MrClean Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 First off, those were your moms jeans being scraped off the bottom of my barrel. Second, would it be better to scrape genes off the bottom of a large barrel or a small one? And C....Stronger and smarter we can settle in the cage but better looking? Come on now Stew, even you must know that is a bit of a stretch. You're a round old man that dresses like a fugitive from the 30's and smells like smoke. You look like Pennybags without the hat. Go back and blow that smoke up your fighters ass, nobodies buyin it here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Pidasol Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 First off, those were your moms jeans being scraped off the bottom of my barrel. Second, would it be better to scrape genes off the bottom of a large barrel or a small one? And C....Stronger and smarter we can settle in the cage but better looking? Come on now Stew, even you must know that is a bit of a stretch. You're a round old man that dresses like a fugitive from the 30's and smells like smoke. You look like Pennybags without the hat. Go back and blow that smoke up your fighters ass, nobodies buyin it here. The "mum" jokes, bastion of the truly unwitty, gained hilarity of epic proportions in the sandpits of kindergardens worldwide. The world is a large place, the gene pool so horrifically tainted by bottom feeders like you procreating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surgeelurgee Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 SP vs Kaiser first pick: Kirk Lazarus vs Obi Wan Kenobi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EzekelRAGE Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8dtw0qplO1qlyyfto1_250.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortfuse122829 Posted August 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Once I know who the 5th member is for Fighters First I will make picks 2 and 3. Believe he's QFC'ing both guys to see which one he wants to use Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blunts Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/15/15b12.jpg Fathy: I'd like to take this time to give a shout out to 2 specific fighters, both residing on Team Kaiser rolls... "The Destroyer Of Nerds" Lance Templeton -- I don't like you... Between your washed up name, and your falsafied "Mad Bluntz" apparel... it's just something about you. If you're not afraid, man up and come at me in our first team match up. Conan "The Dothraki Barbarian" Drogo -- I'll be honest with you, I want take take the hype behind your manager's name, I'm not worried about you as a fighter, you'll just end up as another notch in my belt. This is my open challenge to you round 2, I'd gun for you round 1, but I need to let Fuse get that redemption on your manager Ethan. A shame it won't be worth as much when Fuse redeems his long standing history against Ethan. That is all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kronix Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40w14.jpg Bah! Kirk Lazarus you..... you sissy pants! Me thinks your demon is scared. Me thinks your demon no want to fight demon hunter! You make small kid fight against big boy instead. Scared scared little demon boy. Joseph eat your skinny boys for breakfest! I wait for big boy challenge instead 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadlyDirk Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 First pick for BHP will be Lance Killkenny vs Julian Knight Was having a quick discussion with our tournament specialist, assistant coach and team mascot earlier this morning about the first pick to go up against Team Reaper.... he wasn't impressed. http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/19/19w20.jpg "The Concussion Causer" Mitch McDonald Tournament Career Record: (15-2, 15 KO's) "Kilkenny vs Julian Knight??? What the hell are they thinking? Picking some over hyped can who's already been dropped by managers as many times as he's had fights to go up against the legendary Julian Knight who's never even been out of the first round?? I dunno what BHP have been smoking but I wouldn't mind some of that! Kilkenny's going down within the first minute and it ain't gonna be pretty. I can only assume Kilkenny is taking one for the team here." "So I see the Reapers have gone with Croft vs Wild and Develutian vs Beckett, seems pretty fucking smart to me. Croft's simply gonna tear down the ramp, land an overhand right and it's goodnight Wild, thanks's for coming. This one will be over quicker than Wild's last fight when I swear he started tapping before the bell had even rang! Becket the can crusher, who's been trying to make a name for himself in some mickey mouse organisation, is about to find out what it feels like to get crushed, I see a St Lucian executian in his future, courtesy of Cornel Develutian. 3-0 to Reaper, 3 first round knockouts, let's hope they make some better picks for the final fights to at least make it competitive. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter09 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Julian Cecere vs Peter Taphorn. Dragon Warfist vs Tim Smith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verbalkint Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 SP vs Kaiser first pick: Kirk Lazarus vs Obi Wan Kenobi Kenobi is not in it, he is instead: http://mmatycoon.com....php?FID=194095 Fuse had problems to update the thread cause he just was on via PS3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortfuse122829 Posted August 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Yes Roger told me about this but I did not have a computer monitor the last few days and was not able to update the thread, sorry about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjs2442 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Sorry for the delay guys here is Syndicates first pick "X-ATM092" Zell Griever vs Maubee "Roots" Away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortfuse122829 Posted August 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Sorry for the delay guys here is Syndicates first pick "X-ATM092" Zell Griever vs Maubee "Roots" Away Think Mango has the first pick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrClean Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 The "mum" jokes, bastion of the truly unwitty, gained hilarity of epic proportions in the sandpits of kindergardens worldwide. The world is a large place, the gene pool so horrifically tainted by bottom feeders like you procreating. Back to the tired, predictable, uncreative shit babble I see. Sometimes mom jokes are funny and this one made me laugh although partly at the stupidity of being a mom joke. As for your reply: Kin-der-gar-ten Noun A school or class that prepares children for first grade. A child in kindergarten is typically 5 or 6 years old. I can only assume your kindergarden sand pit is the place where you and your pedophile friends hang out. It would explain your hang up on sandy vaginas. But hey, I'm not judging. That's a lie. I hate pedophiles. