bjornmma1 Posted May 24, 2015 Report Share Posted May 24, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14270347009408.jpg Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty No excuses from me, you fooled me bigtime with your gameplan. I was expecting another way of fighting from you. Congrats, not many will be able to win against me, so you did a great job. Don't worry fans, I'll bounce back from this dissappointing loss and come back even stronger. I knocked him down and rocked him when he wasn't laying on top of me, so I have faith that I'll come back even better. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14270347009408.jpg Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty Superman tadada!!!! If that's not KO of the night, what on earth is ?! A 225cm 300lbs pound guy finishing the fight with a superman punch , what about that! I need to drink a few on that: http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130410110013/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/7/71/1238408638_superman_drinking_.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmy Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 This tourny could do with some news. I've had 3 fights and I have no idea how I'm doing, who is in my division, how many more fights before playoff, etc, etc. Doesn't even feel like a tourny. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted June 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 This tourny could do with some news. I've had 3 fights and I have no idea how I'm doing, who is in my division, how many more fights before playoff, etc, etc. Doesn't even feel like a tourny. i'll get an update up today. When i originally set up this tourney i didnt expect work to become so much harder for me. kinda causing issues on my marriage and im only seeing my wife and kids awake twice a week so the time that i used to spend here being active has become so much more limited. Frustrating, but if anyone would like to help me out not only with the tourney but as staff i can make it worthwhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmy Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 i'll get an update up today. When i originally set up this tourney i didnt expect work to become so much harder for me. kinda causing issues on my marriage and im only seeing my wife and kids awake twice a week so the time that i used to spend here being active has become so much more limited. Frustrating, but if anyone would like to help me out not only with the tourney but as staff i can make it worthwhile. now I feel bad for complaining. Don't worry mate, that sounds understandable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted June 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 now I feel bad for complaining. Don't worry mate, that sounds understandable. Nah, i havent been updating it, just sending out offers im just glad that a good lot of you guys stayed active so far. I shouldve asked for help sooner, hopefully i can find someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted June 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 So here are the updated standings, i will get the next fights out. There are 10 more fights but the good news is, nobody has lost all of their fights aside from David Dominiguez who i have rendered OUT. The only thing is im wondering if he should be every future fighter's bye week or if i should just toss one of my fighters into the tourney to keep everyone active. I will post these on the first page. http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x359/8133805422/lutteseason.png 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14270347009408.jpg Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty 19 today! Yihaa !! I can't wait to smash my next opponent and close in on that midget that is leading the standings at the moment. Watch your back Roy, The Joker is coming for you and will catch up with you soon. Message to my next opponent, being Gordian; Make sure your striking def is up to a good enough level as you'll eat more punches than you can ever imagine. Or it might just be one punch also. We'll see what I'm planning to do on fight night. You are in big trouble . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14270347009408.jpg Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty Superman tadada!!!! If that's not KO of the night, what on earth is ?! A 225cm 300lbs pound guy finishing the fight with a superman punch , what about that! I need to drink a few on that: http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130410110013/epicrapbattlesofhistory/images/7/71/1238408638_superman_drinking_.gif http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14138803194953.jpg Neal "Grubby McGrub" Richards (270669) i know a place you can get good drinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14138803194953.jpg Neal "Grubby McGrub" Richards (270669) i know a place you can get good drinks http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14270347009408.jpg Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty I'll be there in a minute Grubby ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLang Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14138803194953.jpg Neal "Grubby McGrub" Richards (270669) See ya there mate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catako Posted June 18, 2015 Report Share Posted June 18, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14270347009408.jpg Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty 19 today! Yihaa !! I can't wait to smash my next opponent and close in on that midget that is leading the standings at the moment. Watch your back Roy, The Joker is coming for you and will catch up with you soon. Message to my next opponent, being Gordian; Make sure your striking def is up to a good enough level as you'll eat more punches than you can ever imagine. Or it might just be one punch also. We'll see what I'm planning to do on fight night. You are in big trouble . http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14091320791776.gif Gordian "The Pitbull" Marius Don't consider yourself a winner before the fight. You did that before and you lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14091320791776.gif Gordian "The Pitbull" Marius Don't consider yourself a winner before the fight. You did that before and you lost. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14270347009408.jpg Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty I did that 3 times Stupid and I won two of them, so lets say it's still in my favor when I do this. You will get KO'd and that's almost as sure as that I'll get laid tonight. 