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Hello children, it's your uncle Manny here. As you may or may not know, Patty Mcshittystereotype finally stepped out from bjorn's skirts and accepted a fight against former top 10 LW Satanic Panic. Well, the fight is coming up this weekend, and the question everyone is asking is this: How does a joke of a fighter match up against a joke fighter? Stay tuned, and we'll find out together. Who is Patty McGregoriggles? Young Patrick burst onto the (twitter) scene at just 18, and has been a fly in the ointment of every self-respecting 155er ever since. He's managed to amass a significant following on the back of hundreds of content-less newspaper 'articles' and his manager's verbal diarrhea. He's also crushed a couple of cans in his org, "super wolf fun times". Despite his alleged father being a giant ginger in a bowtie, Patrice himself looks more like a very constipated Joe Rogan. Yeah. Who is Satanic Panic? Satanic panic is a moral panic consisting of over 12,000 unsubstantiated cases of Satanic ritual abuse (SRA, sometimes known as ritual abuse, ritualistic abuse, organized abuse, or sadistic ritual abuse) starting in the United States in the 1980s, spreading throughout many parts of the world by the late 1990s, and persisting today. The panic originated in 1980 with the publication of Michelle Remembers, a book co-written by Canadian psychiatrist Lawrence Pazder and his patient (and future wife), Michelle Smith, which used the discredited practice of recovered-memory therapy to make sweeping lurid claims about satanic ritual abuse involving Smith. The allegations which afterwards arose throughout much of the United States involved reports of physical and sexual abuse of people in the context of occult or Satanic rituals. In its most extreme form, allegations involve a conspiracy of a global Satanic cult that includes the wealthy and powerful world elite in which children are abducted or bred for human sacrifices, pornography, and prostitution. Nearly every aspect of the ritual abuse is controversial, including its definition, the source of the allegations and proof thereof, testimonies of alleged victims, and court cases involving the allegations and criminal investigations. The panic affected lawyers, therapists, and social workers who handled allegations of child sexual abuse. Allegations initially brought together widely dissimilar groups, including religious fundamentalists, police investigators, child advocates, therapists, and clients in psychotherapy. The term satanic abuse was more common early on; this later became satanic ritual abuse and further secularized into simply ritual abuse.[1] Over time, the accusations became more closely associated with dissociative identity disorder (then called multiple personality disorder)[2] and anti-government conspiracy theories.[3][4] Initial interest arose via the publicity campaign for Pazder's 1980 book Michelle Remembers, and it was sustained and popularized throughout the decade by coverage of the McMartin preschool trial. Testimonials, symptom lists, rumors, and techniques to investigate or uncover memories of SRA were disseminated through professional, popular, and religious conferences, as well as through talk shows, sustaining and further spreading the moral panic throughout the United States and beyond. In some cases, allegations resulted in criminal trials with varying results; after seven years in court, the McMartin trial resulted in no convictions for any of the accused, while other cases resulted in lengthy sentences, some of which were later reversed.[5] Scholarly interest in the topic slowly built, eventually resulting in the conclusion that the phenomenon was a moral panic, which, as one researcher put it in 2017, "involved hundreds of accusations that devil-worshipping paedophiles were operating America's white middle-class suburban daycare centers."[6] Of the more than 12,000 documented accusations nationwide, investigating police were not able to substantiate any allegations of organized cult abuse.[7] Fight predictions? Patricia is Irish and thus probably Catholic. Catholics are a kind of Christian, but they put more of an emphasis on urban myths and systemic child molestation than on what the Bible says. Christians are very scared of Satanic Panic. Meanwhile, Satanic Panic has fought Christianity over 12 000 times since the 1980s according to his bio. Satanic Panic by TKO (Ritual abuse) Watch the fight. Or don't, I guess. SUPER WOLF FUN TIMES doesn't do PPVs. https://mmatycoon.com/scoutfight.php?fida=360065&fidb=360000

To everyone's great surprise, fighting and beating top competition is valued higher than writing fan fiction about mob wives and submitting bums. In the words of a Tycoon legend: U jelly?

