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Herschel Long Kei “The Vine” Muraoka’s woman came to see Herschel Long, so I gave that girl Herschel Long. It’s going to be like throwing a hotdog down a tunnel now buddy. She is a 6 at best, but definitely a gamer. Everyone can watch the video on my Only Fans soon and see how a winner gets down at the after-party. Next.    

TUF Round 1 Review Group A: This group was filled with finishes, only having one fight go to the judges, but the card also was very one sided, leaving many fans disappointed.    KO: John Dory Both fighters came out of the gates swinging, with Unkwalkers fighter getting some pretty solid exchanges in at the start. But just a mere 2 minutes in, Dory decided to try a new tactic. He rushed in with a flurry of punches, and Mebengokre couldn’t doge them all, getting clipped by a punch and falling mercy to a brutal combo. The Australian Fish is moving on.  Sub: Timur Kvaratskhelia I have become quite good at writing that name, and it’s a good thing, because it seems like this man is here to stay. Sub Zero’s fighter got an almost instantaneous takedown, and proceeded to stall and weaken his opponent before making his move less than a minute into the fight. He went for a kimura, and got the connection, almost breaking the arm of our King LeBron. He whose name must not be spelled advances to the next round.    FOTN: Schafer vs Ramirez The lack of fans must have made these fighters slack off, because even the fight of the night was one sided. Although Ramirez landed some hits, the blows weren’t enough and the second time Schafer got him on the ground, he couldn’t get back up, tapping to a Triangle. Half of the fans didn’t even see it though because they thought it’d be a great time to use the restroom.  Other notes: Captain Ramirez’ fighter, Glen Stegfelt, advanced to the next round by utilizing some question clinch techniques. That makes one of the two captains.    You might think that the one fight that made it to the judges was more competitive, right? Well, it wasn’t. I’d tell you what happened, but I’m pretty sure Patrick sleeping on top of Cribeaux is what gave him the edge at the end. Maybe if Cribeaux landed his spit…   Group B: Thank god these fights were slightly more interesting, more than doubling the attendance of group A. 6 of our fights went more than a round, and many still were finishes.    KO: Gabriel Pasquier Rodney Farva dominated him on the ground in round 1, but Pasquier changed up his game plan in the second round, hoping to get a KO before he was taken down. After fending off 2 takedown attempts, Pasquier landed 2 brutal right hands that dazed Farva, before he struck the killing blow: an uppercut which sent Farva flying into the cage. A savage knockout for a savage Frenchman. Well, savage for a Frenchman, I’m not sure if Frenchmen can be savage.    Sub: Terry Bollea The only option for the award, Bollea’s finish was eerily similar to Timur’s, maybe they planned the same sub with the same text before their fights. Anyway, Dominguez arm was nearly ripped out of its socket, and Thunderlips can kiss that man goodbye.    FOTN: Bud Lawrence vs Back Up Since the tournament creator had obviously paid the judges to make him win, Lawrence knew he needed a finish. Up proved to be quite the starter though, as he landed a few crisp knockdowns that he wasn’t able to finish. This may have been due to his clinch strategy, which he never was able to pull off because he doesn’t know how to instigate one. And yes, his manager is still salty that he didn’t just fight standing up the entire time. Credit to Lawrence, he was knocked down twice and still managed to win the fight on a massive overhand to the dome of Up. A very back and forth fight from the 2, which contributed to 1 of the few wins for team Bobbit. Other notes: The other captain, Bobbits fighter was massacred by an overhand as well, ending Bobbit’s run before it even started. Bowser Big Dog clearly had a score to settle with the opposing captain.    Tosh Lodi’s Kaya Kainga won his fight in a mere 18 seconds, knocking out a tournament favorite in Steve Hunt from Vaz. Leland Thibodeaux knocked out our boy Mike’s fighter in round 1, ending the possibility of a Cinderella story from the man himself.   See y’all in round 2! Let’s see if team Bobbit can turn the tide on the heavy favorites in team Ramirez!

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