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[Guest]

Haha, brilliant!

[Guest Wispey]

London street fight my ass. I'll break you where ever and whenever we cross paths. Your punk ass will need a damn good doctor to make people recognize you again. Oh and I can write poetry too.

 

NEI 3 was the last time we saw MacFuck

Despite his corners pleas he was unable to duck

Took a knee to the head, can't get out of bed

Crippled by the beast in the corner that's red

[Guest]

Phineus Gage... Specially for tonight,i'd have Jeremy Cornish come out to a new song. Not only for an impressive debut entrance,but just to tell you something. It'll let you know for whom the bell tolls.

[Guest]

To reward the participation in the forum, between MacRoberts, and Klein, i'd like to offer the loser of tonights bout, two weeks complementary training at my private gym.

 

It will either, start this Friday, and I will pay the two weeks fee's, including your $600 Gym fee. (Total package, worth $6000)

 

Or you can join after the fight, pay until Thursday, yourself, and then gain 2.5 weeks of exceptional training, for $600.

[Guest]

It's very nice of Defi to deal out rewards for the rookies to develop further. It's funny because they need it if they were to advance in the weight class. But they're not going to make it any further than the number one spot. Currently held warm by Oliver Kahn. To be taken by Jeremy Cornish. Phineus Cage,see you in less than an hour about 50 minutes.

 

Face Me, Face Defeat.

[Guest]

Who's defeat, and why would I want to face him?

[Guest]

Who's defeat, and why would I want to face him?

Lol,i ment Phineus Cage

[Guest]

[Guest]

If the manager if Michael MacRoberts would like to contact me, well discuss what I proposed earlier.

[Guest]

Fucking phone typing, pretend I made no spelling mistakes above.

[Guest]

Jeremy Cornish had something to say after this fight.

 

"I had my tactics set so that it would get me to the decision,just to show my true colors. Jolon Williams,set me up with Kahn at the nearest event. Make it happen on Kismet or next Ignition. C'mon!!!"

[Guest]

Cornish, your display was impressive....but Kahn and Berserker currently have a program ongoing. Due to Berserker's victory over Grubisic this past Ignition, he has now earned the right to face Kahn for the division title at Ignition 5. However...first things first. The stipulation placed was that if Berserker were victorious, both men would then go on to choose opponents for each other to face at Ignition 4. If both managers would confer with their fighters and contact me with their decisions as soon as possible, it would be brilliant. Please select a main choice, and a back-up choice, just in case the main choice should decide not to accept.

[Guest]

http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/34/34w25.jpg Yeah... an impressive display, if this were a morris dancing championship. Panzies.

[Guest Wispey]

Mickey Klein did what he said he would do. Clinch and cause pain

[Guest]

Willie MgGee v Gary Foulger

 

Tonight's main event saw the wet behind the ears, up and comer, Gary Foulger, take on the established and experienced Willy MgGee.

 

From the off, McGee made his intentions clear, with a excellent executed takedown, directly into the guard of Foulger. With an onslaught of sub attempts, McGee, was supremely confident in his ground game, the question is, was his confidence misplaced?

 

The entirety of the first round, saw a back and forth, sub attempt marathon, from both fighters, with MgGee, in my opinion, dominating the round. Round two, saw the same, only this time, the aggression got the better of McGee, and he allowed Foulger to execute a well planned Kneebar. Causing a stoppage, by submission, in round two.

 

Both fighters came into this, with the intentions of winning, and it showed from the outset. Now, the question is, how long will Foulger remain top of NEI, and who will be the one, to dethrone him?

 

Shane McMahon v Fray Bentos

 

Our co-main event, saw the experienced Boxer, Shane McMahon, take on the renowned, and undefeated, sprawl and brawler, Fray Bentos.

 

Both fighters came out of the gates, swinging, with Bentos coming off worse, with a brutal cut, received during the first 2 minutes. The rest of the round, was uneventful, as both fighters looked to counter, while throwing pillow-handed jabs, at each other.

