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Sandu "Big Bear" Lungu

You can talk all you want skinny man, but my biceps are bigger then your feet and you will feel my power as soon as I'll touch you. ;)

 

 

 

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A man should only touch himself or let his girlfriend touch him. Are you my girlfriend bitch..?

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A man should only touch himself or let his girlfriend touch him. Are you my girlfriend bitch..?

 

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Sandu "Big Bear" Lungu

If I touch you, 99% chance you will go dreaming of me. So not sure who the bitch is ...

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Sandu "Big Bear" Lungu

If I touch you, 99% chance you will go dreaming of me. So not sure who the bitch is ...

 

 

Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

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Why not 100% ? Are you not so sure about yourself?

I mean, I know for sure that when I connect clean , you are out. It's really that simple. The only thing it needs for me to destroy you is one clean punch and you are out.

If you want to play a touching game, maybe get into the adult movies-business, but I doubt you ugly fat fuck would be in any movie anytime soon. I bet you'ld have to pay Brazzers before they would allow you to even let your ugly face be seen in their movies.

Nobody touches me but myself and my girlfriends. That you are a bitch doesn't make you one of my girlfriends ...

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Why not 100% ? Are you not so sure about yourself?

I mean, I know for sure that when I connect clean , you are out. It's really that simple. The only thing it needs for me to destroy you is one clean punch and you are out.

If you want to play a touching game, maybe get into the adult movies-business, but I doubt you ugly fat fuck would be in any movie anytime soon. I bet you'ld have to pay Brazzers before they would allow you to even let your ugly face be seen in their movies.

Nobody touches me but myself and my girlfriends. That you are a bitch doesn't make you one of my girlfriends ...

 

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Sandu "Big Bear" Lungu

You keep talking but all I hear is bla bla bla. You know which kind of people talk too much about their beatifulness and long night sex? The ones with the tinies p***ses. Are you one of those freaks ?

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Sandu "Big Bear" Lungu

You keep talking but all I hear is bla bla bla. You know which kind of people talk too much about their beatifulness and long night sex? The ones with the tinies p***ses. Are you one of those freaks ?

 

 

Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

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If I would swaffle ( = slap dick in face) you, you would be knocked out cold after my first swing. Does that tell you enough....?!

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If I would swaffle ( = slap dick in face) you, you would be knocked out cold after my first swing. Does that tell you enough....?!

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Sandu "Big Bear" Lungu

Good jockster. Just what I need before a fight. I might ask my manager to schedule a flyght and invite you as well so I can have a good laugh before and after I beat you ;)

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Sandu "Big Bear" Lungu

Good jockster. Just what I need before a fight. I might ask my manager to schedule a flyght and invite you as well so I can have a good laugh before and after I beat you ;)

 

Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

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I will gladly accept such a jet invite. I wouldn't suggest it though as i drink like a madman and you wouldn't be able to keep up with me. I do want you to show up, so being on the same plane might scare you even more. It's a terrifying thing to see such an imposing figure like me in real life. Don't be scared, I am a gentleman, I will only hit you in the cage if you show up.

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And so my win streak comes to an end. I have been very active in my young career and it looks like i have been focusing on keeping busy rather than hitting the gym.



I originally was going to take some time off but it looks like i will be getting back into it after the new year. Let's dance!


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At first Dr.Octagon wanted me to inclued a picture of him in the new logo but well..it didnt really workout,

 

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Now he will use it as a christmascard instead

 

 

Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty

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Wait, Lungu is the boss of the org.... ,?!

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At first Dr.Octagon wanted me to inclued a picture of him in the new logo but well..it didnt really workout,

 

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Now he will use it as a christmascard instead

 

This would actually be a hilarious logo. Is that supposed to be the guy from PunchOut?

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KOTB 21: Incrível


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KOTB’s first appearance on the arena stage was an absolute success Saturday night, as the promotion set new highs in ticket revenue, attendance and event ratings. Incrível also saw the resurgence of a few veteran contenders, while others went down in defeat and made way for a new era of KOTB athletes.