Hello everyone. I'm Adrian, a 21 year old martial arts enthusiast living in the Pacific North West. How I got introduced to MMA Tycoon: I started following martial arts closely back in 2014, and very quickly it became my favorite sport. I rarely evey miss major fight events. I started grappling and combat sports training in real life and decided that I would like to pursue MMA as my career path with the hope of facing and beating my idol, the great Georges St-Pierre one day! Unfortunately after two years of daily hard work I was forced to leave my gym and move to a different state and here in PNW I couldn't find a good wrestling club that matched what I wanted, and overtime I stopped thinking about training and got into regular life stop such as family and friends, relationships, work, school etc. I've loved EA Sports UFC 2 & 3 games but they always lacked one feature that I wanted the most.. The Universe Mode. A game mode where I get to play as the UFC president and have my own cool and organic rankings, storylines, rivalries, fantasy match-ups, super fights etc. All I could do and have was hopes and dreams until I ran across this website called MMA Tycoon. Not going to lie I've been here before, I tried it back in 2017-18 I'd say but I didn't find the user interface appealing enough, and I simply didn't want to wait weeks/months/years for my fighters to become world class and fight for major world titles. GAME RELATED STUFF: So about 2 months ago I finally decided to give this game a shot, and after understanding the mechanics and evolution aspect of the fighters, and realizing that I could finally have my dream virtual match-maker job, I couldn't help it not to go VIP and as soon as I did, I started this new VERY COOL +355K fight organization called "Core Combat" (5763)! (with a few 354500k exceptions) At first I did not know that we could only work on a single company and started planning on my monopoly Core Combat brand and designed multiple cool looking T-shirts and fight gear. Then researched a bit about gym managements and thinking I could start my second company on the 7th day after the first creating the first one, I was shocked/disappointed to realize I could only have Core Combat, the fight org. But it was alright, after all that was the main reason I joined this game. I wanted take my sweet time and hire new talents, and start having my events whenever the heck I was ready! One thing I hadn't considered/knew back then was that these managers that were signing their fighters with me wanted to get a fight ASAP and some fighters inactivity was getting close to 20 something days and I didn't know how that could negatively effect my org. I was slowly booking and filling new events until I was confronted by one of the most absurd and bi-polar people I've chatted with on this website. (interestingly enough this was one of the very few managers that I've spoken with and he assured me that I can run my divisions however I wanted them and I can take my time and he doesn't mind waiting) So I thought he was one of the chillest managers in my org based on our previous conversations until 2 days ago I received this message: "hey man, I have 3 fighters in your org that have been waiting for a fight offer for 11+ days. whats going on? there are fighters available in the divisions last time we spoke, you said winners from the first event would fight each other and I could get a crack at the losers. but none of those guys have any fight offers. what is going on here? ive been patiently waiting and blindly gave you a 10 rating on all my fighters, but im quickly seeing how that was a mistake" (the conversation with him carried on for a bit) BOOM!!! A Great Awakening superman punch in the mouth!! I had no idea there was anyone mad at me in this game let alone in my brand new VERY COOL org! I replied to him and tried to explain why I haven't offered him fights and promised I'd fix things up by the next day. And I did try to. I booked a new event (with a VERY COOL poster) and offered most of the guys who had high inactivity fights, including this guys'. Unfortunately one of the fights was declined and the other is still under offer. Not until today was I at all worried until I received this message: "good morning, please release my fighters (initials) M.G. , M.A. , and K.C. . I will send you back their signing bonuses, thank you" (the conversation carried on for a bit) BOOM!!! Flying arm-bar sub attempt!! Why??? What's the deal? I TRIED !!!!!!!!!! Then I realized he left a 1/10 rating with all of his 3 fighters leaving the org with a 25% review. He proceeded to explain that he's spoken with other managers in the org and in my view, started a sabotage campaign! Now I don't believe holding fighters hostage is the right thing to do but I did try to get him a fair fight again today (also going against my own rule of fighters being required to win at least once to receive a title shot, and gave this guy a shot against someone else who won his debut in my first event) and he declined my offer. I guess what I'm really salty about is the fact that he's damaged the company's reputation and even though I tried to fix my mistakes, it doesn't seem as he's going to remove his negative rating regardless of my efforts! ( I did try and spent around 3 hours combined work trying to improve the org in the past day, even though most of it I realize now was pointless due to my inexperience.) I realize I haven't done the best job but at least I'm trying to fix it. Is it fair for his fighters to remain in the org's possession until/unless he agrees to remove his rating? I'd say right now about 90% of the active fighters have a fight booked in the next month. So if you're on of those managers in the 10% category please relax! take a deep breathe mate! It's going to be A-OK! I'll try to make things right! If you don't have a fight right now it's probably because either you just joined, or I haven't found an equally skilled opponent for you to face. (which is why I started to recruit a lot of new guys again) Hope new org owners can learn a couple things from this and regardless of what happens, this will be a valuable lesson for all of us!!

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14114052226154.gif Ryu "Usami" Musashi (246815) Once upon a time there was a family so rich, that they had as much money themselves as the rest of Japan had together. The head of the family was called Raiko Musashi and was known under the name of The Green Dragon in the world. He was the most searched after man in the history of Interpol. Raiko was believed to have killed 87 persons himself and ordered the assassinations of over 300 others. The only problem was that there was no evidence and not a single human being was found that dared testifying against him. He was easily the most brutal killer to have ever set foot on this earth. He didn't just kill his victims, he destroyed them. On 24 August 1994 , one of his wives gave birth to Ryu "Usami" Musashi. The boy was threated like a prince as he would be the next heir of the trown of the Yakuza. After he spend most of his childhood in a huge palace with 100 servants and everything he wanted, Raiko his advisors told him that it was time to find out if Ryu had what was needed to inherit the title of The Green Dragon. At the age of 17, Ryu was send to the wolves and had to live in the wilderness for almost one year. Not only did he survive the horrible situation he was put in, he actually had even become the packleader of the wolves. His father was amazed by what he saw and smiled. He knew he had raised his son well. The Yakuza had a bright future. As soon as he became 18 years old, he joined a gym and started training MMA. His trainers soon saw that they had a big talent in their ranks and decided that he should test himself with a first fight. Vhong Lee was brave enough to step up and take the challenge. Unfortunately for him, Musashi was way to strong and KO'ed him into retirement in the beginning of the second round. Clark Terry was his next opponent and pretty much the same story again. The only difference was that it only took Ryu 9 seconds this time to end the career of his opponent. The Japanese wonderkid went on to also win his third pro fight by stoppage after just 1min13sec. He decided that it was time to get a fight with a better opponent and faced Young Blood, an excellent boxer with KO- power. He was undefeated also at the time. Ryu dominated the fight for 3 rounds before ending it with a big uppercut in the fourth. He absolutely wanted to go 5-0-0 before getting back into training camp and booked a fight with Da Silva. The poor fellow as knocked out cold with a stunning uppercut in the first round. His manager had seen enough and knew that his pupil was a great talent. The 20 year old has a new fight sceduled against a 28year old opponent. Ryu might not have the advantage in experience, but he is for sure not a guy to take lightly. He told me that he is very much looking forward to destroying another opponent and get his hand raised for the sixth consecutive time.

