Immortals New York

[Guest]

can't wait for teams to be picked for TUF 135lb!

[imfromhoiland]

Colt 'Lone Gun' McLaren - 135lb Superstar

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"I'm the Lone Gun, you folks are gonna know my name real good, real soon. Come September 26 I start whuppin some ass. Real luckin forward to meeting the rest of the TUF team this Sunday, gonna be awesome....like me."

 

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A very young man walks up to the podium. The press look around uncomfortably wondering who this high school kid is. Security goes to grab him Fox Jacobson whispers in the security guard's ear. The boy looks over at the crowd, and starts banging on the microphone.

 

Boy: HEY? THUMP THUMP THUMP HEY! THUMP THUMP THUMP CAN YOU GUYS HEAR ME HEY? THUMP THUMP THUMP IS THIS THING ON WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE? THUMP THUMP THUMP

A reporter hesitantly stands up and speaks.

 

Reporter: Yes, yes, please stop that. We can hear you. Do you mind telling us who you are?

 

Boy: THUMP THUMP THUMP HEY OKAY? YOU CAN HEAR ME NOW? THUMP THUMP THUMP HEY I'M DONTAE SHELDON! AM I IN THE RIGHT PLACE? The boy, now known to be Dontae Sheldon, looks around and sees the Immortals banner behind him I-M-M-O-R-T-A-L-S. HEY I'M IN THE RIGHT PLACE!

 

Reporter: You don't need to yell!

 

Dontae: OH! OKAY. THUMP THUMP THUMP So this thing works then! Okay. I'm Dontae. I'm here to win the tournament. I weigh one hund-ed, and fifty, no, THIRTY FIVE POUNDS! I'MA WIN! A television comes on behind Dontae. It shows Lone Gun who is in another press room. HEY! What are you doin' interraptin' me? HEY! LONE GUN! That's it. Reporters, listen to my words okay? I hope Lone Gun is on my team so I can whip his ass!

 

Reporter: You don't fight people on your team..

 

Dontae: OH YEAH? Somebody's pants are smart! Well in that case, I DOUBLE DARE YOU TO CHOOSE TO GO ON THE OTHER TEAM LONE GUN!

 

Reporter: You guys don't choose what te-- where did they get this guy?

 

Dontae: Hey, that sounded like in-insult! Fine then, you think I'ma stupid? I'll tell you what, I may not be the most smartest, but all my IQs are in my two hands, and I hope you're on the other team Lone Gun, cause I want you!

 

Dontae brushes his nose, just over the top of his peach fuzz, and runs out of the press room.

[imfromhoiland]

Doublepost

[Steel]

Colt 'Lone Gun' McLaren

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"Dontae, this High School kid calls me out, gotta laugh, not even looked at what he brings, as it wont mean shit. Dude, if we on different teams then sure I will fight you, be nice to bank 10 points and not break training. There are some serious guys at 135's and boy you ain't one of them. But if you wanna blow smoke up your own ass calling out one of the big boys so you get prepubescent ass noticed you go right ahead....boy."

[imfromhoiland]

Colt 'Lone Gun' McLaren

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"Dontae, this High School kid calls me out, gotta laugh, not even looked at what he brings, as it wont mean shit. Dude, if we on different teams then sure I will fight you, be nice to bank 10 points and not break training. There are some serious guys at 135's and boy you ain't one of them. But if you wanna blow smoke up your own ass calling out one of the big boys so you get prepubescent ass noticed you go right ahead....boy."

 

 

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Dontae Sheldon

 

Dontae: LISTEN MAN. You may make 10 points on the win, but if I beat you, it'll be worth at least 17 points. I know I'll be real real good. My mom knows I'll be real real good, she even said so. She watched me on the TV, called me up and said, "Boy, you calling out Lone Gun. That's about as smart as Kanye West at an awards show." You see, I'm as smart as a guy who makes millions of dollars. That means you're going down when we circle up and square off.

 

As for prepubescent? That's the best because there are no pubescents anywhere, especially the face. Not to show off, but there's a youtube video of me just the other week right after I landed a young cutie.

