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"Suave" Francois Dubois

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That's a filthy lie and you know it Brody, lets go. Right now. You won't be looking pretty after I've had my way with you.

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Brady "The Italian Stallion" Battaglia

I am the true sex bomb here and no one will take it off me. We can settle for a battle of the real men and i can show you i am the best one here along with the looks to back it up.

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Michael "Bad Day" Vaugh

"Holy shit! This guy scares the crap outta me. He looks like a four-legged spider. Nathan, good luck fighting this thing. I gotta say though, no matter if you win your fight with him or lose, you're gonna have a bad day. I would be too grossed out to even touch his freaky limbs."

 

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Melvin Garcia

Michael Vaugh, quit doing the DC Diet and lay of the cake and chicken, fat ass. You want to come on here and talk trash to a 145 pounder when you're nearing 300? You're just running your mouth and I hope Yuri shuts you up for good.

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Melvin Garcia

Michael Vaugh, quit doing the DC Diet and lay of the cake and chicken, fat ass. You want to come on here and talk trash to a 145 pounder when you're nearing 300? You're just running your mouth and I hope Yuri shuts you up for good.

 

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Michael "Bad Day" Vaugh

"Yuri ain't got nothing on me. He's just going to have a bad day on 20th of february. I'll take on anyone in my division. If it comes to that I'll take on anyone in any division. And man, with your height you should be in my weight category, but I guess we'll never settle it in cage, so let's leave it at that."

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Santeri "Great Strides" Laukkanen

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Excuse me , Ladies. If you are all done with the Hair-pulling and jumping around,

you should take a look around you.

Are you beginning to notice that you are the LEAST of each others problems ?

Welcome to ME !!

the HW Division of the http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/1421260404havoc%20logo.png Is about to get a little more *CHAOTIC*

 

 

 

Disclaimer: I am only Sh!ttalkin. I respect you all =)

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Santeri "Great Strides" Laukkanen

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Excuse me , Ladies. If you are all done with the Hair-pulling and jumping around,

you should take a look around you.

Are you beginning to notice that you are the LEAST of each others problems ?

Welcome to ME !!

the http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/1421260404havoc%20logo.png Is about to get little more *CHAOTIC*

 

 

 

Disclaimer: I am only Sh!ttalkin. I respect you all =)

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Melvin Garcia

Laukkanen, you ain't my problem, so I'm not concerned with you though maybe Vaugh should be. He's the one saying he'll take on any one in his division or any division and he's in your division. Me on the other hand, I just have one concern at the moment and it's that little gnat, Nathan. Nate, the time is quickly approaching and my build will be the last you thing you'll worry about.

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I want to publicly challenge and humiliate one "fighter" Abdul Jabbar. Yea he's the #2 fighter at 185, undefeated against 3 fighters not named but now i'd like to challenge him to a real fight instead of the sparring dummies he's accustomed to fighting in the QFC letting them all get to the second round instead of taking care of business like a professional. I'm not saying we have to fight, my list of demands are as follows, just some simple things 1) he is no longer #2. 2) He apoligizes for being a fraud and 3) he erect a statue in my fighters likeness in his living room that he polish and call superior. If he declines and wants a war then, im sorry i can't give him one, it'll be a one sided fight where Zander is swinging the hammer.

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Melvin Garcia

Laukkanen, you ain't my problem, so I'm not concerned with you though maybe Vaugh should be. He's the one saying he'll take on any one in his division or any division and he's in your division. Me on the other hand, I just have one concern at the moment and it's that little gnat, Nathan. Nate, the time is quickly approaching and my build will be the last you thing you'll worry about.

 

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Nathan Young

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It's kind of hard to worry about your build. I mean, one bad move and I could snap you like a twig. I wanna win the fight, but shit, I don't wanna get charged with anything other than that Submission of the Night award!

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Santeri "Great Strides" Laukkanen

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Excuse me , Ladies. If you are all done with the Hair-pulling and jumping around,

you should take a look around you.

Are you beginning to notice that you are the LEAST of each others problems ?