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14289445908269.jpg Dickie "The Dirt" Dirty Hey everyone! After going 8-1-0 as a pro martial artist, my manager decided that it was time to leave everything behind and leave me in the gutter. I had some hard times , but I feel rejuvenated now under a new manager. He is proud to have picked me up and thinks that I can go a long way in this sport. I really hope so, because I don't want to let my manager down. I want everyone to know that I'm not called Dickie because of what hangs between my legs. My father his first name was Dick and since I am younger, obviously, they called me Dickie, as sort of a Dick JR kind of thing. I wish I could show you a picture of it to prove that it's not small, but I'm sure that my manager wouldn't be happy with that. I notice that female MMA fighters pose nude, so why shouldn't I do it? Maybe later. In fact, I have a second job, and I'm a pro in it as well. I'm an adult movie star. I have been contracted already by pretty much all the top websites. I'm the 5th ranked male pornstar in Vegas and I specialise in Asian chicks. Asa Akira is my personal favorite collegue. I'm not going to lie, the business really pays well and it's great fun. The thing is that I love fighting as well, so I try to combine both jobs. My manager has told me that I should stop trying to combine both, but I just see those movies as an extra conditioning training. As for my MMA achievements so far, I can tell you that I'm 8-1-0 and have never been finished. I also am the only ever 155lbs Ascension Amsterdam champ and had two succesful title defenses. I'm currently in training and my manager is looking for the best org to let me fight in. I already had some cool offers he told me.

http://www.irishgathering.ie/images/coa/2011/brophy_large.gif "Though the pen is mightier than the sword, the sword speaks louder and stronger at any given moment." - Leonard Wibberley It began back in the year 2009, when an 18 year old unknown fighter first stepped into an MMA cage. The nerves were on edge, his heart was racing, his pulse quickening, trickles of sweat slipping down his brow. As soon as his opponent stepped into the cage opposite him however, he felt at easy. His pulse slowed, his heart calmed, the nerves settled, and the sweat quickly evaporated. While he may not have known it at the time, looking back, that is when Grant Brophy (38705) knew that he had started something that would be almost 22 years (Game time) in the making! Welcome to my thread regarding my projects who will be fighting under the Brophy banner! From this thread, I will be updating their progress, making comments on them, posting any smacktalk they engage in, and doing different write ups regarding them. Now, enough of the blabbering on from me, I think it is time you met the fighters....... ACTIVE FIGHTERS "The Berlin Bruiser" Bob Brophy "Dutch Gold" John Brophy "Mini Braveheart" Davie Brophy "Ragin" Ryan Brophy Ash "The Pokémaster" Brophy "The Wolf" Michael Brophy Red Brophy RETIRED FIGHTERS Grant Brophy "The Swagicorn" Conor Brophy "The Prodigal Son" Grant Brophy Jr

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14157567778050.png Tevin Mangrove Jr, Formally known as Donzel Fortunado was dropped from his fight manager and lost everything. After a few months of homeless begging, non-stop alcoholism and strip club slumming, Donzel was found unconscious and half naked in a back alley by Tevin Mangrove. It is inconclusive if he was knocked out by the club bouncers or the empty bottle of vodka that they cracked over his head. Neither mattered to Tevin could since he could clearly see that Donzel was a carrier of Enormous Phallic disease and decided to become a producer of his adult movies. Donzel blew up and became one of the biggest names in the industry, dyed his hair, and gained the nickname “The big finish” for… well… his big finishes. He saw Tevin as his father so he decided to get his name officially changed to Tevin Mangrove Jr, when the fate of his MMA past came returned with a vengeance. His girlfriend that he also performed with begged him to help her stop the guys at her gym from wrongly violating her and begging her for a gangbang so he showed up at the gym angrily only to realize that these guys were bigger, stronger and better than him in every aspect of fighting. He told his girlfriend that those guys were right and that she should oblige. Then he began training with them, under ScoobyAli. He never saw his girl again but quickly became a terribly high skilled fighter. Now he is looking to get big finishes all over the MMA world as well as all over beautiful women worldwide. This is the epic life of Tevin Mangrove Jr.

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14206495292270.jpg Silas "Albino" Monk Silas is an albino and devoted monk of the Catholic organization Opus Dei. He often hurts himself as punishment for his crimes. He grew up in Marseille with his parents. His childhood was far from ideal as his father was furious about having an albino as a son and blamed his wife. After a few years of beatings and cruel punishments, his father killed her. Silas , only seven years of age at that time, couldn’t deal with the pain of losing his mother. Two weeks after the murder on his mother, Silas used a buther’s knife to kill his father in one of the most brutal murders in the history of mankind. He ran away and was chased down by police from all over the world. He lived a life of crime for many years, making it even to the top 20 of most searched for criminals in the world by the FBI. After killing two gangmembers in Spain, he was imprisoned in Andorra in the Pyrenees. As if God wanted to save him, an earthquake destroyed the prison walls and he was free again. He met a young Spanish priest, named Manuel Aringarosa, who got him back on the right path. When he was born, Silas wasn’t called Silas, but Marcel. The Spanish priest gave him his new name, after a person in the Bible who was freed as well by an earthquake. Aringarosa would go on to become the head of Opus Dei and Silas became his enforcer. Even at his young age, he already was one of the most fearced assasins in the world. Opus Dei created an MMA team a few months ago and Silas is the most promising young fighter in their team. Remember his name guys! He is the real deal.