 

 

At the end of the day, Lone Gun, I may know a lot, but all I know is MMA. When that cage door closes, that's the only thing I need to know.

[Warwynd]

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Dontae Sheldon

 

Dontae: LISTEN MAN. You may make 10 points on the win, but if I beat you, it'll be worth at least 17 points. I know I'll be real real good. My mom knows I'll be real real good, she even said so. She watched me on the TV, called me up and said, "Boy, you calling out Lone Gun. That's about as smart as Kanye West at an awards show." You see, I'm as smart as a guy who makes millions of dollars. That means you're going down when we circle up and square off.

 

As for prepubescent? That's the best because there are no pubescents anywhere, especially the face. Not to show off, but there's a youtube video of me just the other week right after I landed a young cutie.

 

 

At the end of the day, Lone Gun, I may know a lot, but all I know is MMA. When that cage door closes, that's the only thing I need to know.

 

Uhhh.... what?

[fbwellman]

Uhhh.... what?

He's kinda funny lmao

[imfromhoiland]

Uhhh.... what?

 

He's possibly the biggest dumbass in MMA Tycoon role play history.

[Guest]

Dean Holliday

 

Interview With

 

The

 

"Ayotollah of Rock and Rolla"

 

Zayeed Abdullah

 

 

 

 

 

Dean Holliday here, for Immortals New York. I’m sitting here in a cabana ( poolside no less ), in absolutely-fucking- spectacular Cabo San Lucas soaking up sun, fun, and a pitcher of Top Shelf Margaritas served by beautiful, brown skinned goddesses wearing nothing but thongs.

 

Peel steel recently announced a spectacular Fight Night XXII Card featuring:

 

(5-0) Ravil Lebedev vs (6-1) Borislav Chazinski for the 265lbs + title

 

Ex-185 lbs champ Archie Fallon (8-2) vs (6-3) Jason Koontz

 

(8-3) Erik Bennett vs (5-3) Minoru Uesugi with the winner possibly getting a shot at the 170lb title.

 

(2-0) Marcus Williams looking to continue his unbeaten start-up versus veteran (6-3) Cung Lee

 

(2-1) Maxim Simmons from the Galactus camp in a war of strikers against MT specialist (6-1) Joe Frazier.

And finally, in a rubber match of monumental proportions (3-3) Zayeed Abdullah faces his nemesis (3-3) Warren Hotop.

 

 

Abdullah and Hotop have no love loss for each other. Actually, Abdullah has no love loss for anyone, including yours truly. That’s why I just had to go all high tech, battery up, and reach out to my leathery- skinned MMA terrorist, Zayeed Abdullah.

 

 

THE INTERVIEW

 

 

(Dean) Zayeed..Peel Steel’s just announced the rubber match that you’ve been wanting with Warren Hotop. What was the reaction from yourself and your camp?

(Zayeed) It is bittersweet. Hoptop is bitch who I hate! I love to crush those I hate, but I have already crushed Hoptop once, so this is like seeing a movie I already have seen before. Not just any movie, M. Night Shyamalan movie where I know the twist. THE TWIST IS I KILL STUPID HOPTOP!!!!

 

(Dean)Your first fight with Hotop ended in a unanimous decision in your favor. However, the second fight was much different. Hotop dominated the first round, then stuffed three takedown attempts in the second before dropping you with a right hand and finishing you GNP style. What was the difference in the two fights? How did Hotop orchestrate such a dominant second fight and how will you counter that in the upcoming rubber match?(Zayeed)In last match, I go for 3 takedowns, and my hand slides. No mortal man can stop my takedowns, he was covered in vaseline. Maybe it was left over from Joey Riggs finger blasting him in the ass all night, or MAYBE HE IS JUST DIRTY CHEATER WHO KNOWS HE CANNOT STOP THE ZAYED! THE REF STOPPED THAT FIGHT EARLY! Hoptop punches like a girl. He has limp wrists, I was planning my next move when jackass ref stepped in. LOOK AT MY WRISTS! LOOK AT MY ARMS! MY ARMS MAKE A STATEMENT WHEN I ENTER THE ROOM! I take off shirt and say volumes without saying anything at all.