 

Round two, saw a quick knockdown, executed by McMahon, followed by a brutal right hand, sending Bento back to the canvas, and opening his cut, more. Bentos stood, and answered with a clinch, deftly avoided by McMahon, but at this point, the writing was on the wall, with Bentos showing signs of being increasingly unsteady on his feet.

 

The last exchange of the match, saw Bentos, on the receiving end of a brutal combo knockdown, which this time, McMahon followed onto the mat. Finishing Bentos in round two, with a succession of quick, and brutal, hammerfists.

 

Viking Berserker v Josip Grubisic

 

This, was I thought, the most interesting matchup. On paper.

 

Berserker went into this match, knowing that Grubisic was a 'stepping' stone, to higher things. Earlier in the week, he was promised a title match, with Oliver Kahn, assuming, he both won this match, and won the following match against the opponent picked for him, by his e-nemesis, Oliver Kahn.

 

The rumour mill, has started, and sources on twitter, are suggesting that Viking Berserkers manager, Jack Walian. Will pick none other than the number 3 contender for the belt, Jeremy Cornish, to face Kahn.

 

The question is, who will Kahn pick?

 

The bout itself, was nothing special. Both fighters went in, with the express intention of avoiding damage, and it seems, going for a decision win.

 

This type of bout, isn't the easiest to comment on, especially when the highlight involves both men holding hands, and dancing around a virtual campfire, in the centre of the cage. Throwing fluffy pillow handed shots at each other, like you'd throw to that girl you quite fancied, back in primary school.

 

However, it did have some highlights.

 

There were a couple of clinches, Berserker, overall, dominating in them. A few streakers... not quite sure why, and a judge card stating 27-30, in Berserkers favour.

 

If you plan to watch this bout, at home, do yourself a favour, and have your finger on the fast forward button. Or watch the highlights, all 20 seconds of them.

 

Francis Lambert v Trevor Busta

 

Both experienced fighters, I expected this bout to be brutal, unforgiving, and incredibly exciting. Lambert came out, all guns a blazing, but was swiftly, and accurately clinched, by Busta. However, what Busta didn't realise, is Lambert is quite adept in the clinch, too, Lambert reminded Busta of this, with a few well placed shots to the temple, and a couple of digs in the ribs.

 

Did Busta have an answer to this? He sure did. "Hit me again", he said, as he took an onslaught of punches, kicks, knee's, and eye gouges.

 

Yet, somehow, he didn't learn. Both round two, and round three, saw him initiate the clinch, and proceed to get utterly destroyed, by Lamberts superior Dirty Boxing, skills.

 

Verdict from the judges? A unanimous verdict in Lamberts favour.

 

Mike Hunt v Coke Poep

 

Hunt, having earlier lost to Holmes. Was determined to show his true colours, with a victory here tonight. Hunt, the more aggresive of the two, had issues earlier in the week, with Stevey Thekraken, calling him out, on multiple occasions.

 

Nobody really knows why Thekraken singled Hunt out, even going so far as to be re-contracted to 185, for the fight. Facebook posts suggest it was an alcohol, and drug fuelled forum posting, with Stevey deciding next morning, to 'roll with it'.

 

Ahem, back to the match.

 

Poep, despite being the more counter orientated of the two, came out of the gate with submissions aplenty, ironically though, it was Hunts initial takedown, that allowed the submissions to go ahead.

 

Hunt, decided that taking down a counter, orientated, Sub specialist, was a brilliant idea, so, for the next two rounds, that's all he would attempt to do. However, despite all of this, Poep still allowed Hunt to gain the dominant position, on the ground, so overall, his submission attempts counted for nothing.

 

Hunt took the fight, via unanimous decision.

 

Hunt was somewhat pleased with his victory, the fans were somewhat dismayed with the lack of activity, and Stevey Thekraken was, and still possibly is somewhat drunk, and high on cocaine.

 

Jeremy Cornish v Phineus Gage

 

The 'man' Jeremy Cornish, made his intentions clear, before this bout, even going as far as to change his entrance music, as a gloomy reminder that Gage' time, was up.

