Umbrella Corp. - Official Thread

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[igorbyhenikov]

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The Return Of The King

Post-Fight Media Scrum

Reporter: The king has returned, but not in the way people expected. Dennis Page fought very weird fight, eating punches and just trying to wrestle with Kelly. Have you talked with Page about his weird performance?

Vlad: I had couple words with his manager, and he was furious. You know, that man can be scary dude. I am sure that Dennis will not perform like that ever again. It looked like he was drunk, and only thing what i want to say, is quote from one very smart man: Don't drink any alcohol, it's very dangerous.

Reporter: After assaulting the president of the organization, getting stripped from the belt, you dropping charges and apologizing him publicly to make him come back, George Kelly is one huge star right now. What's next for him?

Vlad: I am officially announcing that James Dean Rockefeller is going to give up his belt in 145 lbs division, and make a permanent move to 155 lbs to challenge George Kelly. February 1st, The Beer Garden, Amsterdam, you don't want to miss it!

Reporter: People in the internet is going crazy right now...

Vlad: I also want to announce that Kristus Koistinen will move up to welterweight, and we are planning to make Takeru Masaru vs Dennis Page happen. I will give Dennis and his manager couple days off, and then discuss about Page's future.

Reporter: Masamichi Yamaji got another amazing KO victory. When is he going to get his shot against Evil Muno?

Vlad: We are planning to have that fight on the same card that Kelly vs Rockefeller.

Vlad: I have a lot work to do, contract negotiations, updating rankings, sending fight offers, so i have to go. Oh.. And one thing. I want to thank Dae Su Oh for beating that weird motherfucker who's name i already forgot. Peace.

[potter09]

BREAKING NEWS.

 

Scott Davies Tweets this.

 

Still in Shock with what's happened if I'm honest. Dennis has been taken to do a D & A TEST. drugs and alcohol.

 

More to come on this Story as it unfolds

[Guest]

Richard Exlax looks to get back to the win column with a tough fight against a bruiser in Donnito Mustacho, both fighters are close on the ground and Donnito has a definitive edge with boxing.. but the Muay Thai game may be what wins it. If Exlax can't pull it off.. he wants FON honors.

[igorbyhenikov]

Rankings are based on quality of wins, skill level, dictatorial opinion and common sense. *updated Jan 10th*

 

145 lbs Official Rankings

1. Lazano De Anda
2. Vesa Sykk
3. Coco Cobb
4. Riku Kurikka
5. Arild Einemo
6. Aslak Aas
7. Kira Miyata
8. Tsutomu Miyazaki
9. Benjamin Ruggiero
10. Kareem Kiram

155 lbs Official Rankings

Champion: George Kelly

1. James Dean Rockefeller
2. Takeru Masaru
3. Dennis Page
4. Ben Williams
5. Israel Kamakiwo Ole
6. Jack Break
7. Ville Paakkari
8. Tero Karhula
9. Fred Martial Delicat
10. Dae Su Oh

170 lbs Official Rankings

Champion: Simon Harrison

1. Omar Cluzet
2. Nelson Dela
3. Guy Georges
4. Dr John Zoidberg
5. Mike Blow
6. Erik Gustafsson
7. Emil Gustafsson
8. Morten Joikhaaja
9. Justin Hall
10. Julius Biacolo

185 lbs Official Rankings

Champion: Emilio Izturis

1. Viktor Ulriksen
2. Max Eisenhardt
3. Imma Bag
4. Nikolai Dzhumagaliev
5. Alan Sharpe
6. Dan MuttaFukka
7. Melvin Reem
8. Bodzio Helikopter
9. Vasily Zaytsev
10. Rejnaldo Silva

205 lbs Official Rankings

Champion: Iso Kaato

1. Georgy Fokin
2. Victor Vector
3. Cron Spliffton
4. Yuri Hanzzle
5. Brian Burns
6. Artur Kukla
7. Simon Pegg
8. Justice Naruhodo
9. Karl Kutowski
10. Richard Exlax

265 lbs Official Rankings

Champion: Evil Muno

1. Masamichi Yamaji
2. Matti Meikalainen
3. Kurt Juggernaut
4. Cody Zeller
5. Heinz Doofenshmirtz
6. Samppa Linna
7. Lil Fame
8. James Gaston
9. Roberto Gomez Bollanos
10. Edward Elric

Official p4p Rankings

1. Iso Kaato
2. James Dean Rockefeller
3. George Kelly
4. Evil Muno
5. Emilio Izturis
6. Simon Harrison
7. Masamichi Yamaji
8. Omar Cluzet
9. Nelson Dela
10. Takeru Masaru

Rankings are based on quality of wins, skill level, dictatorial opinion and common sense. *updated Jan 10th*

[potter09]

You should have TAKEDOWN ARTIST next to pages name lol

[igorbyhenikov]

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[ludovik]

