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'The Peaky Blinder' Tommy Shelby

 

"So John Thompson you won, whoopee fuckin shit, but I see you have left the org, probably so you can train and return to disappoint your management team at a later date!

 

Anyhow fuckwit, I hereby call you out, come one pussy, lets be havin yer!"

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'The Peaky Blinder' Tommy Shelby

 

"So John Thompson you won, whoopee fuckin shit, but I see you have left the org, probably so you can train and return to disappoint your management team at a later date!

 

Anyhow fuckwit, I hereby call you out, come one pussy, lets be havin yer!"

 

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John "Pretty Boy" Thompson

You guessed wrong. I'm not at all looking to have free time to train or anything like that. The owner released me today and I've asked him why and I'm waiting for his response as I had no intention of leaving whatsoever...

I would fight you tonight if it would be possible. Don't make assumptions when you don't have a clue what happened asshole. Go back to Birmingham you stupid Brit and wait, just like me, for the org owner's reply. You can only pray that the org owner doesn't send me a new contract Shelby, or I'm going to fuck you up. I don't care about wins or losses, I care about hurting my opponent as much as I possibly can.

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"Great news dick head, I'm gonna knock you fuckin cold. Mr Dee Early I want this chump as soon as possible."

 

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John "Pretty Boy" Thompson

YOu can try ...

If Dee wants me back, I'll sign the fight. If not, other orgs are already interested in me, so I'll get a fight soon, that won' be a problem.

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"Great news dick head, I'm gonna knock you fuckin cold. Mr Dee Early I want this chump as soon as possible."

 

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Agent Dee:

 

Thompson is goners and not coming back. That was entirely my call but Im not gonna comment on it more. Keep on training Mr.Shelby and get even better. I'll offer you your next challenge soon.

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Jackson Ramos

 

I am fighting you man. I will give you a challenge. I will take you to the ground and make you tap man. This is a great challenge for me. Fighting against a heavier opponent will a huge test for me but I am confident that I will succeed. I am confident for this fight and all the best, man.

 

 

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Mairbek "Vodka Rage" Krylov

Finally a challenger emerges who has had more than 2 fights in his entire MMA career. This one I like! Toverish! You better get your striking defence on check because Im coming to take your head clean off. You can try to hug your way to victory but in couple weeks after the fight you will understand how bad idea this is.

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Agent Dee:

 

Thompson is goners and not coming back. That was entirely my call but Im not gonna comment on it more. Keep on training Mr.Shelby and get even better. I'll offer you your next challenge soon.

 

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Chris "The Lion Tamer" Lancier

“Who needs Brokeback Mountain anyways“

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Hey whats up?

 

Just a friendly reminder that the 270k ID limit is getting close now. I think we are around at 269960 so shouldnt take too long untill we can start creating 270k fighters. THAT SAID...

 

...PLEASE remember that Choke is looking for 270k ID fighters for the 135, 155 & 265 weight classes. If you like the org here is a perfect chance to create a possible future superstar who can compete in an even playfield with other fighters around his ID.

 

When your fighter is ready to sign please let me know, thanks. =)

 

-Dee

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Whatsuuuuuup???

Once again a B-A-D-A-S-S event guys! You always deliver! The events are getting bigger and bigger night by night and I think it's time to give back a little: the OTN bonuses will be at least 4k a piece fron now on out. ALSO I will be handing out some hefty smack talk bonuses soon so get loud in the smack talk thread guys!!

 

The main event blew my mind. Mikhail Popkov put on a beating to his opponent Byddy Lyles for two and a half rounds. He beat 34 kinds of different sh.t out of him. Lyles had no answer... untill the very end Lyles found one more burst of energy and threw a barrage of angry fists Popkov's way and connected! Popkov went down like a bag of potatoes. That's a crazy, crazy finish (once again)!!

 

OTN bonuses were 4k:

 

FOTN: Popkov vs Lyles

KOTN : Conor Brazier

SOTN : Eino Kolehmainen

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Mairbek "Vodka Rage" Krylov



Ahhhh it is boring here. I know my presence in the organization is paralyzing but cmon sissy-boys, speak your mind! After I have destroyed the man-hugger Jackson Ramos is there any takers for a fight? Is there anyone with balls to call me out? Toverish, speak!


