gwad12345 Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 (edited) A spectre is haunting MMATycoon – the spectre of The [insert number here] Musketeers. The following harrowing interview was conducted by our brave journalist, Trent McReporterson. http://www.icrewz.com/wp-content/files/Multi-Media-News-Reporter.jpg The first emotion I felt as I entered the den of the fearsome Musketeers was, naturally, one of intimidation. These swashbuckling rapscallions decreed from on high their intentions in no uncertain terms. As I entered Ryan Epicity was on the tail end of a clearly rousing speech “The Iron is hot! The time to strike is nigh! The game is ours!” he bellowed. I had anticipated that my reporting from Beirut and Fallujah would prepare me for the most frightening this world had to offer. I was wrong. I made my way up to the most handsome of the Musketeers, one G Wad. Already on edge by the sheer magnitude of his presence, I fumbled out the following question in a manner unbecoming of a professional journalist. "Ehh Sir Wad. Your new alliance is really something isn’t it?" Raising his eyebrows in a subtle yet telling fashion, he surveyed me from head to toe as a shiver ran down my spine. At long length he replied, in a calm but firm voice, “The name is Sir G Wad and I would ask you kindly to avert your gaze when you address me, peasant.” Not a good start but if my extensive interviews with the Mujahideen has taught me anything, it is that you must press on. He mercifully turned his head for a moment to order another flagon of ale which allowed me to collect myself. “Quite right,” I said, as he turned around. I hurriedly reached into my bag to grab a notebook into which I buried my head for the rest of the interview so as not to further antagonize this spectacle of a man. “Tell me about your new alliance then, good sir.” “And what an alliance it is!” he said, now quite animated, and took a huge gulp out of his flagon. “This is not an alliance that will compete for the top. We are the top. People are already flocking from hither and thither to pay tribute to our magnificence.” I could not argue with the man but I had come here for a story, not PR. I wanted to judge his reaction to other esteemed voices in the Tycoon community. “What do you make of all this business between Ryan, yourself and CK? I have seen him post in increased frequency these last few days,” I asked. “Who?” Replied G Wad? “Chris Karter?”, I said, slightly taken aback. G Wad then beckoned to the barmaid who promptly brought him a few papers which he quickly began perusing. He was searching for a good 2 minutes before a quick query with the barmaid elucidated that this document was a list of full manager rankings. Finally, he said, “I can’t find him.” “Maybe try the second page” I said, reassuringly. G Wad let out a vocal grunt and said “I never knew there was a second page.” Finally, down near the bottom, at rank 108, G Wad found him. “Oh that guy, yea sure. Truly remarkable knowledge of statistics, if I recall correctly. What of him?” “Do you have any comments on some of his recent posts?” “I try not to pay too much attention to rabble rousers,” he replied, dismissively. “But you have to admit he carries a large reputation. Most in the community would be proud to be compared to the man,” I said, hoping this would stoke a reaction. G Wad calmly flicked a speck of dust from his tunic and said, “So CK is the standard of excellence in men now? I would argue that that is an overly generous barometer for a street cretin let alone our elite troupe. If you take CK’s unenviable characteristics as a sort of average, you would have to conclude that 90% of the population is ‘tall’ and 99% of the population is ‘well-endowed’.” Stealing another glance at G Wad’s face I added, “You didn’t mention anything about the hair.” G Wad recoiled slightly before replying, “I try not to dwell on things that make me nauseous. Next question please.” Pressing on, as this was the story I had been tasked to uncover, I said “There have been other trolls who have said…” Cutting me off before I could finish, G Wad, back to his more dismissive tone, said, “If you are referring to Shiftas, you must be having a laugh to even consider him as such. In fairness to him I heard that Wolf and Aaron lowered his IQ attribute to 10. The lowest it’s supposed to go is 75. Some say that that was how they got caught.” “Hmm, that explains the rumors I heard about him and his best friend Rain Thunder. I heard that their favorite thing to do is sit together for hours and count each other brain cells,” I replied. An astonished G Wad, retorted, “I am surprised that they can count to 6.” “That’s why it takes them hours”, I