 

(Dean) How do you plan on training for this fight?

(Zayeed) I go to the pound, and every day I adopt an animal, which I later kill before I train. It homes in my warrior spirit. I do my best work when I have killed something. One time I killed a deer in my car, and I had 3 day erection. After training, I go to massage parlor and get massage with release to wind down from training. Then I drink until it is time to go to sleep.

 

(Dean) Zayeed, you’ve been known to talk a lot of smack, point a lot of fingers…is there “anyone” in MMA or INY that you actually like or look up too?

(Zayeed) Safdar Al Razi is good friend of mine. He can party all night and keep pace with me. He will fight anyone at the drop of a hat. I respect the Safdar. I also respect the Aadilou Ankutse. He will one day hold the title for the little people of The Immortals. We used to spar together when we first got signed. He is tough as nails. I am also a fan of Humberto Manuel Arboleda. He was raised by wolves and fights like an animal. However I will not party with him, He reeks of feces and his looks scare off all the hot bitches. I CAN NOT PULL IN 10’S WHEN A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE A WOLF IS CRAMPING MY STYLE! I only call out and disrespect those who are bitches, it just turns out this world is full of them.

 

(Dean) Are you in fact a terrorist? Are any members of your family terrorist?

(Zayeed) I am not terrorist, I leave Middle East because of backward ass customs. I come here to be free, enjoy life, women, drugs, beating people down. Why would I fight for any cause other than Zayed? The brief time I was allowed to vote, before felonies, I voted Libertarian. I want less regulation. My last fight with Hoptop, I tried to mail bag of dog feces to him. POSTMAN THREW ME AND SAFDAR OUT OF POST OFFICE! NEEDLESS GOVERNMENT OVER REGULATION! IF I WANNA MAIL DOG FECES TO SOMEONE IT IS MY RIGHT TO DO SO! When I sold steroids at the gym, I was more capitalist than anyone in office! I AM THE AMERICAN DREAM! ME! NOT YOU!!!

 

(Dean)Will this rubber match squash the ongoing fued between you and Hotop?(Zayeed) Only if he dies after he gets his beating. I cannot stress enough what a bitch he is.

 

(Dean) Win or lose, what are your plans after Hotop? Whose do you have in your crosshairs ?(Zayeed) I plan to go upstate with Safdar and some girls who know how to party and spend a week in the cabin. I do not plan fights, The Peel plans fights.

 

(Dean)Would you be willing to fight (4-2) Nikita “The Red Army” Olavski or maybe (4-2) Nikki Mazzio from the Heavyweight Division?

(Zayeed) I HATE THE RUSSIANS! I HAVE ALWAYS HATED THOSE BASTARDS! Rocky 4 was my favorite movie as a child! I WILL KILL HIM ON PRINCIPAL! But he will be coming up to fight me. I will not diet for some ruskie not fit to wash my jock strap after practice. Mazzio calls himself “The Brown Mambo” I am not scared of someone who picks a name based on Lou Bega song from Bill Clinton era. I will crush them both and their bitch ass manager.

 

(Dean) Any final words?

(Zayeed)YOU ARE ALL WORTHLESS BITCHES! I AM KING! YOU ARE ALL PEASENTS! NOBODY TAKES WHAT IS MINE! I WILL KILL YOU ALL WHILE YOU SLEEP! I AM THE ZAYED! I AM KING OF THE IMMORTALS! YOU WILL ALL EAT MY ASS!!!!

 

(Dean)Well, that's it Zayeed..thanks for sharing your fantas....(cough), I mean your future plans with Immortals, and I'm sure everyone at INY wishes Zayeed the best of luck, and we will see you at Fight Night XXII.

(Zayeed) I Will KILL YOU DEAN HOLLIDAY!!! I will eat your children and their goats!!! I..(click).

(Dean talking to staff)What's the number for immigration? Give me immigration or whoever deals with goat beastiality. LOL What a fuckin snapper-head!!

(Staff) Umm Dean..mic on bro!!!Wer'e live ya know?

 

(Dean)That's all we have from INY, this is Dean Holliday, and I'll see YOU at the fights.