The crowd present for the opening fight was larger than usual, which seemed to provide a spark for the competitors involved. Malaysian muay thai sensation Jon Duangjan got things started in his lightweight showcase against Rio Branco, Brazil’s Jose Perez. Duangjan stayed on his back foot to start and countered Perez’s punches and takedown attempts with hard kicks to the legs, body and head. The striker then went on the offensive and attacked with two big punch sequences before a right-left-uppercut combination shut the lights out of his opponent. Duangjan picks up his first victory since his debut and is beginning to show some longevity in a career as one of the purest strikers in the division.


Jon “Destruction” Duangjan (2-4, 2-2) defeats “Hit Man” Jose Perez (0-1, 0-1) via KO (Punches) R1 - 01:57



We’d move to welterweight for a matchup of grapplers making their promotional debuts, as Okinawa’s Chozen Toguchi took on Sao Paulo resident Miguel Ronaldo. On paper, the two brown belts matched pretty evenly, with Toguchi holding a slight wrestling advantage against his Brazilian foe. This is kind of how it would play out in the beginning, as the two struggled for position and felt each other out with jabs, but it soon hit the mat after a persistent trip takedown from the Japanese fighter. Ronaldo was confident in his guard and fished for a triangle choke for a couple minutes, but Toguchi stayed patient and after seeing his opponent tire just a bit, he began his attack. The fighter then passed guard, took side control, mounted, took his opponent’s back and eventually locked onto a tight rear naked choke in a beautiful series of events.


Chozen Toguchi (5-0, 1-0) defeats Miguel Ronaldo (4-3, 0-1) via Submission (RNC) R1 - 04:24



For the second straight event, we’d have a retirement bout from a KOTB veteran that was announced just days before the fight. Fringe contender and proud Texan Gary Finkler said that this would be his last appearance for the promotion and the sport, as he took on dangerous Italian grappler Raecius Felix in a lightweight bout. It wouldn’t be long for this one to hit the mat, as Felix countered Finkler’s clinch with an early takedown and after a few minutes of positional battles, the fun began. Felix latched hard onto a kimura but couldn’t get the torque, which allowed Finkler to recover into a nice butterfly guard before sweeping his opponent. Felix continued to attack from his back and, after avoiding Finkler’s own submission attempt, he bucked the Texan off and suddenly took his back with less than a minute remaining. With the clock ticking, the Italian got his arm under the chin and forced the tap with only seconds remaining.


Raecius Felix (3-1, 2-1) defeats Gary Finkler (5-3, 2-3) via Submission (RNC) R1 - 04:52



Our lightweight-filled undercard would continue with a main card worthy fight, as former champion Sean Soffman looked to rebound against Danny Charles, a man who should inspire anyone who’s a fan of the sport. The Canadian, Soffman, was coming off a five round decision loss in defense of his title, which made some question why he was fighting a disabled journeyman fighter making his first post-Island appearance. That reason, my friends, is because Danny Charles is the real deal. The American fighter, who was born completely blind, showed some skills on his stint with the Leftovers despite his disabilities, but came into this one looking like a refocused fighter with a serious fire burning inside him. Every time Soffman took him down, he bounced right back up. Every time the Canadian clinched, Charles was the first to attack. Using the sounds of the mat, his coaches, as well as his opponent, Charles was able to be successful in every aspect of the fight. Members and media alike were simply awe-struck at just what Charles accomplished, and the judges would agree, awarding the man 30-25 scores across the board. Look for Charles to be featured heavily in his next bout. Soffman, on the other hand, has fallen on the wrong end of two decisions since his title run and will be looking to rebound as soon as possible.


Danny “Handi-Capable” Charles (10-9, 1-0) defeats Sean “The Strangler” Soffman (4-2, 4-2) via Decision (Unanimous)



Our featured undercard bout would see two of the featherweight division’s top grapplers tangle, as former TWGC contestant Andre Soares took on the jungle-jitsu of Augusto Azevedo. Soares perhaps showcased a new wrinkle in his game in the beginning of the rounds, as he was able to land a few crisp punches to his countryman. The story of this fight, however, would be the strength of Azevedo’s powerful takedowns and commanding top control. The two Brazilians would be on the offensive most of the fight, but were able to more or less neutralize each other’s attacks. Azevedo has his celebrated ‘fight night’ streak broken, but will look to repeat this success in a featured bout in the future. Soares looks like he has a bright future ahead of him, which we may see sooner rather than later.


