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Harry Orinoco (2-3-0) 265lbs

My boss is furious, I'm furious. Another loss which I should have won until a takedown spamming hugger, Oliver Nipples surprised me by trying to kiss my cheek and then hugging me for a full round. My boss has said if I don't start knocking people the f*ck out he's leaving me on this dam Island.

 

If there are any spaces left on the next available card I just want the management to know I'll step up at the shortest notice and take a fight against anyone, I don't care who it is. If it happens to be another hug'n' kisser I'll snap his legs off and beat him with the soggy end.

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Harry Orinoco : The management at Solitude were top class as usual and within an hour a new fight offer was on my managers desk, so I just wanted to say a big thank you to them.

Victor Slaughter, nothing personal but nothing less than KO of the night will do for me in this fight. Bring a pillow, I'm putting you to sleep in the 1st round.

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Tom "Surfer" King

Good luck for the challenger today. You are a tough stylistic matchup for me, but I hope to prove my own manager wrong and show that I can do great agains this type of opponent as well. I'm looking to cash in bigtime and get another award + keep my belt. I hope that I can put on a great show for the fans.

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Tom "Surfer" King

Exactly what I assumed that would happen. It sucks to fight a guy that only wants to hug on the ground and has no intention of doing a standup battle. I'll be back. Hopefully they'll put me up against a tough striker next so that I can bite down my mouthpiece and go to war as I love to do. Fuck these stupid cuddlers that just want to play around on the ground!

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Tom "Surfer" King

Exactly what I assumed that would happen. It sucks to fight a guy that won't stand there and let me win. I'll be back. Hopefully they'll put me up against a tough striker next so that I can bite down my mouthpiece and go to war as I love to do. Fuck these stupid cuddlers that are just too good for me!

 

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Keto Belle (6-1-0) 170lbs

You were the champ, you're supposed to face anybody to show you're the best not whinge cos he saw a hole in your defences, and now your asking for an easy fight??? Some champ you turned out to be.

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Keto Belle (6-1-0) 170lbs

You were the champ, you're supposed to face anybody to show you're the best not whinge cos he saw a hole in your defences, and now your asking for an easy fight??? Some champ you turned out to be.

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Tom "Surfer" King

It seems as if you can't read very well. I said that I wanted to face a tough striker, not an easy fight. Buy glasses, they might help you with reading, although you can't fix stupid I guess.

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Pista "The Yolk" Isvan



Wow. That was a real test of cardio, strenght and everything. I want to thank Silvio for stepping up and coming to a war. I liked to bang against you brother and this fight earns me another bonus. I may have to settle only with the money as I'm way to tired to go clubbing and banging girls tonight.


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"Masamune" Sephiroth Jenova


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Solitude Heavyweight Champion



I awaited my challenge, and I disposed of it like I have disposed of all my previous opponents, with total domination.



I have been told there is no challenge for me as of yet, so I shall wait patiently, and then destroy whoever they put in front of me next


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Petey Pablo

I was dropping that fool like a hot potato, you feel me! Revenge is sweet as a mother fucka

 

 

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Emil Cioran

"Did you just indirectly said that mother fucka is sweet? To each his own I guess."

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Emil Cioran

"Did you just indirectly said that mother fucka is sweet? To each his own I guess."

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Petey Pablo

No for Gay Jesus This dick is for pussy only, not pussies like you! So get off my dick biatch!

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Petey Pablo

No for Gay Jesus This dick is for pussy only, not pussies like you! So get off my dick biatch!

 

 

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Emil Cioran

"Get off your dick? I didn't noticed getting on it. Perhaps it's the tiny size that makes it hard to notice... speaking of wich, I heard from your girlfriend that 'hard to notice' is the only kind of hard that applies to your dick. I would advise some... oysters, perhaps?"

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Emil Cioran

"Get off your dick? I didn't noticed getting on it. Perhaps it's the tiny size that makes it hard to notice... speaking of wich, I heard from your girlfriend that 'hard to notice' is the only kind of hard that applies to your dick. I would advise some... oysters, perhaps?"

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PETEY PABLO

Yo dawg you gotta get that dick obsession checked out, that cant be healthy for you. It's also freaking me out. Holla holla holla

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PETEY PABLO

Yo dawg you gotta get that dick obsession checked out, that cant be healthy for you. It's also freaking me out. Holla holla holla

 

 

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Emil Cioran

"You know what? You might be right. I guess it's just the solitude... I was hoping for some intimate moments during the ground game with you. After all, you're the closest thing to a girl that I've seen on this forsaken island... you could shave, though."

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Arthur Schopenhauer

"So, I'm meeting Mr. Brown next? Good luck to him, I guess, he's gonna need it. I'm already the best middlweight fighter on the island and the best grappler on the island. I don't intend to give it up easily. Hit hard Mr. Brown, you'll find out if it's good enough."

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