[Warwynd]

He's possibly the biggest dumbass in MMA Tycoon role play history.

 

Yeah... he makes Orndorf look like a rocket scientist... lol

[Guest]

Warren Hotop-

 

All I gots ta says is that my hands did the talk all over Abull... yeah his face. I bigger, stronga, bigga, fasta, stronga and smarta than the Goat whisparer. I know I win dis one cuz i trains wit otha fightas not animals. Anyways I gots ta go trains or somethin'

 

 

(You hear a loud pop and a few other small hits then maniacal laughing then the camera pans back to Hotoplaying on the ground holding his knee while a smaller hooded figure yells at him in some other language)

[Guest]

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A very young man walks up to the podium. The press look around uncomfortably wondering who this high school kid is. Security goes to grab him Fox Jacobson whispers in the security guard's ear. The boy looks over at the crowd, and starts banging on the microphone.

 

Boy: HEY? THUMP THUMP THUMP HEY! THUMP THUMP THUMP CAN YOU GUYS HEAR ME HEY? THUMP THUMP THUMP IS THIS THING ON WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE? THUMP THUMP THUMP

A reporter hesitantly stands up and speaks.

 

Reporter: Yes, yes, please stop that. We can hear you. Do you mind telling us who you are?

 

Boy: THUMP THUMP THUMP HEY OKAY? YOU CAN HEAR ME NOW? THUMP THUMP THUMP HEY I'M DONTAE SHELDON! AM I IN THE RIGHT PLACE? The boy, now known to be Dontae Sheldon, looks around and sees the Immortals banner behind him I-M-M-O-R-T-A-L-S. HEY I'M IN THE RIGHT PLACE!

 

Reporter: You don't need to yell!

 

Dontae: OH! OKAY. THUMP THUMP THUMP So this thing works then! Okay. I'm Dontae. I'm here to win the tournament. I weigh one hund-ed, and fifty, no, THIRTY FIVE POUNDS! I'MA WIN! A television comes on behind Dontae. It shows Lone Gun who is in another press room. HEY! What are you doin' interraptin' me? HEY! LONE GUN! That's it. Reporters, listen to my words okay? I hope Lone Gun is on my team so I can whip his ass!

 

Reporter: You don't fight people on your team..

 

Dontae: OH YEAH? Somebody's pants are smart! Well in that case, I DOUBLE DARE YOU TO CHOOSE TO GO ON THE OTHER TEAM LONE GUN!

 

Reporter: You guys don't choose what te-- where did they get this guy?

 

Dontae: Hey, that sounded like in-insult! Fine then, you think I'ma stupid? I'll tell you what, I may not be the most smartest, but all my IQs are in my two hands, and I hope you're on the other team Lone Gun, cause I want you!

 

Dontae brushes his nose, just over the top of his peach fuzz, and runs out of the press room.

 

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Marku Parasca

 

Wat inz tha worldz iz this nonsenze? Dontaezz iz the only person that i met an felt lezz smart when he waz donez talkin. I knoez nothingz of Americanz teachinz, but it seemz like he neva went to school an waz homeschoolzed. Knowin thiz he only haz one fan an iz himzelf. Even hiz mother cheers for tha Lone Gun or well n e one else that fights Dontae cuz he soundz smartest when he not talkin.

[imfromhoiland]

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Marku Parasca

 

Wat inz tha worldz iz this nonsenze? Dontaezz iz the only person that i met an felt lezz smart when he waz donez talkin. I knoez nothingz of Americanz teachinz, but it seemz like he neva went to school an waz homeschoolzed. Knowin thiz he only haz one fan an iz himzelf. Even hiz mother cheers for tha Lone Gun or well n e one else that fights Dontae cuz he soundz smartest when he not talkin.

 

 

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Dontae: HEY MAN! Why's everyone gangin' up on me? You know what Marcus Sriracha? I'm thinkin' differently now. I'm thinkin' I don't want to fight the Lone Gun first, I want you first! You speak real funny, and I don't like that! You sound a heck of a lot like a bumble bee, and they kinda scare me, so I want to stop you from buzzin' all around and beat you up! There's an official challenges book right? Write our names in there! Make this one part of the official book!