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14125321867425.jpg Alexy Innokenti (260605) On the 11th of October 1996, a child come to earth. His mother was supposed to give birth to him on the 12th, but she just couldn't hold him anymore. The father was in prison for burglary and manslaughter. He was facing a lifelong sentence. As a poor single mother, Nathalia knew she couldn't keep the baby. After two long cold nights, she decided to place him at the door of the local chapel in Stary Oskol. Luckily for the baby, russians are religious and he was picked up by a woman that went to church to pray the same evening. Later at night, she came home with the child and discussed with her husband what they would do. They drunk a few wodkas and decided that they would raise the kid as their own. Their names are Olga Feodorovna Emelianenko and Vladimir Alexanderovich Emelianenko. The family already had 4 kids; Fedor, Alexander, Marina and Ivan. They called the newborn Alexy Innokenti. The Emelianenko family wasn't rich and had a hard time getting enough food and drink for their kids. Alexander soon got on the wrong path and joined a local streetgang. He was arrested soon after for multiple burglaries and fights on the russian Streets. Fedor on the other hand was a quiet, hard working boy. You might now him now under his fight name 'The last emperor'. He became an absolute legend of the sport. What many don't know is that the adopted boy , Alexy, is an mma prodigy himself. He was trained the same way as his brothers , by hard grueling workouts. He has some outstanding skills and is according to his trainers an absolute beast. But numbers say more then words sometimes: 3 x European Combat Sambo champion , 2 x Russian National champion and a staggering 5 Combat Sambo world titles. After a drink with Fedor, Alexy decided to try out at the Tiger Muay Thai academy in Phuket. He passed the test with flying colors. He won the scolarships for both MMA and Muay Thai, something that had never been achieved before by anyone. Roger Huerta decided that at the age of 18, Alexy could already sign a pro contract. The russian wonderboy agreed and signed the deal. he is now training professionally and is making big steps towards his mma debut. Alexy Innokenti, definitely a name to remember!

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http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/4/4w7.jpg "Loco Choco" Chocolate Al After a very promising start to his career, winning 9 out of his first 10 professional bouts, the career of Chocolate Al hit a dead end. He lost his next 4 fights and all of them by (t)KO. His experienced, veteran manager Marky Mark Had enough of him and decided to release him. Not many managers where interested in the 26 year old with a questionable chin and a tendancy to get cut by punches. There was one newer manager who saw potential in the fighter, despite all of his obvious flaws. His name is Bjorn O’Donnel. He contacted Chocolate Al and was able to convince him to join the group of fighters Bjorn had under his management. After being threated for depression, “Loco Choco” went back to the gym and started training like a madman to get back to the level of his good old days. His coaches were impressed with his fitness and skills. After only two weeks of training, he was already at a very acceptable level and was very eager to step back in the octagon. Not many orgs were interested in him, but luckily the owner of a top org was willing to give him a chance. Mike Thomas of Team Thomas Fight Club signed Chocolate AL to his roster and set up a fight with Brick Tamland. In his debut for TTFC, and first fight under Bjorn’s management, he had one hell of a great perfomance. He knocked out Tamland with the mother of all head kicks. He became an internet sensation immediately. His head kick KO has more viewer than the newest video clip of Justin Bieber! His second fight, against Kaheli Sonni, was disappointing. The judges scored the fight a draw, altough Chocolate Al should always have been the winner. It was hard to take, but luckily Al has the heart of a lion and decided to not look at the past anymore, but to focus on the future. About a month after his last fight, the cage door locked again behind “Loco Choco”. His opponent Osmo Keinänen was a tough fighter, but wasn’t good enough. Chocolate nearly KO’ed him in the third round, but won the fight by unanimous decision. The judges weren’t drunk this time luckily! One hour after the event, the phone of Mike Thomas was ringing. He picked up the phone and heard a superexcited Chocolate Al asking for a second fight with Kaheli Sonni to prove that he is the better fighter. The owner of TTFC granted him his wis hand the fight was booked for the 6th of december. The fight showed what everyone of the team around Chocolate Al knew already for a long time. He is by far the better fighter. He won a unanimous decision victory 30-27 . He nearly KO’ed him and was able to cut his opponent. A decisive victory that shows that the career of Chocolate Al isn’t over at all! The click between his new manager Bjorn O’Donnel and himself is clear. He is 3-0-1 since working with him, and he is looking to keep on going strong for a very long time. He wants to make so much money that he can get retired at an age when most people are still working. He’s dreaming of sandy beaches, tropical cocktails, beautiful sunsets and smoking hot girls! P.S. : I lost my internet connection just before posting the story and my browser tried to refresh the page. End result => I had to rewrite the whole story...