answered, nodding. All this talk of lesser members of the Tycoon community had clearly caused G Wad to lose interest. “Anyway, I think that will be all for today,” he said, turning his back. With nothing left to do, I slunk out… [update: At the moment this interview was conducted Christopher Karter had, what we call in the industry, a shit rank. We would like to congratulate him on his remarkable overachievement to get within 50 ranks of the lowest ranked Musketeer] Edited December 3, 2016 by gwad12345 8 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 Chris Karter and Avon walk into the room carrying two files. He places one file on the table. Ryan's Epic Beatdown He then opens up the other file for G Wad to see... Chris Karter vs The Musketqueers6-1-1 vs Ryan Epicity 3-0 vs GBK1-1 vs G Wad2-0 vs Stu Mack Total Record: 11-2-1 *** Gwad's win:(Karter's fighter) Wonderful - Competent - Superb - Brown vs (GWad's fighter) Exceptional - Remarkable - Exceptional - Purple Ryan's win: (Karter's fighter) Wonderful - Exceptional - Sensational - Brown vs (Ryan's fighter) Elite - Sensational - Elite - Brown Avon and Chris Karter exit the room... http://i.imgur.com/cuXmZlh.gif 7 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted December 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 Gwad's win: (Karter's fighter) Wonderful - Competent - Superb - Brown vs (GWad's fighter) Exceptional - Remarkable - Exceptional - Purple Karter's win: A QFC Fight It's a shame we haven't had more fights Christopher. I had this naive idea that after moving the bulk of my roster into orgs like Evo, Syn and CEC we would have the opportunity to fight each other more often. Alas, seems as if the only place one can find you is in QFCs and ID orgs. Pity. 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 Karter's win: A QFC Fight It's a shame we haven't had more fights Christopher. I had this naive idea that after moving the bulk of my roster into orgs like Evo, Syn and CEC we would have the opportunity to fight each other more often. Alas, seems as if the only place one can find you is in QFCs and ID orgs. Pity. QFC fight skills were even, unlike the matchup you got @ VCL by giving the org owner a rim job. 5 out of my 6 active vets are in top 10 orgs, 3 fighters in top 3 ranked orgs. The other guy is KT fighter in the #1 KT org. Other 11 fighters on my roster are 270K or younger (3 x 270k) (2 x 280k) (6 x 300k) p.s. don't mistake EVO for a top org. It's a hype farm dumpster where jug's buddies can hand-select opponents and can crush in return for sexual favors. 5 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwad12345 Posted December 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 QFC fight skills were even, unlike the matchup you got @ VCL by giving the org owner a rim job. 5 out of my 6 active vets are in top 10 orgs, 3 fighters in top 3 ranked orgs. The other guy is KT fighter in the #1 KT org. Other 11 fighters on my roster are 270K or younger (3 x 270k) (2 x 280k) (6 x 300k) p.s. don't mistake EVO for a top org. It's a hype farm dumpster where jug's buddies can hand-select opponents and can crush in return for sexual favors. ....Aaaaand now its time for everyone's favorite gameshow: Guess how many of chris karter's fighters have won titles from top ten orgs in the past year! [Raucous applause] http://www.wonderslist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Hollywood-Squares.jpg Drum roll please while our contestants think it over. Our supercomputer has finished analyzing the results: 1 - Ozzy McCan - Trinity 5 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rambo Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/trophies/p4pG2.jpghttp://www.mmatycoon.com/images/trophies/p4pG2.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/trophies/p4pS2.jpghttp://www.mmatycoon.com/images/trophies/p4pS2.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/twgc/twgc_belt.jpghttp://www.mmatycoon.com/images/twgc/twgc_belt.jpghttp://www.mmatycoon.com/images/twgc/twgc_belt.jpghttp://www.mmatycoon.com/images/twgc/twgc_belt.jpghttp://www.mmatycoon.com/images/twgc/twgc_belt.jpg 11-2-1 vs your alliance 3 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaleMan Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 kick out GBK and you have "ok" alliance 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 Karter is on fire. He needs his own award of 2016! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenlow73 Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 Karter is on fire. He needs his own award of 2016! He can have KRads. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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