 

Yet, despite having the sizeable experience advantage, Cornish not once, showed the pedigree, that had gotten him 14 wins.

 

From the off, Cornish tried takedown, after takedown. Countered by a nimble Gage, with multiple combo strikes. Gage, showing the superior KO power, out of the two, would have knocked Cornish for six, had he connected. Luckily, Cornish had been training with his local Morris Dancing troupé, thus, was getting quite adept at running around in a circle, in the cage.

 

Despite an interesting takedown, into a potential submission, Gage took round one, or so say the judges. The crowd, however, were not pleased with the bout, and several heckles, and boo's, could be heard.

 

The rest of the bout, saw Cornish take Gage down, and Gage, respond by laying on Cornish, like a cheap hooker. The referee would stand them up, Cornish would take them down, Gage would lie on top of Cornish, the fans would boo. Repeat, for two more rounds.

 

Cornish eventually ended up walking away with the decision win. The judges look pretty highly upon the takedown attempts, even if they did evolve into two grown men hugging on the ground.

 

 

Michael MacRoberts v Mickey Klein

 

This was, I initially thought, going to be the most interesting of tonights bouts.

 

Earlier in the week, MacRoberts had threatened to 'knock Mickey Kleins lopsided afro, off his face', presumably, with a Glasgow kiss. Klein, perhaps kindly, responded with an offer for free facial reconstruction, courtesy of his Knee (I can only assume that's a doctor in Asia, somewhere).

 

This, however, didn't seem to be the case, as MacRoberts had presumably been attending the same Morris Dancing lessons as Cornish, and swiftly, and adeptly, avoided those brutal, Klein, knees.

 

Klein, did occasionally get a takedown, however, for some reason, he decided, once on the ground, that laying on MacRoberts was the greatest idea, so he did. For quite a while.

 

The ref, in this particular case, wasn't a wanker, and would stand both fighters up. MacRoberts, however, seemed to enjoy it on the ground, so would attempt to take Klein down, at each chance he could. Not, perhaps, the greatest idea, considering Kleins tendency to just lie on top of him, I will admit.

 

Overall, another counter fest, interspersed with a few takedowns, and a couple of naps, from Klein. The judges seemed to enjoy Kleins mannerisms on the ground, though, and awarded the fight to him.

 

Mike Prime Time v John Spiderman

 

With Prime Time, coming off a debut win, against a very wet behind the ears Rego Ortez, and John Spiderman, being the more experienced of the two. I expected this bout to be an exciting one.

 

Prime Time, seemed content to clinch, with Spiderman, and land knee, after knee, with the occasional breather, in between. Spiderman didn't really have an answer to the clinch, except to stand there, and take a furious onslaught of knee's.

 

That pretty much sums the fight up, Prime Time clinched, knee's were used, Spiderman was abused. Honestly, respect for Spiderman for taking so much punishment, though, it's a real testament to his character.

 

A fairly uneventful next few rounds, saw Prime Time come away from this, victorious, by decision.

 

Compared to some of the fights tonight, this was action packed. Unfortunately, that doesn't say much.

 

Adelphos Typhon v Mr Charcoal

 

Again, unfortunately. This fight devolved into a counter-fest. And honestly, I really can't find much to comment on, bar the occasional ground and pound, and sub attempt.

 

The judges awarded this fight to Mr. Charcoal. I awarded myself, another shot of whiskey.

 

Goran Spaten v Josip Tukic

 

Tukic went into this fight aggressive as all hell, and he'd need every bit of aggressiveness he could muster, with Spaten, having exceptional Muay Thai, and a pretty solid chin.

 

Would Tukic test his chin? Or would we be seeing round three of the 'NEI Morris Dancing Championships'?

 

Suprisingly enough, no, on both counts.

 

Spaten, from the off, would scoff at Tukic, and his aggressive stance, and force a particularly well executed clinch, with some brutal hooks to the body.