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14133934051698.gif Villak "Vig" Martinson (261038) In Hammerfest , a small town in the North of Norway, a young boy was born on the same day as his mother died. One month before the birth of his boy, the father died in a raid on his village by a rival tribe. A priest took care of the baby and raised him. By the time the boy had become 8 years of age, everyone in Norway had heard about him. Since he was 6 years old, he had received a big amount of facial hair as a gift of God to show the world that "Vig" was no longer a boy, but a man. No scientist up to today has been able to explain howcome he had a beard already at such a young age. When most children of his age were in school, he was working hard to help the priests on the field. Every day he got stronger and stronger. When he became 12 years old, he was allowed to join the army, altough there is normally a minimum age of 16. The generals knew that the boy had everything in him to become a great leader and that's why they made an exception to the rule that one time. Villak was given a mentor, called Vorgan Sorenson, who was an expert fighter. The man his true love was not his wife, but war. Seeing blood gush out of his opponents made him come alive. After 6 years in the military, an american mma fighter talked with Villak in a bar and they came to an agreement. He would be allowed to train in his gym in New York, altough the gym had no free places left normally. The owner actually made space to help out Villak with his quest to become a legendary fighter. Rock-A-Fella Fight Club became the new home of Villak. He was very happy that the owner let him in and promised that he would never forget this great gesture. At the age of 18 year, this Norwegian top talent has already proven to be a very skilled boxer. His sport hero is Tyrone Spong and he would love to follow in his footsteps and also compete in KT, MMA and boxing. With a granite chin and an iron will, who is going to stop him from fulfilling his dreams...? Those who dare step in the cage or ring with him should make a hospital appointement before the fight as he has has evil intentions and a bad temper!

http://cdn.toucharcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/smb.jpg Super Meat Boy, better known as "The Butcher From Bellevue", was an American serial killer and cannibalist who killed all the people and fucked all the hot bitches. After murdering and fucking everyone he got lonely and tried repeatedly jumping into some gigantic circular saws in the forest to end his miserable existence. Sensing his potential, Manny Tosen (who'd surprisingly not gotten eaten nor fucked by this menace yet) saved his life and fed him cake. Fuelled by sugar and an insatiable hunger for human flesh, Super Meat Boy is 2-0 in professional MMA.

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/11/11w11.jpg Awesomekiller6969 is the most awesome killer in MMATycoon. He started his life by punching his way out of the womb, thus killing his mother and prompting the priest to christen him Awesomekiller. Awesomekiller6969 then killed the priest and re-christened himself Awesomekiller6969 because he liked it better. Awesomekiller6969 then killed everyone in the world. All the hot bitches love him, but he only loves killing. After Awesomekiller6969 kills someone, he loots their house for artworks. He's especially fond of french impressionists, which he feels captures light and unusual visual angles in a sublime way. Stay tuned for more updates on Awesomekiller6969!

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14245157291803.jpg Karl "Psycho " Roosevelt Hey weirdo's !!! I've been in hospital for some tests. I'm not sure what happened in there, but all I know is that I went in under the name of Max Hatred. My doctor told me that he wanted to give me a new name. I didn't care as I had no clue what was going on in the first place. Because I sometimes say stupid things and there is a meme ' shut up Karl' , they assumed it was a good first name for me. And sometimes when I dream, I dream of Roosevelt, so that made sense, even to me. I've been in the hospital for only a few days. No, the doctor didn't say that I was cured, but Max, Karl, Me, Roosevelt and the others told me that I was fine and could just leave without asking the doctors. I had been walking in the streets of New York when I finally saw a house with clothes in the windows. I don't know how they call that and what it is for, but it looked to me like a place where naked people put on clothers if they feel like to many people stare at their sweaty balls. The silk underwear was a bit itchy combined with my hairy ass, but I guess time will heal all wounds. After two more hours, I started feeling something strange in my stomach. I wasn't sure what it was, but 100 yards later I found out. Body gass that has been a long time in your body wants to get out at a certain point in time. I smelled nothing, but judging by the two young punks, the old woman and the nanny who all began puking, it must have been quite something... Once my stomach was sort of empty, I saw a big red 'M' on top of a building. When I went in , the place was fillled with fat people eating bread with meat on it. It smelled better than the gass I had produced, so I assumed that eating it would allow me to produce fresher body gasses. Boy was I wrong! Those onions caused a shutdown of half NY city because they were afraid the sewers were broken. No more meat and bread for me from the red 'M' for sure! I was feeling fat after eating all of that stuff and decided to start running. Can't say that it was a huge succes, but hey, it's the effort that counts right..?! Still little bit depressed, I went home ( a carton box somewhere on the outside of the city) and slept for 4 straight days. When I woke up, a huge muscular guy was standing next to me with a creepy smile on his face. He told me that he would turn me into the most crazy, relentless fighter the world had ever seen. I had no clue what he meant with fighting, but being the best of the world sounded promising. I followed him and then I had a blackout and now I'm here back sleeping in my carton box. I just woke up and feel like I'm the G.O.A.T. of Mixed Martial Arts. But maybe that's just because my armpitts smell like a goat ...

Vlad The Impaler written by Bjorn I want to present to all of you one of the fighters in my stall I'm the most proud of. Vlad is an FA pick up of mine and I can't believe how lucky I was to pick him up. The minute I saw him in the FA list, I fell in love with the fighter. He has an unmatched chin and some great power as well. I looked at his previous managers and I saw three top notch managers. I knew enough. He might be an older fighter, but I guarantee you he is far from gone! He lost his last three fights before he got released by his manager and I suppose many managers who saw that were thinking that he was on the downside of his career. I guess they were wrong . Vlad was able to sign a contract at EVO and was ready to fight the best guys in the world. In his debut, he won a lopsided unanimous decision victory 27-30 . His second fight in the promotion was a tougher fight against a submission fighter. His opponent kept trying to submit Vlad, but he showed great defensive grappling and was able to get out of trouble each time. That he didn't lose badly in his third fight surprised me. He was facing one of the best fighters in his weight class and only lost in a closely contested decision 29-28. Losing against Lance Templeton, a fighter managed by Dean Sutherland, is no catastrophy at all. I was actually proud of Vlad's his performance and I'm sure he made a lot of fans in that fight. After this close loss, he faced of against another top opponent , Oswaldo Sanchez . He is managed by Dirk Copeland , another top manager. I think the judges were drunk that night as they somehow scored it a draw. After the fight I sat down with Vlad and the only thing he said was " Rematch! ". I contacted Dirk and he was ok with it. His fighter shared the same feeling. About two weeks after their first fight, the two met again in the centre of the cage. This time around, Vlad had no intention to let it go to the judges. By executing a gameplan consisting of kickboxing and takedowns, he was getting the better of Sanchez before he was able to finish him later in round 2. Never lose your concentration in a fight! " Sanchez looks up at the clock. Bad move! The Impaler lands a right hand from hell, dropping Sanchez. The Impaler pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows. " It was a nice way to end the fight, and Vlad told me he was happy to prove he still has what it takes. We will contact the owner of EVO soon to hear what potential fights he has in mind for Vlad. Don't count Vlad out yet. He will try to make one last run to the top. His great fans will give him the confidence and willpower to achieve what nobody expected. Watch out guys, a new Rocky story seems in the making!