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Carlos sent that tweet less than an hour after his last fight. In a disappointing result, he got caught in a kimura by Raimundo Sobral and lost an important fight on his career. Even though it was just his second fight, Carlos wanted to keep his unbeaten streak going. He said this at the post-fight press conference:

 

"Well... Sometimes you lose and you can't really explain what happened. I got caught with a kimura, that's it. I did a few mistakes by going for leg locks and then I gave my good position away. I wasn't supposed to lose this one but I can't say that this will really affect me. I don't have any pressure on my shoulders when it comes to my next fights. I feel that I must deliver in my performances and results so I can make it up for all the effort and attention the whole team gave to me since I joined them. I heard that the grass is greener in London and I'll try my way there. I want a couple of fights to see where I'm at and I'm sure that there's a guy well ranked there that would match up well with me. Allan Sharpe, I want you next. Nobody will defeat me again and Sobral will have the honor to say he was the only one who defeated me. Did you check Aldo, Barão or JDS' records? They all have a loss in the beginning of their careers and then went on great runs. That's whats going to happen to me. Bring me the Brits, I'm reloaded!"

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@MaxEisenhardt

"@VillaLobos must be fucking crazy. Dude, you're calling the guy out who is ranked much, much higher than you. Your rank is so fucking little that it's not even existing! I do not know how it's done in Rio, but in cultural european MMA we sign contract with an org before we start calling out its fighters and we call out fighters whos rank is similar to ours. Work your way through the rankings, and you will have a pleasure to be crushed by me! #joke #crazybrazilian #Maxforpresident"

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Vladimir Byhenikov's

Post-Fight Media Scrum

Reporter: People are still talking about Artur Kukla vs Yuri Hanzzle. They were pretty impressive, huh?

Vlad: Listen, some jerks (usually from USA) complains that fights on the ground are boring. Well, they are wrong. This fight had it all, in the first round Yuri smashed Artur and the fight was so close to be stopped. I must admit that i said guy next to me, that i'm surprised if Kukla comes to the second round. I was clearly wrong, and Kukla put that mean face on and almost killed Yuri in the second round. I don't remember how long Kukla had the mount, but Yuri showed great heart to survive that. After two completely opposite rounds, i had no idea who is going to take the fight. I think Kukla was more tired in the last round and Yuri exploited that by taking him down, hammering him and getting the highlight reel KO. They both deserved the Fight Of The Night bonus, and i also gave Yuri the KO Of The Night bonus. Congratulations to both fighters, that fight was great example why i am a fight fan.

Reporter: Hanzzle has talked a lot about his desire to get chance to fight against the p4p king Iso Kaato. We know that he lost close decision to the current number one contender Georgy Fokin, but i think this fight proved that he can be one of the greats.

Vlad: Yuri Hanzzle and Victor Vector will headline the February fifth card, and the winner will get the next title shot.

Reporter: I saw Cron Spliffton after the fight, and he was devastated. He was so sure that he will win the rematch against Vector. Have you talked with Cron after the fight?

Vlad: No, not yet. I think it's good manners to give fighter little time after tough loss. I will contact Cron Spliffton and his manager soon and we will discuss about his future. We all know that Cron is great standup fighter, but i personally think that he needs to bring high level BJJ coach in to his next camp. Guys like Victor will make you tap if you give them even a little opening.

Reporter: It was not so long time ago, when your 205 lbs division was shallow, and it looked like there is no contenders to Iso Kaato. But now there is tons of talent waiting opportunity.

Vlad: Yes, after this scrum i will get back to work and start to send fight offers. I just don't have a clue who i will match up against who. There is so much choices.

Reporter: We saw pretty interesting video from youtube. Fairly unknown Brazilian fighter named Carlos Villa Lobos called out Alan Sharpe. Are we going to see this fight happen?

Vlad: No. My scouts told me that this Carlos seems to be good fighter, and i would be more than happy to sign him, but he would have to work his way up before getting top 10 fighters like Alan Sharpe. Let's see what happens.

Vlad: We are planning to get the fans closer to the fighters, and releasing huge interviews with some of our best fighters. There is up and coming challengers, and long time champions waiting for our crew to contact them. Remember to stay tuned!

Event 45 - Almost Human

Fight Of The Night: Artur Kukla vs Yuri Hanzzle

KO Of The Night: Yuri Hanzzle

Submission Of The Night: Victor Vector

[igorbyhenikov]

I am looking good guy to split the work with me. I have a lot work ahead of me, since i am writing media scrums, updating rankings and doing interviews to many fighters in my org.

 

What i am looking for:

 

1. Either you split short term work with me, doing about 6 fighter interviews

 

Or

 

2. I would hire you to write previews and doing fighter interviews permanently. Also you would be the "Vice President" of the company, so when i am not able to write media scrums, you would be the guy who faces the media. If you are interested, i am willing to consider to give more responsibility. Basically, you would be the right hand of the company.

 

I can offer good salary, and you would be taken care off.