Welcome to ME !!

the HW Division of the http://www.mmatycoon.com/images/company/logo/1421260404havoc%20logo.png Is about to get a little more *CHAOTIC*

 

 

 

Disclaimer: I am only Sh!ttalkin. I respect you all =)

 

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Michael "Bad Day" Vaugh

"Awww yeah! That's the guy I'd like to meet in the cage one day. We both love MT, we both originated in the same org, late Darkness, we both rock in the ring - beautiful high kicks in your last fight by the way - and we both know that if we meet in the cage one day, it's not me who's gonna have a bad day (and we're both proportional, and not freaky stick figures thank god). Damn, it's a shame I have a shitton of previous obligations and a ready line of fighters to beat before you, nontheless it will be a beautiful fight when we finally meet."

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"The Misfit" Nathan Young


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Where is the Stick Insect, Meh Garcia gone? Thought he would have come up with a reply by now. Sure, he can ask the birds while he is up there what they think in between the time he takes to sniff some women's panties. He sort of reminds me of my friend Barry...



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Simon "Barry" Bellamy


3-1-0



I'm not a panty sniffer.....


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Havoc Announcement



Hello everyone, just a little announcement to let everybody know that our old contract maker Laslow Bricken has moved on to make his own org in London. We wish him all the best in his new venture.


We have a new contract maker now which some of you may know named Severo Del Bosque.


Good luck in all your next fights and keep causing havoc.


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"The Misfit" Nathan Young

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Where is the Stick Insect, Meh Garcia gone? Thought he would have come up with a reply by now. Sure, he can ask the birds while he is up there what they think in between the time he takes to sniff some women's panties. He sort of reminds me of my friend Barry...

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Simon "Barry" Bellamy

3-1-0

I'm not a panty sniffer.....

 

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Melvin Garcia

The birds think you're going to lose too. What's going on in your head, Nate, as far as if you do win? What's going to happen after the fight? Is this going to something where you run your mouth about how you did what you said you were going to do or is it going to be that you respect me for a good fight? That's an if, I mean that's all speculation right now. Of course I know it's not going to matter because I'm going to win yet I will have respect for you for putting up a good fight.

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Melvin Garcia

The birds think you're going to lose too. What's going on in your head, Nate, as far as if you do win? What's going to happen after the fight? Is this going to something where you run your mouth about how you did what you said you were going to do or is it going to be that you respect me for a good fight? That's an if, I mean that's all speculation right now. Of course I know it's not going to matter because I'm going to win yet I will have respect for you for putting up a good fight.

 

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"The Misfit" Nathan Young

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I won't need to say anything once I win the fight. I am already at the top of the division, and the win will just keep me there. But sure, we will see how the fight goes Stick Insect, just don't think of your hopes and dreams just yet.

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"The Misfit" Nathan Young


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Hold on a second....Did this guy seriously hear what I said, and the thing he took issue with is how I react after I win? No response on the Panty Sniffer thing? Well, I guess there you have it, I am going in against a bona fide panty sniffer. Sorry to disappoint you Meh, but the only 3 things I am going to be wearing come fight night are my boxers, my cup and my trunks, no panties for you to sniff while being submitted.


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"The Misfit" Nathan Young

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Hold on a second....Did this guy seriously hear what I said, and the thing he took issue with is how I react after I win? No response on the Panty Sniffer thing? Well, I guess there you have it, I am going in against a bona fide panty sniffer. Sorry to disappoint you Meh, but the only 3 things I am going to be wearing come fight night are my boxers, my cup and my trunks, no panties for you to sniff while being submitted.

 

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Melvin Garcia

Nate, I'm not going to lie, the whole panty sniffer thing is true. I just didn't think it was a big thing to respond to at the time. Yes, I am a panty sniffer, I admit it. But here's the thing, When I sniff the panties of the girls, they are still wearing them. It's usually right before I...Well, I'm not going to get into that. Nate, you're such a pervert for even bringing it up.