The story of NY Fight Nights http://www.wealthysinglemommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/single-mom-in-new-york-city-skyline.jpg On the 24th January 2014, after having played the game for about a month, I started a clothing shop with the help of my mentor Senzo. Some of you might remember the store, called Nippon Outfitters. It was a good experience and made me earn some money. We hosted custom skins for some managers, had a few of our own designs and did money laundry also. Nippon Outfitters was my first contact with being a ' business man' in the MMA Tycoon world. At the beginning of the month September, I got contacted by someone who knew I was interested in owning an org. He told me there was a good opportunity for me. A manager , Morgan Lightning, was looking for someone to take over his org, because he was dealing with some issues and couldn't be online enough to run the org. I contacted him immediately and we discussed the possibility of me taking over the org. He knew I had no experience , but also noticed that I was very motivated and passionate about it. Morgan gave me the green light, and we swapped companies on the 13th of September 2014. In the beginning it was hard for me. I knew that it would take me a lot of work and time to take good care of NYFN, but still, it wasn't easy. Luckily my mentor, alliance buddies and some befriended managers gave me advice. It was an absolute blessing to have these guys by my side at the early stages. Morgan had started a tournament and he asked me to continue it. The tournament was not going well at all and it gave me a big headache. I browsed the forum, messaged a lot of people etc. to find help, as it had become a very troublesome tournament. In the end, I was able to get it back on the rails and we were able to get a well-deserved tournament champion : Jon Snow . We had a lot of fighters signed that belonged to inactive managers or even managers who didn't even play the game anymore. I released them and started building up the roster again. I tried to make sure that each division would be competitive and that we would be able to have a lot of fun fights. The number of message I send in that period must have been huge.. I contacted all decent unsigned fighters I possibly could. We have had some great new additions to the roster lately. A fact is that there are a lot of good, friendly managers at NY Fight Nights, and they for sure have proven to be a huge asset to the org also. Them being loyal when a noob owner took over was a huge factor. I can't thank them enough for their trust. Liam Davidson was our writer, but I knew he wanted to try some other things out and I spoke with him a lot. He now has his own clothing shop and works for Troid. He is a great guy and I wish him all the best. I contacted a newer manager recently and he has become our new writer. Mickey Goldmill has been a great addition to our team. I wanted to make sure that we also had event posters. John Mallon did some great posters for us in the beginning to help me. After I saw a post of Ali Zomba on the forum, I knew that he would be a great poster creator for us. He has been our artist ever since and has done a superb job. Some might think that adding a poster is just a detail, but to me, details make things great! The logo of NYFN needed a bit of an upgrade and I contacted Agent Dee and asked him if he could make something for us. He came up with a stunning design for logo, banner and thumb. The org page has become 10 times prettier thanks to his work ! Last, but not least, JLP offered to become matchmaker at NY Fight Nights, and I was very happy with that. I was having a lot of work in both real life and MMA Tycoon and his message came at the perfect time. He has been great and it's a pleasure to work with such an excellent manager in my team! After the 170lbs tournament was over, we decided to keep the fighters at our org and opened the division up under a 255k Id restriction to make sure that the tournament fighters fitted in well. We are still recruiting currently for that division, so message me if you have a fighter that wants in. Since I love tournaments, I started a new tournament that is all about KO's . It's called the NY Fight Nights Big Apple Brawls tournament. It's a heavyweight creation tournament , and the first event takes place on New Year's Eve. 8 fighters are in te mix to become the best KO-artist. Some great managers are participating in it , and I look very much forward to those fights ! I hearby want to thank all managers who have been a big help for me and the org. For me, this has been a great experience so far, and I think the future of NY Fight Nights looks bright