“Amazing” Augusto Azevedo (4-1, 4-1) defeats Andre Soares (2-1, 2-1) via Decision (Unanimous)



Opening the main card was an important fight in the welterweight division, as Brazilian favorite Lucas Campos took on American striker Benji Assklown. Benji started this fight out on fire, lighting Campos up with a variety of punches to the body and head, opening up a decently sized cut in the process. Seeing blood, Campos would dive into a takedown and quickly mount his opponent, much to the crowd’s delight. Chasing an arm triangle, Campos would shift to side control and squeeze until his opponent slumped on the floor. Campos jumped on the cage and exited through the crowd before any post-fight interview could be given. A dejected Assklown was seen leaving the arena without his management.


Lucas “Samurai” Campos (4-1, 4-1) via Benji Assklown (4-2, 2-2) via Submission (Arm Triangle) R1 - 02:57



Coming off of his recent black belt promotion, the former Abu Dhabi and KOTB champ Thatcher Halverson was expected to march back into title contention against a dangerous but untested opponent in Ozamataz Buckshank. The English striker never let his opponent get his feet set, however, as he immediately started connecting on heavy leather to the ribs, followed by series of jabs and straights that had the American reeling just one minute into the fight. Buckshank would then drop Halverson with two thunderous right hands before a walk off uppercut finished his night as just 80 seconds into the first round. It’s an incredible performance and the middleweight division’s newest contender will now take on an equally dangerous striker in “Jersey” Joe in the New Year. Halverson, however, is now coming off of two defeats and has yet to re-sign a new contract with the promotion, so we’ll have to keep an eye out on what happens there.


Ozamataz Buckshank (3-0, 3-0) via “The Avalanche” Thatcher Halverson (4-2, 3-2) via KO (Punch) R1 - 01:20



For the second time on the card - and the third time this week - a fighter came into a fight knowing this would be his last. This time it was Seok Yi, who announced that he would be returning to his roots and rejoining the sport of kickboxing after his fight with former KOTB welterweight champion, Murphy MacManus. The former Korean Marine would take a big uppercut in the opening moments and quickly started moving to the clinch, where he is strongest. MacManus knew better, however, and countered with heavy punches that had his opponent on shaky knees early. Yi regained his footing and landed some solid kicks, but MacManus would methodically pick him apart before forcing a stoppage due to strikes at just over halfway through the round.


Murphy “Shamrock” MacManus (5-1, 4-1) defeats “Rock Lee” Seok Yi (6-6, 0-2) via TKO (Strikes) R1 - 02:42



Our co-main event was a clash in styles in a classic sense, as the light heavyweight’s number one contender Simon Sims took on a former heavyweight champion in Thiagus Davaru Silva. Sims - a quick-footed Aussie with a kickboxing pedigree – came out swinging and managed to pin the much shorter Silva against the cage with strikes, but the stocky Brazilian would escape and counter the aggression with an early takedown. With hardly a sweat broken out between fighters, the grappling sensation would quickly latch onto a fight ending and ‘submission of the night’ earning arm triangle choke in just 44 seconds. Silva could still one day move down to middleweight, but for now he looks a revitalized fighter and man in general. Sims, meanwhile, continues with a busy schedule, as he’ll take on another former champ in Romero in the New Year.