 

Contact me if interested, and we will talk more

 

- Vladimir Byhenikov

 

- Crucible Fights: London

[igorbyhenikov]

Smack Talk Competition

Last time the winner was Bragi Ragnarsson, who just couldn't shut up so i had to reward him with 3 months vip.

Best Smack Talker between January 14th and February 8th will get 3 months vip.

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@MaxEisenhardt

"@ilyaputinmma I do not know what are ya talkin about, but after looking and your haircut I assume you belongs to One Gayrection followers and you tried to offend me. So, whacha ya filthy mouth kid, cause I could break it easily. I wouldn't do it cause I would be charged of can crushing and kid beating. But if you are up to some beating contact with your "manager"."

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@Max Eisenhardt

"How about I move to 205 after my next fight and beat the shit out of you all? @ilyaputinmma @liammcculloughmma @alekseithecommunist"

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@MaxEisenhardt

"Since we agreed to do it, let's leave problems with setting that match ups to our managers, since they take 20% of our salary. If by @Colosseum you mean that org for fighters from third world of MMA then ya must be crazy buddy. I won't fight in Colosseum! #Crucible4life"

[potter09]

News on Dennis Pages Future coming up within a few hours. I hear its quite shocking News

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[Viking]

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@MaxEisenhardt

"Since we agreed to do it, let's leave problems with setting that match ups to our managers, since they take 20% of our salary. If by @Colosseum you mean that org for fighters from third world of MMA then ya must be crazy buddy. I won't fight in Colosseum! #Crucible4life"

 

 

 

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Bragi Ragnarson says:

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You're calling yourself a real man? All woman in the world are highly doubtful about that statment.

Plus my fighters are not fighting in "funny categories" and the org run by you seems to have only these categories.

Also take a look in attached pics - castor - can crusher with priv gym.

Also I have found a pic of castor who is looking for new managers to crush them:

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You wouldn't let me fight in the org? Shame, shame... Goodbarrel is crying a river because he would never claim 185 and 205 lbs belt in the org for handicaped fighters. Colosseum's motto: "Disabled at work, abled in our cage"

 

We'll see how an org run by a man with such reputation will be doing. Will it fail like Roman Empire?

[Viking]

Bragi Ragnarson says:

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You're calling yourself a real man? All woman in the world are highly doubtful about that statment.

Plus my fighters are not fighting in "funny categories" and the org run by you seems to have only these categories.

Also take a look in attached pics - castor - can crusher with priv gym.

Also I have found a pic of castor who is looking for new managers to crush them:

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You wouldn't let me fight in the org? Shame, shame... Goodbarrel is crying a river because he would never claim 185 and 205 lbs belt in the org for handicaped fighters. Colosseum's motto: "Disabled at work, abled in our cage"

 

We'll see how an org run by a man with such reputation will be doing. Will it fail like Roman Empire?

 

 

 

 

Nice effort, but - ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Ilya Mstislav Putin

1-1-0 (W-L-D)

Journalist from MMATycoon Illustrated visited the gym that Anabolinen Steroidi Jr owns, and was able to catch up with Mstislav Putin, who is facing his biggest challenge so far, as he fights against tough Muay Thai specialist Berry Bubberman next Saturday.

Reporter: I can clearly see, that you are in best shape in your short career right now, can you tell us about your training camp?

Mstislav: My camp has been great. I have been working on my wrestling and grappling with the Crucible Fights: St. Petersburg 155 lbs Champion Anabolinen Steroidi Jr. Every day i have learned something new.

Reporter: Knowing that your opponent has outstanding Muay Thai, and he has KO'd all of his opponents in highlight reel fashion, what's your take about him making comments that you are going down in the first minute of the fight?

Mstislav: I have been working on my standup techniques and sparred with guys like Jonas Putin, Liam McCullough, Aleksei Ljosha Putin and Travis Bickle. They are all high level standup fighters, and man i can tell you, they have used my head as a punching bag, so i am not worried at all about this Barry. Yes he has couple KO victories against some bums who can't even spell the word fighting, but i am a true mixed martial artist who knows every aspect of the game - when he thinks i am going to take him down, i will punch him in the face, and when he thinks that i am going to punch him, i am going to take him down.

Reporter: You really sound confident...

Mstislav: Biggest difference between me and him, is that when we are standing, i am not uncomfortable at all, but when the fight goes to the ground, he is only trying to survive. You know, he has good kicks, but that is all he got.

Reporter: Thank you for your time, i will let you get back to training.

Mstislav: Thanks.

Mstislav jumps right back to the cage and eats big right hand from Aleksei Ljosha Putin, who shakes his head and says "Damn man, hands up".

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Emilio Izturis

 

Ho hum. Another victory. That's six in a row. This is getting boring. I've beaten all of the top challengers in my weight class. While I wait for someone to build up enough hype to be worthy of stepping into the cage with me, I need a new challenge. If Iso Kaato can successfully defend his light heavyweight title on February 1, I want him next.

 

If management is listening, think of the hype that could be had pitting #1 vs #4 in the org rankings.

 

Two belts would look awfully nice around my waist.