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  1. Well damn, forgot to set sliders for Chula. Either way, I hope that Chula earned a direct rematch anyway given his status and run?
  2. Evan Duvernay 22-4-0 35 p4p All set. Good luck man, may the best man win. Nothing but respect for you, but I obviously want that belt.
  3. Paddy "360°" Mcgillicutty 9-3-0 361 p4p(Owner and manager of Paddy's Enhancing Drugs) Seems like it really doesn't matter how many guys Manne sends to face me, none of them gets even close to beating me. Whoop whoop, ass whoop. Well I reckon that's a shut out for Mcgillicutty, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:28 Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:27 Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 29:28 In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Paddy Mcgillicutty!Paddy Mcgillicutty was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.
  4. Actual footage of Maurice standing behind Convicted's locked Golden Showers' entrance doors.
  5. Another top challenger bites the dust. And STILL, the Syn 135lbs AND 145lbs champion of the world, 2022 Olympic Gold medalist at 135lbs, KILLER KIDD ! Well Kidd has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Yuuki Gou scores the fight 49:46 Judge Taro Takaoka scores the fight 50:45 Judge Ren Mimura scores the fight 50:45 In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Killer Kidd!Killer Kidd retains his featherweight title!Our winner, Killer Kidd, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans. Killer Kidd 28-4-3 3 p4p
  6. Evan Duvernay 22-4-0 35 p4p And this his how I entertain myself while the champ goes off to 170lbs for double champ status (congrats by the way!). See you soon Mr. Pawlik and honestly, a sincere congratulations on my part for the double Syn champ status (like my team mate Killer Kid) and for reaching number one p4p. Reinikainen throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Duvernay's head.Duvernay cracks Reinikainen with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Reinikainen looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away� can Duvernay finish him?Reinikainen is rocked!Duvernay defending well as Reinikainen loads up on a big left hand.Oh Reinikainen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!Reinikainen is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.Reinikainen with a hook.Reinikainen is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.Duvernay throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Reinikainen sees it coming and avoids it easily.Reinikainen seems to have got his legs back now.Duvernay misses the jab.Reinikainen throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.Duvernay throws out a counter right but Reinikainen avoids it with no problem.Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Duvernay! This one is all over!Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Evan Duvernay!Evan Duvernay got down on his knees post fight and begged the management for a title shot. 'Please, I want that title shot so bad! Give it to me!'
  7. Yannick "Menton de Granit" Sakala 10-3-0 451 p4p Stoked to have earned my title shot! The champ is no slouch and I don't see my past victory over him as a big confidence booster. We start with a clean sheet and I will study how to dispatch of the champ and claim what should have been mine a long time ago already, the Enigma 265lbs-belt. I'm a problem for anyone in the division and I hope to set a statement.
  8. Yaden "Pride of Tibet" Dhargey 12-1-0 123 p4p I'm glad that after the asswhooping I gave to number one contender Armando, a new challenger has presented himself. I have faced AJ his 'Black Panther' once before and I was in amazing form that day, subbing him in the first round. However, he has improved a lot since then and I actually see him as a totally new challenge, as if I have never faced him before. A puzzle to solve, a mind to break. May the best man win.
  9. Arax Lightspeed 6-2-0 562 p4p I must have made a very lasting impression in my last bout, as my new opponent has left the fight offer pending, likely looking for excuses. Fook 'mi' Man, sign the contract boy. Let us see how your perfect record holds up against an actual quality opponent like myself.
  10. Keywon Reeves 7-1-0 324 p4p I very much approve this tribute and look forward to wearing my new style in pride very soon.
