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when.....You stay awake until the late hours of the night or rush to your computer first thing when you wake up 'to check out how your boys did' at some org on the other side the world'.

 

when.....You feel genuine outrage when one of your guys loses to a split decision.

 

 

over to you....................

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When you set your alarm 06am local time just to check how did your guy do around the world.

 

When you walk around your house doing boxing moves at 06am listening your guys entrance song.

 

When you call your alliance member and wake him up at 06am just to tell him you won.

 

And these just from my last matchup, man im digging this game

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When you sign off for a couple of hours to do grown up stuff. Until you sign in again, 4 minutes later.

 

When you walk up to your brother (who are the only person left in your close proximity who have the patience to actually listen to your talk about that browser game) and his unsuspecting girlfriend and with pride in your eyes proclaim to what extent your opponent just had his face pounded in.

 

When you feel pleased about wearing the same sweater for a month without your moral declining even the slightest.

 

When you yell at your girlfriend during sex because she's an early fckn noob-build with little or no flexibility.

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When you actually realise that you have not looked at any pornographic material on the net for about 2 months because MMATycoon takes up all the time you have to spare!

 

When you lie awake at night still pissed at yourself because your fighter lost and it was your fault for not changing the sliders from his last fight.

 

When you leave real life events early or turn up late because you were working out what match ups you wanted for an event you just booked.

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When you yell at your girlfriend during sex because she's an early fckn noob-build with little or no flexibility.

Lol

 

When you miss 3 university deadlines in a row ...

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When your vocabolary has formed around the hierarchy of abysmal - woeful up to to elite.

 

Whenever you spot the words sensational, exceptional and elite outside the game and always deem them.......deeply unfit.

 

When a creepy feeling takes control over your body coupled with the recurring though that that...word...does.... not.....deserve to....BE THERE!

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When your at the dinner table and one of your guys just fought so you excuse yourself to the restroom to look it up on your phone to see if you won or not.

 

After your orgs event and you get pissed at yourself for not setting the ad/pro right cause you missed out on some extra cash.

 

When your show doesnt get the rating you thought it deserved and your mad for the rest of the day telling all your friends this sucks i know my show was better than that and they have no idea what your talking about lol.

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When you repeatedly look at the tycoon assistant page over and over even though you haven't had any training sessions since the last time you looked.

 

This.

 

Also, when you end up wondering about what stats people IRL have.

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Whenever you spot the words sensational, exceptional and elite outside the game and always deem them.......deeply unfit.

 

A friend rated a movie as "mediocre" the other day, I more or less subconsciously connected it to 40/150. And I started thinking for a second about what movies are "proficient", or even "remarkable" etc.

 

Also, when you end up wondering about what stats people IRL have.

 

Oh yeah. Well.. this thread sure puts some perspective on how much time one has wasted here. :coffee:

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When you walk around your house doing boxing moves at 06am listening your guys entrance song.

 

Not me :P But funny nevertheless.

 

...when you create a paper trail reminding yourself what to do and when in an orderly table, graphs to come soon?!

 

The a4 sheet of paper has been folded and unfolded that much that the ink is starting to fade.

 

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When a loss Late Friday evening turns the rest of your weekend into an Aggressive Binge Drinking excercise.

 

When your nightmares start having the recurring theme of one of your fighters getting his ass beat by a n00b, destroying his rank, thus you wake up in cold sweats rushing to your comp to verify that your record is still in tact.

 

When you start checking your profile on your phone constantly, in secret, because your homies have already warned you more than once that if you keep checking and talking about it in front of chic's they're not gonna hang out with you any more.

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