[Guest]

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Dontae: HEY MAN! Why's everyone gangin' up on me? You know what Marcus Sriracha? I'm thinkin' differently now. I'm thinkin' I don't want to fight the Lone Gun first, I want you first! You speak real funny, and I don't like that! You sound a heck of a lot like a bumble bee, and they kinda scare me, so I want to stop you from buzzin' all around and beat you up! There's an official challenges book right? Write our names in there! Make this one part of the official book!

 

 

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"The Hobo Assassin" Marku Parasca

 

Dontaezz, whyz you butt makins checkz you mouth cannut cazh? Iz no fumblebee, vhat you hearz is my aczent simpleston. Pluz youz do knowz tere is no book ofz za zort?

[fbwellman]

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I am "Glyde" Clydell Dexler. I will win the 135 tournament. I am currently training at Kami House and soon will be with the Supreme Kai as well. I've already set the record for the most times killing Krillin and bringing him back. Nothing in Immortals can stand in my way. Colt, Dontae, and Marku? Your all bums, I should have my own team for just me and I'd blast everyone in this tourney. Too bad I can't use energy blasts, looks like I'm sticking with my martial arts. Prepare to lose though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(I'm a big DBZ fan too(: )

[AlexiZaitev]

Anthony Ventura dropped a quick word with me my manager, to say to the owner and Taco Bueno regarding the upcoming fight.

 

Ventura states: "Senor Bueno, you remember what you had for breakfest last weekend? No? Well good cuz I'm gonna hit you so hard I will knock you back in time a week."

[Guest]

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"The Drug Lord" Pablo Escobar

 

 

Whens this tourny getting underway?! I just leased a Benz and I need my future winnings to pay it off.

[Warwynd]

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"The Drug Lord" Pablo Escobar

 

 

Whens this tourny getting underway?! I just leased a Benz and I need my future winnings to pay it off.

 

Steel and myself have made the first three picks and will soon be making the announcement publicly on these forums.

[Guest]

Steel and myself have made the first three picks and will soon be making the announcement publicly on these forums.

 

Sweet! So its Steel vs Falcone ?

[imfromhoiland]

Sweet! So its Steel vs Falcone ?

 

Yeah, it's the grandaddy of them all.

[Warwynd]

Yep... Steel vs. Falcone.

[Guest]

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Dean Holliday here for INY... It's been a fast and furious 7 days, Iv'e been travelling the world, sampling a lot of waves and even more tequilla!! We have a lot of recent fight news to cover including Fight Night XIX, Fight Night XX, Bernard Taylor's string of KO's, an upcoming fight featuring Peel Steel VS Brunno Falcone, along with a lot of smack-talk from people who seem to be at the Republican National Convention since they have all but disappeared!!! <Laughing out loud>.

 

Check back with INY Smack Talk thread this weekend, and I'll give you my take on the latest happenings here at INY!

[Warwynd]

Kaseem Muang Vs Corey Smith II -

 

The Rematch

 

Date: September 1st 2012 , Hard Knocks, New York.

 

The Background

 

Managed by close friends, training in the same gym, rumors abound that they have exchanged words of advice on previous opponents, Kasem Muang and Corey "Thunder" Smith meet again on September 1st in a fight that puts the winner back up with the elite at 155, and the loser facing a long and tough challenge in a division loaded with talent.

 

It’s nearly 2 years since Muang edged Smith in a 3 round war, which saw the accurate buzz saw Muang, out work the big punching Smith. Muang went on to challenge for world honors losing a wide unanimous decision to current World Champion Vladdy Van Kirkland. Since then he has found returning to the top of the division a tough proposition, as despite edging Steve Cantwell by split decision, in his first serious test against one the of the divisions best wrestlers he was outmuscled on the ground by the highly regarded Carver Cade. Muang needs a big win, plain and simple, and what better way to achieve that goal, than by beating Smith once again.

 

Corey Smith this guy is 6-3 and he has been in the cage with the best in the world in Van Kirkland, McGuire and Falcao. Corey Smith ‘brings it’ he carries serious artillery and when he lands the bomb, its fight over. Having lost to the guys many in the Immortals consider to be the best fighters at 155, he needs a win over a big name, or more so, a fight camp with a huge reputation.

