the switch. Whatd'ya say big guy? I'm calling YOU out."

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Jonah "Mini Raging Rhino" Varce (266500)

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"Hey Michael Vaugh, you have a big mouth, and I'd love to shove my fist down it. After I get done trashing Mike Dub, hopefully I can fight you on the 27th of March before dropping down to 205 and competating for the title. I still have about 20 pounds of wiggle room so you can be my last win at heavyweight before the switch. Whatd'ya say big guy? I'm calling YOU out."

 

 

 

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Michael "Bad Day" Vaugh

"Those are big words for someone your size. I accept your offer and you should accept the fact that somewhere on the March 27th you're gonna have a bad day."

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"The Misfit" Nathan Young


4-1-0



Where the hell has everyone disappeared to? Guess it is up to me to keep Smack Talk alive in Havoc!



Listen here Stick Insect! I wasn't gonna say anything, cos it seems that talking leads to me underperforming, *wink wink*, but I can't stand the silence anymore!



The rematch is on in less than 24 hours, and after I win, we might even be able to set up a rubber match, and I say let's get the title picture put together already!


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"The Misfit" Nathan Young

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Where the hell has everyone disappeared to? Guess it is up to me to keep Smack Talk alive in Havoc!

Listen here Stick Insect! I wasn't gonna say anything, cos it seems that talking leads to me underperforming, *wink wink*, but I can't stand the silence anymore!

The rematch is on in less than 24 hours, and after I win, we might even be able to set up a rubber match, and I say let's get the title picture put together already!

 

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I'm just keep a low profile. Losing my last fight has humbled me. Good luck to you.

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