 

Tukic, having none of this, would break the clinch, but as quickly as it was broken, it was re-engaged by Spaten, with another brutal spate of body knee's, Tukic, would be gassed. Not a good position to be in.

 

Spaten, seeing this, placed an excellent takedown, bringing himself into Tukics guard, against the ropes, throwing in some devastating ground and pound, interspersed with some excellent submission attempts.

 

Tukic finally conceded defeat, with a succesful sub coming from Spaten, in round two.

 

Compared to the other fights tonight, this was a positively joyful match to watch, and comment on. I look forward to seeing the brutal clinch of Spaten, in the future.

[Guest Wispey]

 

Michael MacRoberts v Mickey Klein

 

This was, I initially thought, going to be the most interesting of tonights bouts.

 

Earlier in the week, MacRoberts had threatened to 'knock Mickey Kleins lopsided afro, off his face', presumably, with a Glasgow kiss. Klein, perhaps kindly, responded with an offer for free facial reconstruction, courtesy of his Knee (I can only assume that's a doctor in Asia, somewhere).

 

This, however, didn't seem to be the case, as MacRoberts had presumably been attending the same Morris Dancing lessons as Cornish, and swiftly, and adeptly, avoided those brutal, Klein, knees.

 

Klein, did occasionally get a takedown, however, for some reason, he decided, once on the ground, that laying on MacRoberts was the greatest idea, so he did. For quite a while.

 

The ref, in this particular case, wasn't a wanker, and would stand both fighters up. MacRoberts, however, seemed to enjoy it on the ground, so would attempt to take Klein down, at each chance he could. Not, perhaps, the greatest idea, considering Kleins tendency to just lie on top of him, I will admit.

 

Overall, another counter fest, interspersed with a few takedowns, and a couple of naps, from Klein. The judges seemed to enjoy Kleins mannerisms on the ground, though, and awarded the fight to him.

 

 

Sorry Klein didn't come out and get the knockout at planned but I had to beat up a solid fighter and I was a little upset when everyone said he'd dominate me on the ground. He could come close to a takedown and I threw him around in the wrestling game.

[Guest]

http://i.imgur.com/STBiS.jpg

[Guest Wispey]

http://i.imgur.com/STBiS.jpg

 

You gonna bring a fighter to my weight class to fight him? So far both of my opponents thought they could beat him up and managed to get kneed in the head.... A LOT.

[Guest]

Jeremy Cornish felt like he had to tell you all a story about his past. He wont complain nor brag about any result.

 

Hey guys...uh...thanks for starting to read this as i know it'll be up on the internet. But...uh...I wanted to tell you all about my MMA Career. From start to where it's at right now. I felt like you guys had to know this stuff. Now,some parts may seem a little foggy and unclear at times,mainly because i can't either remember them correctly,or it was around the time i switched managers. Let's start with the first ever fight i had in the QFC area.

 

I had to face...uh...Adam Snee. A guy who had a loss already from an early QFC fight. He came in prepared agaisn't me. But,many of these fights head to the decision point. So did mine. Quickly after winning it,i was sent a contract by Gladiator Cartel Championship. I thought it'd be a good place to start and boy,was i right. It was a try-out contract. Winning would have me enter full-time. I had to face Wade Garrett. He uh...lost via TKO. I capatalized on something that is now my speciality. So with that victory,i got my name on the G.C.C roster which,i was soon going to dominate pretty much.

 

Now,as a newcomer and a rookie,you can just expect people to look down on you. Shit on you. Tell you to fuck off and go back to the Quick Fighting Championship places. Saying that you don't belong here. The first guy that say that was Paul Mahoney. I proved my worth agaisn't him and took him down. From there,it was pretty much downhill for him. Paul,thanks for being that stepping stone that i needed,and i respect you. Now,the next fight i had was agaisn't a guy who earlier beat Wade Garrett aswell. So,i had him put his career on the line. I was confident that i was going to win. And i did,but not via TKO. This time,i proved that there's another way to win. Not decision,Not TKO,but Submission. I locked in a quick armbar and took another step up the ladder.