 

While victory won’t result in a title shot, it will put the winner ahead of a resurgent Wellman Jnr, Lupe Pintor, and Saunders. This fight is crucial to both men.

 

Press Conference

 

Steel, CEO of Immortals New York enters the executive suite at the Hacienda Falls Hotel, New York City. The room, packed with paparazzi from the world of mixed martial arts, and the Cities leading sports journalists is focused upon a bank of tables at the head of the room.

 

Steel takes his seat, flanked on one side by Brunno Falcone who is in conversation with Corey ‘Thunder’ Smith and on the other Jon Boogie who has flown in from Glasgow seated with a glazed expression, holding a glass of whiskey, next to Kasem Muang who is sitting silently.

 

Steel addresses those present: “OK , firstly I wanna thank everyone for coming here today, for Jon Boogie who has flown in from Scotland to support this fight and Brunno and Corey, who have made this happen as I know they have wanted this fight for the last two years. Ok, we are open to questions…….”

 

Richie Ciapelli MMAUSofA raises his hand.

 

Steel: “ Richie, go ahead.”

 

Richie: “Corey, you like guys who are aggressive, who want to shoot for takedowns or trade shots because they leave openings. Muang is managed by Boogie and his guys are notorious for a cautious win at all costs approach, how is it going to be different this time?”

 

Smith: Well, Muang isn't going to over reach. He is going to come into this very smart and work to methodically pick me apart. Probably in the clinch, where he still holds a distinct advantage. I have been training with Muang in mind for a while now, I will be working to improve the areas where I am weak and I have been working with my camp to devise a plan that will hopefully bring about a different result. Muang is a great fighter and a great guy too. It will be difficult to beat him. Possibly more difficult than anyone I have ever faced, but I will give it everything I got.

 

Steel: (gestures towards another reporter)

 

Paul Parkin, Sport Gazette: “ Kasem, there have been allegations that you have focused too much on Vladdy and you cant compete against the new breed of wrestlers at 155. This fight clearly suits you, so are you training for Corey or looking at the bigger picture?

 

Muang: (smiles)

 

Steel: Miss van Histelrooy? (pointing towards a female reporter)

 

Fran Van Histelrooy (CageBabes.com): “Jon, are you worried that Corey will break Kasem down in the championship rounds, where some of your guys seem to struggle?”

 

Jon: Lassie, ur ye serioos? mebbe ye shoods watch puckle bairns afair askin' a question! (chuckles, taking a sip from his glass) Corey haur is a guid laddie wi' a big heart, but am Ah woriat? (sighs, shaking his head) Whit is thaur tae be woriat abit?

 

Fran Van Histelrooy (CageBabes.com): " But isnt the reason Falcone wanted this rematch so badly down to their thinking that Muang wont be able to hang with Corey for 5 rounds and that last time Corey would have stopped Muang had it gone another round?"

 

Greg Tyler (New York Gazette): "So Jon, your saying Corey offers no threat to Kasem, so what next for Kasem once he beats Smith?"

 

Steel: "OK, one question at a time folks, let Jon answer, there will be a chance for everyone?"

 

Jon: (looking towards Fran with a withering expression) Dornt be tryin' tae make me pit wuids intae Mr Falconne's gob. Noo lass!

 

(then, turning to Greg) Ah aint sayin' nae sic' hin' laddie, did ye nae listen tae me? Pah! (takes another glug from his glass)

 

There is silence in the room as bemused reporters, try and decipher what Jon Boogie has just said.

 

Richie Ciapelli raises his hand, receives a nod to proceed from Steel and continues...

 

"Brunno Your camp have had some successes of late, albeit against inferior opponents, but nonetheless, with your record congratulations on that.

 

However, no one in your camp has ever beaten a Jon Boogie camp fighter, what makes you think Corey is the man to break your long run of failed but valiant efforts?

 

Also there are reports from the Arts gym, that prior to Muang signing for the rematch he was training takedown defence, and he hasnt switched training. Doesn't this imply that while Jon Boogie is your friend, he doesnt consider you or any of your fighters as a threat?

