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The Peaky Blinder, Tommy Shelby

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Tommy " Dee Early you gave Popkov KO award. My fight rated higher at 100% and it was quicker and more brutal. Tell me what the fuck do I have to do? Jonny says its down to managers paying chicks to fuck your ugly ass, but I thought he was joking. For fucks sake man, did you even see the fights?"

 

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Fight ratings are for retards so I pay zero attention to them. I love head kick KOs so the two of you were pretty much even in the running for KOTN. What tipped it in favor of Popkov was the fact tha he has a very cool manager unlike the whiny cbomb behind you two. :D

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John Thompson

Haha, 1'31 is all I needed to finish you. I guess your cocktail of pain killers and testosterone didn't work that well :P

Being aggressive against a hard hitter like me is a mistake. Seven head punches, that all landed clean, and two fake body shots was all I needed to finish you in our much anticipated fight. I had hoped for a battle, but you clearly weren't ready for my skills and gameplan. Now go fuck that old ugly shemale you wanted after our fight. I hope for you that you can keep up longer in bed than in the octagon!

 

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Josh: I think you made us all a favor here. Storman Norman dropped Hargraves from his stable without a single message after that sad performance of his and ran away with the money I just paid him. Not very cool. Also now we can really put an end to the debate which manager is the best new manager of the year 2014 lol.

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Josh: I think you made us all a favor here. Storman Norman dropped Hargraves from his stable without a single message after that sad performance of his and ran away with the money I just paid him. Not very cool. Also now we can really put an end to the debate which manager is the best new manager of the year 2014 lol.

Wow he KO'd a fighter with NO chin.. . And I'm not keeping a fighter like that so yeah i sacked him.

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James 'Hitman' Hartman

UNDISPUTED BANTAMWEIGHT CHAMPION

 

The Media Sport News Corner Hartman While On His Car.

 

RR:Goodeve Mr.Hartman Can We Ask you a couple question?.

 

Hitman:Go Ahead While I Waiting Mr.Badboy My Manager.

 

RR:Ok Tnx, First of all Tell Me About Ur Last Fight With Mister E'Nygma.

 

Hitman: Oh That Fight? It wasnt suppose to call that .... a fight for me it was just like a sparring session.

 

RR:Okay , Mr.Hartman its obvious that you dominate him so tell me about your next opponent jackson ramos who just fought you once .

 

Hitman:I watched ramos fight with meani moore before my fight , im not impressed .... and im gonna beat him up again for sure.

 

RR:Mr Dee. gave u a fight 2 weeks notice is this gonna be a problem to you? .

 

Hitman:No , Im a warrior and i will fight any time anyplace .

 

RR:Ok, If you beat Ramos Whats next?

 

Hitman: Mr.Dee Is gonna handle that , but theres a one guy who send me a message his name is timmy twotine? twowine? haha .. i cant recall his name but i like to beat that guy to learn him how to respect a champion .

 

RR: I Think His Name Is Tim .......

 

Mr:BadBoy: Ok Guys Tnx For Time , But We Have To Go Now .

 

RR:One Last Question Mr.Champ. (Following Hartman Car)

 

Hitman: Thank you guys

 

Mr:Badboy: After Mike Velasquez Fight 2015-02-07 We Gonna Have A Press Conference For BadBoy's Fighters Thank U.

 

RR:Ok Thank u again Mr Chaaamp ! (Theyre Leave) Ladies And GentleMan Mr.James Hitman Hartman.

 

RR:Ok If You Have A Questions Twitter Us And Leave Us A FeedBack On Facebook This Is Media News Till Next time:)

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Alexy Innokenti (260605)



5 more days untill that American fucker gets his head punched off. Stepping into the cage with me is a bad idea. I'm not anywhere as cute as I look like. So don't let my handsome look fool you. I'm a straight out murderer and the good thing is, I don't even need to go to jail for it!


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For those who don't know I am the manager of the knockout sensation Timmy Twotone.

 

I speak on behalf of Twotone because he is what you would call "camera shy" but don't let this be taken as a weakness. Look at his fight history and you will understand.

 

Hartman has made this mistake and will SOON be a victim of Twotone. But first and formost he must destroy lactose.

 

As boring as he may be, lactose is undefeat and is capitalising his opponents weaknesses. He will be a great test for Twotone.

