VeRy WaCkY Tournaments

[Alfred]

WaCkY ToUrNaMenT 1

First Round (Sunday 6th November 2022)

Zany Thibodeaux (Dakota Thibodeaux) def. Dick Dastardly (Monkey !!) via TKO (Strikes) in Round 1, 00:19

Another Thibodeaux clogging up the mmatycoon genepool. He had the audacity to KTFO of the current tournament king Monkey. So yeah, that happened and now there's a Smesh Bro in the next round. Not for long though....

Will Burley (Alfred Winterbottom) def. Zai Druggs Jr (Tycoon Judas) via Submission (Kimura) in Round 2, 03:59

The great Alfred Winterbottom did lead his charge Will Burley to glorious victory over Butch's granite chinned steroid abuser Zai Druggs Jr. That's what you get for trying to emulate a fighter from thin skin quitter Doc. 

James Hinkelstein (Rush Greyson) def. Wacky McDoodle (Billy Arseworth) via TKO (Strikes) in Round 2, 00:05

Rumour has it that all those late nights with Gwad had left the usually top level Billy Arseworth without much time to dedicate to his fighter Wacky McDoodle. Still, that's no excuse for losing to James Hinkelstein and his manager Rush Greyson who has been brainwashed into thinking Doc's ape smash tactics actually work. 

Optimus Down (Squirrely Dan) def. Brain Trauma (Freako Wimp) via Unanimous Decision

Wolfpack versus Convicted ends the only way it ever should and that is with Convicted crying into their MAGA hats whilst the wolfpack douses them with their favourite types of shower. It was the only fight to go the distance and it was a fairly good scrap to be fair but Optimus Down and Squirrely Dan eliminate Brain Trauma and Freako Wimp. LOLOK BUD

Second Round (Thursday 17th November 2022)

Zany Thibodeaux (Dakota Thibodeaux) vs. Will Burley (Alfred Winterbottom) 

So next round Thibs is getting booted out by Alfred unless his inner Smesh child comes through and he finds a way to cheat his way to victory 

James Hinkelstein (Rush Greyson) vs. Optimus Down (Squirrely Dan)

Wolfpack on Wolfpack violence with Rush Greyson taking on the Squirreliest of Dans. Both strikers. Could go either way.  

[Columbo]

Congratulations Thibbs!

Thus ends my tourney winning streak - With a 19 second demolition - Beaten to bloody submission without throwing a single punch!

[Dillooo]

Don Henley just aired out Lemme Fuggs dirty laundry.

[Alfred]

WaCkY ToUrNaMenT 2

First Round (Wednesday 9th November 2022)

Randy The Wacky One (Master Tessin) def. Puya Senteor (Not Skenoj) via TKO (strikes) in Round 2, 02:59 

Wacky Tournament 2 kicked off with some unfortunate wolfpack on wolfpack action wherein The Wacky One Randy managed to turn the lights off for Puya Senteor after quite a shellacking. Guess Senteor won't be so self confident anymore. 

Johnny Junkjuggler (Cue Dini) def. Cuba Gooding (Blue Soyster Cult) via Majority Decision

Two granite chinned wonders did do battle here but in the end barely a punch was thrown. Cuba Gooding and his manager Blue Soyster Cult probably kicking themselves that they didn't show the judges the money as Cue Dini and his boy Johnny Junkjuggler moved into the next round off the back of some daylight robbery. 

Don Henley (Dillo The Manager) def. Lemme Fugg (Cynic Chris) via TKO (strikes) in Round 1, 02:53

Panda traitor Dillo The Manager and his fighter Don Henley made quick work of one of the many Convicted autobots Cynic Chris and his solid chin bro Lemme Fugg. Henley wrapped up Fugg quickly and proceeded to batter him in the clinch. 

Akira Shiguru (Akira Shiguru) def. Khamzat Makhachev (Ben Hornby) via KO (Punch) in Round 2, 02:06

Another two granite chinned bestowed on these throw away fighters (thanks Mike) only this this time the jackpot for Akira Shiguru as he was found to have a very lethal high kick. His opponent Khamzat Makhachev dominated round one with some Khabib like ground and pound but Shiguru found his feet in round two and finished the fight decisively.  