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Charles "Rumble" Richter (270066)



On April 11th I'll be making my pro debut. Most people think I invented the Richter Scale to measure the size of earthquakes; in fact, I created it to measure the thuds of my opponents' heads when they bounce off the canvas. The fans are going to see why they call me "Rumble." Lachlan Cassidy, it's just business, but I'm going to knock your head into the stands and keep moving my way to the top. Hayashi's Lounge is going to be on their feet and will know my name by the time I leave the cage on the 11th.


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Lachlan "King" Cassidy



Pffft. I will drive through your defense like hot knife through butter and after that the only rumble there will be is from me playing drums with your head against the canvas. Please dont tap too early I wanna finish my solos, thanks.


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Steven "Wonderboy" Johnson


"Guess who celebrates his birthday today? That's right - me. My goal for for the next year is to become the undisputed light heavyweight champion of Choke. Right now I'm #4 in the division and I feel like I'm close to that belt, just gotta do some more training. And wtf is with the freak show? That Krylov guy is fighting some can from the skeleton division, talk about can crushing..."


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Phil "CM Punk"Brooks 3-1-0

Phil Brooks- I am facing Takachi Sakushi at Choke 032 and well He is the only one to ever have beaten me and I am goign to avenge that loss 17days from now!! I am hopign to surprise him and put on a spectacular show for you all!!

 

I have finished all my opponents and i have not been finished ever I just want to thank all the MMA fans who came out to support me in the past its you guys who keep me focused and I only do it for you all!!

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What do you think about the recent poster work? Sometimes I dont really have the time to put too much effort on the posters but today I took some time to make couple nice (IMO) posters:

 

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What do you think about the recent poster work? Sometimes I dont really have the time to put too much effort on the posters but today I took some time to make couple nice (IMO) posters:

 

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These are not much effort??? Could have fooled me.

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What do you think about the recent poster work? Sometimes I dont really have the time to put too much effort on the posters but today I took some time to make couple nice (IMO) posters:

 

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Nice very nice

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Mairbek "Vodka Rage" Krylov

Thank you for stepping up Jackson Ramos. This would've been a perfect sparring and training opportunity for me but unfortuantely I didn't even break a sweat before you was sent the la-la-land. Is there any men out there? You know guys, men, those beings with BALLS... I want to be challenged by someone tough. Bring it fuckers!!


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Agent Dee

Remember fellas that the Kill Krylov challenge is still on!! Win him by decision or submission and bank a cool 10k on top of your regular pay. Knock him out and I'll pay you 30k on top of your regular pay! TIME TO STEP UP!

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Heyyyyy fight fans!

 

Wow this one was a huge event. Biggest we've had so far. 8 out of the 10 fights ended in the first round so there was a pile of amazing finishes once again. We almost filled the arena (without papering any tix) so I might have to book bigger venues in the future... Im not mad at that at all. :D

 

In the main event the former 135 champ James Hartman challenged the current 145 champ Taisto Anttila for his belt. Both guys are bona fide ground fighters so not a huge suprise that the fight hit the mat soon after the starting bell. On the ground it was Anttila who did all the work. Hartman looked really passive and defensive and still wasnt able to stop Anttila from advancing poisitions. Anttila eventually took Hartman's back and soon after we saw how Mata Leao is executed the right way. Picture perfect RNC finish by the champ!!

 

In the co-main event it was time for the KILL KRYLOV challenge. Jackson Ramos - a true 145 pounder - really stepped up and took on the challenge like a man. In the fight a lot bigger Mairbek Krylov was able to keep the fight standing and in the striking distance it was all Krylov. Ramos couldn't take all those shots for too long and was removed from his conciousness before the two minute mark. Kudos for stepping up but this time it wasnt nearly enough.

 

KILL KRYLOV challenge is still on guys!! Win him via decision or submission and get a 10k bonus, win him ia KO and get a 30k bonus. Who has the balls to challenge him let me know, thanks!!

 

OTN was 4k:

FOTN : Dozer vs Himen

KOTN : Charles Carey

SOTN : Taisto Anttila

 

-Dee

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