 

TIMMY TWOTONE WILL BE CHAMPION WITHIN 3 MONTHS

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Alexy Innokenti (260605)



I'm having the time of my life here in Tokyo. Training is going great, raw fish tastes great and somehow the Japanese women seem to confuse me with Alexander Emelianenko and fall at my feet in admiration. Why would I tell them I'm not him... Japanese women all refer to me as the Boa. i'll leave it up to your imagination why that is...


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Alexy Innokenti (260605)

I'm having the time of my life here in Tokyo. Training is going great, raw fish tastes great and somehow the Japanese women seem to confuse me with Alexander Emelianenko and fall at my feet in admiration. Why would I tell them I'm not him... Japanese women all refer to me as the Boa. i'll leave it up to your imagination why that is...

 

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Charlie Wax 170lbs (2-1-0)

 

Dude, the whole of Choke and Tokyo have all heard the rumours and we all know why they call you Boa......It's cos you love to get completely naked apart from a feather boa and squeal like a pig while they stick Tempura up your ass.

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Charlie Wax 170lbs (2-1-0)

 

Dude, the whole of Choke and Tokyo have all heard the rumours and we all know why they call you Boa......It's cos you love to get completely naked apart from a feather boa and squeal like a pig while they stick Tempura up your ass.

 

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Alexy Innokenti (260605)

Don't make me come down to pussyweight to beat your ass little prick. Don't mess with the big boys when you are nothing but a bald tiny loser with an awful beard. After my second stoppage win in a row at Choke, I'm going back into training and get ready for my next opponent. The whole division is trembling when they look at me. They all know that it's just a matter of time before I take that belt and destroy the whole division. I'll be forced to fight superfights with other champs at the org, because all will be running away from me scared shitless

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Royben "Red Viper" Martell



"Fell sorry for you Mr. Brazier. Noone should lose due to being covered in vaseline. No honor in that."



"About my fight with Max Reigns... I'll try to find an entertaining way to defeat him. That should make up to me for lack of challange, as I've heard he isn't even training. Mr. Reigns, what's up with you?"


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Martel Ur Gonna Be My Last Fight So Give It All U Got , Im Gonna Retire Because Of My Spinal Cord Injury, It Hurts To Me But I Have No Choice My Manager And Mr.Dee Has Decided Too So I Can Live Long Farewell Choke:))

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Max'Rampage'Reigns

 

 

After my fight to martell i realize this is my dream, this is who i was, so i i beg to Mr.Badboy my manager to continue my career after my surgery im not leaving my dream for just a fucking injury . for martell never underestimate Ur opponent just rest now boy.

 

YEAH CHOKE !!

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A small recap of our todays event (click the poster to see the event page):

 

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G'mornin ladies and gents (it's morning here so...)

 

9 finishes again! Damn you guys are savages! I wish I had the option not to the ring side judges but some athletic commission chump said they are mandatory... :) Aaaaaanyway, in our main event today we had a change in command. The challenger became the champ when Taisto Anttila was able to force his relentless ground game on our former champ Otso Koski. Anttila showed no respect and took his opponent down early and did what he does best on the mats. Congrats to our new champ in Anttila!

 

The OTN award was $4000 this time around and the KOTN was a sweet one! Simon Faulkner first high kicked his opponent silly and finished the job with a picture perfect flying knee to the jaw of his opponent. I heard that the opponent has not still woken up from that! Also in the Robinson vs Kolehmainen fight Kolehmainen took his opponent down early and it didnt look good for Robinson. When he eventually got up though Robinson showed no mercy and put Kolehmainen to sleep. Pretty damn amazing stuff right here!

 

FOTN : Robinson vs Kolehmainen

KOTN : Simon Faulkner

SOTN : Taisto Anttila

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John "Pretty Boy" Thompson



After I retired Doyle Hargraves, I'm now sceduled to fight Ethan Nygma. He is a pillowfisted clinch fighter who likes to cuddle his opponents with some friendly elbow and knees.


His biggest problem isn't his lack of power, but his next opponent... ME! His name says it's hard to figure out what he will do , but well, it isn't really...