 

Falcone: No, it don't mean dat at all. Vladimir van Kirkland is da most dominant fighter in da lightweight division, see. It only makes sense to train for him. Besides. Muang over der is already quite da striker. So it just makes good sense ta train in da areas what he ain't so good at, see?

 

Boogi, here, is one of the top managers in the world and there are lots of people what ain't never beaten him.

 

I ain't real happy wit yous guys sayin' we ain't fought nobody. Nikil fought tree of da best strikers in all of da Immortals back ta back ta back. Yeah he lost all tree of dem fights, but you shows me anyone else what's fought tougher opponents.

 

Yaroslev has beaten everyone on his path except Kalashnikov or da champ since he came back to da Immortals. Yous tryin' a' say dat dem guys ain't nobody? Styles ain't nobody? Inferior opponents?

 

DKJR usta be a force to be reckoned wit in da Immortals. I have fought his boys many times now. Know how many of dem times my boys has come out the better? Almost every time. Yous gonna tell me dat he ain't quality? Ron Sparks was once tought ta be a title contender. He still can break top ten. Wesley Snipes? Da guy was ripping troo da heavyweight division and ain't know one could stop him... until Nikil puts him on his back and makes him take a nap.

 

How about who Corey, here, has fought? Tohino Cerezo. Former champion but he couldn't get past Corey. Carver Cade? Everyone tought dat weren't know way dat Corey was gettin' past him. And what happened? Corey knocks him da fuck out! Lupe Pintor? Again everyone doubted my boy dere. But what happened. Corey fought wit him and beat him soundly. Ain't no one can question dat. Da only losses on Corey's record is against da very best in da world. So don't sit dere and tell me we ain' fought nobody. We take all fights offered. We ain't never declined a fight. Aldough dere were certainly some what we should have declined, we didn't. Right now dere is a whole mess of guys what turns down fights all da time. Dey gets ranked all high and look at deir records. Dey ain't fought nobody, so den dey gets a fight against one a da big boys and gets smashed. I ain't surprised. So yeah, my record may not be so great, but I knows dat my boys have no quit in dem, dat dey will fight da best dere is and someday weez gonna shock da world

 

So, of course Jon considers me a tret. He is confident dat his boy can do dis time what he done last time, capish? We have learned a lot from watching fights both of Corey and Muang and udders fights. We tink we have found some holes in Corey's game and have worked ta close 'em up.

 

We tink dat da last fight could have gone da other way just as easily and we tink we can make adjustments ta maybe either outscore Muang or possibly get a finish. Kasem and Corey have uhhh... Mutual respect for each udder and dey gonna go out dere and do what's dey gotta do. The world will not be disappointed.

 

Ricky Warner: (raises his hand and waits to be acknowledged by Steel.)

 

Steel: Go ahead Ricky, good to see you here my friend.

 

Warner: Thank you Mr. Steel. Kasem, you are notably silent at all times with reporters and I get the impression that you don't care much for us, but would it be possible to get your take on Smith? You showed him a great deal of respect following the fight and gave him that... ummm thing you MT guys wear after the fight. Corey seems to return that respect to you. Do you think he has a chance to score that knockout that many pundits think Smith could do in a longer fight?

 

Kasem: (seems to take no notice, while the faint smile remains on his face)

 

Jon: (jumping to his feet with an angry expression on his face) Whit is it wi' ye fowk? Fur Christ's sake whit has a longer barnie got tae dae wi' anythin'? Their lest meetin' was a thee roon barnie. we worked fur a thee roon barnie - nae fower roonds, nae fife roonds, THEE bludy roonds! Noo, their next meetin' is a fife roon barnie, sae we ur workin' fur fife roonds - nae thee, nae fower, FIFE bludy roonds! Ye ken laddie?

 

(turning to Brunno and Corey) Noo, Corey here be a bonny lad, an' his boss is canny. Ah ne'er tek anyone fer granted! Me boy don't either. He an' Corey have a ken atween em. (leans over and pours Brunno a scotch before sitting down)

 

Steel: Ok, I think that just about covers it for today, its gonna be a fascinating fight. Jon thanks for flying in to speak for Kasem (turns to Brunno and Corey) always a pleasure to have you guys with us. Thanks to you all for coming.

