Guest Posted January 19, 2010 Report Share Posted January 19, 2010 when you start singing this song to you favorite fighter---------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overthetop2 Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 When you keep a running record of the people in this game who are one or more of the following: Douches, Can Crushers, Argumentative, Pervs, and Lying Supp Companies. That pretty much covers most of the MMATycoon audience unfortunately... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 Go flex your willpower somewhere else man...I've logged in 5 times in the last half hour. hilarious!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 when you lay in bed at night (after being online for 6 hours) thinking and planning out what you are going to do for your fighter/company/org. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 When you watch a war movie and start thinking about the forum kid AK47 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 Go flex your willpower somewhere else man...I've logged in 5 times in the last half hour. Sorry meant to say day but still its still very litlle compared to you lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 when your listening to rap and you think of the fake guccimane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 When you watch a war movie and start thinking about the forum kid AK47 Lol that made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j666 Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 When you tell your girl excitedly how many supplements you sold that week and how big your bank account is on Tycoon then she says, "How about making more money in real life" my wife has listened to every rambling/bitch session i've ever went on lol. it's not much different than me listening to all her work drama tho. she actually prefers me talking about this game than football. when you lay in bed at night (after being online for 6 hours) thinking and planning out what you are going to do for your fighter/company/org. i once fell asleep at 11pm, woke up at 1:30am to change sliders, fell back asleep and woke up again at 3:30am to change sliders again for a fight at 4am...no alarm clocks were involved and these were not "set" times to wake up and this was after i set the sliders a week in advance, changed them once or twice/day and around 3 times earlier that night. lol but i won and i told my wife all about it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 my wife has listened to every rambling/bitch session i've ever went on lol. it's not much different than me listening to all her work drama tho. she actually prefers me talking about this game than football. i once fell asleep at 11pm, woke up at 1:30am to change sliders, fell back asleep and woke up again at 3:30am to change sliders again for a fight at 4am...no alarm clocks were involved and these were not "set" times to wake up and this was after i set the sliders a week in advance, changed them once or twice/day and around 3 times earlier that night. lol but i won and i told my wife all about it lol Lol @ slider indecision! I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure... Same here, though. And the closer the fight gets, the smaller amount I'd move the slider. For my last fight, I agonised over whether to go for 3% TD's or really push the boat out and go for 4%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 When you delay going offline by looking at various pages that mean nothing to you just incase you get mail about a fight or contract you have offered. Yep, guilty as charged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bananasplits Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 I don't know if anyone has already posted this but my level of well-being and also my depression are both directly related to if I have been wining or losing lately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTree Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 ......when you never log off the site.....home or work When you grab your laptop to answer emails and check morning pops while taking a dump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 ......when you never log off the site.....home or work When you grab your laptop to answer emails and check morning pops while taking a dump Lol @ dump check! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 Check all your information, messages, training sessions etc. when you first wake up rather than getting ready for work, thus making you late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 When you design your own excel spreadsheet to view when your fighter pops.... When your girlfreind knows the names of the fighters, there weight nicknames and records.... When you create a fighter with your name.... When you are using your blackberry checking your messages whilst at work... When your boss catches you and you start telling them about the above.... When you need to ask Mike tycoon to attend a disciplinary with you... When your reason for dismissal is blaming the judges decision.... When you have no money to feed your family and ask for sponsorship.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 when your boss stops in to visit and gets a face full of DIDM's avatar ass in his grill...this is usually followed by a raise when you put off ur needs (food, water, bathroom) because the opening bell is in 4 minutes 25 secs., 24, 23, 22, 21 and you have this on a stopwatch you become irate when you check your pops list and realize that they were all yesterdays date and nobody has done jack you can't log in at home unless you put on your fingerless offical ufc gloves and no shirt (you know who you are) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 you know you play to much tycoon when...... you start a new job and you call the guy out thats training you for only been a 140 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeviAJones Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 ......when you never log off the site.....home or work When you grab your laptop to answer emails and check morning pops while taking a dump Haha that's what my PSP is for now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 When you sit down to do that uni assignment due in the very next day, that you haven't even started yet....and end up on mmatycoon for the next hour subconsciously saying fuck my future my fighter's next fight is far more important. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 I honestly thought it was just me I'm playin this more than undisputed. And I've only had one fight this morning which I won. Didn't want him to fight tho just needed the cash Lol Here's to mike tycoon Ima send you a christmas card next year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djohn Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 I'm gonna have to start attending Abuse meetings if I want my life back. My name is Chico, I'm 29 years old, and I'm addicted to an online Mixed Martial Arts simulator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taddreese Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 When you realize you haven't done any work all day long, and frantically do a few things at about 4:45 (when you get off at 5) so it looks like you've been working all day. Then you realize you did the same thing every work day for the last three weeks straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 when youre a non-VIP, and write down all your skill levels on paper, and check if he has upgraded every day. when you're Planning weeks and weeks ahead of training, so you can be mad, at the current week who dont wanna end. When your researching for inventing the Holly remote control, thats runs the days in fast forward, to my next fight. When you're hoping to have mail. When you do a whole week of yoga and conditioning, and the fucking Balance is still feeble. But as for me, i dont think theres too much mmatycoon, when you wanna be the best you gotta play. A lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rollins Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 When you're a little jealous of your good fighters because in real life and in your best days you know you were never as good as them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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