El President
So it's me and this Dagestani booty spanker Khamzat Magomedov in the finals, never fear though Your president elect is here. Double Elimination rules, so if he does pull off the SHOCKER he gonna have to do it again. Fret not, I will be victorious this first fight, or my name isn't Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho aka El President!"