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Melvin Garcia

Nate, I'm not going to lie, the whole panty sniffer thing is true. I just didn't think it was a big thing to respond to at the time. Yes, I am a panty sniffer, I admit it. But here's the thing, When I sniff the panties of the girls, they are still wearing them. It's usually right before I...Well, I'm not going to get into that. Nate, you're such a pervert for even bringing it up.

 

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Nathan Young

3-0-0

Right before you what? Make them your next victim? Woah Meh, sorry to say, but I am bit too old for your more "acquired tastes". I'm just saying, the white/grey hair and the fact you pull up to fights in a rusty white transit van does you no favours. Also, I think you will find it a bit harder to sniff down my crotch area than the others because I am actually going to be conscious, so be careful trying or you may find a Triangle Choke waiting for you, although you will most likely pass out from excitement rather than lack of oxygen.

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Nathan Young

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Right before you what? Make them your next victim? Woah Meh, sorry to say, but I am bit too old for your more "acquired tastes". I'm just saying, the white/grey hair and the fact you pull up to fights in a rusty white transit van does you no favours. Also, I think you will find it a bit harder to sniff down my crotch area than the others because I am actually going to be conscious, so be careful trying or you may find a Triangle Choke waiting for you, although you will most likely pass out from excitement rather than lack of oxygen.

 

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Melvin Garcia

Yeah, I guess you can say they are my next victim because I take them to heaven every time and I guess you can say they aren't conscious because the thrill of being with me knocks them out. But you don't have to worry about anything in the fight, Nate, as I only like women. As for my transportation, that was one time. My Nissian was in the shop after I wrecked it street racing and that was the only thing the shop had available.

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Melvin Garcia

Yeah, I guess you can say they are my next victim because I take them to heaven every time and I guess you can say they aren't conscious because the thrill of being with me knocks them out. But you don't have to worry about anything in the fight, Nate, as I only like women. As for my transportation, that was one time. My Nissian was in the shop after I wrecked it street racing and that was the only thing the shop had available.

 

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Nathan Young

3-0-0

This guy just admitted the only people he has sex with are unconscious. Just saying, after our fight, the police should probably be in attendance to arrest him.

Anyway, I am gonna be swimming after I get my Win Bonus and my Sub of the Night bonus. Sorry Meh, you won't be getting the Win Bonus so your chloroform supply is gonna be a bit low this month.

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Diamond "Black Sheep" Hardwood



"Tick. Tick. Tick. Time is almost up for the Brazilian mutt I am stepping into the cage with. Only a few more days until he realizes he's not in QFC fights anymore. What do you all think? Head kick knock out? Maybe I'll surprise him with an uppercut. So many decisions... only one chin,"


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Jonah "Mini Raging Rhino" Varce is a top dog in the Heavyweight division. Undefeated at 2-0, his speed and wrestling technique for a big-man is impressive to say the least. To many, Varce is considered to be the top talent at Heavyweight on Havok's competative roster. When reached for comment, by me, Walter Stockton, MMA reporter and journalist, Jonah Varce seemed optomistic about his career outlook at the company.



"I feel great at this point in my career. I've got the skills to be the best, not only in this organization, but I'm talking best in the world. Don't believe me? Well, don't say I didn't warn you. I want handwritten apology letters from all you haters out there when I get the Havok Heavyweight strap and wrap it around my waist. Born and raised in the heart of America alongside the world's best wrestlers, I'm born and bred for this sport, for this title, for this moment."



When asked about a potential fight, Varce seemed careless either way.



"There haven't been many guys brave enough to call out my name. And I wouldn't blame them. But I'm a humble man as well; I'm no match-maker, I'm a fighter. Line 'em up, and I'll knock them down."



As a fight reporter, it's my job to dig, and dig, and eventually Varce coughed up a few potential opponents.



"Well... Ethan "The Tomahawk " Ross, Mike Dub, or Santeri "Great Strides" Laukkanen were all names I heard... you know... floating around the water cooler. But nothing is set in stone yet. Whoever it is, I'm more then ready. I'm the best fighter on this roster, and anyone who thinks otherwise? Two words to them: Step up."


