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Quickest known fight in MMA tycoon history?


JHL

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I remember one of these threads where some guy stormed in and swore up and down he'd had a quicker finish than 5 and made a real fool out of himself when it turned out he hadn't. 5 seconds is indeed the limit.

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Bjorn's mum is on a strictly cum only diet (as per Bjorn's rules) but I don't want all that much contact with her, so I have to work myself for a while before putting my dick on Bjorn's mums lips and letting my load enter her little Belgian mouth, so I guess it does take a second all in all.

 

Also Bjorn we'll be having words round the dinner table, your mum is definitely a real person. Stop telling tales.

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