Brady "The Italian Stallion" Battaglia (260034) http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/13/13w8.jpg Ever heard of the name Sam Battaglia? The people in Chicago in the early 20th century for sure will have known him. He was a high-level member of a Chicago maffia family. After getting arrested in 1965, he was somehow able to impregnate a young female inmate. Nine months later, their son was born in a prison toilet. The child got adopted by a young couple from Italy that had been looking to get a child for years, but had had no succes so far. The boy, Marco, would live on as the father of one of the biggest talents MMA these days knows... Brady Battaglia! Under the burning sun in Tuscany, Brady worked on the fields to help his parents make some money. Hard work soon paid of , as he got stronger and stronger. What most people didn't know was that his father was a gambling addict and was loaning money from some Italian mobsters. We all know that this meant trouble! The maffia family soon realised that Marco Battaglia would never be able to pay of his debts, and gave him a surprise visit. Two unarmed men, bodybuilder types, beat the father up. Brady heard his fathers screams and ran as fast as he could back to the house. When he arrived, his father was on the floor in a pool of blood. In pure rage, Brady was able to KO the first guy with some heavy punches and then took the back of the second man and submitted him. He didn't let go of the choke until he heard the man's last breath of air. The head of the maffia family that ordered the hit on Marco Battaglia soon heard the news and didn't react in the way most expected. He actually called a friend and told him there was a kid who was really good at fighting and that his friend, a local gym owner, should try to get him to train at his gym. From there on out, everything went superfast. Brady Battaglia decided that punching a heavybag, choking out people and kicking their heads of could be the ideal therapy to get over the tragedy of his father's death. At the age of 18, Brady got awarded the nickname " The Italian Stallion". HIs coach decided to test him in a fight to see how he would deal with the stress of a cage fight. After a close first round, Brady was able to submit his opponent with a beautiful Kimura in the second round; Fight orgs were soon after fighting to get him sign a contract. Darkness FC won that battle and was able to sign this top talent. In his first outing for the org, he would earn a decisive unanimous decision victory over his opponent who also made his debut. In his second fight for the org, he made quick work of his opponent and submitted him by triangle choke after just 2minutes 31 in the first round. Brady " The Italian Stallion" Battaglia has made a big name for himself already so early on in his career. His manager Liam Davidson told me that Brady is looking better and better each day, and that he is training his but off. Remember the name guys, as this Italian prodigy might become a Hall of Famer! - written by Bjorn O'Donnel -

http://i.imgur.com/NAiA0lr.png Book by Chocolate Al Book description: "And then I told her, I'll give you two of my sponsor shirts for a blow-job" Al was an avid adventurist, an accomplished athlete and a fearless daredevil. However, at twenty-five, Chocolate Al was living an uneventful life. College graduate with no employment prospects, living in the guest room of his parents' house with no car, money or job, Al was unhappy with the way his life was turning out. On November 2014, he encountered an advertisement about The Island, a secluded beautiful area designated solely for the purpose of ​cage fighting - and so Al was sold. He gathered cash from his parents, friends and family and was set to embark on the greatest journey of his life. This book follows Al through his experiences on the Island - from fighting for 200$ to main-eventing huge cards, from purchasing a used flea-infested mattress to sleeping in king sized beds with asian whores, and lastly, this book follows the ultimate comeback of them all, the comeback of a champion.