 

Brunno: Tanks, Steel. Always a pleasure.

 

Corey: Yes, thanks for having me on, sir.

[Warwynd]

The TUF 135 lbs show begins with Peel Steel and Brunno Falcone Standing with their representatives. "The Russian Bear" Aleksander Yaroslev, in the red t-shirt, representing team Falcone and Curtis "Rampage" Jackson, in the blue t-shirt, representing Team Steel.

 

Steel addresses the crowd of hopefuls:

 

Steel: Thank you to all the fighters that made it out for the tryouts. After these elimination trials the list of hopefuls are as follows: Nikolai Peterson, Clydell Dexler, Bat Masterson, Andy Biny, Serge Higgins, Colt McLaren, Ray Gustavo, Tommy Arashikage, Jackson Delahunt, Marku Parasca, Dan Kelly, Brad McGill, Dontae Sheldon, Curtis West, and Pablo Escobar. Please step right over here.

 

There were a few last minute changes to the schedule and so now Aleksander Yaroslev and Curtis Jackson will be the coaches for this season. They will represent teams Falcone and Steel respectively. It was decided by Brunno and myself that since my guy made it through the qualification round that he would automatically get assigned to my team. Therefore Brunno's team gets first pick. Not that, that will matter.

 

Brunno glares at Steel for a moment.

 

Steel continues, seemingly oblivious: Brunno? It's your first pick.

 

Brunno: OK, well... Me and Alaksander here, we already gots us a list of who we wanted soz I'm gona turn dis over ta Aleksander to do da picks. Aleksander?

 

Aleksander: Sank you, Mr. Falcone. For my first pick I am choosingk, Pablo Escobar.

 

Pablo walks over to Falcone who hands him a red, Team Yaroslev t-shirt.

 

Steel: OK, we already have Colt McLaren, so come on over here, boy! (McClaren runs over and grabs a Team Jackson t-shirt from Steel) and my second pick is Nikolai Peterson. (Peterson walks over and is handed a shirt)

 

Aleksander: My next choosingk is Yackson Delahunt. (Jackson looks confused for a moment before going to get his shirt.)

 

Steel: We'll take Kelly next. Can't wait to see who you guys pick next.

 

Aleksander: Clyde Dexler, please? (Clyde smiles as he walks over to get his shirt)

 

Steel: (Raises an eyebrow and shakes his head) Dontae Sheldon. Now remember, you fight the guys we tell you to fight and only the ones on the other team. They will have red shirts.

Aleksander: Serge Higgins. Vhere are you.. ah yes... come, come...

 

Steel: Are you guys high? Oh... by the way it seems that McGill is still in this after all... and speaking of McGill...? Come on over...

 

Aleksander: (Frowning) Ve vill take Marku Parasca.

 

Steel: (grinning) Our next pick is Ray Gustavo.

Aleksander: (Leans over and consults with Brunno for a second)

 

Brunno: (Whispers, but it is just loud enough that the microphones barely pick out:) Either Tommy or Masterson.

 

Aleksander: (Thinking for a moment) Tommy Arashikagay? I am not sure how to be saying of your name. (Tommy Arashikage comes over and takes his shirt; correcting Yaroslev's pronunciation.)

Steel: Bat Masterson. (Masterson walks over to Steel's team.)

 

Brunno shakes his head

 

Brunno: Ahh can't win dem all.

 

Aleksander: I am sinkingk ve vill take Andy Biny for our last pick zhen.

 

Steel: OK. So that is the teams for the 135 TUF Tournament. Good luck gentlemen. Dean Holliday will be assigning the first matchups a little later on. In the mean time the team captains will show you guys to your quarters. Good luck.

 

Brunno and Steel walk out talking with each other and laughing

[fbwellman]

http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/31/31w24.jpgClyde the Glyde is honored to be on team Brunno/Yaroslev, my training with the Supreme Kai will end temporarily as I train with my TUF teammates. Team Steel is going down.