It's not hard to know what I'm going to do. I'm going to puch his face in and throw him all over the octagon. Luckily for me he isn't allowed to wear his ugly flashy clothes on fight night. I have to puke when I look at it. Well actually, the color of it looks a bit like when I had to puke after having eaten to much vegetables....


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John "Pretty Boy" Thompson

After I retired Doyle Hargraves, I'm now sceduled to fight Ethan Nygma. He is a pillowfisted clinch fighter who likes to cuddle his opponents with some friendly elbow and knees.

His biggest problem isn't his lack of power, but his next opponent... ME! His name says it's hard to figure out what he will do , but well, it isn't really...

It's not hard to know what I'm going to do. I'm going to puch his face in and throw him all over the octagon. Luckily for me he isn't allowed to wear his ugly flashy clothes on fight night. I have to puke when I look at it. Well actually, the color of it looks a bit like when I had to puke after having eaten to much vegetables....

 

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James 'Hitman' Hartman

 

 

 

 

Haha LOL . Ur Such a talker Cowboy.

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Max'Rampage'Reigns

 

 

After my fight to martell i realize this is my dream, this is who i was, so i i beg to Mr.Badboy my manager to continue my career after my surgery im not leaving my dream for just a fucking injury . for martell never underestimate Ur opponent just rest now boy.

 

YEAH CHOKE !!

 

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Royben "Red Viper" Martell

"Gotta hand it to you man, I did underestimated you and it came back to bite my ass. Beautiful clinchwork. Very good fight. I hope we'll have an opportunity for a rematch one day. Not anytime soon though, you really worn me out and showed me my place. It'll be days and days of rest and then days and days of hard training before I'll get back into cage. When I do however, I'll put on a show this org deserves."

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Barry "Big Guy" Brewster



"Five seconds. I'm not bragging, I'm just saying... five seconds. One jab and one straight and that guy was out cold and as it turns out, severly injured. I've heard they had to carry him out in order to proceed with next fight, cause they couldn't wake him up... they could tell me that, I would help carrying him out."


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Whatsup?

 

We got another great card tonight with 9 finishes yet again. I love it! This time around thought it was pretty hard to choose the fight of the night beause almost all fight were some sort of bloodbath where the loser couldnt do much about it. I gotta check my match making in the future so we get more good competitive fight in. :)

 

Aaaaanyways, in the main event James Hartman lost his belt to our new champ Jackson Ramos! The outcome wasnt a shocker because they're both real warriors but the way the BJJ purple belt Ramos won was (alteast to me). Ramos put the champ and the BJJ brown belt Hartman to a beautiful armbar and forced the champ to either tap or to take a long leave from the MMA due to broken to pieces arm. Hartman showed that he has the mind of a champ and that he is not willing to jeopadize his career over this. Im not a huge fan of immediate rematches so I dont think that will happen here but Im sure Hartman will be challenging for the belt very soon.

 

OTN bonuses were $3000 this time around:

 

FOTN : El Rojo vs Creed

KOTN : Aawut Chuachai (a beautiful and fast head kick KO)

SOTN : Jackson Ramos

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This is Tony Stracci speaking on behalf of Jackson Ramos. Jackson said that he is extremely happy to win this belt and is planning to defend it for the longest time in this org. He proved that his first fight with Hartman was a lapse of concentration and that the whole bantamweight division should lookout for him.

 

 

P.S : This is my first post ever in a forum. So any suggestion on how to improve ? Much appreciated

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This is Tony Stracci speaking on behalf of Jackson Ramos. Jackson said that he is extremely happy to win this belt and is planning to defend it for the longest time in this org. He proved that his first fight with Hartman was a lapse of concentration and that the whole bantamweight division should lookout for him.

 

 

P.S : This is my first post ever in a forum. So any suggestion on how to improve ? Much appreciated

 

Welcome to the forums, sir! My only advice would be that try to have some fun in here. :) Maybe see how others do their smack talking (using fighter avatars and possibly links etc...) and go from there.

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James 'Hitman' Hartman

 

First of all sorry to all my fans i disapointed and thank u to all of u who support me,

I've been over confident and i paid the price, Ramos better keep that belt till we fought again.

Bcoz ur gonna taste just a 1 hour of fame Im gonna take that belt again and kick ass again!

 

For All Of My Fans And To My Nation .

We Will Rise Again !

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