 

I then had to face...uh...Paulo Farinelli? He was from Italy,a guy who i got along with in the back. We promised each other not to beat each other's faces in. He said 'Do what you feel is right' and i wanted another submission win. No,it was decision. Paulo moved down in weight and i was given a title shot. Boblay Lachlay? A weird name,but okay. I was telling myself in the back that it'd have to relax. Stay calm and shit and heh...it didn't work. I was nervous. It took 5 rounds to finally get him down. I was pounding his face in when he tapped out even to my suprise. It was an awesome fight alright. I won the title,and the rematch...he lost that aswell by decision.

 

After another two title fights i had ended by TKO,my contract was expiring. I asked for big pays and everything,but they didn't give it. So,i moved to St. Petersburg. Where i was given a contract that spelled disaster for my career. Russian Combat. I was feeling ready to step it up a notch,but boy,i didn't know it was that tough. Two losses in a row,one victory by decision,followed by a loss and then a no contest not caused by me! I let the contract go and i did another QFC fight. I was headed Bare Knuckle Combat. 1 loss. 2 Victories. I left BKC for what it was and headed to BCF.

 

You know,i'm known for the facial adjustments i deliver on the ground. Mostly with my fists,but this one i just wanted to see how much i could take. How much my opponents could take. That's why i headed there for a single fight,whereafter i demanded a release. It was a loss by decision. I was kinda mad. Now,to go to the present,I had an QFC fight agaisn't Rory Rampage. I won it by a split decision. I know,something you can't brag about. Just like Viking Berserker said. But,that's when i felt like i was getting old. I'm 25 years old. I'm the most experienced guy in the company that's still active.

 

I've fought all over Europe. I want to taste a championship victory again. Then,for the last few years of my career,before i head to the beautiful Bahamas,I want to go all over the world and have a fight. I want to head to New York,fight once there. Montreal. Rio,Las Vegas,LA,Sydney,I want a fight in ONI in Tokyo... But i want one fight specifically in one spot. One spot in particular. Blitzkrieg. A fight there,and my career can end. I respect everybody in thie company but,I want to get the gold,quickly do the fights all over,and just end my career and do something else. Hopefully do writing or stuff. Commentary. But fighting's coming to an end for me.

 

Thank you guys for reading this. I just wanted to tell you my story. Hopefully it inspired some of you. 'Course,there'll be haters and of course,some people will even ... Piss on it or something,i dont know. But thanks for having me here. I respect you guys,and i can't fight all of you even though i want to. Cornish,out.

[Guest]

You gonna bring a fighter to my weight class to fight him? So far both of my opponents thought they could beat him up and managed to get kneed in the head.... A LOT.

 

Yes sir, I just might do that. Keep yourself warm for when I get a spot free.

 

Jeremy Cornish felt like he had to tell you all a story about his past. He wont complain nor brag about any result.

 

Hey guys...uh...thanks for starting to read this as i know it'll be up on the internet. But...uh...I wanted to tell you all about my MMA Career. From start to where it's at right now. I felt like you guys had to know this stuff. Now,some parts may seem a little foggy and unclear at times,mainly because i can't either remember them correctly,or it was around the time i switched managers. Let's start with the first ever fight i had in the QFC area.

 

I had to face...uh...Adam Snee. A guy who had a loss already from an early QFC fight. He came in prepared agaisn't me. But,many of these fights head to the decision point. So did mine. Quickly after winning it,i was sent a contract by Gladiator Cartel Championship. I thought it'd be a good place to start and boy,was i right. It was a try-out contract. Winning would have me enter full-time. I had to face Wade Garrett. He uh...lost via TKO. I capatalized on something that is now my speciality. So with that victory,i got my name on the G.C.C roster which,i was soon going to dominate pretty much.

