crazybronco Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 bringing a gun would be his best chance if he wants to spar me. and he needs a sandwich. im not a stickman. im 260 lbs and its not fat. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 bringing a gun would be his best chance if he wants to spar me. and he needs a sandwich. im not a stickman. im 260 lbs and its not fat. unless you're Shane Carwin, not intimidated. win, lose, or draw man. You ever hear the story of David vs Goliath? we know how it ends. I have a feeling if you actually did show up to the gym I'd more than likely be face to face with Jabba the Hut. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRad Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 With David taking a census, against God's orders (Exodus 30:12) and David begging God for forgiveness of his guilt (Samuel 24:10) then God giving David a choice of 3 punishments (Samuel 24:17) - the 3rd of which was chosen, a 3 year plague killing 70,000 of his people across the region. So, assuming this fight does take place, don't come back and poll the forums as (Samuel 24:9) suggests that at this time there were 800,000 Israeli men alive - that means 8.75% of them died in that plague. Those aren't good odds for any of us here. 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylib Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 Karter, if you do end up going to Denver, start a week before and both of you should do your own version of Embedded. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 Karter, if you do end up going to Denver, start a week before and both of you should do your own version of Embedded. I laughed.. we know the real reason why he wouldn't come down to Florida and take me up on my offer. after I quickly mounted his wife and she felt the power, she wouldn't wanna fly back to Colorado. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 me preparing to lift Peel Steel's mom. I'm 153.7 lbs. I know I'm kinda weak, but I'm making progress. In about a month I should be able to bench press crazybronco's wife. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylib Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 It's a private video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 It's a private video. think I fixed it. 225 lbs x 5 reps. it's not much, but with enough juice, and the right work ethic, I'm pretty sure I can get his wife up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted September 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 me preparing to lift Peel Steel's mom. I'm 153.7 lbs. I know I'm kinda weak, but I'm making progress. In about a month I should be able to bench press crazybronco's wife. How about you get a proper HD video camera before you start talking about flight tickets, hotel rooms eh you third world bum. That video looks like it was filmed in Russia in 2005. 4 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 How about you get a proper HD video camera before you start talking about flight tickets, hotel rooms eh you third world bum. That video looks like it was filmed in Russia in 2005. with enough practice I might be able to pick you up too. I know it's been a long time since you've gotten out of your computer chair, but with enough effort, I think we can achieve this together. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 With David taking a census, against God's orders (Exodus 30:12) and David begging God for forgiveness of his guilt (Samuel 24:10) then God giving David a choice of 3 punishments (Samuel 24:17) - the 3rd of which was chosen, a 3 year plague killing 70,000 of his people across the region. So, assuming this fight does take place, don't come back and poll the forums as (Samuel 24:9) suggests that at this time there were 800,000 Israeli men alive - that means 8.75% of them died in that plague. Those aren't good odds for any of us here. This made me laugh hysterically at work... Another joke sails over the heads of so, so many, and again I'm glad to have caught that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted September 12, 2016 Report Share Posted September 12, 2016 Great thread BTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Karter, if you do end up going to Denver, start a week before and both of you should do your own version of Embedded. "Evolution of Punk" is already taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylib Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 What would be a good title, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shockg Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 Go full retard? NEVER GO FULL RETARD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 I'm sure if you talked about ******* and ****** and those fucking useless ********, that would get you banned. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRad Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 This made me laugh hysterically at work... Another joke sails over the heads of so, so many, and again I'm glad to have caught that. It can't all be internet tough guy and wife/mum jokes. Unfortunately. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 how have i only just seen this thread now!? fucking classic. When are these two gonna throw down and post it for all tycoon to see? If anyone wants to be flown out to abu dhabi to get KTFO then I'm here waiting bitchez.... PS I miss KRad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 I reckon you should find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Posted November 27, 2016 Report Share Posted November 27, 2016 K-Rad is like a shitty girl on tinder, teases you for a bit then fucks off into the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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