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortfuse122829 Posted August 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Back to the tired, predictable, uncreative shit babble I see. Sometimes mom jokes are funny and this one made me laugh although partly at the stupidity of being a mom joke. As for your reply: Kin-der-gar-ten Noun A school or class that prepares children for first grade. A child in kindergarten is typically 5 or 6 years old. I can only assume your kindergarden sand pit is the place where you and your pedophile friends hang out. It would explain your hang up on sandy vaginas. But hey, I'm not judging. That's a lie. I hate pedophiles. Let's try to keep the trash talk to the fighters and a role-playing fashion and not the personal attacks if we could gentlemen, we're gonna have a lot of fun this season and the last thing we need is the thread getting hi-jacked with nonsense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrClean Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 "Kilkenny vs Julian Knight??? What the hell are they thinking? Picking some over hyped can who's already been dropped by managers as many times as he's had fights to go up against the legendary Julian Knight who's never even been out of the first round?? I dunno what BHP have been smoking but I wouldn't mind some of that! Kilkenny's going down within the first minute and it ain't gonna be pretty. I can only assume Kilkenny is taking one for the team here." You should start your own line of shit talking instead of piling on and repeating the same tired shit that stew pid ashol already said. Just because you put a picture on it and pretended a fighter said it doesnt make it new. Go think on it for a while and come back with some original line that is at least semi amusing. Or better yet, try hyping your own fighter instead of sucking stews dick. At least his crap makes me laugh sometimes. *EDIT Oops, guess I was writing at the same time as you fuse. I will abide in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortfuse122829 Posted August 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 You should start your own line of shit talking instead of piling on and repeating the same tired shit that stew pid ashol already said. Just because you put a picture on it and pretended a fighter said it doesnt make it new. Go think on it for a while and come back with some original line that is at least semi amusing. Or better yet, try hyping your own fighter instead of sucking stews dick. At least his crap makes me laugh sometimes. *EDIT Oops, guess I was writing at the same time as you fuse. I will abide in the future. Appreciate the trash talk Barnabas and neither you nor Stu make be taking any of that stuff personal, but I know that some people can at times so in the interest of not having anybody get seriously offended or have the thread hi-jacked w/ personal insults being slung back and forth I'd just prefer if we try to keep trash talking to the fights/fighters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shortfuse122829 Posted August 13, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Since some people are offended cause they feel like I came to Stu's rescue and not theirs over the personal insults let me clarify to everyone. Talk about ADHD, pedophilia, dick sucking or other personal assaults don't really need to be here. We can all enjoy this season and talk trash and not make personal attacks on people. My comment was directed to pretty much everybody in general, my apologies to Barnabas for singling out your comment 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexiZaitev Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 If Steel Penn still wants Lazerus vs Roger's Guy I will put up Team KAISER's pick tomorrow morning (giving SP time to switch their pick if they want to) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/15/15b12.jpg Fathy: I'd like to take this time to give a shout out to 2 specific fighters, both residing on Team Kaiser rolls... "The Destroyer Of Nerds" Lance Templeton -- I don't like you... Between your washed up name, and your falsafied "Mad Bluntz" apparel... it's just something about you. If you're not afraid, man up and come at me in our first team match up. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/1/1w2.jpg Templeton: Trash talking is like, SO blasé. What, do you think this is 2011 or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Pidasol Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Mum jokes and jokes about pedophilia - clearly I'm having a battle of wits with an unarmed man. Coming to my rescue?? There's only one in this thread that needed rescuing.. He's the little boy with the 6 shooter and a horse 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Come on Sandy, you can't walk out of a drive in movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potter09 Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 This is a question to all do any of you have a major problem if I were to change my Fighter. I've spoke with Sean and its basically down to you guys. I don't want to cause a rift and a big fuss. Cheers in advance Scott 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu_Pidasol Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 Really after the first round pics have already been made, you've just decided now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
surgeelurgee Posted August 13, 2013 Report Share Posted August 13, 2013 alright Lazarus vs Kobashi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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