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Holmes,sorry. You would've been rejected yourself. I don't face fat bitchass rookies.

Phineus Gage... I've beaten you before. I've beaten the guy you're gonna face before. Same actually goes for you. I gave you an opportunity. Instead. I'm 15 wins and 3 losses ahead of you. You know why.

Yeah, sorry mate, I just saw your fighter is in much lower weight division, he should eat a lot of burger king to get the weight and become a fat bitchass of a fighter lol

I was just very enthusiastic last night because of the pints and I decided in a flash that I want to challenge everyone, but I gave a second thought to that and edited the post :P

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http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/34/34w25.jpg You were the better man, Hunt. You came out swinging, I had no answer for it. Hope the rematch with Holmes goes as well as you want it to.
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http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/34/34w25.jpg You were the better man, Hunt. You came out swinging, I had no answer for it. Hope the rematch with Holmes goes as well as you want it to.

The rematch against Holmes is going the same as the first one, Holmes will win this one no doubt ;)

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Juho Pennenan debuted against 5-2 Willie MgGee and beat him in the third round with a slick armbar, Juho spoke afterward with NEI in the Cage!

 

JP: I want Shane McMahon for the title he's the man to beat he's the highest rated fighter in NEI and he got submitted by the guy i just beat. I want him and I want the title!

 

Will Juho get his chance to fight for the title against McMahon we'll see!!

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Juho Pennanen lives in london and fights in london and he soon will train in london. The twenty five year old has spent a lot of time in New York and Russia but he has been back fighting in london again for a while now. After seven fights in SCC in new York and three in montreal Juho returned to London and has since won six straight fights.

 

Juho debuted in NEI against Willie MgGee and after dominating him for more then two rounds he submitted him and showed everyone that he is the real deal. After the fight he called out Shane McMahon who is the highest rated fighter in NEI and the only man ahead of Juho in that catagory. Shane has eight wins and has finished all his fights by knockout or technical knockout.

 

Juho feels he has an advantage over the twenty one year old Chinamen from Beijing and Juho wants to prove it, He has already cintacted Shanes manager trying to get the fight booked but to no avail. Is Shane ducking "Sauna"? Juho seems to pay that no mind he just wants to fight and he wants NEI to know that he is the best.

 

JP:I'm not going to say I am the best fighter in the world but I have lost to top tier guys not slouches and I feel like I deserve the chance to prove to the fans what I can bring.Wether it's Shane or Foulgler who for whatever reason guys seem to be afraid of! I'll fight anyone and I hope to fight all the top guys at 205 I love NEI and feel this is the place to be!

 

Sauna said he will be joining a top gym very soon that for now is a secret and he says he wants to improve his game in all aspects. Will this guy become champion in nonstop ent inc? Time will tell!

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Unfamiliar music hits, as an ungainly and prematurely balding man steps up to the podium. Bending down rather awkwardly, he adjusts the mic before clearing his throat.

 

''Ahem. H-Hello, NEI. I am C-Cyril K-K-Kalenth. The n-newest m-member of the NEI l-light heavyw-weight d-division. P-prepare to be b-bulldozed through like the b-bunch of f-fucking n-n-nancies and p-pansies that you really a-are. Kalenth is c-coming. Or c-cumming, as it were, due to a-all your m-mothers offering me f-fellatio services simulta-taneously. A-and your f-fathers are all a-alcoholics. Ahem. Y-yes...I do believe that shall s-suffice.''

 

Brushing himself off, the stuttering and ungainly man then exits from whence he came.

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http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/34/34w25.jpg - The only thing he'll be famous for, is getting his fat ass knocked out, in a record time, and C-C-Cyril, what sort of nerd name is that? You were bullied as a kid, and started MMA to defend yourself. I know it.

 

 

http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/34/34w25.jpg - Bad news bub, the bullying doesn't stop when you're an adult, in the ring. It gets worse. The only bulldozing you'll be doing, is cleaning up after the train of men, have finished with yo momma.

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BOOOMM!!!!!

First round Bitches!

 

Stevey your right i was the better man, respect!

 

As for Sherlok i'm waiting, contract signed top two in the divison i think is a fitting fight.

 

As for Bangs, WTF are you on. beat you before and despite training at the same GYM making us Teammates. DICK!

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''Ahem...I w-would like to open m-my retaliati-tion statem-ment firstly by s-saying that my mama f-fucked your m-mama with a strap-on. And what's m-more, the b-b-bitch liked it. Wh-which is why I'm af-fraid your m-mama has been tur-turning down your n-nightly visits recently, Mister Thek-kraken. I w-will now close my st-statement with a c-comment which severely c-calls into question y-your masculinity. Y-you have a small p-penis. Your m-mama told my m-mama. Wh-while she was f-fucking her. W-with the str-strap-on.''

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A quote from Mickey Klein about his upcoming fight with Oliver Kahn

 

"Kahn is an extremely talented grappler and I would be foolish to try and out BJJ him. My plan for this fight is pretty clear. I'm not going to let him take me down and hump me into submission. I'm going to make him fight at my pace and use my size and strength to rag doll him in the clinch. As nice of a guy as he is, I want to take his title shot away from him and get one of my own. Klein has a very good chance to pull off the upset and I understand why Viking selected me to beat him up. I hope you are a patient man Viking because whether Kahn wins or loses, he will be on the shelf with an injury for 16 days."

