Guest Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 Behind the Scenes with Lance 'Last Chance' Legstrong http://mmatycoon.com/gallery/40/40w27.jpg As Lance and Daly landed in Montreal and exited his plane he stood at the door and took in a deep breath.. Daly: Whats up bro? all good? Lance: I smell sumin fishy goin on here.. Daly: Mate Pauline Hanson is in town, course it smells fishy; we all know she's been fucked more times than she's had hot dinners..Bitch is riddled with STD's! haha! (Lance doesn't laugh and looks disgusted by Daly's comment) Lance: Why would you say sumin like that? You know I have feelings for her after our hot night of sex. Not cool man, not cool. Anyway, it was an expression.. I mean Sumin doesn't feel right as soon as we arrived here. I feel like uneasy... Daly: Fucks sake mate you're gettin all soft and paranoid, don't do this to me right now we have a huge fight coming up dammit! (Daly immediately injects a testosterone booster into Lances neck to get him pumped and focused on the fight). Lance: Fuck ye that's better. Time to suck today's dick! Lets do this! Daly: Theeere we go... That's the Lance I love. (They arrive at their Hotel in Montreal and Lance heads to his hotel room...As he swipes the card to enter his room he hears loud banging and screaming next door..Lance decides to check it out so knocks on the door to see if all is ok. None other than Ronny Bruvik answers the door in his dressing gown..) Lance: Well, well, look who it is... whats that noise all about? Gettin banged by your manager Tosen again? ahahahaha (Lance puts his hand out for a high 5, Daly slaps his hand in return and starts laughing hysterically at Bruvik) Daly: Ha Gaaaaay! (At that moment Pauline Hanson comes to the door behind Bruvik in another gown, Lance charges at Bruvik and Hanson in a testosterone filled rage but Daly and his security manage to hold him back) Lance: You whore Pauline! I thought that ass was all mine! What about our night of crazy drug fueled sex? Pauline: I don't like it. Bruvik: You hear that chief, she don't like it! haha. (Lance slaps Bruvik in the nuts and runs away as he has no stand up game) Lance: You'll pay for this asshole, she'll take me back after i rip your arm off! (He shouts as he sprints down the corridor, weeping slightly) Daly: Oh you're gonna pay now boy, that's the worst thing you coulda done to piss Lance off.. See you tomorrow night.... IN HOSPITAL! Ha burrrrned. (Daly walks off like a boss) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 haha nice write-up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted December 7, 2013 Report Share Posted December 7, 2013 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/22/22w25.jpg Chris Weiner: Georgie porgie puddin and pie tried to kiss the girls and made them all cry, when the other fighters came out to play Georgie porgie ran away. Then Chris Weiner came out and the girls all got excited and well let's just say the rest is history Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 8 fights and 4 upsets wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 Congrats man. Couldn't get those wonderful escapes to fire, but hard to be dissatisfied with power/solid chin/decent confidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kole Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 Congrats Widing, a great fight but your guy was the better man today! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavyJones Posted December 8, 2013 Report Share Posted December 8, 2013 I can't believe I lost to a fighter named Pauline, how humiliating! So much for my game plan of stoppage due to cuts via elbows, it was worth a try. edit: oops I just realized it was your opponent that showed "tends to cut" in the TOTT from round 1 not Pauline, wow I really blew that one I've been training elbows the whole time based off thinking it was him that tended to cut, damn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 8 fights and 4 upsets wow. Which ones were upsets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 Which ones were upsets? Ranking wise(from the old rankings) there are like 4 upsets but we all know ranking don't mean much and just my opinion, but: Kole losing to Sami, Manne losing to Rory, Stu losing to Shaun, and yes Cus losing to you(with how his fighter is built) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 and yes Cus losing to you(with how his fighter is built) Ha. Didn't expect that. Seems his fighter was built to lose. As one member here might say... Ali "G" is going to piss excellence over everyone in this tourney including Chris whatshisname if he makes through one more fighter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 Pauline doesn't like excuses Davy. No she doesn't, never did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizz81 Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 Stu and I were only separated by 20 spots in the beginning and both in the top 75 in the