CONVICTED INC. Media 2017

[Rambo]

I recently got to sit down with Abraham Donowitz in my office for a 1 on 1 interview. There were a few conditions I had to give in to related to office etiquette but felt it were necessary if I wanted the exclusive interview.

 

 

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Thanks for sitting down with me. I gotta know, what is it with your infatuation with cannabis?

It's the magic plant. Medical powers and benefits. You know, save the world shit.

 

I'm just wondering why it was a requirement for you to do the interview...

Dude, it's a mind expander. It enlightens me.

Couldn't you of smoked it before you got here? Or smoked it outside?

Whoa man, what's with the hostility bro? Bad vibes. I'm sensing bad vibes.

No, no, no! Not intended. I value medical marijuana and all of it's magical properties.

Righteous. Let's get to interviewin'.

You're one of the best in the world, but you're not the most popular fighter among the fans. Why do you think some fans are turned off by your character?

Because I like represent things and stuff.

What do you think is the key to your teammate Kajun Puno's popularity?

He's big and scary. He hurts people.

And you think the fans like it when people get hurt?

Fuck yeah.

Why is that?

Human nature bro. When someone is like BOOM, and POW, and somebody goes, well like, they don't do nothin' but go down, it's like, game over man, game over. People love it. We're just a chemical away from being mindless killing machines.

You make the occasional... outlandish statement. A lot of us are still confused - what exactly is your religion? What exactly do you represent?

Religion's a lot like a penis. It's good to have one but it aint good to shove down everybody's throat.

 

 

 

We concluded the interview after that reply, shook hands, and he left the office. An hour later when I left the building I found him outside hitch-hiking on the side of the road

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[Rambo]

 

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Legendary MMA Agent and CEO of the Convicted Inc enterprise, Chris Karter, made headlines last week when he showed up to the Strikey McFisty's Combat Emporium gym in Montreal and assaulted Billy Rose, who was later escorted to the emergency room at Montreal Children's Hospital in critical condition for his injuries. Although he's relatively unknown, Billy is a new MMA manager who mostly operates on the QFC level. It is unclear how an amateur leveled manager such as Billy Rose could be associated with an elite manager of Chris Karter's caliber. Billy Rose declined to comment when he was released from the hospital.

This isn't the first time the Convicted Inc playboy millionaire has made headlines for assault, and it likely won't be the last. Over the years Chris Karter has been arrested multiple times, faced several lawsuits, and made numerous headlines for knocking out his rivals in and out of the cage.

December 2012, Chris Karter knocked out Broken Halo managers Estefan Chiscano and Bowser Stormcrow with a two punch combo that rocked headlines at the end of the year after Syn' 240's Christmas Eve's event. The tensions were apparently high after Ben Stone pummeled Jamal Quik in a superfight and Estefan claimed Karter cheated only to be greeted with a left hand that left him on the pavement.

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Chris Karter knocking Estefan Chiscano and Bowser Stormcrow unconscious during a confrontation in Los Angeles.

February 2013, he was arrested at a Las Vegas casino for the assault on Jacky Chan that left Mr. Chan in a retirement home in France. Charges were later dismissed because it was discovered that Jacky agreed to trial by combat and he tapped to strikes.

August 2014, he faced charges of public urination and assault with a deadly weapon after he gave Stu Pidasol a golden shower following an altercation outside a Sydney brothel.

May 2016, Ryan Epicity was almost decapitated inside the Wombley Arena in London with an uppercut from hell, which was later ruled an 'Irish Pimp Slap'. Ryan would later retire from the MMA management game to work for Karter as a full-time assistant.

These are just several of his recent run-ins with the law and documented assaults. The list of his victims include Jus Dawg, Shortfuse, Dwayne Perry, Barnabas Sackett, Peel Steel, Andy Mugler, Dean Sutherland, the entire Vendetta/Musketqueer alliance, and many, many, more.

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"He beats the crap out of them. I love it!" - U.S. President Donald Trump

This isn't a good look for the MMA Tycoon Hall of Famer, who was until recently under a clinch-rape investigation of Kelly McGrady stemming from an incident at the Heavyweight Olympics in 2014 when Smokudju Womba lost to Chris Karter's fighter Patrick McWhiskey. Despite the case being open for nearly 3 years, early in 2017, U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced that no charges were to be filed. The United States President adamantly defended him after claiming to have talked to her on the phone himself.

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"She said it was this big and consensual. Believe me. I asked her." - U.S. President Donald Trump

While Chris Karter has the uncanny support of the United States President, he himself has been vocal about his disapproval of the Republic war-profiteering party and corruption within politics in general. Trump's support for Mr. Karter and his organization surprisingly remain unwavering. We managed to catch up with him walking into Convicted Fight Club in Los Angeles, and asked him to comment on his version of events that took place in Montreal with QFC Manager Billy Rose.

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"Sometimes you just gotta smack a bitch around." - Convicted Inc CEO Chris Karter

 

 

 

Breaking News! H.S. Janitor Billy Rose makes headlines again.

 

 

When most managers would be honored to pad the almighty Mannetosen's resume, Billy Rose took the cowards way out and declined the invitation to be his next sacrificial lamb. A fight offer was sent between two fighters from their respective camps, and the Convicted manager accepted instantly. Unfortunately he had to wait 16 days for his unworthy adversary, Billy Rose, to decline the fight. Gutless and filled with cowardice, Billy Rose declined proficient reason for not accepting the fight, simply stating, "call me pussy if you want I'm not fighting him he's too much better than me."

 

Video footage of CK's savage assault on Billy Rose

 

 

He never recovered.

[Mannetosen]

Pekka even offered his scrub a courtesy reach around. I just don't understand why he would run away screaming from his scheduled piss shower.

[Rambo]

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