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http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/34/34w25.jpg - Yo, stuttering Sam, why you gotta take it so low, and say shit bout my momma? Like, you don't see me saying shit about how your dad was gay4pay, back in the eighties, and took it bareback off Peter North himself.

 

No man, you see, i'm respectful. I ain't like you.

 

You think yo momma fucked my momma wid a strapon? Shit, son, she ain't fucking nobody with nothing, she ain't left the house in years, her ass is so fat. she can't fit out the damn door.

 

And shit, man. How can you call into question my masculinity, son? Look at my facial features, you're lucky if I ain't your damn father.

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http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/22/22w22.jpg - Hey Stevey "Blow(ing another person)" Thekraken. I don't like the way you adress people.

 

You have a manager take a picture of you and show it to all his friends,luckily,he was done quickly,and say some things with it.

 

You start talking about pornographical things. In truth,you just look at some porn forums and just copy what is said there. Be honest. And don't lie. We all know you have 2 fathers. Mother not getting out of the house? If she does exist,and is too fat to get through any door,because let me remind you, the door leading outside is always the biggest,i've got a question. Then who does all the cooking? One of your fathers?

 

Or are you the one bitchin' in the kitchen?

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A quote from Mickey Klein about his upcoming fight with Oliver Kahn

 

"Kahn is an extremely talented grappler and I would be foolish to try and out BJJ him. My plan for this fight is pretty clear. I'm not going to let him take me down and hump me into submission. I'm going to make him fight at my pace and use my size and strength to rag doll him in the clinch. As nice of a guy as he is, I want to take his title shot away from him and get one of my own. Klein has a very good chance to pull off the upset and I understand why Viking selected me to beat him up. I hope you are a patient man Viking because whether Kahn wins or loses, he will be on the shelf with an injury for 16 days."

 

 

Well Kahn is ready to stand and bang, dont think he is just a Bjj player. But if it goes to the ground you can count to 5.

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Well Kahn is ready to stand and bang, dont think he is just a Bjj player. But if it goes to the ground you can count to 5.

 

"Well if you do try to stand and bang then you will be left as the others were, with broken ribs, a broken nose, and embarrassed. And remember, I'm not Matice. I won't let the fight touch the floor."

 

-Mickey

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Mike Hunt Vs Sherlok Holmes,

 

This will be full of fireworks!

 

Mike Says " i'm going to show the world just how much of a chump sherlok really is"

"top fighter in the divison * laugh* he's a F**king joke!"

 

He's looking for the title once he destorys holmes!

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Mike Hunt Vs Sherlok Holmes,

 

This will be full of fireworks!

 

Mike Says " i'm going to show the world just how much of a chump sherlok really is"

"top fighter in the divison * laugh* he's a F**king joke!"

 

He's looking for the title once he destorys holmes!

 

I don't want to ruin your party, didn't your fighter said that last time when he fought Holmes ?

If u ask me he'll get beaten in all aspects of the game standup, clinch, ground

wherever your fighter takes the game he'll lose ;)

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NEI wants to crown a light heavyweight champion and I think it's obvious that the man for the title shot fight should be Juho Pennanen. Why because it's simple I beat people up and I am sick of having to tell you about my win streak. Shane McMahon is the top rated fighter everyone knows this and I am booked against him. I want the title and quite frankly why would you have the two top rated guys in your company fight without the title on the line? I deserve the title and unless McMahon beats me then I suggest someone step up and give me what I have earned.

 

This is Juho P thanks for reading!

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Juho Pennanen Spoke to NEI.com about his recent travels to New York saying that he enoyed the training there and that after his next fight win or lose he plans to travel to Japan to train. Juho answered a few questions and spoke about his opponent in his upcoming fight.

 

Press:So juho whats the training been like for you?

 

JP:It's been okay, I plan to goto Japan after my next fight maybe las vegas and train with some Fighters pit guys. I want to take a little while off for training but I never do.

 

Press: Your last fight will be 12 days once the McMahon fight takes place. 12 days is not a big gap between fights. I hope you are prepared for McMahon because on paper he looks a little bit better.

 

JP: yeah thats what I hear! I hear he is going to rip my head off my shoulders. I am looking forward to being mauled by him it's been a while since I've lost a fight. I hope he comes in and hits me in the head and I drop! I always train to get KO'ed fast!

 

Press: So you're not worried? You seem a little sarcastic about the whole thing!

 

JP: I'm aware of what the kid can do as everyone continues to remind me on twitter and facebook and every place I go. I'm in the super market and I hear that Im going to get knocked out in twelve seconds by some random ass old lady that should be on a breathing machine. He's skilled and so am I. I want the win and I plan on going out there and winning. His manager and trainers are great and he'll bring the fight and I plan on bringing mine.

 

Press: You have said this should be a title fight so you still believe that?

 

JP: Yeah he's a good fighter the top guy in the org mucho respect, Now I gotta raise my game hit the guy in the face and walk out as the face of NEI.

 

Press: Do you believe that you have had enough time to train I mean seriously 12 days rest.

 

JP: Well Shane and I fought on the same night he has the same amount of rest and time off that I have. I really want this win and I am hyping this all myself. Shane don't want to speak up thats fine because I will. he's a good fighter and we will have a good fight he likes to trade I like to wrestle and we'll see where it goes from there.

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