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Jonah "Mini Raging Rhino" Varce is a top dog in the Heavyweight division. Undefeated at 2-0, his speed and wrestling technique for a big-man is impressive to say the least. To many, Varce is considered to be the top talent at Heavyweight on Havok's competative roster.

Whoever it is, I'm more then ready. I'm the best fighter on this roster, and anyone who thinks otherwise? Two words to them: Step up."

 

 

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Tamati Ngata

"Oh Jonah, you used to be the top guy in the division. All of that has changed now that I have officially signed with Havoc. I hope you had fun while you were at the top because your time is over and it's time for my reign to begin. Hopefully I can get my hands on you sooner rather than later because I've been waiting to get back into the cage and hurt someone.

As for you waiting for someone to step up, I'll be your huckleberry. I'll give you a beating so bad that PETA will make me their #1 target as the cause of the mini raging rhino's extinction."

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Havoc Fighting League is proud to present there latest event. Live from Wild Bob’s Bar on the 13th of February is Havoc Friday 13th. This event is sure to be a dark and electrifying event with the newest batch of fighters locking heads inside the cage. This event will see the latest installement of the Havoc career where you are sure that the owners are looking to gather momentum and make something of this fine org. Without further ado let’s get to the warriors.

 

Bantamweight (126-135lbs)

Darren Brown vs Terrell James

This fight is sure to be a spectacle that will raise the roof of the small packed arena. Darren is looking to cement his place at the top of the 135 rankings with another good performance. He is having his first fight inside HFL and will be looking to continue the submissions and rake up a win. With a granite chin his opponent will have to be packing one hell of a punch if he wants to do anything in this fight. Looking to give him his first loss is Terrell, he is coming of a loss which he got at the first ever Havoc event and will have to improve if he wants to give his opponent a run for his money. He may be sub specialist however after his recent disappointment it has came to everyone attention he may not have the ability to battle on the ground and is always liable to a sub loss.

Predictions – I am not a betting man but if I was I would bet my house on the possibility of this match to finish with a sub win by either man. If I had to choose one it would have to be the undefeated Darren Brown in the 2nd round.

 

Featherweight (136-145lbs)

Melvin Garcia vs Nathan Young

Throughout the run up of this event this match has came the one to watch after a string of insults and talk coming from both corners. Melvin is also a sub guy and will be looking to continue his impress performances by defeating his opponent. He has the height to be in the 265 division but has the weight to be a stay at home Dad. Garcia is a pure brawler and will look to out power his opponent as soon as possible. However, looking to break this stick figure is Nathan. His words not mine. Nathan is coming off a great run of wins firstly in the TWGC where he was beaten in the Finals but he was able to put that behind him and show he has it when he won in his first fight under HFL. He is also a brawler but has the intelligence to know how to set up his game plan for it to be effective.

Prediction – This is a fore gone conclusion with a 1st round win for Nathan Young.

 

Light Heavyweight (186-205lbs)

Francois Dubois vs Carlos Dekkers

Both fighters are coming off 2 mma wins and will be looking to make it a 3rd and stamp there authority on the 205 division. Francois is the pretty boy of the org and will be looking to keep his appearance and for him I hope he has the defense to keep his pretty face safe from any punches. He is a man with pure power and the back up of a good chin in case one slips through his defenses. With only being 19 he looks to be the prospect in HFL. His opponent is older and is at the age of 25 coming into the MMA a bit later than his opponent but will be looking to show he belongs and can take on any young ones. Carlos likes to kick the heads of his opponent and will be looking to decapitate his opponent If that what takes it to win this one. Coming over from Darkness he will be looking to impress his new owner with a good performance.

Prediction - 2nd round KO in favor of Francois Dubois

 

Middleweight (171-185lbs)

Courney Hunt vs Sergio Sanchez

Courney is looking to show he belongs in the org after beating a bunch of fighers in QFC’s. The real test will be a fight in an org against a fighter looking to progress in the org. Hunt is a pure KO fighter and will be looking to wipe out his opponent as soon as possible. The fans inside the arena will be hoping he has a superman punch op his sleeve like a recent fight of his. His opponent is Sergio, who has proven he can handle fighters in this org and will be looking to continue his streak of wins after his debut wasn't a great start. He has a good chin and will need it if he wants to survive against his opponent.