“Megaton” Thiagus Davaru Silva (6-2, 4-2) defeats Simon Sims (8-3, 3-2) via Submission (Armbar) R1 - 00:44



And finally, the biggest fight in KOTB featherweight history, as KOTB’s one true ginger king, Chris Karter, took on an undefeated Indian fighter who possesses world class flexibility and proven championship credentials. Karter exploded out of the gate and the 5,000 plus in attendance hung on every strike, as the American champion connected on a number of heavy punches. Randhawa remained stoic and managed to find a trip and moved quickly into a kimura attempt before being swept by the champion, who continues to show improved defensive ground skills with every appearance. Randhawa, however, is a puzzle on the ground and quickly regained top position before moving to mount. The yogi practitioner found a number of deep submissions, but the American always found a way out and still took the round in some judge’s eyes. The opening moments of the second round have proven to be dire for Karter’s opponents, and it would be a trend that continued, as the champ set hit his opponent with a number of hard shots before a picture perfect right hook ended the night. Karter has not-so-quietly turned into KOTB’s most successful fighter and is single-handedly bringing ginger back.


“The Little Ginger Prince” Chris Karter (6-1 5-0) defeats “The Enlightened one” Prathamesh Randhawa (9-1, 0-1) via KO (Punch) R2 - 01:59


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KOTB 22: Glória


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The King of the Beach returns to Hayashi’s Lounge on Saturday, as we’ll be hosting two title fights on top of a fun card that will see the introduction of a number of new and exciting fighters, as well as some old favorites.



Bruce "Hoodlum" Lee (3-0, 1-0) v Chris "The Dragon" John (1-0, 0-0)


Our main card will open with the only middleweight fight on the card, as Chinese striking phenom Bruce Lee looks to keep his perfect record intact against Indonesian Muay Thai specialist, Chris John, who makes his promotional debut. Although both strikers prefer to use their hands, they do it quite differently. Lee is a determined combination striker who prefers to throw it all on the line in a frenzied attack in the pocket. John, on the other hand, prefers to press his opponents against the cage and grind them with a heavy, dirty boxing assault. I don’t think this one will hit the mat, so expect a spirited back-and-forth standup war to start off the main card.



Ryo "Yoshi" Takajiri (5-0, 0-0) v Lionel "wutUsay" Wright (3-3, 2-2)


We have an intriguing matchup at lightweight next, as KOTB’s Compton badboy, Lionel Wright, takes on Japanese TWGC champion Ryo Takajiri. Wright is a former title contender and one of the more wild fighters in the division, throwing head kicks with reckless abandon and talking as much trash as you would expect from any Compton native. That style has got him in some trouble in his past two fights and, if he doesn’t connect early, could cost him here as well. That’s because his opponent is the most dangerous blue belt we’ve seen around these parts since Sean Soffman’s reign. Born in Shinjuku, Takajiri has had great success in his grappling history, winning the Division 4 title by submitting all of his opponents, but has also submitted all five of his MMA opponents in the first round. Since Takajiri is still learning English, Wright’s words might not play a part in this fight.



Blob "Voodoo Child" Sapp (4-2, 2-2) v Alejandro "Osito" Sepulveda (8-4, 2-1)


Up next we have the next chapter in one of KOTB’s more compelling stories, as 5’3’’ 150 pound Chilean fighter, Alejandro Sepulveda, takes on a 6’5’’ 300 pound American in Blob Sapp. Sepulveda has taken his poor hometown’s financial burden into his own hands, as he signed onto KOTB’s super heavyweight division as a way to provide his family and friends with the resources they need to survive. The action fighter has managed to win two straight against his giant-sized opponents and has also managed to pick up two ‘fight night’ bonuses along the way. His biggest test to date, literally, will be the man he meets on Saturday night, as Blob Sapp is a big, powerful striker who’s never seen more than two minutes of fight time in any of his matches. “Voodoo Child” brings spooky power with his persona, and Sepulveda’s family has been expressing growing concerns about their fighter’s health as he continues to move up the ladder. Can Sepulveda continue to be the David to a division of Goliaths?