3 dates tonight, so should at least get two of them in bed, hopefully at the same time. Well, I'm of going to train a little and then have another amazing night. I found your jaw yesterday Gordian. You might have lost it when a fly flew against it. I'm not an evil person, so here, you can have it back. http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/132/7/0/glass_jaw_2_by_gradendine-d4zh83i.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 A day in the life of Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty is a Heavyweight fighter currently signed up to Laamb Lutte's Heavyweight Tournament. He's currently 2-1-0 and is known for being very outspoken. This is just a brief look into the workings of Conrad's mind who is unfortunately suffering from an acute disorder called 'Little man Syndrome'. What makes this case even more severe is Conrad actually weighs 300lbs. Here are some of the things Conrad has to deal with throughout his day. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14270347009408.jpg Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty I did that 3 times Stupid and I won two of them, so lets say it's still in my favor when I do this. You will get KO'd and that's almost as sure as that I'll get laid tonight. 3 dates tonight, so should at least get two of them in bed, hopefully at the same time. In Conrad's mind: - http://i61.tinypic.com/2z9fg5l.jpg Reality: - http://i62.tinypic.com/2db00vr.jpg http://i60.tinypic.com/24zw28l.jpg http://i62.tinypic.com/auiixg.jpg http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14270347009408.jpg Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty I did that 3 times Stupid and I won two of them, so lets say it's still in my favor when I do this. You will get KO'd and that's almost as sure as that I'll get laid tonight. 3 dates tonight, so should at least get two of them in bed, hopefully at the same time. Well, I'm of going to train a little and then have another amazing night. In Conrad's mind: - Reality: - http://i62.tinypic.com/24vmltv.jpg http://i60.tinypic.com/wji06g.jpg Well there we have it, just a small glimpse into the mind of this heavyweight fighter as he struggles with his illness. Stay tuned for further updates throughout the tournament. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14270347009408.jpg Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty It seems you have zero knowledge about biology. If you think 300lbs and 225cm of pure awesomeness can look that skinny, than you are even more stupid than the girl I had last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catako Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14270347009408.jpg Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty It seems you have zero knowledge about biology. If you think 300lbs and 225cm of pure awesomeness can look that skinny, than you are even more stupid than the girl I had last night. http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14091320791776.gif You mean this girl ? http://i62.tinypic.com/auiixg.jpg Yeah that's a real catch. You 2 fit together just right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14270347009408.jpg Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty I love how you completely ignored the most important part of my message + you are confused, you mixed up a picture of your mom and my real date, or where they the same....?! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catako Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14270347009408.jpg Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty I love how you completely ignored the most important part of my message + you are confused, you mixed up a picture of your mom and my real date, or where they the same....?! http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14091320791776.gif Gordian "The Pitbull" Marius I am an orfan and I didn't know my mother as she didn't want me. From my perspective it could be her and could be your date. If your that macho consider it the best restling partner you had ever, cause you look kind of winded in the sessions. Make it as personal as you can get and you might end up in the hospital. Either way, one of us is going to get Ko'ed in this fight. I have a hunch it will be you, but anything could happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted June 25, 2015 Report Share Posted June 25, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14270347009408.jpg Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty I can see why nobody wanted you when you were young. You are still a little buggar. Hell yeah someone is going to get KO'd and we all know it will be you staring at the stars when I connect clean with your chin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
METAL666nz Posted June 30, 2015 Report Share Posted June 30, 2015 What is happening with this tourney? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catako Posted July 2, 2015 Report Share Posted July 2, 2015 What is happening with this tourney? It's up for the 4th fight. http://i1177.photobucket.com/albums/x359/8133805422/lutteseason.png Maybe it's your free win as David Dominguez is out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14270347009408.jpg Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty Training has been going ok and I no longer have this urging need to take a shit everywhere, so my system seems to be clean also again after the buffet of last week. I have been kicking ass in training and I'm feeling very good. I hope that my opponent will show up and be in the best possible condition, as I want to put up a great fight for the fans! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catako Posted July 3, 2015 Report Share Posted July 3, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14091320791776.gif Gordian "The Pitbull" Marius Well.. I have to say I had a good champ. Just finished it and I have no escuse and no regrets. I did the best I could in training, now I have to put it in practice. All my Darkness (B613) teammates will be there for the match and I hope I won't dissapoint as we are currently going strong win after win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bjornmma1 Posted July 4, 2015 Report Share Posted July 4, 2015 http://www.mmatycoon.com/gallery/0/14270347009408.jpg Conrad "The Joker" Mcgillicutty I don't only talk, but also walk the walk. Another brutal one punch Ko victory as u shut up the little talker. They just don't seem to get it. There are very few people on planet earth that are able to do any good against me in the cage. I'm too big, too strong , too fast ,... for this tournament. And I am also too horny now. I'm off for a quickie, but I'll come back for the press conference and receive the KO of the night award I hope. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby Posted July 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2015 Guys, do i have to cut the season shorter for you guys to continue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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