 

Now,as a newcomer and a rookie,you can just expect people to look down on you. Shit on you. Tell you to fuck off and go back to the Quick Fighting Championship places. Saying that you don't belong here. The first guy that say that was Paul Mahoney. I proved my worth agaisn't him and took him down. From there,it was pretty much downhill for him. Paul,thanks for being that stepping stone that i needed,and i respect you. Now,the next fight i had was agaisn't a guy who earlier beat Wade Garrett aswell. So,i had him put his career on the line. I was confident that i was going to win. And i did,but not via TKO. This time,i proved that there's another way to win. Not decision,Not TKO,but Submission. I locked in a quick armbar and took another step up the ladder.

 

I then had to face...uh...Paulo Farinelli? He was from Italy,a guy who i got along with in the back. We promised each other not to beat each other's faces in. He said 'Do what you feel is right' and i wanted another submission win. No,it was decision. Paulo moved down in weight and i was given a title shot. Boblay Lachlay? A weird name,but okay. I was telling myself in the back that it'd have to relax. Stay calm and shit and heh...it didn't work. I was nervous. It took 5 rounds to finally get him down. I was pounding his face in when he tapped out even to my suprise. It was an awesome fight alright. I won the title,and the rematch...he lost that aswell by decision.

 

After another two title fights i had ended by TKO,my contract was expiring. I asked for big pays and everything,but they didn't give it. So,i moved to St. Petersburg. Where i was given a contract that spelled disaster for my career. Russian Combat. I was feeling ready to step it up a notch,but boy,i didn't know it was that tough. Two losses in a row,one victory by decision,followed by a loss and then a no contest not caused by me! I let the contract go and i did another QFC fight. I was headed Bare Knuckle Combat. 1 loss. 2 Victories. I left BKC for what it was and headed to BCF.

 

You know,i'm known for the facial adjustments i deliver on the ground. Mostly with my fists,but this one i just wanted to see how much i could take. How much my opponents could take. That's why i headed there for a single fight,whereafter i demanded a release. It was a loss by decision. I was kinda mad. Now,to go to the present,I had an QFC fight agaisn't Rory Rampage. I won it by a split decision. I know,something you can't brag about. Just like Viking Berserker said. But,that's when i felt like i was getting old. I'm 25 years old. I'm the most experienced guy in the company that's still active.

 

I've fought all over Europe. I want to taste a championship victory again. Then,for the last few years of my career,before i head to the beautiful Bahamas,I want to go all over the world and have a fight. I want to head to New York,fight once there. Montreal. Rio,Las Vegas,LA,Sydney,I want a fight in ONI in Tokyo... But i want one fight specifically in one spot. One spot in particular. Blitzkrieg. A fight there,and my career can end. I respect everybody in thie company but,I want to get the gold,quickly do the fights all over,and just end my career and do something else. Hopefully do writing or stuff. Commentary. But fighting's coming to an end for me.

 

Thank you guys for reading this. I just wanted to tell you my story. Hopefully it inspired some of you. 'Course,there'll be haters and of course,some people will even ... Piss on it or something,i dont know. But thanks for having me here. I respect you guys,and i can't fight all of you even though i want to. Cornish,out.

 

Quit yo jibba jabba, Cornish, or you're next.

[Guest]

Yes sir, I just might do that. Keep yourself warm for when I get a spot free.

 

 

 

Quit yo jibba jabba, Cornish, or you're next.

You wanna schedule Cornish for a fight in 4 days? Okay. Send him a fight.

[Guest]

I've got more important things to do, man! Like, wash my hair, and stuff.

[Guest]

We're Back!

 

Decided to take Mike Hunt away from the lime light a little to concentrate on things.

 

Used his ground skills to prove he can hold himself against a submission fighter.

 

as for Steve TheKraken lets do it. i not had a contact through yet but if you think you got what it takes then let do!

 

I'll stand here in the forum admit i'm wrong if i cant go through you and face Sherlok.

 

Let talk contracts!

[Guest]

http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/34/34w25.jpg Set a date, Williams. This guy wants to be pulverised.

[Guest]

http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/34/34w25.jpg 11D, 23H, 45M, Hunt. Set your alarm, your time of retirement, is near.