James "Flames" La Grande (10-1, 2-0) v Terrence Mitchell (4-0, 0-0)


Our co-main event sees a title fight at welterweight, as grappling superstar James La Grande takes on a deeply talented newcomer in Terrence Mitchell. La Grande exploded onto the beach with an impressive title victory over the previously unbeaten Murphy MacManus and followed it up by submitting Seok Yi in the first round for his first defense. La Grande has submission wins in all 10 of his victories, and has recently received his brown belt to go along with a growing standup game. His opponent this time, however, is also a brown belt with strong wrestling chops. Mitchell, who makes his first appearance outside of Australia, prefers to mix it up on the feet a bit more, so it’ll be interesting to see if the champion follows suit in this matchup.



Sandu "Big Bear" Lungu (7-1, 4-1) v Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty (5-2, 1-0)


And finally, the main event KOTB fans have been waiting for, as Sandu Lungu defends his super heavyweight title for the first time against Conrad Mcgillicutty. There has been a lot of talk from both competitors leading up to this event, but somewhere deep within the trash talk resonates some sort of admiration for one another. Lungu has been a stalwart for KOTB since the early days, and the big Romanian has put in a lot of work into to finally get the belt around his waist and becoming a complete martial artist. Usually a reserved man, his opponent has seemingly brought another side out of “Big Bear”. Mcgillicutty, on the other hand, is about as consistent as it gets when it comes to the art of talking smack, but also has the skills to back it up. The boastful Irishman carries cinder blocks for hands and has a granite chin, both which were on full display in his promotional debut. Another thing of note is that Lungu will be the smaller man in the cage for the first time in his career, so it’ll be interesting to see if he tries to use his mobility and ground skills to outwork the bigger man, or if Mcgillicutty’s words force him into a crowd-pleasing brawl.


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How did your training camp go Conrad?

Smooth. I still had plenty of time to act in hollywood blockbusters, take part in gumball and fuck different women in different countries every day.

I don't sit around and let life decide how my day looks like, I decide myself what my life looks like every day.

Sounds fun!

Were you happy with your promotional debut ?

No, I wanted a war and my opponent wasn't up to it. I landed 100% of my strikes and destroyed him with it. I might change the gameplan for my fight of this weekend just to make sure that it lasts a bit longer and that I have more fun, we'll see.

You actually enjoy tough fights?

Sure, what the heck is fun about being two minutes in the cage and not even sweat.?!? I am here to try and put on a show for fans. It's not my fault my opponents don't last very long.

Do you feel as if the champion will be able to bring out the best in you?

He has the power, so who knows, but he is a bit small. I have seen 10year olds who are bigger than him.

Do you respect your opponent?

Yes.

That was a short and unexpected answer...

That shouldn't be unexpected . I respect anyone who dares to enter a cage with me. Not many on this planet are willing to do that.

What do you think will happen this weekend?

I hope a war, but I suppose it will be another short fight.

Lungu has huge KO power, are you scared of it?

Man, are you fucking stupid?! Would I be fighting MMA if I was scared? I enjoy fighting and I am pissed that the commission doesn't allow us to bareknucklefight. I would love to knock people out cold with no padding on my hands. Just bone on bone. BOOOOOMM!!

Conrad, you are a savage!

That was what Lungu's mom said last night...

Eeuhm, ok, eeuhm, lets round things up here. GOod luck against Lungu sir and it will be interesting to see how the fight goes!

Yeah yeah. People , don't forget to tune in and watch the biggest KOTB main event in history. Conrad " The Joker" Mcgillicutty vs Sandu " Fat Midget" Lungu.

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And so my win streak comes to an end. I have been very active in my young career and it looks like i have been focusing on keeping busy rather than hitting the gym.

I originally was going to take some time off but it looks like i will be getting back into it after the new year. Let's dance!

 

 

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Devon 'Bam Bam' Bailey 205lbs

I was certain we'd be stepping into the cage together after I had dispatched this clown Marty McFly. I'm sure with the amount of effort you put into training at Gorilla Warfare and the talent you have for knocking people out that we will still meet in the very near future.

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Sorry that I haven't been doing interviews lately. I sent out a big group email a while ago and no one reached out for interviews, so I figured it wasn't something people wanted.

 

That being said, I'd still love to do one a week (no matter your rank), so if you're interested, hit me up! Probably just 5 questions/ea, but I'm open to whatever interested the managers

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