Viking Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 *Samuel L Jackson voice* "As many of you already are aware of, The Legendary Tycoon Superstar World Class Manager Castor Rollins is a man with great taste in lifes most enjoyable things, such as women, football, food, mma tycoon etc...Castor is a man that likes to go abroad for weekend trips, to Prague, Barcelona, Paris, Amsterdam, New York, Milan etc...and once when he went to London he met a very strange guy..." As Castor rolled in to the Picadilly Circus with his massive entourage he noticed a very strange and fat man...the man had dirty clothes, dirty hands and a big fake "used car salesman smile"...he was talking to a nice old innocent lady, Castor did not like what was going on and realized it was something fishy pretty quick... Castor went out of the car and stood behind the man...the dirty man seemed to be some kind of salesman, he had a black trench coat on, opened wide showing off his merchandise...talking about the ladies husband he said "i have a penis enlargement cream that your husband can use, penis will grow 2.5 more inches instantly and you will have an orgasm like never before. Only £99". The nice old lady seemed very reluctant to buy the product and the man continued to run his mouth... "listen, please please listen, i have anti aging cream too, remove wrinkles instantly, miracle cream, its sooooo good, i will sell you a sample only £129...you can buy 10 for £999 and sell to your friends too, cheap cheap, lots of money to be made here..." Castor Rollins was not born 10 minutes ago and he recognised a con artist/scammer when he saw one...something this lady probably didnt... Castor had patience and waited for a few more minutes, by then the dirty man had talked the poor old woman to buy his useless products and Castor had had enough... He made a spinning heelkick in the face of the man, knocking him out instantly, wiped off some dust from the shoulders and introduced himself to the old lady ... "dont fear, the Castman is here" Old lady: How can i ever thank you enough? Castor: You cant. Good bye, have a nice day. Go home and rest. She walked home and the man was still laying down on the ground knocked out...Castor slapped him a few times and pissed in his face so that he would wake up... Unknown man: w-w-w-w-wwwhhattttt hhhh-h-happpennned? Castor: I knocked your punk ass out cold. How dare you act like that, scamming/cheating old women like that on my streets? Unknown man: I am very sorry about that...i promise, i will stop...if you teach me how to fight like that... Castor: Youre not exactly in a position to make the demands here. *Castor scratched his head and stroked his beard and thought to himself "i got nothing to lose doing this, possibly one less scammer on the streets...it would be the deed of the day"* Castor: Ok punk. I will train and manage you. If i ever catch you doing anything illegal/similar to this again i will castrate you with a rusty spoon Unknown man: Ok...boss Castor: So, whats your name? Unknown man: My name is Chris Christofi...but my friends call me Mentor To be continued...... http://mmatycoon.com/fighterprofilemanager.php?FID=258806 11 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UniConor Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 is a part 2 confirmed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bravo Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Really.. 1 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ArtieBanks Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 I can only imagine Mentors face whenever he sees that fighters avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBK16 Posted September 26, 2014 Report Share Posted September 26, 2014 Any update about the rumours this is becoming a trilogy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shards Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 *Slow clap* I have to hand it to you, that was well played. I knew it was coming but I didn't expect the fighter at the end of it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 Castor, this is why I love you. 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 Castor, this is why I am in constant apprehension of you. You like to start pointless drama and talk some real bs at times but you also like to do things like this and I like that for sure. Good job 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 The story is weak as fuck lol but the avatar is priceless!! Im sure Mentor will dig this haha. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted September 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 is a part 2 confirmed? Time will tell...you have to wait and see... I can only imagine Mentors face whenever he sees that fighters avatar. Id like to see his face too when...oh wait Any update about the rumours this is becoming a trilogy? It might... Castor, this is why I love you. Hows your dog doing? You teached it any new tricks? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Posted September 27, 2014 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 The story is weak as fuck lol but the avatar is priceless!! Im sure Mentor will dig this haha. Well, the story is quite alright considering it was written on a phone in 15 min. I will end my post here and not derail this thread. Have a nice day Agent Dee. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 Time will tell...you have to wait and see... Id like to see his face too when...oh wait It might... Hows your dog doing? You teached it any new tricks? Nope. He just keeps getting his big, bright red dick out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madbob Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 lightened my mood today 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb613 Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 I don't know how to respond to this, but I'm very intrigued to see what comes from this, that avatar is priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 To be honest I didn't find the story funny, just a write up, but the avatar... Fuckin' great! Avatar of the fighter is way, way better than the whole story and made me laugh! Good job castor! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolf Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 This was hilarious the whole job, even the fighter interview. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darklord3421 Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 lol this is great haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanis Posted September 27, 2014 Report Share Posted September 27, 2014 whats really kewwl about this,...now the rest of you can see. The VALUE of Castor. cuz this was comedic relief. /nod I agree this was well played 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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