jefframrod Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 When you're a little jealous of your good fighters because in real life and in your best days you know you were never as good as them. Not quite there yet but my fighters are like my kids, I know that it's only a matter of time before I know they would kick my ass!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 when you're sitting in a meeting and the boss asks you what project you're working on and you say an 18 yr. old with competent wrestling and a purple belt and you have to work on striking defense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overthetop2 Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 when you're sitting in a meeting and the boss asks you what project you're working on and you say an 18 yr. old with competent wrestling and a purple belt and you have to work on striking defense This one applies for all online games: When you've been sitting on the computer so long that your eyes explode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 20, 2010 Report Share Posted January 20, 2010 When you're having sex with your girlfriend and you try and pass her guard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 I have stayed up until 3am to see if my fighter won. yeah, 4 am even :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 When you realize you haven't done any work all day long, and frantically do a few things at about 4:45 (when you get off at 5) so it looks like you've been working all day. Then you realize you did the same thing every work day for the last three weeks straight. guilty as charged Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Face Kicker Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 When you're having sex with your girlfriend and you try and pass her guard. werd. gotta pass guard, slip into the mount, roll for back control, and go for the rear naked choke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiffWanderer Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 werd. gotta pass guard, slip into the mount, roll for back control, and go for the rear naked choke choke is a new word for that act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taddreese Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 When you're having sex with your girlfriend and you try and pass her guard. I practice my bjj moves on my GF all the time. Its gotten to the point where she knows that I'm about to and tells me she'll kick me in the balls if I try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveme8 Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 You know you play too much MMATycoon when you spent time posting in a forum about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 This could be the best topic on this forum absolute jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 When the school bans this website. When your dad keeps asking what's so special about this game? When your in class writing up tournaments for your org. When you wake up go past the bathroom and onto the computer. When you keep asking to borrow your friends phone in class because it has internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoLe Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 When you pass up sex to see how your Hilo Fight went.... When You spank your Wife twice as hard when you lost a fight..... When your watching the PBP while getting a Blow Job...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadMaxGracie Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 When you tell your wife you want your child to be born in sydney so they can get that extra 1100. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 It's sad to to admit this I know...I have chosen Tycoon over sex before...And my girlfriend is spectacular. I know I play too much. If we aren't careful we might need to develop a 12 step program for this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoLe Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 It's sad to to admit this I know...I have chosen Tycoon over sex before...And my girlfriend is spectacular. I know I play too much. If we aren't careful we might need to develop a 12 step program for this. Watch Seinfeld much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 you know you play too much tycoon when ppl that dont play tycoon are asking you how your tycoon's doin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 you know you play too much tycoon when ppl that dont play tycoon are asking you how your tycoon's doin That actually happened to me today ;D. But the guy plays hattrick, so it evens out! So I'm not playing too much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 Watch Seinfeld much? ...no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Italscratch Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 you know you play too much tycoon when ppl that dont play tycoon are asking you how your tycoon's doin This. And to add little more, when you create fighters named after your godfathers(sons and wedding one), and plan with them "fight night" at theirs place one month in advance, at the time of fight, to watch php with beer and some other stuff. And I'm only 2 weeks in game. It's getting dreadful to think what will turn out later if I ever start a company... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 29, 2010 Report Share Posted April 29, 2010 you know you play too much tycoon when ppl that dont play tycoon are asking you how your tycoon's doin Guilty. My girlfriend asks me about my Tycoon fighters all the time. I think I have talked about it so much she actually wonders how it's going. Probably not. Meh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garycoffey15 Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 <!--quoteo(post=130469:date=Apr 29 2010, 07:10 AM:name=edwardsfan)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (edwardsfan @ Apr 29 2010, 07:10 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=130469"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->you know you play too much tycoon when ppl that dont play tycoon are asking you how your tycoon's doin<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd--> Guilty. My girlfriend asks me about my Tycoon fighters all the time. I think I have talked about it so much she actually wonders how it's going. Probably not. Meh. Haha my friends always ask me how many champions i have now or where im ranked lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigTree Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 When you have been around long enough to see this thread revived three different times over the last year and a half Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 When you start training your wife and kids how to run your org "just in case". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted May 16, 2011 Report Share Posted May 16, 2011 When you have been around long enough to see this thread revived three different times over the last year and a half This. Man, reading the first few pages really takes me back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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