Prediction – By KO in the 2nd round the winner will be Sergio Sanchez

 

Middleweight (171-185lbs)

Aldo Pitbull vs Diamond Hardwood

Aldo is only 17 years of age but is also shaking up his division with an unbelievable 5-0 record. He has the power to do anything he wants inside that cage and will be looking to show despite his age he can still take on the older opponents. But can he survive outside the QFC circuit well we will soon find out. Diamond is only a little older but his record differs a lot and will be looking to improve that I this fight. In his only in he has shown he can and will KO someone if that is the want he wants to win. But has he got a gap in his game which can be his ground game after being subbed his most recent performance.

Prediction – Aldo Pitbull will continue his dominant performances with a 2nd round KO win.

 

Middleweight (171-185lbs)

Dan Kade vs Rock Allen

Dan Kade has been vocal in his jibes at opponents who have decided to duck this fast improving figher. He may be 1-0 but he has been training hard and is slowly becoming a well rounded fighter. After being KO’ed in his last match does he have a chin? He will look to counter his opponent and slowly pick him off until he finds the right time to heap the misery on his opponent. Rock Allen is 2-0 and will be looking to continue that and show his division he is ready for the battle and is here to stay. He has shown he has power but can he do that on a competitive circuit with his previous wins coming from QFC’s. But he does tend to cut after looks at his amatuer records.

Prediction – Dan Kade KO in the 3rd round

 

 

Welterweight (156-170lbs)

Tim Marks vs Olof Bonde

Tim is unknown due to the knack of the match finishing early whenever he is involved. In his last fight he showed great speed and damage to KO his opponent as soonas possible. I guess he wanted to come over and fight for HFL as soon as possible. He has a KO win and a loss to his name but what can he do on the night? Olof has had one fight and was able to win in the scheduled rounds and will be looking to show he can win before the judges have to step in. Bonde looks to have a good chin and good elbows so what is he wanting to do get an elbow against the temple of his opponents or take them to the ground. Who Knows?

Prediction – Olof Bonde sub win 2nd round.

 

Heavyweight (206-265lbs)

Tyson Everett vs George Dank

Tyson is unknown with this being his first professional bout. Here at HFL we are glad to be giving this younf prospect his first chance at the big leagues. He will be looking to KO his opponent due to his great knowledge of boxing. Looking to make his first bout a bad one is George. Even though he won his first fight he didn’t impress and let the judges give him the benefit of doubt. Dank is a brawler and will be looking to bring the fight to his opponent and sink a submission in as soon as possible.

Prediction – KO win in the 2nd round for Tyson Everett.

 

Bantamweight (126-135lbs)

Raul Jimenez vs Ligerito Jr

Raul has looked impressive since turing pro after a 4 win streak he will be looking to continue. He has been known to go for the sub win and will be looking to do that but he has shown he can last as long as his opponent and has no problem with the fight going to he judges. He’s a brave one. Ligerito is a hard one to say but as we have seen he has a great strenght and can easily KO someone so I won’t say anthing else about that. He will be looking to use his speed to stay away from Raul’s advances and stay away from the mat.

Predictions - by Una decision Raul Jimenez

 

Lightweight (146-155lbs)

Lorik Ashkram vs Eryc Van Drunen

Lorik will be looking to get the fight to the mat as soon as possible if not he may struggle to keep this fight going. Lorik has 5 subs to his name and will be looking to continue his great record. He has 1 win under the Havoc roof and will be looking to show he can keep going in HFL and take it to his opponents. His opponent Eryc has one fight to his name and showed a great display walking away with a KO slam. Who can come out in this fight with a win?

Prediction – By Sub in the 1st round the winner will be Lorik Ashkram

 

It has came to the end of a stacked card sure to entertain the spectators. Can Havoc put on another great card. We will definitely try out best.

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Silly rabit, Aldo's never faced a striker like Hardwood and this isn't a QFC scrub fight. Hardwood RD 2 KO.

 

OOC: Great preview man, love reading them.

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