  11. Honestly that is mighty impressive Mentor, amazing job!
  12. Arax Lightspeed 6-2-0 562 p4p I honestly did not expect to dominate this guy the way I did. Stoked, absolutely stoked with this win and massive KO! Santo Amaro is holding his hands too far apart here. Lightspeed throws a hard, straight punch right down the pipe and BOOM! Santo Amaro is out! That punch landed square on the jaw - what a shot!Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Arax Lightspeed!A very excited looking Arax Lightspeed made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
  13. Rudy Beckwith 7-1-0 669 p4p Good boy.
  14. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 9-0-0 206 p4p Anyone can tickle/cuddle right from birth, no training required. Your specialty is boring, easy and only a tiny facet of the sport that we are competing in. And just to be clear, there are tons of guys and girls out there who would school you on the ground. Same goes for my striking. I don't have the pretention to say that nobody can beat me at striking, hell no. Humble goes a long way, as shows my record of accomplishments.
  15. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 9-0-0 206 p4p I fall in a fourth category: the one who already beat you. You impressive? Dryhumping and spamming cuddles, shit, how impressive. A toddler (or a chihuahua) could do that, likely way better and cuter than you. 🤣
  16. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 9-0-0 206 p4p You are either dillusional or a comedian.
  17. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 9-0-0 206 p4p I don't brag about being the best striker on here, while ignoring apparently that I signed up for MMA. I don't call myself the 'king of the standup'. I'm just the best allround MMA fighter currently at 155lbs, deal with it. Your constant nagging about 'king of the ground' is just damn lazy man. You are fighting MMA, deal with it. And there won't be more standing up than the first time. If you spend more than one minute standing with me, your ass will be on the floor knocked out clean.
  18. Rudy Beckwith 7-1-0 669 p4p Don't fool us, as I heard a consistent rumor that Charles has been working on his ground game lately. Or maybe that was just him dryhumping his rottweiler, who knows.
  19. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 9-0-0 206 p4p I don't know why you went to 170lbs for one fight (to fight underweight) and then come back to 155lbs and fight for the 155lbs-belt. I respect your ground game, but don't see you as an actual MMA fighter. You keep referring to yourself as 'king of the ground' and as if the only relevant part for you is the ground. Well guess what, bjj is a different sport. You claim that you'll spend more time on the feet than in our previous fight (where you spammed takedowns continously) until I knocked you out and that you will show more patience. Well, I honestly don't believe one word of that statement. You'll be dryhumping my leg 24/7 or die trying. We all know that. There is no shame in admitting that, altough the action itself is humiliating. PS: if you actually would dare to keep the fight standing, you'll spend a very long time on the ground afterwards, flatlined and breathing through a tube. Be my guest.
  20. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 9-0-0 206 p4p When one is Bellicose-royalty like me and my team mate Reeves, no invitation is needed to speak up. Certainly not when it is to entice a muppet to sign his contract offer, instead of yapping as an unsigned free agent. Walk the walk, or stop the talk.
  21. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 9-0-0 206 p4p You are 4-2 at Bellicose and lost two out of your 3 title fights here. Sit your ass down boy and sign a new contract here to prove your worth in the cage, instead of on social media. Up to this point, you don't have any right to consider yourself anything but just above average. Just.
  22. Keywon Reeves 7-1-0 324 p4p He is linked to nobody but his mommy and daddy.
  23. Keywon Reeves 7-1-0 324 p4p Why is 'Daddy' speaking out of his ass when he isn't even signed to this org? Bark up the correct tree you goddamn pale chihuahua. When you come fight here at Bellicose and prove worthy, by all means I would be glad to pummel you through the ground. Your face looks mauled already and you haven't done shit yet 🤣
  24. Keywon Reeves 7-1-0 324 p4p Humor me, who is the 265lbs that guy you will send to Bellicose to 'break' MY division? Or did you just mean that you won't get your own lazy ass out of your rocking chair again and your mommy will feed you chips and chicken nuggest again all day, until you are the first 265lbs person to only be 4feet tall...?
  25. Rak "Bad to the bone" Boonliang 9-0-0 206 p4p This is just... wow! Amazing stuff man. Proud to be the 4x Bellicose 155lbs champion and counting!
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