game at the time of the fight. Not too much of an upset really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 Congrats man. Couldn't get those wonderful escapes to fire, but hard to be dissatisfied with power/solid chin/decent confidence. Cheers! This is officially the furthest I have been in any tournament and I've been in a lot haha As for Bruvik: http://www.quickmeme.com/img/d3/d316b35e439c380126e1fb1b64b5dd16900850e9fadac436a8f5dd7d912b5bbd.jpg Congrats Widing, a great fight but your guy was the better man today! Dammit man I had a bet on you haha unlucky though! I guess it gives me more of a chance to beat Widing which is priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skizz81 Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 The Pauline and Loblaw fight has the makings to be the fight of this tournament. Both seem to have great chins, both have severe power (5 fights between the two with 5 finishes). Should be a good one. Good luck Krad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 Thanks mate, looking forward to unleashing some fury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widing Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 Man this win made me real happy, thanks Kole for a good matchup. Congrats to all winners, it's also great to see lesser manager like Rory get a win here too.. Haha just kidding Rory, awesome win and you deserve it, hopefully we face each other at some point. The next match looks tough though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 Man this win made me real happy, thanks Kole for a good matchup. Congrats to all winners, it's also great to see lesser manager like Rory get a win here too.. Haha just kidding Rory, awesome win and you deserve it, hopefully we face each other at some point. The next match looks tough though.. I take too much abuse on these forums... Is there a report abuse button on here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 I think with a little luck Rory can win his next fight too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 http://www.quickmeme.com/img/d3/d316b35e439c380126e1fb1b64b5dd16900850e9fadac436a8f5dd7d912b5bbd.jpg 30k sent. Also Ronny Bruvik took an IQ test today and scored 149. :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2013 Report Share Posted December 9, 2013 30k sent. Also Ronny Bruvik took an IQ test today and scored 149. :D:D:D One day when Bruvik is in the top 10 p4p I will look back and say.. I beat that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 Ha. Didn't expect that. Seems his fighter was built to lose. As one member here might say... Ali "G" is going to piss excellence over everyone in this tourney including Chris whatshisname if he makes through one more fighter. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/22/22w25.jpg Chris Weiner: Ahh I am definitely not a fan of your golden shower fetish. You are in the wrong industry my friend, because if we fight the only one you are going to be pissing over is yourself as you will likely be in a full body cast after our fight. The Weiner has spoken! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 Just wondering when the fight offers will be sent out so its easier to see your opponent and fight date? Also, I have a suggestion: Put up odds for the remaining fighters to win the tourney so we can place bets? (Maybe Empire bet zone is interested?) If not that's cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2013 Report Share Posted December 11, 2013 Put your money on Pauline. Goatboy had her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 http://i732.photobucket.com/albums/ww329/irishsamuraix/AliCustom_zps5ff071ba.jpg "Chris Weiner, why iz yous tryin to ruk me main geeza, Johnny Sorrow? dere iz naffink to worry about if yous somehow make hit to da next round. Yous iz the biggest punani in da whole tourney." Oh yeah, fighter skin of the year anyone? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mystery Posted December 14, 2013 Report Share Posted December 14, 2013 http://i732.photobucket.com/albums/ww329/irishsamuraix/AliCustom_zps5ff071ba.jpg "Chris Weiner, why iz yous tryin to ruk me main geeza, Johnny Sorrow? dere iz naffink to worry about if yous somehow make hit to da next round. Yous iz the biggest punani in da whole tourney." Oh yeah, fighter skin of the year anyone? http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/22/22w25.jpg Chris Weiner: I had to have someone translate that for me, hope it was the correct translation. So first off i'm not trying to fuck Johnny Sorrow, his anus is all yours. I have no interest in his anus. As for me being the biggest pussy, I sure as hell hope you don't want to fuck me too, because i'm not the biggest pussy i'm the biggest Weiner around here and if we fight then you''ll see that I do the fucking around here! East Staines Massiv, Ya Batty Boy! 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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