Second Round (Fri 18th November 2022)

Randy The Wacky One (Master Tessin) vs. Johnny Junkjuggler (Cue Dini)

This wolfpack on wolfpack violence really needs to end but that's not going to happen just yet. Randy The Wacky One versus Johnny Junkjuggler. Two apparent strikers but only one with a chin of granite.

Don Henley (Dillo The Manager) vs. Akira Shiguru (Akira Shiguru)

Wolfpacker Akira Shiguru takes on Don Henley and it's fair to say the crowd will be firmly on the side of Shiguru. Henley, a known hater of Pandas looks to get cro-copped right out of the tournament.

[Dillooo]

20 hours ago, Alfred said:

 

Don Henley (Dillo The Manager) def. Lemme Fugg (Cynic Chris) via TKO (strikes) in Round 1, 02:53

Panda traitor Dillo The Manager and his fighter Don Henley made quick work of one of the many Convicted autobots Cynic Chris and his solid chin bro Lemme Fugg. Henley wrapped up Fugg quickly and proceeded to batter him in the clinch. 

 

I'm the Benedict Arnold of MMAT apparently lmao. Also damn Alfred you missed out on a bunch of Eagles references! Like Don Henley didn't "Take it Easy" on Lemme Fugg

[Alfred]

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Second Round (Thursday 17th November 2022)

Zany Thibodeaux (Dakota Thibodeaux) def. Will Burley (Alfred Winterbottom) via TKO (Knees) in Round 1, 04:56

Zany Thibodeaux somehow managed to survive a total first round annihilation from Will Burley with a last second TKO in the first round. Up until that point, Thibodeaux was suffering some extremely serious soft tissue damage to his hands and knees as his repeated blows to the iron dome and gut of Burley threatened to halt proceedings via doctor stoppage. In the end and with only a couple of seconds of round one to go, Burley could be seen smiling at a ring girl but a flash from a ringside photographer temporarily blinded him and made him stumble. The referee mistook this for Burley being in trouble and stopped the fight. A shame for Burley but a relief for his manager Alfred Winterbottom who sacked him instantly to make room for more 390k fighters. 

Disgusting as it is, Zany Thibodeaux and his manager Dakota Thibodeaux move on to the finals. 

James Hinkelstein (Rush Greyson) def. Optimus Down (Squirrely Dan) via KO (Punch) in Round 1, 00:35

Unfortunate Wolfpack on Wolfpack violence here but at least it was over quickly. James Hinkelstein was only going to fight one way in this match up and on this occasion it worked perfectly. His manager Rush "Ape Smash" Greyson instructed him well (aka all to the left) and Optimus Down was a sitting duck for the barrage of uncontrolled windmilling that was sent his way. A few of many hit their target and that was enough to send Down....er...down. 

James Hinkelstein now remains the wolfpacks sole hope of defeating the evil Smush bros. 

 

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Second Round (Fri 18th November 2022)

Johnny Junkjuggler (Cue Dini) def. Randy The Wacky One (Master Tessin) via Unanimous Decision

More wolfpack on wolfpack violence only less brutal and more drawn out. Some might have even called it cruel. Randy The Wacky One desperately wanting a cuddle either standing or on the ground and Johnny Junkjuggler clearly had no interest in having his own junk juggled and instead battered poor Randy on the feet for fifteen minutes straight. Either a testament to Randy's heart and chin or a shocking insight into Junkjugglers pillow fisted power. An easy unanimous decision victory for Junkjuggler and his manager Cue Dini and a spot in the Wacky Tournament 2 final. 

Akira Shiguru (Akira Shiguru) vs. Don Henley (Dillo The Manager) via Unanimous Decision

Another fifteen minutes of wAcKy violence as Don Henley and Akira Shiguru gave their best shot at taking the other out. Clearly both tough hombres but Shiguru's superior striking proficiency is what likely swayed the judges decision. Shiguru now moves on to the final against his lesser wolfpack brother to see who is the wackiest of them all. 

[Sprooch]

You forgot mention how inzanely tired Zany came before putting old Wilburly to sleep

 

@Alfred

[Columbo]

Congrats Thibs!