Madness

Offering 1 year for $1.5mil. Reply in-thread, and only accepting 1st reply.

Oops, he did it again. Sucks we have to miss out on a great fight, but it was just a matter of time. We all saw how big he was getting during his layoff, and he isn't known for staying clean.

He got tired because he got hit. It wasn't a cardio issue. He got beat up.

Sure, if he gets him down he can win. If he gets hit he will lose. This fight is a toss up to me. Could end either way, but I doubt we will see a decision.

He was only 42? I always assumed he was well into his 50's. I respect what he was able to do. It sucks to see so many lost too early.

Who the hell would neg that? The best humor has a hint of truth to it. I gave it a +1 and a good laugh.

One thing jumped out at me while watching that. I had to look for more information on it. http://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ariel-helwani/report-ariel-helwani-reveals-that-things-previously-got-physical-with-the-ufc/

Since when did Hendo start flinging head kicks? That elbow was brutal perfection. Great situational awareness to swing that back. He now has 2 of the best KO's on his resume. Sad to see him retire when Bisping is champ, but it was a smart move at his age.

I was planning to pay for the event and have some friends over. Looks like 200 will be streamed instead.

He touched me somewhere else. My heart, you sick perverts.

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A Canadian, Cuban, and white supremacist walk into a bar. The bar tender says, "What would you like to drink, Ted Cruz?"

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Contact me in-game for specifics on what you are looking for. I am interested.

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I think fighters have their own personalities or strengths. My best kicker as far as accuracy and power has the lowest kicks on my roster. My best wrestler with elite TD's can't land one to save his life while I have guys who are mainly strikers who can land them at will. I set their sliders similarly when going for TD's, so it isn't like the wrestler is going too high on them.

During the Reign of Terror of the French Revolution, one morning's executions began with three men: a rabbi, a Catholicpriest, and a rationalist skeptic. The rabbi was marched up onto the platform first. There, facing the guillotine, he was asked if he had any last words. And the rabbi cried out, "I believe in the one and only true God, and He shall save me." The executioner then positioned the rabbi below the blade, set the block above his neck, and pulled the cord to set the terrible instrument in motion. The heavy cleaver plunged downward, searing the air. But then, abruptly, it stopped with a crack just a few inches above the would-be victim's neck. To which the rabbi said, "I told you so." "It's a miracle!" gasped the crowd. And the executioner had to agree, letting the rabbi go. Next in line was the priest. Asked for his final words, he declared, "I believe in Jesus Christ the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost who will rescue me in my hour of need." The executioner then positioned this man beneath the blade. And he pulled the cord. Again the blade flew downward thump! creak! ...stopping just short of its mark once more. "Another miracle!" sighed the disappointed crowd. And the executioner for the second time had no choice but to let the condemned go free. Now it was the skeptic's turn. "What final words have you to say?" he was asked. But the skeptic didn't hear. Staring intently at the ominous engine of death, he seemed lost. Not until the executioner poked him in the ribs and the question was asked again did he reply. "Oh, I see your problem," the skeptic said pointing. "You've got a blockage in the gear assembly, right there!"

As an atheist I find you all to be fair game. What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12. Why do Jewish men like watching porno movies backwards? They like the part where the prostitute gives the money back. A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street. A 13-year old boy walks in front of them.The priest says to the rabbi "that boy is hot, isn't he? Let's screw him." The rabbi replies "screw him out of what?" Two Muslims walk into a bar. Just kidding. They're not allowed. What do you call a Muslim doctor? Amed What do you get when you cross a Jehova's Witness with an atheist? Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason. Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.

The only way this fight would happen is if Dana thought Conor would win and show MMA boxing to be superior. Since he would have to be retarded to believe that it will never be allowed.

Mount is too easy to get, and you can spam elbows with no energy. The other thing I do is when they are close to the cage any clinch is straight to thai clinch. One knee against the cage, and they drop automatically. Too easy and boring.

Damn, that is too much drama for me.

Honestly, I served in the Marines, and our training sucked. It was so impractical. Enough to get you the confidence to be in a fight, but not enough to do very well once the fight starts. I remember the idiotic way they wanted you to get out of a front headlock. Grab the nuts, twist, pull, 360 degree spin, grab the back of their shirt, knee to the face, kick over your head and sweep the leg on the way down, and stomp the face. When it was my turn I dropped my hips, lifted him up, and slammed him on his head. Now that line training has a belt system it has just gotten worse.

Bjorn, don't take it personal. Run your mouth and have fun with it. It's the internet. It isn't like someone you know or care about is slagging you. Just some random faceless dude on the internet who is asking you to slag him right back. People go after you, because you take crap too personal. They smell blood. Likely vaginal. Enjoy when you get burned, and toss it right back. That is the whole point of a smack thread. If you have fun with is everyone else will, too. If you legitimately do dislike each other all the better. If you sulk and whine about something a complete stranger said we will still have our fun. It will just be at your expense.

I came in here thinking this thread was about comparing penis sizes. I was not disappointed.