I'm going to (attempt to) log my experience in XCOM: Enemy Within. Mission by mission, decision by decision, I'll do what I can to keep it short and to the point, but update most important details but add the occasional comical twist or dialogue. This will continuously be edited over the course of the next few weeks that I play the game, and this post will be edited til I can get an easy and comfortable format to use, so expect to see me experimenting with some things and changing the way shit is set up. decided to do the tutorial, so got stuck with choosing North America or Europe as base location Things won't make sense and be misplaced at first. Working on a comfortable/convenient format. When it is complete I'll remove this wall of text. There will be a lot of information /detail in here that I don't use in the final drafts after I figure out what the hell I'm gonna use and how to format it. Pain in the ass. XCOM: Enemy Within [X] Classic Difficult [X] Operation Progeny [X] Operation Slingshot [X] Ironman [X] New Economy [X] Not Created Equally [X] Hidden Potential [X] Aiming Angles ---------------------------------- http://downloads.2kgames.com/xcom/sites/enemyunknown/v2/images/info_shield.png Threatened by an unknown enemy, the Earth’s governments unite to form an elite paramilitary organization, known as XCOM, to combat this extraterrestrial attack. When Earth needed a commander and chief, they chose one badass motherfucker known as Chris Karter who emerged and took the form of a christ-like figure wielding machine guns. As the commander of XCOM, Commander Karter controls the global defense team in a battle against a terrifying alien invasion by creating a fully operational base, researching alien technologies, planning combat missions, and controlling soldier movement in battle. "Those who play with the devil's toys, will be brought by degrees to wield his sword." - Buckminster Fuller XCOM : BAMF Base Location : North America -------------------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1gcTueQp18&feature=youtu.be&t=1s OPERATION DEVIL'S MOON Munich, Germany 7:47 PM | 28 Febuary 2015 MISSION BRIEF: Unknown bogeys reclassified as intelligent, possibly extraterrestrial life. Unexplained events at impact site. German FSLK200 LRRP reported MIA. MISSION OBJECTIVES: - Assess situation at impact site - Locate German recon team - Investigate extraterrestrial objects FIRST CONTACT: Impact Situation critical. Heavy casualties. After landing in the DZ we discovered the German Recon team's bodies, dismembered and torn to pieces. Delta Team infiltrated a nearby warehouse and discovered an armed human subject. Dr. Vahlen from Central tried communicating with subject but he was incoherent, appeared to be in shock. Failed to establish communication with subject and central officer Bradford ordered Delta Team to move in and disarm target. Delta 3 moved in capturing a visual of the target. Target was human - German Recon uniform - pale with electric blue pupils, incoherent, unresponsive, and shot and killed Delta 3 before team could react. Delta Team was ambushed and Delta 2 was killed instantly. Delta 1 and Delta 4 killed the targets. Remaining Delta Team was ambushed by a second wave of enemies and Delta 4 was killed in the firefight. Delta 1 shot and killed the attackers and identified the enemies as humanoid sectoids. This is our first contact with the alien invaders. Alien technology clearly more advanced. A response team was sent to the site and all available material and bodies were recovered. Only one survivor from Delta Team made it back from Operation Devil's Moon alive. Delta 1 recruit Eduardo Garza from Argentina promoted and awarded the medal of valor. Casulties: Delta 2 (names will be revealed when I have access to officer memorial wall) Delta 3 Delta 4 BRAVO TEAM: SQ - Eduardo Garza - Argentina - Heavy RK - Delta 2 RK - Delta 3 - United States RK - Delta 4 - Australia Eduardo Garza - Missions: 1 - Kills: 2 --------------------------------------------- ABDUCTION SITES REPORTED Abduction Sites: Los Angeles, Unites States Chonqing, China Response team sent to Los Angeles, United States. Central Officer Bradford assembled Bravo Team. Eduardo Garza selected as captain for Bravo Team due to prior experience with extraterrestrial species in combat. BRAVO TEAM: SQ - Eduardo Garza - Argentina - Heavy RK - Arne Jacobsen - Sweden RK - Steven Brooks - United States RK - Russell Brown - Australia OPERATION FORGOTTEN CHANT Los Angeles, Unites States 1:27 AM | 1 March 2015 MISSION BRIEF: Alien abduction in progress. Site is clear of civilians, collateral damage not a concern. MISSION OBJECTIVES: - Neutralize all hostile targets CASUALTIES: None BRAVO TEAM: SQ - Eduardo Garza - Argentina - Heavy - 2 missions 5 kills RK - Arne Jacobsen - Sweden - Wounded (11 days) - 1 mission 0 kills RK - Steven Brooks - United States - 1 mission 1 kill RK - Russell Brown - Australia - 1 mission 0 kills ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- COUNCIL MISSION GATEWAY The latest reports of alien activity indicate a potential shift in the invaders' methods. Abductions are continuing, but eyewitnesses at this siute claim the aliens were releasing an unknown substance into the local environment. Disrupt the alien activity, and retrieve this substance if possible. OPERATION BLINDING SHROUD Calgary, Canada TBA | 7 March 2015 MISSION BRIEF: Alien forces are in the area; witnesses report seeing multiple canisters of unkown purpose. Civilians have been evacuated. MISSION OBJECTIVES: - Neutralize all hostile targets - Locate and secure the canisters for analysis at HQ BRAVO TEAM: SQ - Eduardo Garza - Argentina - Heavy SQ - Steven Brooks - United States - Assault RK - Russell Brown - Australia RK - Abraham Donowitz - Isreal -------------- [ ! ] UFO CONTACT CONTACT UFO-1 LOCATION: United States UFO CLASS: Unidentified 4:32 AM 15 March 2015 Launch Fighter: RAVEN-1 Avalanche Missiles http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P1BibdvJsg STATUS REPORT - Interceptor shot down the target UFO. - Surveillance indicates alien crew moving at the crash site. - Interceptor sustained light damage in the encounter 15 March 2015 : 4:46 AM : RAVEN-1 intercepted the UFO over the United States. Target shot down and crashed in Utah. SKYRANGER lands at the crash site at 5:11 AM and XCOM's Bravo Team moves in on foot. OPERATION EMPTY SKULL Utah, United States 5:11 AM | 15 March 2015 MISSION BRIEF: XCOM Interceptors splashed a UFO. Intel indicates some surviving crew. Meld energy signature readings are positive. Exercise caution when engaging the enemy; the craft may contain usable salvage. MISSION OBJECTIVES: - Locate the crashed UFO - Sweep the area for surviving crew and neutralize them - Locate and secure Meld canisters - Avoid additional damage to the craft if possible; some components may be recoverable BRAVO TEAM: SQ - Eduardo Garza - Argentina - Heavy SQ - Steven Brooks - United States - Assault RK - Janus Dekker - Netherlands SQ - Abraham Donowitz - Isreal - Support CASUALTIES: (RK) Janus Dekker - Netherlands - 1 mission 0 kills BRAVO TEAM: SQ - Eduardo Garza - Argentina - Heavy - 4 missions 7 kills - promoted to Corporal RK - Janus Dekker - Netherlands - 1 mission 0 kills KIA SQ - Steven Brooks - United States - Assault - 3 mission 5 kill SQ - Abraham Donowitz - Israel - Support - 2 mission 2 kills Mission Completed OPERATION EMPTY SKULL UFO CRASH SITE Utah, Unites States 5:11 am Aliens Killed Results: 5 Rating: Excellent XCOM Operatives Lost Results: 1 Rating: Good Meld Collection Results 2 of 2 canisters recovered Rating: Excellent

Chester "the child" molester Chester Molester, a very stange name isent it, well im going to tell you the story of how he got it. Chester was a very poor child growing up, his family lived in a box in an alley of times square, new york. His mother told him he never got any presents because santa was a fat old bastard who hated the poor. So one Christmas eve night when chester was 23 years old him and his friends got drunk and decided to blow up the rockfeller centre christmas tree. Chester snuk up when no one was around and planted the homemade bomb on the tree but as he was doing it a cop saw and shouted to "stop right there". Chester ran away but as was running he triped on a branch and his pants came down, with no time to pull them up he continued running, he saw a public toilet and ran into it to hide. Chester thought he had lost the cop but as he turned around he saw a boy on the toilet who let out a big scream, Chester grabed the boy and tryed to stop him from screaming but it was too late. The cop had run in and saw Chester with his pants down grabing a little boy on the toilet. Chester lost his court case and is now a regersted sex offender, every one now knows him as Chester " the child" Molester. He now fights professionally in MMA but he has never lived down that name... Chester is now NWO champion YAY, with all that popularity the kids are going to go crazy for him http://mmatycoon.com....php?FID=215844